The Actual Truth About Jean-Luc Picard (sad story)
Please, please, leave Jean-Luc alone. Haven't you done enough? Fixed the title.

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February 2nd, 2006
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this is gonna be in the 15 :)
February 2nd, 2006
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lol internet
February 2nd, 2006
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Hahaha, excelent!
February 2nd, 2006
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Tragic tale.
February 2nd, 2006
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YES! frickin awesome!
February 2nd, 2006
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WINNER.
February 2nd, 2006
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I'm all for stopping the Brian Peppers crap, but I knew this would be coming. 5'd :)
February 2nd, 2006
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Hilarious.
February 2nd, 2006
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I enjoy the subliminal comments.
February 2nd, 2006
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Lol,Internet!
February 2nd, 2006
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am i a sitewhore? probably. i made http://picardtruth.ytmnd.com/ last night so these pretty much go together.
February 2nd, 2006
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Remarkable. How interesting, how bizarre!
February 2nd, 2006
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We have a new fad...
February 2nd, 2006
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I like the easter eggs.
February 2nd, 2006
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I wish I could vote 10...
February 2nd, 2006
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wundeba!
February 2nd, 2006
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great
February 2nd, 2006
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http://aotskevineatschildren.ytmnd.com/
February 2nd, 2006
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LOLOL!
February 2nd, 2006
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Top 15'd
February 2nd, 2006
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Exemplary!
February 2nd, 2006
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YES HAVE SOME.
February 2nd, 2006
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LOWL!
February 2nd, 2006
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lol @ one frame txt
February 2nd, 2006
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It's over.
February 2nd, 2006
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O RLY?
February 2nd, 2006
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FF6 = WIN 5
February 2nd, 2006
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If Forever Rachel becomes a ytmnd fad I'll f*cking kill you. Funny site besides
February 2nd, 2006
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i be strokin
February 2nd, 2006
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Fail. 1'd
February 2nd, 2006
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PICARD NOOO! *blows nose on tissue*
February 2nd, 2006
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Anything that mocks that f*ggots hypocritical, righteous, sad excuse for a ytmnd is okay in my book.
February 2nd, 2006
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superb. flawless victory. 5'd
February 2nd, 2006
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5 million.
February 2nd, 2006
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Haha, you win.
February 2nd, 2006
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:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
February 2nd, 2006
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f*ck 'im.
February 2nd, 2006
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Hey--he also suffers from some genetic disease that makes him EXTREMELY sensitive to light. I think that he is treated it in the 2230's or 2240's. Might want to add that in too.
February 3rd, 2006
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lol pwnt
February 3rd, 2006
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Dont forget that he never had a family... instant 5 for Picard +1 for TBP spoof +1 for subliminal comments Also http://spongebobhooters.ytmnd.com
February 3rd, 2006
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also enterprises
February 4th, 2006
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this would have been so much better if u didnt add the stupid .1 second comments
February 4th, 2006
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Subliminal! Hooray! *lol, internet*
February 5th, 2006
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lol the "LOL PWNT," "ULEAULEAULEAULEAULEAULEAULEAULEALEAULEA," and "LOL INTERNET" messages were what made this site funny. 5'd
February 6th, 2006
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lol internet FTW
February 6th, 2006
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damn those borgs!!!
February 17th, 2006
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LOL, I had to open it with MS GIF Animator to read the subliminal messages
February 18th, 2006
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so is Picard's brother robert going to post in Jean-Luc's defense? you get 323 points
March 28th, 2006
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Brilliant.
April 15th, 2006
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This is missing the time when he was tortured by Cardassians. Fail.
May 3rd, 2006
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Awesome. Awesome.
May 26th, 2006
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It brought a tear to my eye.
June 10th, 2006
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;_; *sniff*
June 18th, 2006
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Very good. You should probably put in something about his family from the beginning of the Generations movie as well.
June 19th, 2006
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5'd for making fun of peppers
June 21st, 2006
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poor JLP :*(
June 22nd, 2006
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5'd
July 2nd, 2006
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You should have mentioned that his entire family was killed in a house fire during Star Trek: Generations.
July 4th, 2006
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All of those are reasons he is a badass. Surviving getting stabbed in the heart, being assimilated and getting saved, and so on. Picard Forever!
July 17th, 2006
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lol pwnt, uaelaeualaeu, lol internet
July 28th, 2006
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Win!
August 1st, 2006
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5 for Picard, -1 for annoying "subliminal" comments.
August 3rd, 2006
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;__;
August 12th, 2006
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5 for "Forever Rachel" from Final Fantasy VI.
August 12th, 2006
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"leave him alone"? we're constantly cheering and praising him, this ymnd is very gay and pointless
August 14th, 2006
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Way to miss the whole point, Smorfty. You're not the man now, dog.
August 14th, 2006
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nice sneaking in those other words :)
August 15th, 2006
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Picard fkin rocks
August 23rd, 2006
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:(
August 26th, 2006
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5'd for FF and subliminal YTMND pop culture
August 30th, 2006
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SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
August 30th, 2006
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good stuff.
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I'm gonna drag my balls across his head. It'll go *SQUEEEEEK*.
August 31st, 2006
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I WATCHED A MAN SHAVE HIS BALLS! I also watched this ytmnd about 6 months ago.
September 5th, 2006
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His chronic baldness could also have been mentioned...
September 6th, 2006
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OMGSUBLIMINALMESSAGES?
September 7th, 2006
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Flawless. ^_^
November 13th, 2007
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HAha!
April 3rd, 2008
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knowing that much about star trek can't be good