Tomahawk Missile is smart
Created on: February 9th, 2006
Tomahawk Missile is smart
MercenaryFoxMcCloud 
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How a tomahawk missile works. As some people are saying that just giving him credit is not enough. Here is vitehites URL, I just thought this picture was better for the sound. http://missileerror.ytmnd.com
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banshee1020
February 9th, 2006
7:25:42 PM CST
(0)
interesting
CJVercetti
October 3rd, 2007
2:08:41 PM CDT
(3)
....?
inkblot263
October 4th, 2007
10:52:46 AM CDT
(0)
3rd
prairiedogeric10
February 3rd, 2009
3:27:14 PM CST
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Akrom
February 4th, 2009
10:04:18 PM CST
(-1)
this ytmnd is not where it should be and therefore should not be here. 1
mrcrazyflames
February 9th, 2006
7:33:34 PM CST
(0)
who ever made that video should be shot
RodGroinfro
February 9th, 2006
7:35:55 PM CST
(1)
trying to add this all up... and i believe it = MINDf*ck 5'd
Godot
June 19th, 2008
5:31:56 PM CDT
(1)
That's just a really complicated way to explain the process of elimination. For example, if you wanted to know what continent you're on, you can find out by ruling out that you're not on South America, Asia, Antarctica, Europe, Africa, and Austrailia. With every other wrong answer ruled out, you are left with the correct one- therefore in this case, you're in North America.
mechadamuramu
February 3rd, 2009
1:47:11 AM CST
(0)
You can't FAV a ytmnd that's older than the FAV rating! haha
Silent-Fart
February 9th, 2006
7:38:05 PM CST
(5)
gotta know where you were to know where you're going, that's deep maaaaan. *puff* i love weed
munkeypants
February 9th, 2006
7:41:11 PM CST
(2)
red rocket! red rocket!!
CrispyXL
February 9th, 2006
7:42:07 PM CST
(3)
There must have been like, a million double negatives in that long-ass sentence.
Nonkosher
February 9th, 2006
7:42:17 PM CST
(3)
I would've felt better about it if he had even said "The pixies turn the missle as it flies through the air, picking the most succulent and intriguing targets." I mean, damn, what the hell was he saying?
ollj
February 9th, 2006
7:43:07 PM CST
(1)
looks like a penis. soi.
Dark-Pieman
October 9th, 2007
8:13:03 AM CDT
(5)
If your penis looks like that, please consult your doctor immediately.
antitrop
February 9th, 2006
7:43:12 PM CST
(1)
This rocks so hard.
boomaga
February 9th, 2006
7:47:14 PM CST
(1)
What in the BLUE BLAZING f*ck is that guy talking about ?!?!?!?!
Zeph
February 9th, 2006
7:47:57 PM CST
(0)
That's smart-talking.
Bhurak
February 9th, 2006
7:49:05 PM CST
(1)
Also cocks.
MercenaryFoxMcCloud
February 9th, 2006
7:49:14 PM CST
(0)
yeppers. I wonder how he figured it all out. lol
fxbx
February 9th, 2006
7:51:13 PM CST
(0)
That's very deep, man.
Ultimacy
February 9th, 2006
7:52:04 PM CST
(0)
Whoa....
silverfirex
February 9th, 2006
7:52:05 PM CST
(1)
Made me think too much...*melted my mind so im numb and gave you a 5*
boomaga
February 9th, 2006
7:52:10 PM CST
(2)
Wasn't it Kirkegaard who said you can only know what the Is of "is" is by knowing what "was" is and the significant Is, by a priori eliminating the essential Is-ness from the "was"-ness... no, wait, that was hashish...
boomaga
February 9th, 2006
7:53:59 PM CST
(3)
And after the Tomahawk missle is done confirming its own existence epistomologically, it BLOWS SH*T UP !
thyme
February 9th, 2006
7:54:57 PM CST
(0)
oh i get it! where it is subtracted from where it isn't!!
