Tomahawk Missile is smart
Created on: February 9th, 2006
Tomahawk Missile is smart
MercenaryFoxMcCloud 
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How a tomahawk missile works. As some people are saying that just giving him credit is not enough. Here is vitehites URL, I just thought this picture was better for the sound. http://missileerror.ytmnd.com
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UltraMan1
February 10th, 2006
7:35:56 AM CST
(1)
my brain hurts
Fearless
February 10th, 2006
7:37:51 AM CST
(1)
I can't even imagine taking notes on that sh*t.
uzi9mm
February 10th, 2006
7:40:10 AM CST
(0)
i kinda got that.............
Destroy
February 10th, 2006
7:42:53 AM CST
(1)
By knowing how much I will vote, and subtracting that of what I will not vote by knowing the difference of what I did not vote I know that I will vote 5
SuperficialBob
February 10th, 2006
7:55:20 AM CST
(1)
What the sh*t, they're just trying to screw with us!
Kallstar
February 10th, 2006
8:07:58 AM CST
(0)
I did NOT have sexual relations with that missle. Anyone know what IS is? Because it isnt.
GubGub
February 10th, 2006
8:20:46 AM CST
(0)
thats great
Zabluellama
February 10th, 2006
8:39:45 AM CST
(0)
well it scared me
PoisonedAl
February 10th, 2006
8:40:10 AM CST
(0)
Please tell me that the clip isn't a spoof or edited!
Hotshot
February 10th, 2006
8:41:41 AM CST
(0)
I can actually understand this lol (after hearing it a 3rd time, or so). Still awesome
Jenius
February 10th, 2006
8:54:38 AM CST
(1)
And subsequently where it is is not where it was and where it was was where it should be, and now because it isnt where it was and it is where it wasnt it just killed a hotel of civilian journalists
nake89
February 10th, 2006
8:55:17 AM CST
(0)
Im not in Sweden so I must be in Thailand?
SecretPolice
February 10th, 2006
8:59:06 AM CST
(0)
Well done!
martinprince
February 10th, 2006
9:07:40 AM CST
(1)
What... you guys did not know that??
ThinWhiteDuke
February 10th, 2006
9:14:30 AM CST
(0)
Your tax dollars hard at work!
Mightyhog
February 10th, 2006
9:21:58 AM CST
(1)
I was in a position before I wasn't in the same position which is how I calculated this 5. The variation is air.
BizarroStormy
February 10th, 2006
9:31:34 AM CST
(1)
Jesus Christ. I can't even begin to wrap my mind around that.
SirLemming
February 10th, 2006
9:38:45 AM CST
(0)
Wow.
TheSnatch
February 10th, 2006
9:40:10 AM CST
(0)
Interesting as to how I understood everything said there. o_o
griffinator
February 10th, 2006
9:53:04 AM CST
(0)
that was somewhat sexual.
Gizzowf
February 10th, 2006
9:54:40 AM CST
(1)
Please tell me you made this audio up. I don't wanna think that THIS is where the military budget is going.
Pianist
February 10th, 2006
9:57:08 AM CST
(0)
haha
malilam
February 10th, 2006
10:02:18 AM CST
(0)
5 for phallic. 4 for anti-war message. 3 for....i started to fall asleep. needed rave tune for backround.
Easty1
February 10th, 2006
10:14:43 AM CST
(0)
PFFFT. Brilliant.
fatdave
February 10th, 2006
10:18:33 AM CST
(0)
"Anyone can fire a missle, but we are only ones who can deliver them like uncle sam."
AExiOn
February 10th, 2006
10:19:20 AM CST
(1)
umm.. why doesn't he just say. "IT USES GPS DUMB ASS!" or.. "IT'S NOT ONLY SMART BUT IT HAS A SOUL!"
drunkanimals
February 10th, 2006
10:26:36 AM CST
(0)
if you subtract the downvoters from the total votes for this site, and remove the stupid comments the missile is in a winning ytmnd
dizzified
February 10th, 2006
10:36:27 AM CST
(0)
... the hell?
krowa04
February 10th, 2006
10:42:04 AM CST
(0)
http://tomahawkhot.ytmnd.com/ HOT SECKS
LittleTinyFishy
February 10th, 2006
10:46:48 AM CST
(0)
Wow.
