LOL Jesus Owns!
Created on: January 4th, 2006
LOL Jesus Owns!
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LOL Jesus Owns!
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thelastpsion
January 4th, 2006
3:28:45 AM CST
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That baptism = Teh 0wnage!
rip
January 4th, 2006
3:55:19 AM CST
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props to the JCVH footage... it's all my buds :)
Xteam
January 4th, 2006
4:09:35 AM CST
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HAHHA PWNT
redtide
January 4th, 2006
4:44:37 AM CST
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and here i thought i was the only person to own this movie
barry-orichinal
January 4th, 2006
4:50:41 AM CST
(0)
I LOL'd.
Secretpmg
January 4th, 2006
5:31:30 AM CST
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You fail at failing
NareG
January 4th, 2006
6:41:41 AM CST
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lol owned.
TheFatKid
January 4th, 2006
6:41:48 AM CST
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Jesus is a comic genius.
K7
January 4th, 2006
6:48:34 AM CST
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OWNED!
Xvall
January 4th, 2006
7:21:15 AM CST
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LMFAO best news I heard all week.
Larotharos
January 4th, 2006
7:40:07 AM CST
(0)
LOL!
Dux00rs
January 4th, 2006
8:00:39 AM CST
(0)
Slam dunk baptism'd!
ScndPistonHonda
January 4th, 2006
8:07:59 AM CST
(0)
It's ok.
Zoldex
January 4th, 2006
8:08:29 AM CST
(0)
i laughed so much my ribs hurt ^_^
turbosc20
January 4th, 2006
8:25:23 AM CST
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thanks for bringing diversity back to the top 5 ... Last night I saw the top five ytmnds were all featuring conan.
Nildey
January 4th, 2006
8:31:01 AM CST
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meh
asstyrant
January 4th, 2006
8:44:18 AM CST
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This god is NOT an awesome god.
RexatorBirdo
January 4th, 2006
8:55:05 AM CST
(0)
ROFL WTF
GregGumballs
January 4th, 2006
9:00:35 AM CST
(0)
the power of Christ indeed...congrats on front page fame...btw baltic we need a new traffic person let me know if interested.
Yarred
January 4th, 2006
9:54:07 AM CST
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Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter! I have that movie, it's great :D
Ryouba
January 4th, 2006
10:27:48 AM CST
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You, sir, have recieved a 5. Tell me the music, and I'll throw in a commemerative rug at no extra charge!
Servo
January 4th, 2006
10:29:34 AM CST
(0)
5 if you change to Super Mario World LOL music.
badboybadd
January 4th, 2006
11:37:10 AM CST
(0)
HAX!
y
January 4th, 2006
11:46:31 AM CST
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The use of this song was warranted in this case.
ixian
January 4th, 2006
12:12:15 PM CST
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FreAkweNtcY
January 4th, 2006
12:58:50 PM CST
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i laughed so hard, not joking. logged in to 5.
Squishy333
January 4th, 2006
1:51:22 PM CST
(0)
0_o
Master-Semaj
January 4th, 2006
2:11:45 PM CST
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5'd! Got me laughing.
Zeph
January 4th, 2006
2:19:34 PM CST
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Jesus showed him who's the King of Kings.
o0Ender0o
January 4th, 2006
2:35:22 PM CST
(0)
I can't stop laughing!
meattank
January 4th, 2006
2:44:55 PM CST
(0)
omg win
Toxikator
January 4th, 2006
2:53:11 PM CST
(0)
Benny Hill makes it. 5, Mr. Congressman.
lawlzorz
January 4th, 2006
3:51:42 PM CST
(0)
hahah the music makes it
surfinbrant
January 4th, 2006
4:20:21 PM CST
(0)
Picture. Sound. Text. Not a f*ggy short film. REMEMBER YOUR FUNDAMENTALS n00b.
CAPSLOCKON
January 4th, 2006
4:56:21 PM CST
(0)
I lol'ed.
hookinmouth
January 4th, 2006
5:10:36 PM CST
(0)
+5 for Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
meggy
January 4th, 2006
5:17:31 PM CST
(0)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ::breathes:: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
RuBBa-cHiKiN
January 4th, 2006
6:17:02 PM CST
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LOL, OMG OWNED!! BAPTISM FTW!!
Zeegloo
January 4th, 2006
6:17:23 PM CST
(0)
lol
Sergio
January 4th, 2006
6:24:32 PM CST
(0)
gay
AcidSchnapps
January 4th, 2006
6:33:44 PM CST
(0)
Sinna!
youalreadydeadho
January 4th, 2006
6:46:32 PM CST
(0)
Best use of benny hill in a while
moog-sask
January 4th, 2006
6:49:11 PM CST
(0)
thats so awesome! our God is an awesome God lol
sundogx2
January 4th, 2006
6:53:59 PM CST
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my jesus can beat your jesus up. http://creationwithcreatine.ytmnd.com/ also. nice job.
gir489
January 4th, 2006
6:55:32 PM CST
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That chick is hot.
badg3r
January 4th, 2006
6:56:23 PM CST
(0)
It's official: ytmnd has lost its edge.
SomeKidFromNY
January 4th, 2006
7:01:01 PM CST
(0)
don't f*ck with jesus, he's a crazy sonofabitch.
crazymonk007
January 4th, 2006
7:09:41 PM CST
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jesus christ vampire hunter is one of the best movies ever made, next to robo vampire of course.
