The Story of How YTMND Made Me Crash My Car and Lose $10,000.
The Story of How YTMND Made Me Crash My Car and Lose $10,000, plus extras.

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March 7th, 2006
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5'd for the ownage
March 7th, 2006
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@ the downvoters - Sure is easy to be a cowardice peice of sh*t on the internet isnt it ? :D 5'd
March 7th, 2006
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Any way you look at this, the only thing I can say is You're the man Now Dog!!!
March 7th, 2006
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Glad to hear you're okay bro. It's people like you that make me so thankful to be part of this community. THE BEST f*ckING COMMUNITY ON EARTH MOTHERf*ckER.
March 7th, 2006
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gg
March 7th, 2006
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the gods of exposition are not pleased....
March 7th, 2006
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LOL CAR!
March 7th, 2006
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Stop using D-Code. That song is sh*t.
March 7th, 2006
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Dude you are amazing, I am glad you are alive and your girlfriend is safe, GOO YTMND! P.S. I almost sh*t myself when that Q and A showed up: "Did you do a barrel roll?" ROFL ON THE GROUND ROFL.
March 7th, 2006
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I couldnt read all the sh*t you put up becuase to much text per page. I dont feal like finding out if I can fix it. Oh yes and, YOUR THE DUMBsh*t NOW DOG
March 7th, 2006
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This was the longest ytmnd I had ever seen in the history of ytmnd. -1 for driving skills
March 7th, 2006
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haha owned
March 7th, 2006
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LOL!
March 7th, 2006
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RUINING THE LOCOMOTION, ONE SITE AT A TIME
March 7th, 2006
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You ever heard of car insurance? Ever heard of claiming liable compensation from the person who chrashed into you? n00b, you lost your money when you got of ended up with a brand new one for the trouble.
March 7th, 2006
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It was probably on ytmnsfw because of one of two reasons: A: There was blood in the passenger side seat. B: You spelled out N*gga. Im happy you two are okay, best wishes.
March 7th, 2006
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good story. f*ck all the haters.
March 7th, 2006
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Why must we let such garbage onto top 15. although very beliveable story, gotta say not fake at all.
March 7th, 2006
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Good job, idiot. Crappy time alotted for each set of text. Also, your impression of Peppers makes Brian look bad. It seems like he's doing a very good impression of you. "We have sustained massive amounts of damage". k.
March 7th, 2006
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and i thought my life sucked
March 7th, 2006
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you and your girlfriend are lucky to be alive
March 7th, 2006
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I fived it the first time you made this. Why do you have three now?
March 7th, 2006
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Give more time to read the long paragraphs. Oh and pics now of your g/f.
March 7th, 2006
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What a trooper! Through thick and thin YTMND is still there for him! Hehe..."Brian NOOOOO!" LOL!
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You know what? When I saw your name, I knew this would be a good YTMND, mainly because the "Running in the 90's" one was so great. So ignore the gay little downvoters. Jealousy makes them strike out in anger. Glad you and Melissa are okay, but the way
March 7th, 2006
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1. The guy did you a favor hitting that van, it looks better than when new. 2. I wish I had been driving a third semi that day after wasting my time reading this magna farta.
March 7th, 2006
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I'm gunna f*cking kill you kid.
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this YTMND was portrayed was hilarious. So you get a hard earned 5, and my hopes that you find a new vehicle soon. :D
March 7th, 2006
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aaWWWwwww really? Thats too bad. Good idea of making your rad story into a ytmnd. Killer.
March 7th, 2006
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GHOST OF BRIAN PEPPERS OMG
March 7th, 2006
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And we all know how truthful Eva's stories are
March 7th, 2006
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lol@vehement shortfilm downvoters. get a real hobby you f*cks.
March 7th, 2006
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At least you made a pretty damn good YTMND out of it.
March 7th, 2006
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i would like to point out http://happy16thbirthdaymarty.ytmnd.com/ a "happy birthday" ytmnd to his 16yr old friend. So this kid is prob 15 r 16. Thus deeming it illeagal for him to drive anyone under the age of 20 if he has not had his license for at leas
March 7th, 2006
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LMAO! good story and idea.
March 7th, 2006
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wall-o-text. u suck creator
March 7th, 2006
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very long. very interesting. nice crash pics. also looks like some ppl don't like you. oh well. you entertained me.
