The Best Thing I Ever Saw
Created on: January 7th, 2006
The Best Thing I Ever Saw
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GieGie
January 7th, 2006
11:42:06 PM CST
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Oh...my...God...that is AWESOME!!! LMFAO litterally 5'dededed
LifeInGreen
February 9th, 2006
2:06:52 PM CST
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God I hate public schools
CrispyXL
February 9th, 2006
2:09:47 PM CST
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You shot down my rofl copter, you bastard!!!
Vector
February 9th, 2006
2:19:56 PM CST
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Burrito? lol The return of The Burrito! Run for your life! Noooo! i got shot by The Burrito! Arghhh!
Tamis
February 9th, 2006
2:33:19 PM CST
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Haha!
MrTicecream
February 9th, 2006
2:44:22 PM CST
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HE STOLE MICHAEL MOORE'S BURRITO ):
ndman015
February 9th, 2006
2:49:48 PM CST
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it was a samurai burrito
skippy
February 9th, 2006
2:54:13 PM CST
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"Oh my gosh, they're talking about my burrito!" This is even funnier if you imagine Rod Serling reading the article. ;P
Hotshot
February 9th, 2006
3:02:55 PM CST
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best. headline. ever. welcome the the USA
hobag45
February 9th, 2006
3:03:12 PM CST
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welcome to last summer
FlamingDuck
February 9th, 2006
3:04:03 PM CST
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not... funny... how is this top ten?
cadetcollins
February 9th, 2006
3:05:01 PM CST
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where's my burrito?
WiseWiz
February 9th, 2006
3:05:35 PM CST
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ha ha just a burrito...
furlonium
February 9th, 2006
3:07:00 PM CST
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this ytmnd made me hungry
skatevans99
February 9th, 2006
3:07:11 PM CST
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hahaha giant burrito
DoomBoom
February 9th, 2006
3:09:55 PM CST
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Dear God, ......... thank you! love, doomboom
cheekygirl
February 9th, 2006
3:09:57 PM CST
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lmfao!! "I didn't know whether to laugh or cry"
fj311
February 9th, 2006
3:10:27 PM CST
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Old, but still funny. And rnax, what was your cock doing in a middle school student's shirt?
Philkensebben
February 9th, 2006
3:10:50 PM CST
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Michael Moore soon prostrated himself before the kid
boomaga
February 9th, 2006
3:12:24 PM CST
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If you outlaw burritos, only outlaws will carry burritos
intsoccersuperstar
February 9th, 2006
3:20:16 PM CST
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Now layer "Where's my burrito" on top of that and you get 10/5
Thrashmeister
February 9th, 2006
3:20:56 PM CST
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...rofl.
shawnhart
February 9th, 2006
3:22:13 PM CST
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pretty backdated, but 4 for the sound.
Numlax
February 9th, 2006
3:22:30 PM CST
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Music complements it oh so well.
Chickenslam
February 9th, 2006
3:23:31 PM CST
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old
Carltheshivan
February 9th, 2006
3:27:18 PM CST
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i wish people would stop making YTMNDs out of news articles.
schtanky
February 9th, 2006
3:39:42 PM CST
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go to www.songstowearpantsto.com and use the "intimidated by the size of my burrito" song. Classic then.
WarszawaScream
February 9th, 2006
6:52:31 PM CST
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INTIMIDATED BY THE SIZE OF MAH BURRITO!!! Max's cock ftw.
pushover
February 10th, 2006
11:11:05 AM CST
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Where the hell did you find that song? It's too perfect!
FauxPasFox
February 10th, 2006
2:12:21 PM CST
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2 comments up
SyntaxErr0r
February 24th, 2006
12:43:07 AM CST
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Welcome to New Mexico. No wonder we're one of the stupidist states in the US.
CaptainRescue
April 29th, 2006
8:29:50 PM CDT
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Heh, it could be used as ammo for an intestinal weapon. Stupidity to the rescue!
CaptainRescue
April 29th, 2006
8:30:52 PM CDT
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Just realized something: That article was written one year ago today!
nekcod
June 20th, 2006
1:16:17 AM CDT
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you're f*cking kidding me....
BTape
June 20th, 2006
9:06:29 PM CDT
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Chipotle is arming our children with DISASTROUS WEAPONS!!!
Helpery
June 22nd, 2006
8:45:39 PM CDT
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So f*cking hilarious. I think I'm going to cry.
