Jesus, LOL RPG: new footage!
Created on: January 29th, 2006
Jesus, LOL RPG: new footage!
monsterparty 
jesusrpgadventure.ytmnd.com
Play as Jesus in his legendary journeys through Roman Judea, gaining experience points and unlocking amazing new abilities! (1: http://jesusrpg.ytmnd.com, 2: http://jesusrpg2.ytmnd.com, 3: http://jesuslolrpg.ytmnd.com)
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PumpkinKing
January 30th, 2006
12:02:31 AM CST
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hah hah hah, LFM [healer]
DeathZero
January 30th, 2006
12:03:04 AM CST
(0)
Oh man, nice work.
nermy2k
January 30th, 2006
12:14:38 AM CST
(4)
I once hit my head on a table counter and jesus came to me and told me it was not my time and told me all the secrets to life. That was my second greatest jesus experience next to this ytmnd.
mrjihad
January 30th, 2006
12:15:22 AM CST
(0)
haha
Hippocrass
January 30th, 2006
12:28:11 AM CST
(0)
This is the reason Al Gore invented the internet also, it is the reason Jesus was born!
ManuelHung
January 30th, 2006
12:32:26 AM CST
(0)
larf
cerberus
January 30th, 2006
12:32:34 AM CST
(0)
very nice, but that looks more like an index finger than a middle one. w/e, still 5.
NinjaSetsuna
January 30th, 2006
12:34:09 AM CST
(0)
This Jesus fellow seems to have a lot of adventures.
Mrcloudz
January 30th, 2006
12:34:10 AM CST
(0)
@_@
skatevans99
January 30th, 2006
12:34:29 AM CST
(0)
nermy2k: haha i lold at that
katamari-burrito
January 30th, 2006
12:34:33 AM CST
(0)
i lawled my *ss off
orgo
January 30th, 2006
12:36:12 AM CST
(0)
lawl, esuna.
coolmatth
January 30th, 2006
12:36:47 AM CST
(0)
hahahahaha thats freakin funny
ShadowSora
January 30th, 2006
12:37:14 AM CST
(0)
LMAO, Why the hell is "dongs" a keyword?
Fidelus
January 30th, 2006
12:39:02 AM CST
(0)
you truly are the man now dog.
tehpwner2
January 30th, 2006
12:40:37 AM CST
(0)
Man I would usually 1 sh*t like this but dear god that was funny.
brucedlx
January 30th, 2006
12:46:34 AM CST
(0)
ff7 nostalgia = 5 always
caligurl878
January 30th, 2006
12:48:07 AM CST
(0)
whoooooooa good one
coolmatth
January 30th, 2006
12:54:03 AM CST
(0)
k. prayer time.
Dipolio
January 30th, 2006
1:01:21 AM CST
(0)
LOL HE'S MADE OF GOD AND WIN.
soulkeeper
January 30th, 2006
1:01:39 AM CST
(0)
lol ahahahah
XX
January 30th, 2006
1:27:30 AM CST
(0)
TTHIS IS MADE OF GOD & WIN
mrpibbs
January 30th, 2006
1:28:16 AM CST
(0)
Finally, an accurate magic menu. By the way, I've ordered ff7 and it should be here in a week or two! The truth will be revealed and I will be enlightened! HALLEUAH!!!11!!1oneone well done!
Grim
January 30th, 2006
1:38:33 AM CST
(0)
Not as good as the healer rpg.
acshen
January 30th, 2006
2:25:53 AM CST
(0)
This is made of win.
Soggedge
January 30th, 2006
3:37:21 AM CST
(0)
HAhAHhHHA
grassleaf
January 30th, 2006
4:36:34 AM CST
(0)
I like this one the best so far.
frozenwaffles
January 30th, 2006
5:02:31 AM CST
(0)
that isnt mary magdalene
pokejabba
January 30th, 2006
5:14:45 AM CST
(0)
Very funny... FF7, I presume?
ShO
January 30th, 2006
6:12:23 AM CST
(0)
5 stars for your creations
Psycho-Hippo
January 30th, 2006
6:42:40 AM CST
(0)
Again, Jesus is pure gold.
XX
January 30th, 2006
7:07:29 AM CST
(0)
k prayer time, dear chuck norris, id like to thank chuck norris for this food. amen
llopedogg
January 30th, 2006
7:23:04 AM CST
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hahaha, these are great. you inspired me to make my own rpg battle.
Rikard
January 30th, 2006
7:38:50 AM CST
(0)
I suggest you to put the scene where Jesus is tempted by the Devil and put the FFVII boss music on the 4th chapter of this JESUS RPG.