March 7th, 2006
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YTMND saved your GFs life, she would have gone to sleep if you hadn't brought up snape killing dumbledore. YOU SHOULD KISS YOUR YIDDISH CUP.
March 7th, 2006
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Nice job, great story. Good thing you guys are alive. Keep it strong. :)
March 7th, 2006
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TLDR
March 7th, 2006
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teh s uck
March 7th, 2006
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Hey atleast you were ridin spinnas for awhile
March 7th, 2006
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ytmnd
March 7th, 2006
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Damn... we rolled over in horrid icy/windy conditions last Christmas. Highway accidents suck. Good that you're able to make light of it instead of moping around :)
March 7th, 2006
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I can't condone road idiocy.
March 7th, 2006
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don't listen to the morons. you did well. that is to say, making this YTMND. although, you clearly did well in the crash, as you weren't killed.
March 7th, 2006
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March 7th, 2006
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looks like the curse of brian peppers...i'll never make a peppers face again
March 7th, 2006
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The first picture is deceiving. I was like "eh I've seen worse" then BAM the back end -1 for too much text
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The people that downvoted this did so because of their incredibly short attention spans. I think it was worth it, heh. I'm glad you're..not..dead. Yeah.
March 7th, 2006
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tl;dr
March 7th, 2006
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good thing your okay, you and your girlfriend too, makes me kinda feel bad for laughing but lol :P and seirously. all these 12 year old downvoters dont know sh*t about anything :| "you dont look old enough to drive!" Shut up maggots. people have crashed o
March 7th, 2006
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5 cause everyone is being mean to you :(
March 7th, 2006
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over STUPIDER THINGS. f*ckin poor people :| "too long" "fake" etc fgtry. downvoting dipsh*ts :|
March 7th, 2006
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I've gotta say. Pwned. Funny though
March 7th, 2006
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5'd for dedication!
March 7th, 2006
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Shut up downvoters, I doubt you idiots even have a license.
March 7th, 2006
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Your van's rear was hit so bad that THE FÚCKING RIMS CAME RIGHT OUT OF THE TIRE?
March 7th, 2006
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I just know that theres gonna be a "lol, brian peppers" ytmnd with his face on it
March 7th, 2006
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So I guess you could say YTMND also saved your girlfriends life.
March 7th, 2006
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A true YTMND-er, you almost die, so you come home and make a YTMND about it, and a nice, big t(Õ_Õt) to all the downvoters
March 7th, 2006
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I do hope you're ok.. Seeing Melissa's seat on the passenger side sorta scared me, thought you lost a loved one. Thank god you're ok! Watch the road next time please..
March 7th, 2006
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lol, negligent driving
March 7th, 2006
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Awesome.
March 7th, 2006
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I'm tempted to make an 'lol car crash' ytmnd or something out of this.
March 7th, 2006
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yeah, you and a thousand other kids dogpound
March 7th, 2006
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+5 for effert, +5 for COLLUSION +5 for barrel roll +5 for brian peppers +5 for conversations +5 cauz i feel sorry for you
March 7th, 2006
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Badass.
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Fived... Do you have these pictures hosted anywhere? Add in a picture of yourself and your girlfriend giving a thumbs up! In my eyes, you are a hero... If I weren't in college and making minnimum wage, I'd donate to help pay. :P Glad you guys weren'
March 7th, 2006
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was gonna give this a 1, but then i saw that you did a barrel roll
March 7th, 2006
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5'd! Wow you deserve a hug or something.
March 7th, 2006
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omg man
March 7th, 2006
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1)It's amazing that van is still recognizable. 2)Girls love YTMND.
March 7th, 2006
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Why duplicate this sh*tty ytmnd, dude? I gave the other site a 2 because I at least thought your B-pepz impersonation was pretty good/funny. But this one gets a 1 for being a dupe.
March 7th, 2006
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Instant 5 for D-Code. PS: Owned.
March 7th, 2006
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awesome, but sh*tty brian face. the worst comments are the ones where SOME f*ck SAYS '-1 FOR SUCKING BLAH BLAH BLAH' SO SHUT THE f*ck UP this guy took his time and made it. sh*tty brian face though :P
March 7th, 2006
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nice story
March 7th, 2006
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-4 for lieing, you don't have a girlfriend. Unless you supply pics. Link please.
March 7th, 2006
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Great story. Nice to have you back in one piece.