SalamiJones
February 9th, 2006
7:55:35 PM CST
(0)
lawlercopter
ashburn247
February 9th, 2006
7:56:41 PM CST
(0)
sounds like they tried to keep it as vauge as possible. to keep 'evil-doers' from figuring it out
Caned-and-Unable
February 9th, 2006
7:56:50 PM CST
(9)
I've seen people say "I logged in to five this". I registered to five this.
RancorPlague
February 3rd, 2009
4:16:38 PM CST
(1)
I did the exact same thing.
shallow
February 9th, 2006
7:57:40 PM CST
(1)
Mindhax.
MercenaryFoxMcCloud
February 9th, 2006
7:59:37 PM CST
(0)
wow caned all I have to say is wow. lol
sup34dog
February 9th, 2006
8:02:58 PM CST
(0)
hahaha sweet
inkdrinker
February 9th, 2006
8:03:36 PM CST
(-3)
f*cking ancient. But at least it's not terribly overused. And it's kind of funny, even if none of that funny owes to you.
vorpalmuse
February 9th, 2006
8:03:41 PM CST
(1)
I wonder if I can file for mental rape.
boomaga
February 9th, 2006
8:03:46 PM CST
(0)
http://tomahawkskeet.ytmnd.com/
BlademasterOrca
February 9th, 2006
8:04:07 PM CST
(0)
In before the downvoters. Nice find.
k69digital
February 9th, 2006
8:05:13 PM CST
(1)
When will then be now?
machino
February 9th, 2006
8:05:51 PM CST
(0)
OH REALLY WELL ISN'T THAT f*ckIN ENLIGHTENING
NerfTheMCG
February 9th, 2006
8:06:53 PM CST
(0)
Que?
Zootroy
February 9th, 2006
8:08:08 PM CST
(1)
lawl vectors.
Mech
February 9th, 2006
8:08:37 PM CST
(1)
Oh man, I love that clip. The guy who got to say that must love himself deeply.
PatMan33
February 9th, 2006
8:09:05 PM CST
(1)
I love Government lingo. 5!
tehpwner2
February 9th, 2006
8:09:25 PM CST
(0)
Funny
OrochimaruKuKu
February 9th, 2006
8:09:56 PM CST
(0)
Oo
gtorisu9se
February 9th, 2006
8:09:59 PM CST
(1)
CONFUSION FTW?!?!?!
arbnpx
February 9th, 2006
8:10:10 PM CST
(1)
*head explodes*
Zoltaaan
February 9th, 2006
8:14:25 PM CST
(0)
anyone whocant understand that is a sped
Bigboss
February 9th, 2006
8:14:54 PM CST
(0)
2 for using a wav.
Scro
February 9th, 2006
8:15:10 PM CST
(0)
sounds like he is trying to translate a differential equation into ises and isntes
boomaga
February 9th, 2006
8:15:13 PM CST
(2)
You know, there's a way to explain a concept through analogy, to take an abstract mechanism and make it concrete - or, you can choose to completely frustrate understanding by talking bullsh*t. They chose the latter.
arcadejunkie
February 9th, 2006
8:16:57 PM CST
(1)
ok WTF.
LifeInGreen
February 9th, 2006
8:17:18 PM CST
(-2)
You ripped off this site: http://missileerror.ytmnd.com/
knowles
February 9th, 2006
8:18:39 PM CST
(0)
GeneralGK- scranton is in pa!
Hotshot
February 9th, 2006
8:18:43 PM CST
(0)
the first ytmnd that actually made me laugh in a while. needs to be 6'd
earth59x
February 9th, 2006
8:18:48 PM CST
(1)
where this ytmnd is + where it should be - where it isnt - where it was = 5
Caned-and-Unable
February 9th, 2006
8:19:06 PM CST
(0)
no, he didn't rip that site off, not only does he credit them for the sound origin, his is a far far funnier use of the sound clip. Good Day Sir.
