God Wins
Created on: January 14th, 2006
God Wins
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StealthScalpel
January 14th, 2006
11:52:36 PM CST
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COUNTER-TERRORISTS WIN
unholy60
January 14th, 2006
11:52:43 PM CST
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ns
Snowdrift
January 15th, 2006
12:39:41 AM CST
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Moral of the story: Guns don't kill people. Stupidity kills people.
Sclass12
January 15th, 2006
12:39:41 AM CST
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Actually he died of his wounds today.
Gmmr04
January 15th, 2006
12:42:13 AM CST
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The moral of the story? Never point a f*cking pellet gun at cops. HAHA
Hexi
January 15th, 2006
12:43:49 AM CST
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Wow, nice shot.
alberto
January 15th, 2006
12:49:26 AM CST
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What a tard.
pincone
January 15th, 2006
12:51:50 AM CST
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmonster kill!
Snowdrift
January 15th, 2006
12:53:17 AM CST
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I'll do it first, before anybody else. BOOM! HEADSHOT!
aclemfaal
January 15th, 2006
1:43:29 AM CST
(0)
ROFL'd/10
Koncur
January 15th, 2006
1:47:32 AM CST
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Police suicides, what a cowardly way to kill yourself. Gotta get someone else to do it for you.
reidypeidy
January 15th, 2006
1:49:19 AM CST
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his parents will probably sue the county or something and win, God bless America
Endlessmike03
January 15th, 2006
1:53:40 AM CST
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i dont know what this has to do with god.
polisharmyftw
January 15th, 2006
1:56:04 AM CST
(0)
that's so crappy...nobody really deserves that
manngegenmann
January 15th, 2006
1:56:39 AM CST
(0)
BRB SWAT
RifterDask
January 15th, 2006
2:00:55 AM CST
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So wait... God has what to do with this again?
Virty
January 15th, 2006
2:38:21 AM CST
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This was just a suicide, such a horrible event. It's aweful that they failed to save him.
DoomFrost
January 15th, 2006
2:54:56 AM CST
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They should have dissabled him, not shot him.
stickthemepark
January 15th, 2006
3:37:44 AM CST
(0)
wow... that is harshly funny
Teh-Anti-Bison
January 15th, 2006
3:38:44 AM CST
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Least the moron didnt go on a killing spree before his "assisted suicide" Oh and lol
yue
January 15th, 2006
4:01:04 AM CST
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"Moral of the story: Guns don't kill people. Stupidity kills people." Couldn't have said it better myself, Snowdrift. =x
arch3type
January 15th, 2006
4:16:53 AM CST
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2 for guns, -3 for not funny.
Azp2k32
January 15th, 2006
4:48:40 AM CST
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Not funny.
macc
January 15th, 2006
5:18:18 AM CST
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go to hell
Grim
January 15th, 2006
5:18:58 AM CST
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God is awesome!
AmonPaaradul
January 15th, 2006
6:08:54 AM CST
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Pointing a gun at an unarmed ciilian is one thing. Pointing a gun at a fully-armed and armored SWAT officer is a true mark of stupidity.
Adino
January 15th, 2006
6:15:50 AM CST
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This ytmnd lost.
Voca
January 15th, 2006
6:47:07 AM CST
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LOL that sound has never been as funny as it is in this ytmnd! Finally, a site that gives this potentially hilarious song some justice. Kudos, nice work.
Squishy333
January 15th, 2006
7:29:46 AM CST
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"dude thats so sad go f*ck yourself you sick queer bitch and f*ck all you loling at this sh*t sick f*ckers" I present to you the person in every site profile who's comments needs a lot of profanity just to get it across. Any way, nice work.
spybot
January 15th, 2006
8:10:03 AM CST
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is theres a god why does sh*t happen?
iLOVEpillsNkelsey
January 15th, 2006
8:22:08 AM CST
(0)
http://idontlikefingersupmybutt.ytmnd.com/
Shortone
January 15th, 2006
8:48:46 AM CST
(0)
ns, gg
PMRG
January 15th, 2006
9:23:47 AM CST
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Wait, didn't he WIN? I mean he wanted to die and he got shot and died, he won!
Suzumi-chan
January 15th, 2006
9:59:49 AM CST
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Damn, he's hot...
MFB26
January 15th, 2006
10:25:41 AM CST
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That's pretty terrible.
Evang1203
January 15th, 2006
10:27:09 AM CST
(0)
Horrible...Funny, but horrible.
xscarletstains
January 15th, 2006
10:43:51 AM CST
(0)
death is FAR from funny...
Kiron
January 15th, 2006
10:54:32 AM CST
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Why the hell does it have god music and is it called "god wins?"
Rhenao
January 15th, 2006
10:56:41 AM CST
(0)
God rocks. ^-^
WTFNation
January 15th, 2006
10:56:46 AM CST
(0)
Stupid Kid. Now he's ruined his parents' life, traumatized the kids at school, and that SWAT member will probably kill himself.