Klaitu
February 10th, 2006
11:01:15 AM CST
(1)
I determined my score for this YTMND based on the score that I didn't give this YTMND.
RandoMRockeT
February 10th, 2006
11:02:32 AM CST
(0)
Pretty simple to follow...
captainleah
February 10th, 2006
11:03:08 AM CST
(0)
lol whut?
Shyrangerr
February 10th, 2006
11:06:34 AM CST
(0)
That actually makes sense once you listen to itO.o o.O
smeltman
February 10th, 2006
11:12:55 AM CST
(0)
MINDf*ck
Elas10
February 10th, 2006
11:30:31 AM CST
(0)
missiles are weird
Orlando21
February 10th, 2006
11:31:05 AM CST
(0)
OMFG!.... i cant stop laughing you win at life 6/5
RentACop
February 10th, 2006
11:32:59 AM CST
(1)
At first I was like:"Hell this is easy!: And then it went nuts.
Vinas
February 10th, 2006
11:39:27 AM CST
(1)
-15000 for Algebra
Reth
February 10th, 2006
11:41:59 AM CST
(1)
Man you'd have to try to be that f*cking confusing.
PlayaWon
February 10th, 2006
11:47:59 AM CST
(0)
Holy mother of funny. Why does this video remind me of my dog?
WTL
February 10th, 2006
11:52:46 AM CST
(0)
My brain hurts.
grabasso
February 10th, 2006
12:09:34 PM CST
(0)
aahahahaha
Terjay
February 10th, 2006
12:16:40 PM CST
(0)
My brain hurts :(
kaseli
February 10th, 2006
12:17:54 PM CST
(0)
hahahaha this rocks
EHHELLO
February 10th, 2006
12:21:29 PM CST
(0)
ok im not in denver so im in.... kentucy
rubycalaber
February 10th, 2006
12:32:19 PM CST
(0)
HOLLY sh*t!!!!!!!! :O
briglass
February 10th, 2006
12:33:02 PM CST
(1)
To calculate my score, I take what my score will be, from what it won't be, then I have a variation. This variation expresses what my score will be in relation to what it won't be, and so it will be a 5.
Dagnabit
February 10th, 2006
12:34:45 PM CST
(0)
This sounds like it was written by Douglas Adams. Anyone that has read the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy knows what Im talking about.
GooperBlooper
February 10th, 2006
12:41:13 PM CST
(0)
MIIIIIINDF********CK
CrazyRay
February 10th, 2006
12:47:36 PM CST
(0)
Makes sense to me...
Vyse24
February 10th, 2006
12:53:59 PM CST
(0)
huh? wha?
Coat
February 10th, 2006
1:09:25 PM CST
(0)
This is a penis joke right?
an84danarchist
February 10th, 2006
1:10:29 PM CST
(0)
5 FOR CONFUSING ME ;LASDKJFASK;DJHGAIOEWJ
MuncherOfSpleens
February 10th, 2006
1:11:56 PM CST
(1)
The position that wasn't in it was, significantly where it wasn't. Therefore, it isn't where it weren't.
DoomFrost
February 10th, 2006
1:12:31 PM CST
(0)
...
ligamentx
February 10th, 2006
1:18:21 PM CST
(0)
"...?" is right.
Adino
February 10th, 2006
1:21:46 PM CST
(0)
LMAO at the pause then it keeps going haha
mkomega
February 10th, 2006
1:32:35 PM CST
(0)
5
KolYma
February 10th, 2006
1:35:46 PM CST
(0)
I lol'd
Iceehockey21
February 10th, 2006
1:36:00 PM CST
(0)
ROFL
Imperial
February 10th, 2006
1:38:05 PM CST
(1)
I hate you! I am now confused beyond recognition!