MercenaryFoxMcCloud
February 9th, 2006
8:19:29 PM CST
(0)
Hey LifeInGreen, don't be stupid look at the sound origin on my site. Sound origin: vitehite
LordShimazu
February 9th, 2006
8:19:33 PM CST
(0)
wtf
VinnyWeapons
February 9th, 2006
8:21:21 PM CST
(0)
The Robots have taken me. Please send help.
whipone
February 9th, 2006
8:22:19 PM CST
(0)
?
mattmattmatt
February 9th, 2006
8:24:26 PM CST
(0)
hhhhiiii
inkdrinker
February 9th, 2006
8:24:33 PM CST
(-3)
Ah yeah - someone else here had a point. IT's not just f*cking ancient, but it's duplicating an older site. Site suddenly has zero reason to exist. Back to 1 star.
bostonpatriot
February 9th, 2006
8:25:22 PM CST
(0)
5'd for inspiring me to make a new ytmnd right now based on this.
MercenaryFoxMcCloud
February 9th, 2006
8:26:18 PM CST
(0)
lol
freyarena
February 9th, 2006
8:26:25 PM CST
(1)
this would be simpler if he'd use variables.
Carlsagan43
February 9th, 2006
8:26:41 PM CST
(1)
Damn teleporting missiles...
Insidious
February 9th, 2006
8:26:48 PM CST
(2)
This comment is good because it knows that it is, or that it should be. Therefore it isn't bad because of the variation in the one extreme in relation to the other, devided by the differential of the goodness. Word.
Anatole
February 3rd, 2009
3:20:03 PM CST
(2)
Lol you spelled "divided" wrong.
SpaceDolphin
February 9th, 2006
8:28:29 PM CST
(0)
red rocket!
natall
February 9th, 2006
8:28:48 PM CST
(1)
MINDf*ck
porterfield
February 9th, 2006
8:28:53 PM CST
(0)
i... have no idea... what he just said
Jittery
February 9th, 2006
8:29:03 PM CST
(0)
my brain's exploding
Shortone
February 9th, 2006
8:30:21 PM CST
(0)
that's awesome.
Dpaladin
February 9th, 2006
8:30:24 PM CST
(0)
Already been used. You get a 3 for admitting it though.
General-Mills
February 9th, 2006
8:31:55 PM CST
(0)
"The missle knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't." WTF, what kind of retarded logic is that?
VertebreakerXJS
February 9th, 2006
8:33:10 PM CST
(0)
I laughed at the opening of the gif.
Psycho-Hippo
February 9th, 2006
8:34:04 PM CST
(0)
Pure gold.
SleepdeprivedZ
February 9th, 2006
8:34:32 PM CST
(0)
Wait... what?
Escher
February 9th, 2006
8:44:05 PM CST
(0)
TEMPLATE MATCHING! SAY IT! IT USUES TEMPLATE MATCHING!
WalterPeck
February 9th, 2006
8:44:07 PM CST
(0)
Makes perfect sense to me.
Supermanisme
February 9th, 2006
8:45:30 PM CST
(0)
lol
Icachowda
February 9th, 2006
8:45:30 PM CST
(0)
lol red rocket!! soi soi soi
koasterkrazy
February 9th, 2006
8:46:16 PM CST
(0)
Hahaha that's interesting... and ridiculous...
electrequiem
February 9th, 2006
8:46:56 PM CST
(1)
damn ... "I know where I am by knowing where i am not." wtf?!
DoomBoom
February 9th, 2006
8:47:22 PM CST
(0)
*BOOM* (Tendrils of DoomBoom's brain fly through the air)
vigilante4x
February 9th, 2006
8:48:09 PM CST
(0)
What an ingenious idea!
Thrashmeister
February 9th, 2006
8:48:28 PM CST
(0)
5'd for phallus. ;o
yue
February 9th, 2006
8:48:46 PM CST
(0)
...my brain exploded trying to figure that out. 5'd.
