The Demise Of Jek Porkins
Created on: February 2nd, 2006
The Demise Of Jek Porkins
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Jek Porkins dying... (OR LIVING???)
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awacattack
February 2nd, 2006
1:19:58 AM CST
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noo, porkins!
Snuggery
February 2nd, 2006
1:20:28 AM CST
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he was too fat so his x wing was slow..and an easy target.
boomaga
February 2nd, 2006
1:21:24 AM CST
(0)
"Stay on target... stay on target..."
ascidus
February 2nd, 2006
1:22:40 AM CST
(0)
='[
ThinWhiteDuke
February 2nd, 2006
1:23:02 AM CST
(0)
Always laughed at his fat *ss exploding.
powerchordpunk
February 2nd, 2006
1:33:35 AM CST
(0)
actually, X-Wings lock on to fat cells, so yeah, i fail at comments.
Deebsdavid
February 2nd, 2006
1:35:34 AM CST
(0)
hahah i always wonder why he kept saying "I'm allright" even while his face was melting off...talk about 'Rebel Pride'
tosseddwarf
February 2nd, 2006
1:43:24 AM CST
(0)
Porkins' death makes me laugh every time.
Itami
February 2nd, 2006
1:44:48 AM CST
(0)
Yay!
shreknation
February 2nd, 2006
1:48:57 AM CST
(0)
f*cking 5.
Deebsdavid
February 2nd, 2006
1:55:47 AM CST
(0)
what is that thought bubble that comes up for a second in that gif?!
SirNooblet
February 2nd, 2006
2:04:40 AM CST
(0)
its okay hes alright
SirNooblet
February 2nd, 2006
2:05:42 AM CST
(0)
the thought bubble looks like a ham bone lolz
Deebsdavid
February 2nd, 2006
2:06:17 AM CST
(0)
also BLOOFTHAAA
Deebsdavid
February 2nd, 2006
2:08:00 AM CST
(0)
defintally a hambone...also his tongue is kinda hangin out in the frame with the hambone
PamphletNinja
February 2nd, 2006
2:13:11 AM CST
(0)
it's okay, I'm alrgeiagaaia
KaffeinE
February 2nd, 2006
2:14:02 AM CST
(0)
ROFL porkins
cosmiclingo
February 2nd, 2006
2:17:51 AM CST
(0)
http://sametimestarwars.ytmnd.com/
inkdrinker
February 2nd, 2006
2:17:53 AM CST
(0)
hehe
grassleaf
February 2nd, 2006
2:09:42 PM CST
(0)
Haha. Bye, jelly-belly.
Blasto
February 2nd, 2006
7:23:00 PM CST
(0)
I only have one thing to say... BLOOFTHAAA!
jorrar
May 8th, 2006
1:20:28 PM CDT
(0)
Bloofthaaaaaa
rawflecoptor
July 13th, 2006
11:47:47 AM CDT
(0)
hahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHA favorite star wars scene ever
Akrady
August 1st, 2006
11:07:05 AM CDT
(0)
Guess a bit of chicken skin got caught in the X-Wing engine.
junit
November 14th, 2006
1:57:01 PM CST
(0)
cant see what he's dreamin' aboot!
Burdell
January 2nd, 2007
10:07:48 PM CST
(0)
ROFL the comments alone make this a fav
zastrow
January 3rd, 2007
3:57:41 AM CST
(0)
bloofthaa. Lol
SakuraRox313
January 4th, 2007
7:32:17 AM CST
(0)
Still the best death in Star Wars, period.
jonster
January 4th, 2007
5:48:37 PM CST
(0)
lol'd for real no fooling
RogueFox
January 4th, 2007
10:48:52 PM CST
(0)
5 for "BLOOFTHAAA"
SniffingGeneral
January 4th, 2007
10:50:23 PM CST
(0)
he says the second "no I'm alright" after he gets hit, and says it like he's in pain. Obviously, he knows he's not alright, yet claimed to be so. Thus: Porkins = BIG FAT F*CKING LIAR
ColdStone
January 4th, 2007
11:21:03 PM CST
(0)
I always loved how apt his name was.
ibanezdude
January 5th, 2007
11:37:39 AM CST
(0)
Porkins
raptavio
January 5th, 2007
11:38:29 AM CST
(0)
He farking told you to eject, but would you listen? 5'd for great justice.
raptavio
January 5th, 2007
11:39:11 AM CST
(0)
Actually 4'd for great justice. +1 for BLOOFTHAAA
tehChubb
January 6th, 2007
7:26:55 PM CST
(0)
BLOOFTHAA ftw
TheWunderkind
January 7th, 2007
10:22:13 PM CST
(0)
slow it down a bit to fix the sync. That was always funny though.
breakingglass27
January 7th, 2007
10:26:41 PM CST
(0)
His name fits him so well... "Jek"
PresidentFunny
January 8th, 2007
8:04:30 AM CST
(0)
The Golden Sh*t of Bests.