EhSureMang
February 10th, 2006
1:40:31 PM CST
(0)
Circular logic FTW!
TehPeak
February 10th, 2006
1:41:03 PM CST
(0)
tomahawk > us
dannico
February 10th, 2006
1:43:14 PM CST
(1)
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
ILikeFish
February 10th, 2006
1:43:37 PM CST
(0)
that guy was obviously paid, and the words written to make it as confusing as possible. unfunny, window-like, idiot-pleasing humor....................FTW!!!
captkub
February 10th, 2006
1:44:38 PM CST
(0)
i cant believe that was once considered "educational"
skrizach
February 10th, 2006
1:51:08 PM CST
(0)
can't...think...clearly!!! mind broken!!
sirjman
February 10th, 2006
1:54:41 PM CST
(0)
wtf
Toxikator
February 10th, 2006
2:02:10 PM CST
(0)
In the event that I click 5, I will not have clicked one, so by voting 5 I will not be voting one, ergo ing my vote to move to one, so I am no longer voting 5. But I confused myself so 5.
thenerd
February 10th, 2006
2:04:34 PM CST
(0)
MINDF*CK!
FiveMinutesAlone
February 10th, 2006
2:11:41 PM CST
(0)
lol
antitrop
February 10th, 2006
2:12:55 PM CST
(0)
BEST YTMND EVER
BIOS9
February 10th, 2006
2:13:39 PM CST
(0)
nice
vertigo
February 10th, 2006
2:17:45 PM CST
(0)
You lost me here.
Tokosan
February 10th, 2006
2:22:20 PM CST
(0)
roffle
Ryro
February 10th, 2006
2:26:40 PM CST
(0)
One URL: www.howstuffworks.com
IrBaboon
February 10th, 2006
2:27:48 PM CST
(0)
wtf @ hidden sexual references.
RetLek
February 10th, 2006
2:33:57 PM CST
(0)
wtf... so simple its gotta work!
Quacks
February 10th, 2006
2:41:52 PM CST
(0)
the government is laughing at us
LadyAerowyn
February 10th, 2006
2:43:23 PM CST
(0)
The more I listen, the more I don't understand. I'm not at McDonalds, so I subtract my house from McDonalds and... end up in a position that I wasn't in but now I am and... I'm confused. o.o;
Twinsen
February 10th, 2006
2:49:26 PM CST
(0)
Is that the real audio? Because thats rediculous.
enemabandit
February 10th, 2006
2:50:55 PM CST
(0)
What's with the big inhale at the beginning? I think this is faked.
genesis16
February 10th, 2006
2:53:27 PM CST
(0)
Awful.
deathviper05
February 10th, 2006
2:57:33 PM CST
(0)
*head explodes*
guitar2005sn
February 10th, 2006
2:57:35 PM CST
(0)
hahaha mindf*ck
sideon
February 10th, 2006
2:59:01 PM CST
(0)
0_o what the?
Shabba
February 10th, 2006
2:59:19 PM CST
(0)
As the missle came out... Man, that turned me on.
j0ey
February 10th, 2006
3:00:31 PM CST
(0)
I wrote my doctoral dissertation on the exact same topic, "I knows were I am because I knows where I'm not."
Lunar4
February 10th, 2006
3:03:59 PM CST
(0)
WHAT. THE. f*ck.
ColonelCow
February 10th, 2006
3:04:15 PM CST
(0)
heh, a writer lost their job over this one. absolute five
Yort
February 10th, 2006
3:09:29 PM CST
(0)
Not that confusing, yet not that funny.
Eric-Starnes
February 10th, 2006
3:19:48 PM CST
(0)
This is what happens when you try to make a complex system intelligible to people who cant understand them.
surge84
February 10th, 2006
3:25:14 PM CST
(0)
What it is?