Vash187
February 9th, 2006
8:51:12 PM CST
(0)
*head asplodes*
agentanderson
February 9th, 2006
8:53:40 PM CST
(0)
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
ixian
February 9th, 2006
8:54:41 PM CST
(0)
i am where i'm not
coolmatth
February 9th, 2006
8:56:15 PM CST
(0)
do you gotta be stoned to watch this or what it isnt? cause i gotta tell ya, i just smoked a little joint and found that where i was was the difference between where i should have been or where i wasnt. i love this
JDpigeon
February 9th, 2006
9:00:47 PM CST
(0)
this is so awesome, I love how that guy says all that
enemabandit
February 9th, 2006
9:01:03 PM CST
(0)
It's Stanley Kubrick's "Full Metal Jargon".
someguy
February 9th, 2006
9:03:24 PM CST
(0)
my brain hurts :(
Humphro
February 9th, 2006
9:04:01 PM CST
(0)
I fully understood this. Am I weird?
ulubek
February 9th, 2006
9:07:39 PM CST
(0)
Yay DoD!!!!!
funkwich
February 9th, 2006
9:17:21 PM CST
(0)
...it is not sure just where it is, however it is sure where it isn't within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't or vice versa. wow. lmao.
Suicyde
February 9th, 2006
9:34:27 PM CST
(0)
Lmao...Win.
AerynSun
February 9th, 2006
9:35:16 PM CST
(0)
As an old teacher of mine used to say after explaining something, "Clear as mud?"
gmonkey5
February 9th, 2006
9:35:24 PM CST
(0)
Sounds like my physics class
SubwayArbys
February 9th, 2006
9:35:41 PM CST
(0)
wtf is that n*gg*babble? 10/5!
curtis-c-flush
February 9th, 2006
9:37:47 PM CST
(0)
as long as the position where it ends up has a fundamentalist muslim at it, I dont care how it gets there.
SultanRob
February 9th, 2006
9:37:48 PM CST
(0)
Holy crap that's funny.
Pookatooka
February 9th, 2006
9:44:18 PM CST
(0)
HAHA wdf
Silky
February 9th, 2006
9:49:18 PM CST
(0)
How the hell can where you are be greater than where you aren't?
Jett
February 9th, 2006
9:49:50 PM CST
(0)
That's a joke and not a real documentary, right? Please tell me that's a joke. o_o
SupaAznpirate
February 9th, 2006
9:50:00 PM CST
(0)
meh
freedomfalcon
February 9th, 2006
9:50:54 PM CST
(0)
god that was funny!
Serpentor
February 9th, 2006
9:53:31 PM CST
(0)
MY HEAD A-SPLODE!
tigerman
February 9th, 2006
9:53:39 PM CST
(0)
stuff like this is the reason i failed science class
pimp-o-matic
February 9th, 2006
9:54:55 PM CST
(0)
If my hand isn't on the keyboard than it must be...in my pants! Locked on an intriguing target I must pressume.
sanvarin
February 9th, 2006
9:56:13 PM CST
(0)
penis lol
Nickolai
February 9th, 2006
9:57:55 PM CST
(0)
He just kept talking in one incredibly unbroken sentence...
elyk
February 9th, 2006
9:58:07 PM CST
(0)
LMFAO @ curtis-c-flush
Sharkface217
February 9th, 2006
10:00:47 PM CST
(0)
5
SniperV
February 9th, 2006
10:03:07 PM CST
(0)
Wait....what?
motis
February 9th, 2006
10:03:13 PM CST
(3)
If a missle falls in the woods, does it make a sound, or is it still trying to figure out where it isn't?
undegaussable
February 9th, 2006
10:04:15 PM CST
(0)
XD
Birmingham
February 9th, 2006
10:08:12 PM CST
(0)
Baron
February 9th, 2006
10:11:21 PM CST
(0)
i sucks at math.
BrokenVisage
February 9th, 2006
10:11:35 PM CST
(0)
WE RIDIN ROCKETS ALSO COCKS
RegBarc
February 9th, 2006
10:13:55 PM CST
(0)
God damn, that confuses me.
HappyFunBall
February 9th, 2006
10:23:32 PM CST
(0)
Zen comedy
Iron-Man
February 9th, 2006
10:23:51 PM CST
(0)
You know you got a 5, because you know you didn't get a 1, 2 3 or 4.