March 7th, 2006
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true YTMND'ers in love that turn into a tragedy...and you still want to visit YTMND......like fatasskid said: way to be a dumbass
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Sounds like something I would do.
March 7th, 2006
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Yeah, it's totally ytmnd's fault.
March 7th, 2006
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5 for being the greatest and I sponser you in my heart... HA so no money for you!
March 7th, 2006
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brian peppers stare of destruction
March 7th, 2006
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MY GIRLFRIEND
March 7th, 2006
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There's a lot of jizz on your car.
March 7th, 2006
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D-Code FTW! Lesson learned, eh?
March 7th, 2006
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oh man that sucks.... this reminds me of old adult swim bumps with the music and white text on a black background
March 7th, 2006
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waaay too f*cking long. and not even a good story. learn to drive f*ck stick
March 7th, 2006
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that sucks, but this definately should be one of those Sponsored YTMND's
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I don't have that kind of attention span.
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adjust speed for poor road conditions.
March 7th, 2006
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...funny....
March 7th, 2006
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Wow! HAHA! Amazing entertaining story! Glad you are okay! Sucks your van is a waste. Hey, take care and your gf too! YTMND does rock. :)
March 7th, 2006
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Way too long, bad adult swim rip, bad story, and an awful peppers face. Your gf must be high for thinking that's funny.
March 7th, 2006
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oh, and -10000 for driving a van, hippie.
March 7th, 2006
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sucks to be you, ur really ugly btw. ytmnd ftw.
March 7th, 2006
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enjoyed it..
March 7th, 2006
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INTERNET FADS ARE NOT FUNNY OUTSIDE OF REAL LIFE, THEY ARE BARELY FUNNY ON THE INTERNET. EXAMPLE: "I'M RICK JAMES BITCH" "LEEROY JENKINS". If you say these in real life, end it now.
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I enjoyed it. All the downvoters can lick my weiner.
March 7th, 2006
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I'm glad your ok at least!!! If you died and your gf lived she's make a myspace suicide ytmnd about you. We should have a fundraiser!!
March 7th, 2006
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You broke my Van: Do me a favour go down I-79 tell the police to look in the ditch. I'm so sorry
March 7th, 2006
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lolz at "fishtailing" description
March 7th, 2006
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Kinda long. And you need a picture of your brian peppers face to go with it.
March 7th, 2006
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at least you have a sense of humor about yourself. and you no longer drive a minivan. god did you 2 favors.
March 7th, 2006
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damm van
March 7th, 2006
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One of the most perfectly executed YTMND's on the net. Excellent stuff. And a perfect choice for music.
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by far one of the best YTMND's ive ever seen. your brian peppers face is priceless. it was a wee bit long, but worth it in the end. lol. good day, sir!
March 7th, 2006
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Yes, the music made it golden.
March 7th, 2006
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Brian Strikes again.
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good story.
March 7th, 2006
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i pitty you here's a 5
March 7th, 2006
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I lol'ed.
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Wooooah. 5.
March 7th, 2006
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You know it's probably wrong to laugh at other peoples misfortunes though it was posted on here to be. I can see some making this a ytmnd - lolaccident.ytmnd.com with a picture of the wreaked car your brian peppers face and you colliding with a 18 wheeler
March 7th, 2006
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and for added effect the atom bomb explosion at the end
March 7th, 2006
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This will teach you to have full coverage with loan gap coverage as well now won;t it.
March 7th, 2006
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you clearly pushed it to limit...
March 7th, 2006
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one could argue that your girlfriend has a 3/4 inch gash in other places than the back of her head.
March 7th, 2006
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holy sh*t this was some some gay sh*t.
March 7th, 2006
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interesting.
March 7th, 2006
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-5 for going 65 in the snow, +3 for the ytmnd loving girl
March 7th, 2006
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Your girlfriend sounds fat, ugly and non exsistant
March 7th, 2006
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JOO SPELLED "DEFINATELY" WRONG! TEH FUX?
March 7th, 2006
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awesome
March 7th, 2006
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You are a bastard. YTMND is not your personal site. The YTMND's are supposed to be five seconds long, MAX. You, not only suck at life and driving and protecting your girlfriend, broke that rule. You don't deserve YTMND.
March 7th, 2006
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AHAHAAHA. Moron.
March 7th, 2006
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Safety not guaranteed making YTMND jokes while driving. Five stars guaranteed for a pretty damn entertaining story.