Haust
February 10th, 2006
3:30:52 PM CST
(0)
by this logic i can be ANYWHERE I WANT TO BE RIGHT NOW. h4x0rz
Merkilo
February 10th, 2006
3:32:26 PM CST
(0)
ocean = automatic 5
cfs525
February 10th, 2006
3:34:02 PM CST
(0)
better explanation: it makes things blow up funny though
surfinbrant
February 10th, 2006
3:43:40 PM CST
(-1)
Why is this no. 1? Not funny, not ytmnd worthy.
Speli
February 10th, 2006
3:49:39 PM CST
(0)
The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is, which ever is greater, it obtains a difference, or dediations. The guidance subs
Speli
February 10th, 2006
3:51:51 PM CST
(0)
system uses dediations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that i
Speli
February 10th, 2006
3:53:22 PM CST
(0)
t wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is and where it wasn't.
TVarmy
February 10th, 2006
3:53:52 PM CST
(0)
This is funny, but can I get a transcipt from somewhere? I know where a transcript isn't, and subtracted it from the internet, but it didn't work.
Grayfox354
February 10th, 2006
3:55:52 PM CST
(0)
..o_o sounds like my math classes.
HueJass
February 10th, 2006
3:56:54 PM CST
(0)
oh ok that clears it all up.... i think my head exploded
TridenT
February 10th, 2006
3:59:15 PM CST
(0)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH! My brain!!
diablo1387
February 10th, 2006
4:02:02 PM CST
(0)
that guy is bad at explaining sh*t
HonkyMagoo
February 10th, 2006
4:05:10 PM CST
(0)
I find this ytmnd to be shallow and pedantic
boomaga
February 10th, 2006
4:05:28 PM CST
(0)
ALRIGHT dammit, that's it, I'm remixing this
Penguinizer
February 10th, 2006
4:06:30 PM CST
(0)
Your grade is the number of stars I give, this means you now have the number of stars you had plus the ones you didnt have, which now you do have, since I gave them to you. Also, now since you didnt use to have these stars, and now you do, you have stars
EffectMan
February 10th, 2006
4:08:09 PM CST
(0)
Looks like a PENIS lol
RM-Z
February 10th, 2006
4:08:43 PM CST
(0)
wtf mate??
cdx
February 10th, 2006
4:09:52 PM CST
(0)
who else wants to f*cking murder this guy?
Speli
February 10th, 2006
4:10:28 PM CST
(0)
Gary Busey disagrees: "You do have a choice, to make the right choice, and you do have a choice to make the right choice. But those places show you where the wrong choices will take you, as you have learned by making the wrong choice in your choice making
gigas
February 10th, 2006
4:10:55 PM CST
(0)
what the hell!? why did I understand that!?
Bloatedsack
February 10th, 2006
4:11:05 PM CST
(0)
my head isn't where it is hurts
iKato
February 10th, 2006
4:16:48 PM CST
(0)
Mmm. Hard objects.
Burbster
February 10th, 2006
4:17:36 PM CST
(0)
Nooo, this has got be a joke, right?
Bio-Degradable
February 10th, 2006
4:21:17 PM CST
(0)
LMFAO. THIS MADE MY DAY. MAAADEEE MY DAAAAYYYY.
jp2m5
February 10th, 2006
4:22:55 PM CST
(0)
iamwhere.ytmnd.com FAD STARTER YOU ROCK
capnkrunk86
February 10th, 2006
4:37:03 PM CST
(0)
Quote the Architect, Ergo Nevermore
Itami
February 10th, 2006
4:48:52 PM CST
(0)
lol rocket science.
Mastodon
February 10th, 2006
4:55:27 PM CST
(0)
Good find.
XnickX36
February 10th, 2006
4:58:09 PM CST
(0)
LMAO that was great
Insert
February 10th, 2006
5:01:25 PM CST
(0)
lmao...wow...lmao anybody know where the video to this is at? I saw this a while ago.
Morgath
February 10th, 2006
5:05:10 PM CST
(0)
You've got to be a rocket scientist to understand this...oOr a rocket.
Insert
February 10th, 2006
5:05:25 PM CST
(0)
Im not on ebaums world right now,so I subtract ebaumsworld from my house or vice versa,thus making me NOT in africa right now...but when I get to africa I subtract africa from my house...thus making me in africa....
truemornings
February 10th, 2006
5:06:03 PM CST
(0)
I'm so confused, but in a good way.
