Every Girl Crazy 'bout Chuck Norris
Created on: January 11th, 2006
Every Girl Crazy 'bout Chuck Norris
lesclaypool 
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Bearded, or unbearded, Chuck Norris knows the threads to bag pussy.
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"Sharp Dressed Man" - ZZ Top

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boomaga
January 12th, 2006
12:05:07 AM CST
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Chuck Norris Action Jeans have the patented ActionCrotch - Fear no ripped stitch when you roundhouse kick !
kgjake
January 12th, 2006
12:33:14 AM CST
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Sound origin?
Schwarg
January 12th, 2006
12:38:23 AM CST
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lmfao win
Schwarg
January 12th, 2006
12:39:29 AM CST
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the sound is from: ZZ Top - Sharp Dressed man
wilse
January 12th, 2006
1:36:10 AM CST
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i would give my left nut to own a pair of chuck norris karate jeans
SupaAznpirate
January 12th, 2006
2:31:33 AM CST
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Wow, "Chuck Norris Karate Jeans"!!! These should be worn by every man with legs.
kenjidan
January 12th, 2006
2:33:19 AM CST
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You really need to ask what the song is? Kids these days...
stratos-the-bratos
January 12th, 2006
2:37:45 AM CST
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with his face he was poor excuse for a woman. now with beard and all the roundhousekicking he's IN-VIN-CE-BULL.
smeltman
January 12th, 2006
3:40:49 AM CST
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word
fhantum
January 12th, 2006
7:48:44 AM CST
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2.5 for chuck and 2.5 for zz top :P
Twinsen
January 12th, 2006
8:37:18 AM CST
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2.5 for the first z, 2.5 for the second, def 5
machino
January 12th, 2006
10:21:36 AM CST
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NOOOO!!!!!!! CHILDISH LOOKING CLEAN SHAVEN CHUCK DOES NOT EXIST! I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT.
FishHammer
January 12th, 2006
12:04:21 PM CST
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chuck on the left looks like my friend's grandma WTF
csartanis
January 12th, 2006
12:18:59 PM CST
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lol @ ^
Trigonometry
January 12th, 2006
1:27:59 PM CST
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I'm just 5'ing this for ZZ Top.
dynthug
January 12th, 2006
2:50:45 PM CST
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1 because the music totally f*cked up right before it got to the good part
Iconium
January 12th, 2006
3:15:51 PM CST
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Hm... Norris is innately funny, but for some reason this didn't strike a chord with me. (And I can't seem to get voting to work, so here goes...)
dejack03
January 12th, 2006
5:35:46 PM CST
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Pretty good.
exleper
January 12th, 2006
5:37:49 PM CST
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+5 for Chuck Norris, -1 for no beard.
willtxcs
January 12th, 2006
6:50:27 PM CST
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hahaha u win the internet!
The-Ozzman
January 12th, 2006
7:32:58 PM CST
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3 for Chuck Norris, 2 for ZZ Top
Stuka
January 12th, 2006
8:05:24 PM CST
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-5 for chuck norris +10 for ZZ top.
ligamentx
January 12th, 2006
8:09:50 PM CST
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Incredible.
Takster
January 12th, 2006
8:37:00 PM CST
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-1 lacking beard.
WombatJuice
January 12th, 2006
9:36:05 PM CST
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Chuck Norris without a beard? The Apocalypse is upon us!!!
Link459
January 12th, 2006
10:24:08 PM CST
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5 just for good ol' Chuck.
FiveMinutesAlone
January 12th, 2006
10:26:20 PM CST
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ZZZZ TOPPP!!!!!1
BigVanVader
January 12th, 2006
10:59:28 PM CST
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5 cuz ZZ Top is the greatest band of all time, no, greatest musicians of all time.
Psychology
January 12th, 2006
11:03:55 PM CST
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4, because you should have used the actual "Every girl crazy" song
Psychology
January 12th, 2006
11:05:01 PM CST
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as in the lyrics
Endlessmike03
January 20th, 2006
11:11:00 PM CST
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i'll take 100 pair
willtxcs
April 25th, 2006
1:40:46 PM CDT
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you my friend win the internet !
clapton1969
June 5th, 2006
2:57:06 PM CDT
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OH MY GOD OH MY GOD! ZZ TOP AND CHUCK NORRIS??!?! IT DESERVES MORE THAN 5!
thehyecircus
June 8th, 2006
8:50:49 AM CDT
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FIX THE AUDIO