RuBBa-cHiKiN
February 9th, 2006
10:25:34 PM CST
(0)
wait, so the missile knows where it is because of where it isn't, but it can't be where it isn't because of where it was by trying to get to where it can't? mindf*ck ftw!
burtreynolds
February 9th, 2006
10:28:22 PM CST
(0)
Lol, FTW??
genkidama20
February 9th, 2006
10:28:34 PM CST
(0)
I give this YTMND a 5 because it wasn't a 4 that isn't a 3 but is a 2 and a 1 put together
prjktgt2k5
February 9th, 2006
10:29:58 PM CST
(0)
... ok listen, i prefer the missionary position. that's my mission! i also like fishin,' you get the idea.
JimCramer
February 9th, 2006
10:31:03 PM CST
(0)
5 for reminding me that my humor is still as childish as it was since I was 4.
muhammed
February 9th, 2006
10:31:39 PM CST
(0)
hahahahahah wtf??
drjones56
February 9th, 2006
10:33:11 PM CST
(0)
I actually understood....
BloodyWanker
February 9th, 2006
10:33:54 PM CST
(0)
*Slowly lapses through the first stages of a coma*
armoballa313
February 9th, 2006
10:39:49 PM CST
(0)
lol
Arch
February 9th, 2006
10:40:04 PM CST
(0)
It's your best one yet man.
ProfGlitch
February 9th, 2006
10:48:09 PM CST
(0)
huh?
noooo-oo-oo
February 9th, 2006
10:57:13 PM CST
(0)
This a copy. You did quote the user at least, so I won't downvote, but add the site URL. You do get points for the better picture.
innocentbystander
February 9th, 2006
10:59:17 PM CST
(0)
My mind!
Waziot
February 9th, 2006
11:01:58 PM CST
(0)
Haven't heard this one before.
Patashu
February 9th, 2006
11:02:30 PM CST
(0)
ROFFLE
bostonpatriot
February 9th, 2006
11:04:00 PM CST
(0)
I've written a short paper after studying the audio piecewise. Enjoy. http://tomahawklogicrevealed.ytmnd.com/
southpark
February 9th, 2006
11:10:43 PM CST
(0)
You Really have to be a rocket Scientist to understand that (Pun intended)
EagleRock
February 9th, 2006
11:13:14 PM CST
(0)
This is the greatest thing I have every heard. I am going to listen to this until I understand it, or I just go crazy, whichever comes first.
fj311
February 9th, 2006
11:13:35 PM CST
(2)
LOL simplification of circular error probability
pimpin
February 9th, 2006
11:19:24 PM CST
(0)
umm... Im so confused
sc0ttyb
February 9th, 2006
11:19:45 PM CST
(0)
Wait, what?
danman1835
February 9th, 2006
11:21:21 PM CST
(0)
f*cking duh.
the80schild
February 9th, 2006
11:35:12 PM CST
(0)
haha i like it!
naken
February 9th, 2006
11:36:20 PM CST
(0)
That's a nice mindf*ck.
AlexFaustus
February 9th, 2006
11:37:19 PM CST
(1)
This wasn't a 5 because it didn't know where it wasn't. It's a 5 from where it wasn't to now where it is before it goes to where it wasn't.
Drusamson
February 9th, 2006
11:38:59 PM CST
(1)
by knowing where this site originally was, you all now know where this site shouldnt be, which is where it originally wasnt, furthermore..screw it, 5
Spotz
February 9th, 2006
11:43:25 PM CST
(0)
Lovely.
darkknight109
February 9th, 2006
11:43:39 PM CST
(1)
I now know why there are so many friendly fire accidents in the American military...
RockMFR
February 9th, 2006
11:44:11 PM CST
(0)
WTFWTFWTFWTFWTF
AYEJAY
February 9th, 2006
11:45:10 PM CST
(0)
and thats my friend is where the expresion "This aint Rocket science" Came from.
cakalusa
February 9th, 2006
11:45:57 PM CST
(0)
this gif makes me horny for some reason...
Geocat
February 9th, 2006
11:48:53 PM CST
(0)
where it is, where it wasntwhere it is, where it wasntwhere it is, where it wasntwhere it is, where it wasntwhere it is, where it wasntwhere it is, where it wasnt AHHH
jabberwocky39
February 9th, 2006
11:52:22 PM CST
(0)
you're all just stupid, this is easier to understand than uncertainty.