FireCrack
February 10th, 2006
5:09:03 PM CST
(0)
This is the best YTMND i've seen in my life!
Onel
February 10th, 2006
5:13:03 PM CST
(0)
It makes sense at the beginning, but then it just loses all sense of reason. Bravo.
mojocoggo
February 10th, 2006
5:22:47 PM CST
(0)
p3n0r
DoctorFred
February 10th, 2006
5:26:55 PM CST
(0)
That is delightfully confusing
TrumpetMan
February 10th, 2006
5:34:05 PM CST
(0)
What. The. Mindf*ck.
gdrocker
February 10th, 2006
5:34:52 PM CST
(0)
Why couldn't it just say it uses fuggin' GPS Technology?! THAT, I could understand!!! But, noooo... it "subtracts where is it from where it isn't"... THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE! You can't subtract freakin' places! This FAILS...!!!
Piercen
February 10th, 2006
5:38:45 PM CST
(0)
I learned so much
Thessaly
February 10th, 2006
5:40:52 PM CST
(0)
our whole foreign policy has just become clear to me now
NSAScoot
February 10th, 2006
5:42:53 PM CST
(0)
rofl?
dapho
February 10th, 2006
5:43:41 PM CST
(0)
I was hypnotized by the fact that the rocket ship disembarking from the silo...Well, yeah.
ChibiGoku
February 10th, 2006
5:44:08 PM CST
(0)
I think...my brain just broke.
RedFoxBandit
February 10th, 2006
5:44:50 PM CST
(0)
WOW YOU STOLE SOMEONE ELSE'S SOUND AND A VERY EASY-TO-FIND .GIF, 5/5 LOL
Dudercleese
February 10th, 2006
5:45:04 PM CST
(0)
gahhh brain anuerism
ManuelHung
February 10th, 2006
5:46:27 PM CST
(0)
isn't this the guidance system for the ferranti bloodhound missile?
john31584
February 10th, 2006
5:48:54 PM CST
(0)
government government lol
jimtownresident
February 10th, 2006
5:51:03 PM CST
(0)
Mind-boggling narrative + blatant phallic symbolism = 5
Spiff05
February 10th, 2006
5:59:38 PM CST
(0)
eh, heard this sound 2 years ago
Tylco22
February 10th, 2006
6:01:29 PM CST
(0)
I know what it's Saying... Comments too short to Explain.. But it could of been Said better.. All I can say is the guy that Explained it probably had no idea hwta he was talking about.. lol
MAgresta713
February 10th, 2006
6:01:38 PM CST
(0)
WHAT THE f*ck IS THAT
mighty1
February 10th, 2006
6:04:06 PM CST
(0)
quality! :)
Paragon
February 10th, 2006
6:04:43 PM CST
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Makes sense to me. It uses data to go where it is supposed to, based on the past positions, and the projected destination, and determines if it needs to alter course to remain on target.
BobVila51
February 10th, 2006
6:06:15 PM CST
(0)
I've watched this 5 times and I still can't get what he's saying. LOL, 5'd.
johnkimble22
February 10th, 2006
6:09:18 PM CST
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Ha, I looked at his yesterday when it was in the "Last 5 Created" box. I had no idea that it was going to be in the top 15. I feel honored.
LinkinFate
February 10th, 2006
6:09:27 PM CST
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LOL wow that missile coming out looks digusting. Anyways, did this writer fail like high school english or something?
cloudy01
February 10th, 2006
6:11:04 PM CST
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What the hell, i did not understand that
BruceBannination
February 10th, 2006
6:12:42 PM CST
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How exactly is this hard to understand? He's just overexplaining a pretty simple explaination.
meowmixxx
February 10th, 2006
6:16:06 PM CST
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This isnt funny, and so what? This is the worst YTMND Ive seen in no.1 for a long time.
cidsa
February 10th, 2006
6:36:47 PM CST
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They definitely needed to use more technical terms rather than "where it is and isn't"..XD
hellzflamez
February 10th, 2006
6:38:47 PM CST
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A five on my screen is now where it isn't, on your stats.
ddrfreek
February 10th, 2006
6:48:13 PM CST
(0)
ESP Missle!