Phallus
January 15th, 2006
11:08:03 AM CST
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the f*cking c*nt had it coming. 5/5 for divine retribution, and a BOOM HEADSHOT for goodluck!
Catmandoo
January 15th, 2006
11:17:05 AM CST
(0)
dumb kid
Knuxer
January 15th, 2006
11:35:53 AM CST
(0)
that is Owned times seven
squirrelsgonewild
January 15th, 2006
11:38:13 AM CST
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That kid's parents better not sue the police, he was threatening kids, even though it was a pellet gun, someone (beside him) could have died.
Onel
January 15th, 2006
11:38:27 AM CST
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If you guys think this ytmnd is in poor taste, you are on the WRONG WEBSITE. Christ, grow up. This is funny.
Fortnox
January 15th, 2006
11:41:44 AM CST
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Rofl, nice two Snowdrift XD Beause there aren't enough CS references in the world :P Neways, awsome YTMND XD great find!
PubRebel
January 15th, 2006
12:25:42 PM CST
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Kid deserved it.
WierdShisu
January 15th, 2006
12:37:56 PM CST
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No one deserves to be mocked like that
leprecon
January 15th, 2006
12:41:04 PM CST
(0)
EMOWNED !
Bobdole23
January 15th, 2006
12:42:45 PM CST
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Swat team owned that kid lol!
PamphletNinja
January 15th, 2006
12:44:02 PM CST
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As with the myspace suicide crap, death = not funny ggkthnxbye
Endlessmike03
January 15th, 2006
1:08:37 PM CST
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how can people like ytmnd and not find death etc funny? i'll give you a 5 for pissing people off
Niki-chan
January 15th, 2006
1:16:39 PM CST
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5D
HyperSonicSpirit
January 15th, 2006
1:17:51 PM CST
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That noob didn't have his AWP out :p who the f*ck carries pellet guns in public anyways?
BrickTamnland
January 15th, 2006
1:22:40 PM CST
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SERVES THAT f*ckING EMO KID RIGHT. tHIS SI WAHT SHOULD HAPPEN TO EVERY EMO KID.
thenerd
January 15th, 2006
1:35:58 PM CST
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Worse than the Myspace suicides. Anyone who finds this funny is a monster and will probably burn in Hell for all enturnity.
vertigo
January 15th, 2006
1:39:51 PM CST
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Yeah I would believe in Hell if I wasn't atheist. The cops shot this kid in the head and not in the arms or legs? This is why I hate those f*cking pigs.
dhaos
January 15th, 2006
1:47:20 PM CST
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This is round two of Myspace Suicide Vs. People that don't like terrible jokes. >.
krispykreme
January 15th, 2006
1:51:10 PM CST
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I actually know someone who went to school with this kid... seems he found the best way he could kill himself was suicide by cop, and looks like he succeeded. It's not THAT funny, imo.
BadgerOnLSD
January 15th, 2006
2:02:54 PM CST
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Got what he wanted.
Solkre
January 15th, 2006
2:14:19 PM CST
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The police failed horribly. They should have listened it was a pellet gun for 1, but 2 they thought it was a 9mm Beretta! Hardly going through a police shield, and he was locked in a damn bathroom alone? Flash bang him, gas him, whatever but don't shoo
masterswordmaster
January 15th, 2006
2:20:10 PM CST
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I live 15 minutes away from that school. =(
Vash187
January 15th, 2006
2:22:47 PM CST
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He deserved it. But the police are gonna get it too, which is cool.
KaneRobot
January 15th, 2006
2:34:30 PM CST
(0)
Everybody wins!
Viper-SX
January 15th, 2006
2:41:44 PM CST
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nt...nt
TehPopo
January 15th, 2006
2:50:29 PM CST
(0)
sh*t happens.
KintarosTiger
January 15th, 2006
2:56:27 PM CST
(0)
Damn, that douche got pwned
PatMan33
January 15th, 2006
3:02:17 PM CST
(0)
Dumbass kid. 5!
mrderp
January 15th, 2006
3:02:57 PM CST
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The real losers are the SWAT team members who didn't know the difference between a pellet gun and a Beretta.
Mastodon
January 15th, 2006
3:45:15 PM CST
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Yeah those parents are probably gonna get rich off of this.
NeoGeo
January 15th, 2006
3:48:05 PM CST
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Like I said for the myspace suicide: "NATURAL SELECTION"
rmine
January 15th, 2006
3:48:59 PM CST
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Where's the BOOM HEADSHOT?