LupinTheThird
February 10th, 2006
12:03:13 AM CST
(2)
The people who wrote that, write the terms and conditions of credit cards. This I am sure of.
zomglolwtfzor
February 10th, 2006
12:06:37 AM CST
(0)
omg i cant breathe from laughing so hard OMG
cyclonus
February 10th, 2006
12:13:00 AM CST
(0)
translation: it f*cks sh*t up
crazytrain411
February 10th, 2006
12:13:19 AM CST
(0)
its simple by knowing where you want to get you can calculate how far you are from where you want to get. then make corrections to point your self toward that place or where you aren't.
ApolloBoy
February 10th, 2006
12:13:58 AM CST
(0)
That was one of the most confusing things I've ever listened to in ages.
Angelyne
February 10th, 2006
12:14:52 AM CST
(0)
Boring
z0id
February 10th, 2006
12:15:29 AM CST
(0)
so, supposing that it was here and should go there, where is it now?
boomaga
February 10th, 2006
12:19:08 AM CST
(0)
The missle can't "know where it's not", that's absurd. The number of places you're not is always infinite. The only thing the missle could "deduce" about where it's not is that it's not at the target yet.
craig64
February 10th, 2006
12:21:44 AM CST
(0)
That was very informative.
swedishkessler
February 10th, 2006
12:26:45 AM CST
(0)
LMAO NEGRIOD
KangarooKirby
February 10th, 2006
12:42:25 AM CST
(0)
This sounds way too much like my Philosophy of Being class...
MrApgar
February 10th, 2006
12:55:35 AM CST
(0)
holy hell
johnrambo007
February 10th, 2006
1:02:04 AM CST
(0)
LOL
dave-sempai
February 10th, 2006
1:02:16 AM CST
(1)
i mean i guess i'll use convuluted math instead of a map.
MrApgar
February 10th, 2006
1:02:46 AM CST
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where isn't osama bin laden
taotd
February 10th, 2006
1:06:55 AM CST
(0)
My brain hurts
Raccoon
February 10th, 2006
1:07:33 AM CST
(1)
argh, its like The Architect.. *head f*ck-splodes*
ManuelHung
February 10th, 2006
1:09:23 AM CST
(0)
i think this is my favorite YTMND ever
KaffeinE
February 10th, 2006
1:10:10 AM CST
(0)
Serious?
ManuelHung
February 10th, 2006
1:11:47 AM CST
(0)
sounds like my calculus professor
Gabu
February 10th, 2006
1:12:09 AM CST
(1)
I've taken second-year college-level Physics classes and even I don't know what the hell this guy is talking about.
PoolShark
February 10th, 2006
1:12:59 AM CST
(1)
Okay, is this where the funny IS or ISN'T? I'm confused.
ManuelHung
February 10th, 2006
1:13:04 AM CST
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so where the f*ck IS it? where it is or where it isn't???!?
the-fru
February 10th, 2006
1:18:38 AM CST
(0)
Life now makes perfect sense to me.
ascidus
February 10th, 2006
1:18:46 AM CST
(0)
lawlerpenis, my head exploded
madagent
February 10th, 2006
1:19:52 AM CST
(0)
f*cking great
madagent
February 10th, 2006
1:21:29 AM CST
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It knows where it isn't because it knows where it is. By subtracting from where it is from where it isn't, or from where it isn't from where it is, whichever is greater, it obtains a devaition. I USE THESE DEVIATIONS TO SUMMON SATAN. CONSEQUENTLY SATAN
Trigonometry
February 10th, 2006
1:21:48 AM CST
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Here's a better definition: the difference between an observed value and the expected value of a variable or function.
Dark-Pieman
October 9th, 2007
8:15:23 AM CDT
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I actually understood what you just said. Well done for explaining in one sentence what that guy couldn't in about half an hour. :D
ManuelHung
February 10th, 2006
1:23:11 AM CST
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It knows where it isn't because it knows where it is. By subtracting from where it is from where it isn't, or from where it isn't from where it is, whichever is greater, it obtains a devaition. Also cocks.