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Glad you're alright. Did YTMNDs flash before your eyes as you saw you were going to smash into the pick-up?
March 7th, 2006
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If BP never touched that nurse; you'd've skipped straight to picard.... ... BP still owns...
March 7th, 2006
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Girlfriend that likes ytmnd=awesome
March 7th, 2006
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too much reading
March 7th, 2006
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lol at downvotes
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Never before in human history has YTMND caused so much damage. Whatever Cracker.
March 7th, 2006
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Nice one
March 7th, 2006
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If this really happended you need to learn to save your little games for when some one else is driving. You almost got your self killed, be glad your paying with money instead of your life.
March 7th, 2006
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Wow, thanks for being stupid. Next time die please!
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Hah, nice going, slick.
March 7th, 2006
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Wow, extra stupidity points. But still, you had guts to share your story and took enough flak. Here's a 3.
March 7th, 2006
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Downvoters r flaming #$%@tards, & its great u & ur gf are safe & sound. Loved the story, only complaint is the resolution cutoff, otherwise, woot!
March 7th, 2006
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God was punishing you for thinking the Brian Peppers fad is funny.
March 7th, 2006
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longer please, lol.
March 7th, 2006
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didn't i 1 this some weeks ago
March 7th, 2006
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You got what you deserved. You've had your fun. Let Brian be.
March 7th, 2006
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i'd 5 it but it only took 3 hours to watch and i want 5+
March 7th, 2006
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DAMMIT![AllanPeppers]You got what you deserved. You've had your fun. Let Brian be.[/AllanPeppers]
March 7th, 2006
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-1 for making up a bullsh*t story. 0 for wasting my time with a long assed bullsh*t story. And a 1 for driving like an idiot if this were true. Total score = 1
March 8th, 2006
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You're the man now, dog.
March 8th, 2006
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LOL YOU DRIVE (DROVE) A VAN
March 8th, 2006
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Man, you guys need to f*cking lighten up.
March 8th, 2006
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WHILE you were crashing, did you do the Indiana Jones thing, "We are going to die :(" ??
March 8th, 2006
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phew I was reading over some of the comments and was afraid that Inkdrinker wasent going to 1 it. But he did....but wheres Vinnieweapons with his plea for us to send help?
March 8th, 2006
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pwned +5
March 8th, 2006
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Also, it was your own stupid fault. You're ugly, your Brian Peppers face utterly sucks, and your girlfriend probably is fat/doesn't exist.
March 8th, 2006
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yea this sh*t was pretty weak.
March 8th, 2006
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I call bullsh*t. That van was NOT hit by 2xsemis at 65 mph...in the opposite lane. Funny story, tho. lol, wreckage!
March 22nd, 2006
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5'd. It's original, something all those downvoters could never come up with. For great Justice.
March 23rd, 2006
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THAT ISN'T A PICTURE OF YOUR CAR YOU NUMB NUT I'VE SEEN THOSE PICTUREs LIKE 10000000000000000000 TIMES BNEFORE LIAR
April 6th, 2006
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:-X
April 13th, 2006
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Damn.
May 9th, 2006
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THATS F@CKING AWSOME!!!
June 5th, 2006
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the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
June 19th, 2006
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The irony in this is how the people claiming that you're wasting their time are "wasting their time" writing comments about a webpage that they were never forced to view anyway. Stupid.
July 17th, 2006
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YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR!
July 29th, 2006
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hey, gald your ok, funny, you can walk after being hit by 2 semis, and my friend crashes a tiny civic into a cover in a ditch going 45 and i cant move at all, im stuck at the computer, lucky me. glad your ok, scary stuff there yet funny
August 5th, 2006
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YOU WIN! GOOD DAY SIR! ... ... Heh... Anyways best of luck with the rest of the payments XD
August 9th, 2006
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dude, you look just like JT York from degrassi, rofl!
August 9th, 2006
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ADD TO FAVORITES (2 other user(s) did!) I'm the second. xD
September 6th, 2006
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5'd for ITG music, sorry on your accident.
September 30th, 2006
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Van? HA! downvote
November 5th, 2006
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awesome lets get this to atleast 4
January 19th, 2007
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if you knew how to drift you could of avoided all this.
March 16th, 2007
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tl; dr.
July 30th, 2007
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you should've tried to do a barrel roll as soon as you saw the truck
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