Kodega
February 10th, 2006
6:50:22 PM CST
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He's saying the missile can realize it's not on track and self correct. But he has dirreah of the mouth.
Noobzorz
February 10th, 2006
6:55:46 PM CST
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Sound taken from http://missileerror.ytmnd.com/. Visual is better, though.
giggity-giggity
February 10th, 2006
6:56:33 PM CST
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how does it know where itn't if it dosen't know where it is?
Historic-Metal
February 10th, 2006
6:59:34 PM CST
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o rly?
Mogul
February 10th, 2006
7:03:09 PM CST
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MINDf*ck
unknownbuzz
February 10th, 2006
7:04:11 PM CST
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Oh jeez my head hurts.
magicbeaverpelt
February 10th, 2006
7:04:32 PM CST
(0)
Brilliant.
RamonSterns
February 10th, 2006
7:05:16 PM CST
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"Ah yeah - someone else here had a point. IT's not just f*cking ancient, but it's duplicating an older site. Site suddenly has zero reason to exist. Back to 1 star." If we gave a sh*t, youde be the first one we'd give it to.
UhaveNowGoneToFar
February 10th, 2006
7:12:23 PM CST
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philibuster
February 10th, 2006
7:25:06 PM CST
(0)
lol
and1forlife08
February 10th, 2006
7:35:53 PM CST
(0)
what?
MercenaryFoxMcCloud
February 10th, 2006
7:35:58 PM CST
(0)
WOW, thanks for all the comments everyone.
bostonpatriot
February 10th, 2006
7:36:29 PM CST
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GUYS, I explained it HERE!! LOLz!! - http://tomahawklogicexposed.ytmnd.com
Durahansolo
February 10th, 2006
7:56:15 PM CST
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So what happens if the missile fails at life forgets where it is before it launches and blows up?
Sonic00
February 10th, 2006
7:58:50 PM CST
(0)
K'
edgama
February 10th, 2006
8:27:52 PM CST
(0)
the absense of evidence is not evidence of absense
cheesechimp
February 10th, 2006
8:34:08 PM CST
(0)
Wut?
ManuelHung
February 10th, 2006
8:42:54 PM CST
(0)
32,093 is where it IS
galactor
February 10th, 2006
8:45:16 PM CST
(0)
*starts taking notes and then just drools*
KevinArnold
February 10th, 2006
8:50:11 PM CST
(0)
that's about how i do it
imwa1529
February 10th, 2006
9:02:56 PM CST
(0)
OMG... mindf*ck...
bai2u
February 10th, 2006
9:20:02 PM CST
(0)
its so obvious now
Nolano
February 10th, 2006
9:24:03 PM CST
(0)
O...M...G... A miracle in internet form.
kittrell
February 10th, 2006
9:46:53 PM CST
(0)
lol wtf
entorwellian
February 10th, 2006
9:48:03 PM CST
(0)
It's high school all over again!
robgards
February 10th, 2006
9:57:51 PM CST
(0)
lmfao!! its mindboggiling!
Vmaster
February 10th, 2006
10:02:03 PM CST
(0)
1'd for stealing it off from another YTMND
captiancharisma
February 10th, 2006
10:18:24 PM CST
(0)
trippy...