Chunes
February 10th, 2006
1:23:51 AM CST
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lmfao.. that's f*cking hilarious
elsuperjudio
February 10th, 2006
1:24:54 AM CST
(0)
so very phallic
burninghammer
February 10th, 2006
1:25:07 AM CST
(0)
Double you tee eff?
saddam
February 10th, 2006
1:27:37 AM CST
(-1)
http://missileerror.ytmnd.com stolen
azalea
February 10th, 2006
1:36:30 AM CST
(0)
Fire whoever wrote that.
guycaballero
February 10th, 2006
1:39:01 AM CST
(1)
No vote since it's a remake, but that's damn funny.
Jobes
February 10th, 2006
1:39:54 AM CST
(0)
ahahahahaha
Gohan3k
February 10th, 2006
1:41:40 AM CST
(0)
LOL
OmniIcyshelf
February 10th, 2006
1:46:03 AM CST
(1)
Dammit, I came so close to understanding this... :(
xenosmack
February 10th, 2006
1:47:33 AM CST
(0)
Absofreakinglutely hilarious. 5'd hardcore style.
NalosLayor
February 10th, 2006
1:51:02 AM CST
(0)
WTF?
Discomurf
February 10th, 2006
1:52:02 AM CST
(0)
most original I've seen in a while. a big '5'
Azp2k32
February 10th, 2006
1:56:36 AM CST
(0)
ROFL! Brilliant! *sets mustache on fire via way of Scented Oil Diffuser*
Kiernos
February 10th, 2006
2:03:16 AM CST
(0)
w....t....f.........
Dinkki
February 10th, 2006
2:07:09 AM CST
(0)
what the f*ck
J-Man
February 10th, 2006
2:11:10 AM CST
(0)
Exellent
Marcman2020
February 10th, 2006
2:12:25 AM CST
(0)
A MINDf*ck INDEED!
darkcraze
February 10th, 2006
2:18:39 AM CST
(0)
I COULDN'T EVEN LISTEN TO THE WHOLE THING. 5+ for MINDFCUK!
AWal
February 10th, 2006
2:18:45 AM CST
(0)
"sounds like he is trying to translate a differential equation into ises and isntes" That's exactly what he did: If PosCurPos then NextPos=CurPos-Pos. Right?
atma9
February 10th, 2006
2:21:40 AM CST
(0)
aaaaaaaaahahahahhahahahaha wtf?
RobertoKay
February 10th, 2006
2:25:18 AM CST
(0)
I had this on for like 20 minutes straight, and it still makes no sense to me.
wick
February 10th, 2006
2:25:30 AM CST
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I thought of something and I wanted to say what it is but suddenly now I want to say what it isn't. So I subtracted what it was from what it wasn't, whichever was greater, and.. oh forget it.
lmarti
February 10th, 2006
2:26:37 AM CST
(0)
i find the lack of a sense of humor on some people amazing
gildedone
February 10th, 2006
2:33:15 AM CST
(0)
Riiiiight. I'll take a dozen.
will1000
February 10th, 2006
2:33:21 AM CST
(0)
sounds like a Donald Rumsfeld speech
mattcruise
February 10th, 2006
2:35:15 AM CST
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The missile reminds me of the Whale from Hitchhikers guide to galaxy. As soon as the thing finally realises where it is, it finally smashes into where it's going.
rybuda
February 10th, 2006
2:37:10 AM CST
(0)
Wow. That was retarded.
SinisterCinnamon
February 10th, 2006
2:39:27 AM CST
(1)
The f*ckING CLOUDSONG knows where it is at all times. The stapler knows where it is at all times. The taco nazi knows where it is at all times. The LEEEROY JEEENKINS knows where it is at all times. The bike knows where it is at all times. The Yiddish cup
Xolias
February 10th, 2006
2:49:09 AM CST
(0)
tomahawk missile.. is alive.
superbob314
February 10th, 2006
2:57:25 AM CST
(0)
Who said drug lords never did anything for miliary R&D?