ForceUser
June 24th, 2006
1:10:02 AM CDT
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LMAOOOOOOOO
dcmm
June 26th, 2006
12:30:19 AM CDT
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Hmm. This is almost identical to my burritosong.ytmnd.com
UndeadPrincess
June 29th, 2006
2:48:31 PM CDT
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"There needs to be security before the kids walk into school." WTF is she talking about? If it was just a burrito then why do they need security. How about they calm down and let that kid enjoy his burrito.
ac6517
June 29th, 2006
5:09:42 PM CDT
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that is really funny
PenisPai
June 29th, 2006
11:50:32 PM CDT
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Hahaha, made me laff.
dragfyre
July 4th, 2006
10:26:45 PM CDT
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win, win and more win
MarcusTheMartin
July 5th, 2006
1:43:32 PM CDT
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I feel like a Narv for 5ing this lol
BaftA
July 5th, 2006
4:40:21 PM CDT
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Must.... 5...... can't...... resist......
nukes13
July 5th, 2006
8:51:25 PM CDT
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OH NOES, wait till Micheal Moore hears about this!
yelper
July 6th, 2006
12:41:18 AM CDT
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lol.
ArrowHead
July 9th, 2006
12:47:35 PM CDT
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haha
KaosMaster
July 12th, 2006
1:51:34 PM CDT
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lol.. and once again, this shows how smart americans truely are.
Metal-Slug
July 12th, 2006
1:52:03 PM CDT
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YES!
PD711
July 13th, 2006
10:20:37 AM CDT
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and their f*cking answer... MORE SECURITY!
quetzal215
July 14th, 2006
7:59:18 PM CDT
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It's been a REALLY long time since I've actually laughed at a YTMND. This one did it for me though.
Geg
July 14th, 2006
8:09:39 PM CDT
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BURRITO!!
roq
July 14th, 2006
8:15:16 PM CDT
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30 inch. burrito? That must have been one huge middle school student.
PenisPai
July 15th, 2006
1:58:24 PM CDT
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HOLY sh*t! A BURRITO!!!
sleepr
July 15th, 2006
9:09:39 PM CDT
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5 for pointing and laughing at idiots, they deserve it
MKarbiter
July 15th, 2006
9:09:55 PM CDT
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Great... now i have a burito craving. :( punchthecheeksforgodssake.ytmnd.com
arcseraph
July 28th, 2006
9:37:27 AM CDT
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Hilarious. Sometimes I forget how much public school sucked.
therayven
July 31st, 2006
4:44:08 PM CDT
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Zero tolerance of burritos!
Valamort
August 2nd, 2006
1:56:52 PM CDT
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ahahahaha ahaha aBURRITO!!!!!!!
RevMike
August 7th, 2006
8:48:07 PM CDT
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First, this is a screenshot. Second, this is a Fark post.
Delphic
August 8th, 2006
12:43:46 AM CDT
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I wonder if the kid actually got to eat it, after the whole incident hahahahah
Niloc14
August 8th, 2006
1:20:41 PM CDT
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0_0
dochowell
August 8th, 2006
5:37:55 PM CDT
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Intimidated by the size of my burrito? Priceless.
AssDisaster
August 10th, 2006
12:54:10 PM CDT
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Mmmmm... burrito.
Strangelove
August 11th, 2006
3:37:20 AM CDT
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Wow that's great.
cyber95
August 11th, 2006
3:39:31 AM CDT
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5'd for Songs to Wear Pants To. Cite your sources.
dady5000
August 16th, 2006
3:31:11 AM CDT
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WHY DONT PEOPLE POST LINKS!!! (I tried to read the WHOLE story but it cuts off cuz you DIDNT PROVIDE A LINK) LINK PLEASE!
WeezerBlue
August 18th, 2006
12:23:27 AM CDT
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I literally laughed out loud.
sexymofo
August 18th, 2006
3:25:53 PM CDT
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you fail, please try again ^_^
rudrud
August 18th, 2006
9:40:50 PM CDT
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the best thing sexymofo ever saw was half of a boob while watching squiggle porn.
Foolmoron
August 23rd, 2006
3:21:44 PM CDT
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Best song for this
neolink4586
August 23rd, 2006
3:31:56 PM CDT
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I was reading and laughing, but when the music came on I almost died!
Humphro
August 26th, 2006
12:18:08 AM CDT
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pwn't.
WarxePB
August 31st, 2006
11:44:53 AM CDT
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Not that funny, but the music works. 3'd.
Kevil
September 2nd, 2006
5:53:51 AM CDT
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lol what crazy mother will feed a kid a f*cking 30 inch burrito. Did Tub Girl had kids?
theyre-laughing-adja
September 5th, 2006
6:38:45 AM CDT
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Fast Times at DoucheNozzle High....
Flintlok
September 6th, 2006
7:54:34 PM CDT
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The song is awesome. It goes perfectly. Wow.
St00pidman
September 6th, 2006
8:37:30 PM CDT
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...*explodes*
MadeInChina
September 6th, 2006
8:39:11 PM CDT
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extremejon
September 8th, 2006
8:17:57 PM CDT
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Best thing I have read. ever.
afoatmeal
September 10th, 2006
1:54:13 AM CDT
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credit your sources dipsh*t
Lochat
September 19th, 2006
2:35:09 AM CDT
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PCF
September 23rd, 2006
4:27:09 AM CDT
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i remember this
CaptainObvious
March 14th, 2008
3:00:55 AM CDT
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If Chipotle ever makes a commercial, they need to use this song.