Phantazmo
February 10th, 2006
10:33:26 PM CST
(0)
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
monki
February 10th, 2006
10:43:42 PM CST
(0)
so its there, but it isnt, but it knows its there... HUH?! *drools like a dumbass*
b00n
February 10th, 2006
10:53:50 PM CST
(0)
haha
NeoGeo
February 10th, 2006
11:15:28 PM CST
(0)
If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there, does it make a sound?
lazylen
February 10th, 2006
11:29:31 PM CST
(0)
lol. wtf.
boomaga
February 10th, 2006
11:42:12 PM CST
(0)
Remixed audio & gif, will be posting shortly
schavira
February 10th, 2006
11:43:35 PM CST
(0)
lol
bob-otheclown
February 10th, 2006
11:45:11 PM CST
(0)
its simple, *ssholes, the missile sends is fed info about what its target looks like, its geographic location and it senses it is nto at its target, so it keeps searching for a butt to cum in
boomaga
February 10th, 2006
11:48:48 PM CST
(0)
http://lovemissile.ytmnd.com/
Bakasai
February 11th, 2006
12:08:25 AM CST
(0)
I love the way he take a deep breath after every sentence.
OriginalError
February 11th, 2006
12:10:09 AM CST
(0)
This was fantastic, and I don't know why.
GobanzoMon
February 11th, 2006
12:15:34 AM CST
(0)
soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi
brain12
February 11th, 2006
12:25:13 AM CST
(0)
Tomahawks came out before the normal GPS systems came out, so it must have used an older version. But, Okay I know where it was and isn't, but now I don't know where I am or I'm isn't, am I in front of my computer, or am I wasn't? *dies*
Warcraft
February 11th, 2006
12:29:50 AM CST
(0)
What the hell? XD
ArtieTheStrongestMan
February 11th, 2006
12:30:51 AM CST
(0)
What a mindf*ck that was.
Chao
February 11th, 2006
12:59:27 AM CST
(0)
I've never given a 1 before, and I feel half guilty, but the sheer annoyance of the audio has me... on the brink of.. something :|... I just can't stand it saying nothing but taking so long to do so.
Lima
February 11th, 2006
1:04:33 AM CST
(0)
Woah. Never knew that.
boomaga
February 11th, 2006
1:09:24 AM CST
(0)
I guess a pre-GPS missle doesn't really need to triangulate its own position as long as it knows its own velocity, angle (gyroscope), direction (compass)... hell, Let's just call Tom Clancy, he knows
Lima
February 11th, 2006
1:10:36 AM CST
(0)
So, that's why the damn things cost so much. It takes a fricken Master English Professor to navigate.
g0zer
February 11th, 2006
1:26:59 AM CST
(0)
omfg, wtf
Ryus
February 11th, 2006
1:30:32 AM CST
(0)
brain died halfway through, haveing pet monkey type response.
Tranceplant
February 11th, 2006
1:33:16 AM CST
(0)
*HEAD EXPLODES* WTF! I guess i'm dumb.
Jekku
February 11th, 2006
1:33:28 AM CST
(0)
Five'd because I don't understand.
g0zer
February 11th, 2006
1:39:26 AM CST
(0)
http://nethistory.dumbentia.com/nut09.html
BrickTamnland
February 11th, 2006
1:40:51 AM CST
(0)
MINDFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!11
RuBBa-cHiKiN
February 11th, 2006
1:53:51 AM CST
(0)
whoa sh*t, i get it now
Infurnus
February 11th, 2006
2:52:39 AM CST
(0)
That sounds like some kind of paradoxical quantum sh*t...
csartanis
February 11th, 2006
3:32:56 AM CST
(0)
lol f*cking retarded
JimmytehHand8
February 11th, 2006
4:17:35 AM CST
(0)
Tomahawks are pimp
TheDarkOne
February 11th, 2006
4:18:57 AM CST
(0)
f*ck this narrator. purposely obtuse language can go f*ck itself.
leileilol
February 11th, 2006
4:19:12 AM CST
(0)
1 because you are a furry. lame. choke yourself.
Hybrid
February 11th, 2006
5:23:27 AM CST
(0)
I think this is the best juxtaposition of audio and image I've seen on YTMND. The narration is very confusing, but the gif is like "It blows sh*t up, what more do you want to know?"
