So Chuck Norris does know about the facts...
Created on: January 8th, 2006
So Chuck Norris does know about the facts...

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Zerofire0
January 8th, 2006
10:57:37 PM CST
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ouch that hurts. my life means nothing anymore... chucknorriswiseman.ytmnd.com
SomeKidFromNY
January 8th, 2006
11:01:21 PM CST
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chuck norris is so humble, not admitting any of its true...he's a god amongst men.
youalreadydeadho
January 8th, 2006
11:07:23 PM CST
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Oh yeah, and if anyone wants to know why i have worldwide meat production in my google search... well dont take environmental science
SomeKidFromNY
January 8th, 2006
11:10:30 PM CST
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"worldwide meat production" i think i saw that porno before...
boomaga
January 8th, 2006
11:44:39 PM CST
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Hey, man, hats off to Chuck - he's got class enough to shrug off any rumors with a fatherly chuckle, THEN turns around and plugs his own books. Chuck - you're the man.
boomaga
January 8th, 2006
11:45:40 PM CST
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Chuckle, Chuck, chuckle... "boys will be boys"
bbf2
January 8th, 2006
11:51:03 PM CST
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5 for random "beastiality" in the keywords
Dipolio
January 8th, 2006
11:53:22 PM CST
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Chuck just roundhoused that bullet and turned it against his enemies, plugging his book which I am going to buy now that he told me to.
concerto
January 8th, 2006
11:57:10 PM CST
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the screenshot + mspaint is usually insta-1 but the sound and content just melted my heart
captiancharisma
January 9th, 2006
12:39:48 AM CST
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I hate Chuck Norris and this sh*tty internet fad. 5 though.
captiancharisma
January 9th, 2006
12:40:53 AM CST
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BTW, I think the Vin Diesel facts came first.
TommyDreamer
January 9th, 2006
12:49:50 AM CST
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Chuck Norris is a cool guy, anyone else would have had a crybaby hissyfit :)
jesusflashpants
January 9th, 2006
1:25:20 AM CST
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Chuck Norris don't take sh*t from nobody, especially the internet.
Takster
January 9th, 2006
1:39:23 AM CST
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He did several roundhouses in that YTMND, but so fast the eye could not detect them. CHUCKFTW!
CherryBombX
January 9th, 2006
2:23:37 AM CST
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5 for the banana splits.
Derbus
January 9th, 2006
2:41:29 AM CST
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C'mon its Chuck Norris
danzorz
January 9th, 2006
3:48:52 AM CST
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LOL
Dyer
January 9th, 2006
3:57:09 AM CST
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5
Kartoffel
January 9th, 2006
5:30:06 AM CST
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Chuck Norris plugged his books, which contain the facts confirm what has been circulating around the Internet.
ytmndmaster
January 9th, 2006
6:24:24 AM CST
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Second coming of teh Jesus mb?
MJ
January 9th, 2006
6:36:27 AM CST
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1 for gamefaqs bookmark
NoGodExistsIII
January 9th, 2006
8:56:50 AM CST
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He actually sounds like kind of a dick....and look his chatroom is down because of abuse, ytmnd strikes again? http://www.chucknorris.com/html/chat.html
Dux00rs
January 9th, 2006
9:18:06 AM CST
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lol what a sell out, friggin turning that announcment into talking about his books
Jaysus
January 9th, 2006
9:30:29 AM CST
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lol internet
Spotz
January 9th, 2006
9:42:57 AM CST
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God bless you, Chuck.
SomeKidFromNY
January 9th, 2006
11:06:03 AM CST
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how can God bless chuck when chuck IS God??
Toilet
January 9th, 2006
11:30:59 AM CST
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banana splits, woo
kroush
January 9th, 2006
12:05:32 PM CST
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Bahaha, 5 for bestiality.
southpark
January 9th, 2006
12:19:59 PM CST
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lol walker is selling out. i was not aware of the "facts" so i googled them ahaahahha there funy
Minotaur
January 9th, 2006
12:39:03 PM CST
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Would've liked to give even more than 5! :) Plus for the bestiality!
ultimo101
January 9th, 2006
1:06:37 PM CST
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Actually he doesn't write his own books, he is so intimidating that the pen writes the books for him.
trex
January 9th, 2006
1:42:30 PM CST
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I've already bought 4 copies of his autobiography. When the Final Judgement comes, Chuck will personally kill everyone who has not yet bought a copy.
Hussein
January 9th, 2006
2:19:24 PM CST
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ROUNDHOUSE KICK !!!!
ashpoop
January 9th, 2006
2:31:52 PM CST
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Lol hes so full of himself on his website.
Bartleby006
January 9th, 2006
3:16:49 PM CST
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LMFAO. Instant win. Best find today.