SamuraiJack
February 10th, 2006
3:02:43 AM CST
(0)
hahhahha this is great
FireFromTheGods
February 10th, 2006
3:04:18 AM CST
(0)
I figured it out, it's in Milwuakee.
spacemanc0
February 10th, 2006
3:08:13 AM CST
(0)
Ofcourse! It all comes together now. MU HA HA HA HA!
bobotheking
February 10th, 2006
3:10:37 AM CST
(0)
Can I interest you in a retro encabulator?
Funglebum
February 10th, 2006
3:24:33 AM CST
(0)
I'm not sure where the f*ck I am after I listened to that... or where I isn't.
AwC
February 10th, 2006
3:26:59 AM CST
(0)
MINDf*ck
dannyaq
February 10th, 2006
3:28:25 AM CST
(0)
*brain explodes*
Smeltzenseltzer
February 10th, 2006
3:32:04 AM CST
(0)
What in the cocks
Xerath
February 10th, 2006
3:43:41 AM CST
(0)
Hmm. I actually understood that...
Lopos
February 10th, 2006
4:05:23 AM CST
(0)
Can you say redundant?
airbud
February 10th, 2006
4:08:47 AM CST
(0)
Well then maybe the Tomahawk missle can figure out what this guy is saying.
BullwinkleB
February 10th, 2006
4:24:26 AM CST
(0)
In the top 15 this ytmnd is, and it knows that stuck with all the other sh*tty ytmnds it isn't.
genkumon
February 10th, 2006
4:47:33 AM CST
(0)
I think blood has begun leaking from my nose.
machshop
February 10th, 2006
5:06:52 AM CST
(0)
I remember watching a WWII video stating "Hitler was unscrupulous in the fact that he lacked scruple."
stratos-the-bratos
February 10th, 2006
5:20:57 AM CST
(0)
that's exactly how i get around.
conormichael
February 10th, 2006
5:22:14 AM CST
(0)
Ok. Got it. 5 for science. Bill Nye would approve. By the way, just because you gave credit doesn't mean you didn't rip it off. It just means you told everyone about it.
TheCitizen
February 10th, 2006
5:26:11 AM CST
(0)
That's SO funny!
CultOfBob
February 10th, 2006
5:38:06 AM CST
(0)
Changed my life. racist
first2di3
February 10th, 2006
5:39:02 AM CST
(0)
f*cking......?
DemonHybrid
February 10th, 2006
6:03:53 AM CST
(1)
They lost me after 43 seconds.
pang
February 10th, 2006
6:21:28 AM CST
(0)
Laaal
citizenlame
February 10th, 2006
6:24:04 AM CST
(1)
insert emoticon for "thanks, now i'm braindead you f*cking dick"
Kanakana
February 10th, 2006
6:26:31 AM CST
(0)
That's what i call a mindf*cking smartbomb, huh? :P or some excess code?
andaloo
February 10th, 2006
6:39:10 AM CST
(0)
Well, isn't that just the most educational thing you've seen?
zeyann
February 10th, 2006
7:00:57 AM CST
(0)
in other words, it's laser guided :P
damon
February 10th, 2006
7:02:36 AM CST
(1)
And I know were you all are, by knowing where y'all aren't! Basically, you're anywhere BUT inside my room! QED MUDAPHUKA!
FartFetish
February 10th, 2006
7:17:50 AM CST
(1)
WHERE DOES IT GO? THAT WAS ISNT THE POSITION?
Squeek
February 10th, 2006
7:25:29 AM CST
(1)
If the missle is here, or if the missle isn't here, does it make a noise?
Fyrius
February 10th, 2006
7:27:31 AM CST
(0)
Lol, that makes a lot of sense
Squeek
February 10th, 2006
7:29:25 AM CST
(1)
See! This f*cked me up already!! I can't even spell missile!
Hardstuff
February 10th, 2006
7:34:58 AM CST
(0)
What the f*ck? o_O Confusing.
UltraMan1
February 10th, 2006
7:35:56 AM CST
(1)
my brain hurts
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