Rikard
January 30th, 2006
7:40:53 AM CST
(0)
Gah, I didn't notice you've already done that. XD Sorry for taking your time!
jak1165
January 30th, 2006
7:50:31 AM CST
(0)
lol @ "Aww I ordered well-done" XD
FartFetish
January 30th, 2006
8:03:50 AM CST
(0)
AWESOME
Ra
January 30th, 2006
8:08:39 AM CST
(0)
he owns again, lol.
skratchmasta
January 30th, 2006
8:13:47 AM CST
(0)
"that isnt mary magdalene", learn2understand art history.
skratchmasta
January 30th, 2006
8:15:23 AM CST
(0)
5'd BTW
dudecar46
January 30th, 2006
9:08:01 AM CST
(0)
FF7 = 1
DarkOwl
January 30th, 2006
9:31:42 AM CST
(0)
This is a great series.... it makes me laugh since "Jesus lol" is one of my favorite jokes from 4chan
Gizzowf
January 30th, 2006
9:36:02 AM CST
(0)
Pherguson better not try to f*ck with this one also.
FourthDeus
January 30th, 2006
9:43:18 AM CST
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The funny part is that Judas is the guy holding the pouch to Jesus's right. Oh well.
redmenace
January 30th, 2006
10:06:17 AM CST
(0)
thou art made of god and win
sodapopinski
January 30th, 2006
10:25:44 AM CST
(0)
These always make me laugh
burninghammer
January 30th, 2006
10:46:57 AM CST
(0)
Paul wasn't at the last supper! Innacurracy!
IrBaboon
January 30th, 2006
11:05:35 AM CST
(0)
Heh, Judas owned with bolt 3! This is still funny.
Iksio
January 30th, 2006
11:13:12 AM CST
(0)
Threed because it needs more ultima.
BobT
January 30th, 2006
11:33:18 AM CST
(0)
LOL 500 INTERNETS! ....More :D
ixian
January 30th, 2006
12:24:01 PM CST
(0)
hehehehohoho
monkeytrousers
January 30th, 2006
12:32:49 PM CST
(0)
lol!
arelas
January 30th, 2006
12:48:08 PM CST
(0)
wow that music sure brings back memories.
gandalfthenig
January 30th, 2006
12:57:09 PM CST
(0)
i don't think paul was one of the 12 desciples but 5 anyway
uzi9mm
January 30th, 2006
1:08:31 PM CST
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thats awsome
murphysgirl
January 30th, 2006
1:48:06 PM CST
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lol! i like the steak part the best
Iron-Man
January 30th, 2006
1:52:32 PM CST
(0)
Thou art made of god and win! XD
thetom54
January 30th, 2006
1:59:39 PM CST
(0)
please never stop doing these! they are hilarious!
trex
January 30th, 2006
2:11:13 PM CST
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'thou art made of God and win', -1 for Mary Magdalene.
surfinbrant
January 30th, 2006
2:11:26 PM CST
(0)
Wicked awesome.
darkcross
January 30th, 2006
2:14:04 PM CST
(0)
Nice one. =o
dasmeek
January 30th, 2006
2:45:01 PM CST
(0)
+5 for Mary Magdalene reference because I saw that coming.
jvice152
January 30th, 2006
2:59:31 PM CST
(0)
ok stop beating around the bush one of u *ssholes is going to have to make an ACTUAL game
Eldar
January 30th, 2006
3:05:54 PM CST
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this is made of God and win
Xoliul
January 30th, 2006
3:19:01 PM CST
(0)
LOL !!
Athronydd
January 30th, 2006
3:21:43 PM CST
(0)
Bolt 3 for the win.
ell230
January 30th, 2006
3:26:42 PM CST
(0)
Paul wasn't a disciple.
TheRaven7
January 30th, 2006
3:35:39 PM CST
(0)
Your entire Jesus RPG is in my favorites and marked for offline.
CaptainObvious
January 30th, 2006
3:49:10 PM CST
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Paul was a disciple. He was not an apostle. He would not be in this scene.
bmecoli
January 30th, 2006
4:10:57 PM CST
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Christmas is not Jesus' birthday, so you get a 4.
rwolfe
January 30th, 2006
4:12:23 PM CST
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judas is the one on the left holding the sack of money. you burned the wrong dude :/
ncsu1
January 30th, 2006
4:21:42 PM CST
(0)
thats great.. e3 footage FTW
ExileLord
January 30th, 2006
4:35:15 PM CST
(0)
You win.
gildedone
January 30th, 2006
4:37:31 PM CST
(0)
Jesus - Made of God and win.
monsterparty
January 30th, 2006
4:39:34 PM CST
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I appreciate the trenchant criticism from the theologians among us. I admittedly put Paul there because he is one bad dude.
monsterparty
January 30th, 2006
4:40:46 PM CST
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Also I just always wanted to see Jesus blast the guy who looked like he was giving him the finger.
billybones
January 30th, 2006
4:44:52 PM CST
(0)
roflworthy
Bradley339
January 30th, 2006
4:46:05 PM CST
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LOL Dear me thank me for this food amen.