UndeadFred
January 9th, 2006
3:43:15 PM CST
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"Actually he doesn't write his own books, he is so intimidating that the pen writes the books for him." Is this true? Well, I guess we'll have to read his books to find out!
spikepd2001
January 9th, 2006
3:43:41 PM CST
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It's probably something his ball less wonder of a lawyer made him write.
unimportant
January 9th, 2006
4:41:07 PM CST
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Generic Chuck Norris jokes aren't that funny anymore, but this sure is.
dustinthewind
January 9th, 2006
5:15:06 PM CST
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how it really happened... http://uhohchucknorris.ytmnd.com/
Hazake
January 9th, 2006
5:40:46 PM CST
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Im sure where going to see Vin Diesiel doing somthing like this next
DrunkIrishMad
January 9th, 2006
6:18:49 PM CST
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chuck norris is the man
burtreynolds
January 9th, 2006
6:20:15 PM CST
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Somehow that music fits incredibly well.
bartoron
January 9th, 2006
6:23:50 PM CST
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One day, Chuck Norris and Mr. T wanted to have a fight. They went into the middle of nowhere, so they wouldn't disturb anyone. When Chuck Norris tried to roundhouse-kick Mr. T in the face, he blocked it with his giant fists. The force caused by this is kn
CaptainPeepers
January 9th, 2006
6:34:36 PM CST
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He laughed about it and didn't dick out like Bill Cosby. Chuck Norris truly is a God amongst men.
thirtyseven
January 9th, 2006
7:41:26 PM CST
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The Roundhouse Kick is a comin'
youalreadydeadho
January 9th, 2006
8:28:30 PM CST
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*is totally shocked this is on the front page*
Krade
January 9th, 2006
9:37:03 PM CST
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«Earthbounder - It was later confirmed that Chuck's website had been hacked by a Vin Diesel Fanatic. Chuck hunted the Fanatic down and roundhoused him into 1946.» Please put that in the description. This YTMND + that comment = win.
MoSteel
January 9th, 2006
10:47:16 PM CST
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only chuck norris is man enough to plug his books. they are as gospel as the flying spaghetti monster is
TheJRaff
January 9th, 2006
10:51:32 PM CST
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Well f*ck. I saw this a few days ago... I would've used it if I'd known it'd get me a top-rated YTMND. 4 for ranking high without any effort!
multipurpose
January 9th, 2006
11:33:08 PM CST
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how do i get sound to play in firefox
elprogramer
January 10th, 2006
12:15:36 AM CST
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5 for the Banana Splits
Takster
January 10th, 2006
1:39:04 AM CST
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*SHAMELESS PLUG* http://texasrangerstyle.ytmnd.com/
JimmytehHand8
January 10th, 2006
5:41:27 AM CST
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Chuck Norris is the greatest man alive
GenAmonX2K
January 10th, 2006
9:41:47 AM CST
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Accusing him of selling out = instant death + 1/5
Nickolai
January 10th, 2006
11:21:18 AM CST
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Chuck Norris: he'll take any opportunity to plug his work.
keeavin
January 10th, 2006
2:25:10 PM CST
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We should all be terribly greatful that Chuck isn't going to beat all our asses.
Undrtaker989
January 10th, 2006
2:36:41 PM CST
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He is not selling out at all. He is promoting his entrepeneureal endevours, something that anyone with a quarter of a brain would do. I saw him on H&C and Donnie D last night, and he making the promotional rounds.
Bananattack
January 10th, 2006
3:28:54 PM CST
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he's just being modest. every one of those facts is true
joshgrrr
January 10th, 2006
3:31:58 PM CST
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?
TheUpvoter
January 10th, 2006
4:23:31 PM CST
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Are you kidding? The Banana Splits totally make this! UPVOTE, UPVOTE, AND AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Loomis
January 10th, 2006
4:37:09 PM CST
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...Im expecting a round house kick when I leave my home
dannyaq
January 10th, 2006
4:56:18 PM CST
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product placement!
nintendorulez
January 10th, 2006
7:36:37 PM CST
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Vin Diesel kicks Chuck Norris's *ss every time he tries to breathe.
UberJesus
January 10th, 2006
8:12:23 PM CST
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lol n*gg* sold out.
thefabmeister
January 10th, 2006
8:56:24 PM CST
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chuck norris cannot be harmed by mortal weapons
NoBrakes23
January 10th, 2006
10:39:49 PM CST
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Does Vin Diesel know about his list?
OmniSoundwave
January 13th, 2006
12:03:39 AM CST
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"It was later confirmed that Chuck's website had been hacked by a Vin Diesel Fanatic. Chuck hunted the Fanatic down and roundhoused him into 1946." True story.
tehpwner2
January 16th, 2006
3:41:19 AM CST
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Nope
Arcian
January 23rd, 2006
11:36:37 AM CST
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3 for the pic + 2 for the banana split song= 5/5
VinnyWeapons
February 22nd, 2006
4:11:24 AM CST
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The Robots have taken me. Please send help.
intervention
March 13th, 2006
5:47:52 PM CST
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I'm gonna give you a 4 for the random "Worldwide meat product."
clapton1969
June 5th, 2006
2:59:55 PM CDT
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Lol, Chuck really does try to play down that he is the ulti-god who kills everything. And He wants His autobiography to sell more lol! 5'd.