Adrnshw6
January 15th, 2006
4:25:19 PM CST
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"The real losers are the SWAT team members who didn't know the difference between a pellet gun and a Beretta." Are you that f*cking stupid? They look nearly exactly the same.
skrizach
January 15th, 2006
4:41:34 PM CST
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funny. but god wins?
tunaklare
January 15th, 2006
4:45:52 PM CST
(0)
lol
TehFunksta
January 15th, 2006
4:58:23 PM CST
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hahahaha what a fool. He didn't even get his wish. He's still trapped in his body.
alien3456
January 15th, 2006
5:01:43 PM CST
(0)
That story is one of those news bits that changes everytime you see it. They make it sound like the kid was just playing around with a toy and got turned into swiss cheese for no reason.
Iron-Man
January 15th, 2006
5:02:42 PM CST
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Of course God wins. The kid wanted to die, and he failed. Now he's brain dead. Assisted suicide is for failures.
GilFarmerFtw
January 15th, 2006
5:30:05 PM CST
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I think you morons fail to realize why this f*cker deserved what he got..Let's see..Pulling a pellet gun, causing a scare, then pointing the weapon on a SWAT officer. Now, if you read the full story, the pellet gun is fashioned to look like an M9 Beretta.
invalidat10n
January 15th, 2006
5:38:03 PM CST
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Gods don't kill people. People kill people.
gir489
January 15th, 2006
5:49:44 PM CST
(0)
God pwnz.
aamelron
January 15th, 2006
5:54:41 PM CST
(0)
yahh one less emo f*ck
SirLemming
January 15th, 2006
6:04:03 PM CST
(0)
If you're gonna be this disrespectful the least you could do is also be funny.
Toxikator
January 15th, 2006
6:21:55 PM CST
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The song makes this what it is. On mute, it's just dumb, but with the inspirational christian rock you win the internet 5 whole times.
spongebolton
January 15th, 2006
6:25:38 PM CST
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god wins. VEGETABALITY!
SinisterCinnamon
January 15th, 2006
6:35:42 PM CST
(0)
logged in just to downvote this dog sh*t
therayven
January 15th, 2006
6:58:53 PM CST
(0)
lol Schiavo'd lol
reinhardt
January 15th, 2006
7:05:19 PM CST
(0)
this is awful, and in bad taste. show some respect to his parents and those involved you titf*ck
Dux00rs
January 15th, 2006
7:31:27 PM CST
(0)
^ Been @ ytmnd long?
dejack03
January 15th, 2006
8:23:14 PM CST
(0)
This isn't funny...even with that retarded song. Maybe atheism made me vote 1.
Ryro
January 15th, 2006
8:33:47 PM CST
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I love how everyone cares about the kid and not the officer who has to live with this.
rayofash
January 15th, 2006
9:08:58 PM CST
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You should use the picture where they state they are harvesting his organs.
badg3r
January 15th, 2006
10:15:22 PM CST
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"LOL!" you're an idiot and you will never know how to be funny. Face it. YOU lost.
newblewaffer
January 15th, 2006
10:19:03 PM CST
(0)
logged in to 5 this
SmerphGreenfox
January 15th, 2006
10:35:54 PM CST
(0)
That's the most horrible thing I've ever seen in the top 15.
joshgrrr
January 15th, 2006
10:57:27 PM CST
(0)
1ed for music
VinnyWeapons
January 15th, 2006
11:14:26 PM CST
(0)
The Robots have taken me. Please send help.
Mentalpatient87
January 15th, 2006
11:54:40 PM CST
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This is great, what a little bitch. Oh, and to all of you crying and bleeding in your panties about this, go f*ck yourselves. This is YTMND, it's OFFENSIVE!
RySenkari
January 16th, 2006
12:29:40 AM CST
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Change the music to "f*ck the police" and you get a 5.
federalist
January 16th, 2006
12:30:53 AM CST
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http://suicideisnotfunny.ytmnd.com same logic applies. though, i will say, of all the death sites, this one is the wittiest.
LinkOcarinaMan
January 16th, 2006
12:44:54 AM CST
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Kid deserved to die for being an idiot. They should of shot the dad too just for the hell of it.
DPyro
January 16th, 2006
1:11:25 AM CST
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even when you want to die, god still hates you god 1 suicide 0
Azp2k32
January 16th, 2006
2:07:50 AM CST
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Not funny. And he didn't lose. He got what he wanted.
Pheny
January 16th, 2006
5:55:40 AM CST
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fail
Icewind
January 16th, 2006
2:49:48 PM CST
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hahahahahaha
darkgohan645
January 16th, 2006
3:00:05 PM CST
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what do you mean he lost lol. he got exactly what he wanted
unholy60
January 18th, 2006
1:25:18 AM CST
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Anyone who doesn't get the "God" part, or thinks this isn't funny, doesn't belong on this website. Go home. 5/5 w00t.
taotd
January 22nd, 2006
11:49:00 AM CST
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He got what he wanted. He didn't lose. He won. This site, however, loses. INSTA-1'd
K7
May 19th, 2006
7:03:54 AM CDT
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its like even when you win. i win.