Chuck Norris Owns Paddles!
Created on: February 9th, 2006
Chuck Norris Owns Paddles!
All those other YTMND's lie! Chuck has NO weakness!

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February 9th, 2006
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will he ever be stopped?
February 9th, 2006
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made me lol :)
February 9th, 2006
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grt
February 9th, 2006
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dude, dragonforce all the way
February 9th, 2006
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I know, I'm trying to give it up.
February 9th, 2006
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Ha HAA so true.. think head
February 9th, 2006
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nice, but animation needs to be faster...and dragonforce credited
February 9th, 2006
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The world needeed this YTMND.
February 9th, 2006
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needed
February 9th, 2006
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5 for a classy response to pwner being his f*gtastic self.
February 9th, 2006
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His head moves like 500 years before the paddle is even near him. Such a good actor.
February 9th, 2006
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This is so awesome.
February 9th, 2006
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My clothes were scared and ran away.
February 9th, 2006
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Can I lend a n*gg* a 5? Yes... Yes I can.
February 9th, 2006
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genius
February 9th, 2006
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lol, more teens jerking to norris
February 9th, 2006
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and that isn't tehpwner, it's a poor impersonator, just like Lnkdrinker
February 10th, 2006
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Wtf!? Not even the paddle can stop him?
February 10th, 2006
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Chuck Norris = God. Funny!
February 10th, 2006
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No more chuck norris please This one is actually pretty funny but still... no more chuck norris please
February 10th, 2006
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"lol, more teens jerking to norris" Quoted for truth.
February 10th, 2006
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BWWWWAAAAAAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
February 10th, 2006
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6 STARS. BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
February 10th, 2006
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LOL I love it.
February 10th, 2006
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?????????????????????
February 10th, 2006
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sweet
February 10th, 2006
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Chuck Norris+Dragonforce=Win
February 10th, 2006
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^^pretty much sums it up
February 10th, 2006
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ADVANCE CHUCK NORRIS, DESTROY ALL PADDLES!
February 10th, 2006
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The Robots have taken me. Please send help.
February 10th, 2006
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nice.
February 10th, 2006
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it's funny cos it's true.
February 10th, 2006
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awesome
February 10th, 2006
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"lol, more teens jerking to norris" How'd you know? Are you that creep that keeps looking into my window late at night?
February 10th, 2006
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Lawl!
February 10th, 2006
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This is final proof, he's indestructible
February 10th, 2006
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Hah
February 10th, 2006
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5d for truth
February 10th, 2006
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haha i love random ytmnds like this one
February 10th, 2006
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I KNEW IT!!!
February 10th, 2006
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MOTHER f*ckING FIVED
February 10th, 2006
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He moved a little!
February 10th, 2006
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it's ok
February 10th, 2006
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I hate paddles! Always stealing my girlfriends!
February 10th, 2006
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George Bush doesn't care about Chuck Norris.
February 10th, 2006
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Chuck Norris cries for Jesus. He's about as hardcore as a priest.
February 10th, 2006
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omg win!
February 10th, 2006
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You know how half-decent this could have been if you picked a song that wasn't already overused last year?
February 10th, 2006
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It's super effective!
February 10th, 2006
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5 for whoever starts the fad where chuck norris gets his *ss kicked.
February 10th, 2006
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1'd for Chuck Norris owned.
February 10th, 2006
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haha nice DL::D
February 10th, 2006
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chuck norris breaks a paddle? NO WAI!
February 10th, 2006
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Well no doubt.
February 10th, 2006
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5'd for Chuck Norris. F*ckers.
February 10th, 2006
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hahahah
February 10th, 2006
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Wait! Didn't you hear? Chuck Norris jokes have hit myspace! They're ruined! http://norrismyspaceno.ytmnd.com
February 10th, 2006
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haha hilarious
February 10th, 2006
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This is the first and only Chuck norris YTMND that has made me smile.
February 10th, 2006
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FLAWLESS VICTORY!
February 10th, 2006
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haha I knew that him getting knocked out by that paddle was just crafty editing, just like when he got killed by Bruce Lee, They are always trying to take down Chuck but he can't be stopped!
February 10th, 2006
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f*ck NORRIS K THX
February 10th, 2006
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Hey! wait a second...
February 10th, 2006
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his one weakness is definitely not paddles
February 10th, 2006
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awesome
February 10th, 2006
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damn straight, texas walker ranger
February 10th, 2006
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1'd for Chuck Norris
February 10th, 2006
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i like the edit
February 10th, 2006
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LMAO you win!
February 10th, 2006
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the probelm with chuck fad fans is that chuck has been on tv for what, 15 years? 10 at least. Then a fad starts so you all the sudden start to gush over him so that you can be cool. pathetic. get some free will.
February 10th, 2006
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gay/5
February 10th, 2006
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seriously another song would get a 5. ANYTHING original would get ur 5
February 10th, 2006
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YOU ARE GOLDEN
February 10th, 2006
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LOL BELL PEPPERS FAD MUSIC 4 TEH WIN!
February 10th, 2006
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how true
February 10th, 2006
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Win Win Win
February 10th, 2006
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funny
February 10th, 2006
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roflcopter
February 10th, 2006
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Dragonforce = teh secks + Chuck Norris = Unholy forces of *ss kicking.
February 10th, 2006
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That made me lol. +4
February 10th, 2006
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Thank you for telling the truth jm. The other paddle video is obviously an immature hoax.
February 11th, 2006
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Norris is God
February 11th, 2006
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HAHAHAHAHA!! thats so cool!!!
February 27th, 2006
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.. also classic
February 28th, 2006
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pwnage
March 8th, 2006
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dragonforce ftw
April 20th, 2006
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For the guys saying "Dragonforce ftw"...this song's been out on ytmnd for a very long time...check "I love bell peppers"
April 21st, 2006
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He just pretended that his weakness is paddles. So thn people would try it on him, but then end up being round house kicked.
May 1st, 2006
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Go Chucky Go!!!! for more chuck pwnage, check out badtp.ytmnd.com
June 27th, 2006
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Chuck Norris can un-scramble an egg...good job
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awesome
June 29th, 2006
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CHUCK NORRIS ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE.
June 29th, 2006
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lolz
June 30th, 2006
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Would be 5, but I have to -1 because you made him flinch. Chuck Norris does not flinch.
July 3rd, 2006
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way to go dragonforce
July 7th, 2006
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chuck norrris=1
July 19th, 2006
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har! I'd upgrade to 5 if you can improve the paddle breakage!
July 24th, 2006
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Nice one
August 10th, 2006
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Of course he doesn't have a weakness
August 11th, 2006
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There seems to be a problem with this YTMND. Chuck Norris's head would not move on impact.
September 13th, 2006
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Fix citations. I don't think the image is from Dragonforce!