Dreamscythedragoness
February 11th, 2006
6:56:11 AM CST
(1)
+5 Furry = Win
whatthehell
February 11th, 2006
9:08:09 AM CST
(0)
jesus hchrist what have we done
Thrashmeister
February 11th, 2006
9:21:27 AM CST
(0)
OH, the humor's in the audio. I had my speakers off. --;
ultron13
February 11th, 2006
10:36:53 AM CST
(0)
WELL MY HEAD ASPLODE
LazyNG
February 11th, 2006
11:17:06 AM CST
(0)
MINDFUX
SovietRussia
February 11th, 2006
12:13:29 PM CST
(0)
Mind f*ck.
DarkOwl
February 11th, 2006
12:29:25 PM CST
(0)
5 because you are a furry, and other people 1d you because of it. Not lame. This YTMND is awesome :3
LandHawk
February 11th, 2006
12:31:54 PM CST
(0)
5'd for lol! Also furry.
LandHawk
February 11th, 2006
12:42:01 PM CST
(0)
Damn rating thing. The stars confuse me!
asstyrant
February 11th, 2006
12:46:41 PM CST
(0)
I'm just high enough to understand some of that.
iotakappaphi
February 11th, 2006
1:05:42 PM CST
(0)
sounds like something I would learn in one of my math classes
Omegamage
February 11th, 2006
1:06:54 PM CST
(0)
thanks for telling me how missles work
Entendy
February 11th, 2006
1:14:05 PM CST
(0)
So where exactly is the missle?
Ricksal0224
February 11th, 2006
1:25:57 PM CST
(0)
So, where is that Tomahawk Cruise Missile now???
dfesta
February 11th, 2006
1:26:58 PM CST
(0)
Everybody needs to listen to this while simultaniously watching the last battle scene in Independence Day. It will change your life.
Cerryl-Bastil
February 11th, 2006
1:50:19 PM CST
(0)
I have listened to this so much that I think I am beginning to understand it. That or I have been mindhax'd. This deserves a 10.
kjw1287
February 11th, 2006
1:59:03 PM CST
(1)
soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi
n00btoast
February 11th, 2006
2:01:32 PM CST
(0)
MINDF*CK! 4 for confusing me
Siera
February 11th, 2006
2:02:49 PM CST
(0)
My brain hurts. F*ck you.
MoSteel
February 11th, 2006
2:11:39 PM CST
(1)
It knows it's the man now dog, because it isn't where it wasn't, in a crappy YTMND. It follows that it is in a 5 star vote.
gtorisu9se
February 11th, 2006
2:15:53 PM CST
(0)
its like rocket science srsly
magicbeaverpelt
February 11th, 2006
2:16:47 PM CST
(1)
As a college science student, the future of military employment looks grim by way of these types of outdated hilarious presentations for the mentally retarded lay man. Vectors Please!
gorillaz87
February 11th, 2006
2:37:26 PM CST
(0)
Your head a splode.
HitPoint
February 11th, 2006
3:03:55 PM CST
(0)
WHERE AM I?!
Volk
February 11th, 2006
3:04:46 PM CST
(0)
HAHAHA, I no idea what this guy is talking about!
johhny-turbo
February 11th, 2006
3:17:19 PM CST
(0)
gregtestagent
February 11th, 2006
3:21:18 PM CST
(1)
I know where my missile is and where it isn't.
ExploderMonk
February 11th, 2006
3:33:07 PM CST
(1)
This is why Math won't get you laid...unless you confuse the girls into sleeping with you!
badboybadd
February 11th, 2006
3:35:30 PM CST
(2)
This site is now my cell phone voice mail greeting. No one will ever call me again!
oldirtdog
February 11th, 2006
3:36:12 PM CST
(1)
i listened to the whole thing, my head hurts. 5'd
Xrono
February 11th, 2006
3:36:31 PM CST
(0)
this is hilarious
regime
February 11th, 2006
3:50:59 PM CST
(1)
yeah.... brain = hurt
nakomaru
February 11th, 2006
4:11:56 PM CST
(0)
mindf*ck
barisaxkid
February 11th, 2006
4:48:42 PM CST
(0)
After watching it 3 times, I now understand! 5'd
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