EverestJerusalem
January 30th, 2006
4:48:21 PM CST
(0)
John: "HOLY #$@%!" xDD
trizob
January 30th, 2006
4:53:23 PM CST
(0)
Paul wasn't at the Last Supper, fool. 4 anyway.
TheMalf
January 30th, 2006
5:01:38 PM CST
(0)
love
MintCream
January 30th, 2006
5:13:29 PM CST
(0)
Best one yet.
debilitas
January 30th, 2006
5:31:04 PM CST
(0)
lol @ dear me
Tranceplant
January 30th, 2006
5:33:00 PM CST
(0)
HAHA! Bolt 3 on Judas FTW!
Sharkface217
January 30th, 2006
5:50:23 PM CST
(0)
Ha, lol!
phantomshadowz
January 30th, 2006
5:51:24 PM CST
(0)
Where the hell did you get that font??
sneezweasel
January 30th, 2006
5:57:59 PM CST
(0)
very creative! i love your work!
butaro
January 30th, 2006
6:00:23 PM CST
(0)
lol cant wait to see more
TehPopo
January 30th, 2006
6:09:14 PM CST
(0)
zap.
MegaBUD
January 30th, 2006
6:11:51 PM CST
(0)
JESUS FTW!
sibleygenerals09
January 30th, 2006
6:16:25 PM CST
(0)
lol
Zeegloo
January 30th, 2006
6:42:43 PM CST
(0)
Paul wasn't there. For that, I give you only a 3 :(
monsterparty
January 30th, 2006
6:51:18 PM CST
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Ok, instead of Paul imagine it is Simon Zelotes or one of the other less memorable Christian figures. It's all the same to Jesus, lol.
monsterparty
January 30th, 2006
6:53:01 PM CST
(0)
And as far as this in the context of biblical accuracy goes... lol. Still it is probably more relevant than a Mel Gibson production.
monki
January 30th, 2006
6:53:50 PM CST
(0)
My god is an awesome god lol good job
RevolversNRoses
January 30th, 2006
7:03:46 PM CST
(0)
OMFG WIN
TomatoCannon
January 30th, 2006
7:04:49 PM CST
(0)
Its losing the rpg more and more each time.
Thumperre
January 30th, 2006
7:22:18 PM CST
(0)
Amazing, f*ck historical accuracy this is YTMND not Lifeway.com
super-ryn
January 30th, 2006
7:38:18 PM CST
(0)
3 because I'm an art history f*g and you were too lazy to figure out which one was Judas
HighonPsi
January 30th, 2006
8:26:35 PM CST
(0)
lol one of the spells is waterwalk
zyle
January 30th, 2006
8:33:49 PM CST
(0)
Quite amusing.
SirNuke
January 30th, 2006
9:13:34 PM CST
(0)
I like the "you mean my birthday?"
MykeIsLove
January 30th, 2006
9:28:08 PM CST
(0)
You do well, you do well.
darktemplar99x
January 30th, 2006
9:36:51 PM CST
(0)
This is AWESOME! i laughed at this, and i dont laugh at ytmnd's very often. I cant wait till the next Part of this rpg!
Umaycallusq
January 30th, 2006
11:38:58 PM CST
(0)
you have entirely too much time on your hands.
AWal
January 31st, 2006
12:57:09 AM CST
(0)
This is why he is so awesome...5d
grimaf
January 31st, 2006
2:13:38 AM CST
(0)
This is great, keep cranking them out LOL!
rubycalaber
January 31st, 2006
3:27:11 AM CST
(0)
super-ryn, YOU f*gGOT sh*t EATINGN n****r MAN!!!! 5 IT.
Staindfan499
January 31st, 2006
11:02:38 AM CST
(0)
again congrats on making a good ytmnd
Silentshadow900
February 3rd, 2006
2:36:43 PM CST
(0)
Dasten
February 7th, 2006
10:41:38 AM CST
(0)
lol jesus is my favorite internet parody ever
Thrashmeister
February 18th, 2006
3:55:51 PM CST
(0)
Just fyi, in your YTMND, Judas is John, and the guy slashing Mary Magdalene's neck is Peter. You said Peter was on the right. ;x Funny, though, 4'd for inaccuracies. :
Derv
February 19th, 2006
2:48:40 AM CST
(0)
That's not Judas dumbass
aaronak
February 24th, 2006
4:21:42 PM CST
(0)
lol, jesus
RedFoxBandit
February 26th, 2006
12:49:13 AM CST
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LOL 5 BECAUSE JESUS WOULD HAVE NEVER SAID LOL DURING HIS TIME MAKING THIS COMEDIC GENIUS. Dumbf*cks.