Spiff10009
January 8th, 2007
11:01:51 AM CST
(0)
Porkins' demise has always haunted me.
maddog00
January 8th, 2007
12:03:59 PM CST
(0)
Wait, what exactly killed him? I didn't see him get shot. He just blew up. Shoddy Incom ships.
The-giva
January 8th, 2007
2:05:03 PM CST
(0)
COOKIE 4 U! ^_^
BillyZane
January 8th, 2007
5:20:24 PM CST
(0)
pretty funny actually editing it so close together.
KangarooKirby
January 8th, 2007
5:40:43 PM CST
(0)
5'd for BLOOFTHAAA!!!!
bonushobo
January 8th, 2007
10:05:17 PM CST
(0)
If we were wise, against so great a foe Contending, and so doubtful what might fall. I laugh, when those who at the Spear are bold
contrallion
January 9th, 2007
2:23:15 AM CST
(0)
Hey I saw that scene before! In the movie.
battlecake
January 9th, 2007
2:31:54 AM CST
(0)
All the fat protected him,
Bohab
January 9th, 2007
8:54:08 PM CST
(0)
its more like "IM ALRIGHTPTAHHHHHHHHH!"
teddyleevin
January 9th, 2007
9:05:45 PM CST
(0)
When, I was a kid. I'd always go to Perkins restaurants thinking that I'd see Porkins. Also funny that the fat guy is named Porkins. Why not just name him fatass.
Rib
January 9th, 2007
10:26:20 PM CST
(0)
The guy who played him died a year ago in real life :-(
OMGMyHairsOnFire
January 9th, 2007
11:08:59 PM CST
(0)
lol upvote... we will remember you porkins
Dangyou
January 10th, 2007
1:53:27 AM CST
(0)
You know what would have been an even better death? Jar Jar Binks. Stupid Lucas.
Razikain
January 10th, 2007
10:14:06 AM CST
(0)
That's what happens when you press the "Make my ship explode" button.
outontheporch
January 10th, 2007
3:16:09 PM CST
(0)
HAHAH this was always my favourite part of star wars, but it's even more funny spelled out...BLOOFTHAAAAA!!!
ustasa
January 10th, 2007
6:43:35 PM CST
(0)
5 for possibly insinuating a BLOOFTHAAA fad.
Toenailz
January 10th, 2007
10:06:32 PM CST
(0)
BLOOFTHAAA lmao!
Patchubis
January 11th, 2007
2:07:11 AM CST
(0)
lol no no im allright!!
kev3d
January 11th, 2007
2:08:33 AM CST
(0)
TOP MEN
deusrom
January 11th, 2007
1:33:53 PM CST
(0)
BLOOFTHAAA with style
yiddish
January 11th, 2007
3:32:55 PM CST
(0)
Why is there no sound?
yiddish
January 11th, 2007
3:34:36 PM CST
(0)
And by no sound, I mean why are my speakers off.
Burdell
January 12th, 2007
6:49:48 AM CST
(0)
'Also funny that the fat guy is named Porkins. Why not just name him fatass.' LOL I remember thinking that as a kid too. This ytmnd wins for best comments:)
DoWhatMoreNow
January 12th, 2007
9:29:20 PM CST
(0)
Props to any of you who can guess what other role in a LucasFilms movie where this guy played a minor role. ;)
koolaider
January 13th, 2007
8:33:04 PM CST
(0)
PORKINS!!!!
secretbison
January 15th, 2007
8:13:46 PM CST
(0)
[holds up a lighter] Red six down, my brother. Red six down.
WhatIsDot
January 24th, 2007
2:42:11 AM CST
(0)
No, I'm really alright...
teddyleevin
February 16th, 2007
9:27:38 PM CST
(0)
I just noticed that he's thinking of food. I raised the vote to 5.
JekPorkins
May 16th, 2008
2:35:23 PM CDT
(0)
prokins sucks