BlueEnna
March 11th, 2006
12:54:33 AM CST
(0)
best one, longest too. Awesome series by the way.
ultron13
March 21st, 2006
9:19:49 PM CST
(0)
it's jesus, lol
humiliation
March 29th, 2006
8:01:10 PM CST
(0)
You win the internet
Ziggy27
April 9th, 2006
5:45:49 PM CDT
(-1)
Paul wasnt a disciple
D00d
June 3rd, 2006
12:17:37 AM CDT
(0)
LOL
pixx
June 16th, 2006
1:36:10 PM CDT
(0)
Great :D
agentCDE
June 22nd, 2006
9:59:47 AM CDT
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OMFG U HAEV TEH INACCURACY IN TEH YUOR YTMND. omfg. Sheesh, who cares who was there, it's Jesus, lol.
legionaire
June 27th, 2006
12:55:24 PM CDT
(0)
because i don't believe in the jesus and god crap made me laugh twice as hard lol
Roli
June 28th, 2006
5:09:26 AM CDT
(0)
That wins.
drakunt
June 29th, 2006
11:46:33 PM CDT
(0)
jesus- lvl 15 cleric, lvl 20 monk
drakunt
June 29th, 2006
11:48:59 PM CDT
(0)
o yeah, 5d
MrBubbles
June 30th, 2006
7:40:23 AM CDT
(0)
Eck dees
MiniME72706
July 6th, 2006
11:48:49 AM CDT
(0)
lol, win.
technolisto
July 10th, 2006
5:20:25 PM CDT
(0)
SO MANY INTERNETS REWARDED TO THIS MASTERPIECE.
Muse
July 16th, 2006
6:38:16 PM CDT
(0)
+4, +1 for E3 Footage
KangarooKirby
July 18th, 2006
10:04:16 PM CDT
(0)
Not theologically sound, but any praise of Jesus is good.
Steben
July 22nd, 2006
7:11:18 PM CDT
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It probably bothers me more than it should that you added Paul to the Last Supper.
goldfinger
July 22nd, 2006
7:50:36 PM CDT
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I'm probably going to hell for 5'ing this: you owe me a soul.
pussinboots
July 23rd, 2006
4:53:48 AM CDT
(0)
saw this months ago....came back to FAV it :)
Ablationer
July 25th, 2006
4:07:28 PM CDT
(0)
lol steak
Siera
July 27th, 2006
7:33:11 PM CDT
(0)
Thou art made of god and win!
ROFLLMAOZ
August 1st, 2006
4:36:04 AM CDT
(0)
good shtuff
chrisw15
August 1st, 2006
4:09:31 PM CDT
(0)
lol
StatikSpaz
August 9th, 2006
10:35:09 AM CDT
(0)
Brilliant.
coolaiddude
August 21st, 2006
4:47:08 PM CDT
(0)
awesome
SaintGermonik
August 23rd, 2006
3:26:59 AM CDT
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that's a spicy meatball
dsmr
August 28th, 2006
6:28:06 PM CDT
(0)
yesss
zkilla
August 30th, 2006
9:59:53 AM CDT
(0)
Best series ever, or GREATEST series ever?
celebritygrundel
September 5th, 2006
3:38:03 PM CDT
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Hi V for the jesus
nutnics
September 8th, 2006
9:33:51 AM CDT
(0)
I Love Jesus :)
shhteve
September 9th, 2006
2:35:39 AM CDT
(0)
LFG [Infinite] Jesus' Birthday, PST
AGirlOnTheInternet
September 15th, 2006
5:11:08 PM CDT
(0)
terrific, lol.
ILoveRuM
September 20th, 2006
7:08:41 PM CDT
(0)
Lol, nice work :D.
VOTECODER5
September 29th, 2006
2:03:53 PM CDT
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destinytomorrow
October 25th, 2006
7:20:06 PM CDT
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5'd for waterwalk spell (I really shouldnt be laughing at this but wth)
buttered-toast
October 27th, 2006
12:03:32 PM CDT
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I have that pic in the dinning room
vkob
November 7th, 2006
5:05:22 AM CST
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Absolute gold. I love the music too. So mid 90s rpg
wisdumcube
December 1st, 2006
10:09:31 PM CST
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This is absolutely brilliant.
Ninjagerbilassassin9
March 31st, 2007
4:51:12 PM CDT
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lolz to Mary Magdalene going "That's so hot"
Buttrs
April 7th, 2007
9:19:17 PM CDT
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Lmao! This is f*cking hilarious.
hdofu
July 6th, 2010
7:56:13 AM CDT
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wwjd, thunderbolt obviously