Pookatooka
January 4th, 2006
7:32:40 PM CST
(0)
ROFL
InvaderMB
January 4th, 2006
7:40:04 PM CST
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I really think the "G-man's Having A Wonderful Time" YTMND should be number 1, but I liked this one too. XD
ha12vey
January 4th, 2006
7:44:08 PM CST
(0)
not very good
Ryro
January 4th, 2006
7:53:56 PM CST
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EXTREME BAPTISM
dr-nick
January 4th, 2006
8:05:40 PM CST
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change the OMG! to ZOMG! and i think i might sh*t my pants
DarkOwl
January 4th, 2006
8:21:49 PM CST
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EAT BAPTISM NOOB!
xxhennersxx
January 4th, 2006
8:33:35 PM CST
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Jesus Christ...VAMPIRE HUNTER
barnabus
January 4th, 2006
8:36:15 PM CST
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LMFAO! Nice work!!!!!!!!
Shortone
January 4th, 2006
8:45:20 PM CST
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I really hate the sound and I'm taking it out on you by subtracting a star. Please forgive me jesus.
Maldor
January 4th, 2006
8:54:11 PM CST
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lollerskates!
jorrar
January 4th, 2006
9:05:29 PM CST
(0)
sh*tty music
jorrar
January 4th, 2006
9:07:22 PM CST
(0)
All who hate this sound raise their hands. And their 1
pizzaguylol
January 4th, 2006
9:23:57 PM CST
(0)
THE POWER OF CHRIST FTW!!!
BenTheCarot
January 4th, 2006
9:47:33 PM CST
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Taken from the movie Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter f-ing great movie
monki
January 4th, 2006
9:48:39 PM CST
(0)
Jesus is so the man!
ShadowIncarnate
January 4th, 2006
10:05:23 PM CST
(0)
OMG HAHAHAHA!
monki
January 4th, 2006
10:09:46 PM CST
(0)
SO COOL!
grassk33t
January 4th, 2006
10:23:11 PM CST
(0)
lmao....but why benny hill theme for this?
jman1000
January 4th, 2006
10:42:46 PM CST
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LOL! Jesus pwns FTW!!!
FishDealer
January 4th, 2006
11:34:07 PM CST
(0)
Hahaha... Genius.
tehpwner2
January 4th, 2006
11:57:37 PM CST
(0)
Hunk of sh*t
Psychology
January 5th, 2006
12:17:25 AM CST
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How dare you disrespect the Lord
iikryton
January 5th, 2006
3:27:40 AM CST
(0)
superb
dcmm
January 5th, 2006
4:07:54 AM CST
(0)
I'm sick of Yackety Sax
airbud
January 5th, 2006
5:06:43 AM CST
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Things like these would be so much funnier without the captions.
Raccoon
January 5th, 2006
9:13:42 AM CST
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I got dropkicked into a fountain by Jesus once, I know how crazy that sum'bitch is..
Choronzon
January 5th, 2006
9:16:01 AM CST
(0)
YES!!!!! An internet and a 5 for you, sir!
n3z
January 5th, 2006
9:32:10 AM CST
(0)
haha omfg this is so f*cking nice!!!@!!!
sys
January 5th, 2006
12:09:29 PM CST
(0)
WHY?
Stevey666
January 5th, 2006
1:17:10 PM CST
(0)
Awesome.
CreamyDreams
January 5th, 2006
1:42:43 PM CST
(0)
Funny stuff!
DukeOfYork
January 5th, 2006
1:51:39 PM CST
(0)
this was the first time i seriously laughed out loud at a ytmnd
calcatchem
January 5th, 2006
1:57:26 PM CST
(0)
Too funny
badboybadd
January 5th, 2006
2:11:47 PM CST
(0)
lol "fayed" says this site is votehacked. but he obviously isnt counting every commenter who left a 5. Thats not even half of the votes.
Briack
January 5th, 2006
2:26:53 PM CST
(0)
"Picture. Sound. Text. Not a f*ggy short film. REMEMBER YOUR FUNDAMENTALS n00b." Wow, nubcake. The text was in the image, and the image was there, and te sound was there, too. No rematch.
DaveHondoras
January 5th, 2006
2:41:52 PM CST
(0)
he baptized that sinna
tunaklare
January 5th, 2006
3:05:48 PM CST
(0)
lol
GregGumballs
January 5th, 2006
3:11:12 PM CST
(0)
Briack, you sound a little jealous. calm down there sparky. This is not viewhacked, I know that for a fact. I know the creator.
Elfer
January 5th, 2006
3:17:02 PM CST
(0)
Holy sh*t, more than one person has seen JCVH? Improbable!
Oleander
January 5th, 2006
3:44:01 PM CST
(0)
JCVH ftw
PenisPai
January 5th, 2006
4:06:15 PM CST
(0)
Hahahaha. I laffed. For making me laff, you get a 5.
Infernolord
January 5th, 2006
4:16:48 PM CST
(0)
lmao!
supacrip
January 5th, 2006
4:57:59 PM CST
(0)
roflmao
NIK12787
January 5th, 2006
6:18:36 PM CST
(0)
What was this from?
F00D
January 5th, 2006
6:38:12 PM CST
(0)
get rid of the gay *ss words on the screen and this is a classic
dfreak235
January 6th, 2006
3:35:12 AM CST
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Jesus does it all! He saves! He owns! He resurrects! The YTMNDs he's featured in get 5s!
nukedlikely
January 6th, 2006
6:50:39 AM CST
(0)
a little too choppy = 3'd
RumZ
January 6th, 2006
11:40:13 AM CST
(0)
That music makes my penis hurt.
Bobdole23
January 6th, 2006
1:39:29 PM CST
(0)
1 cause that song is pretty gay and whoever made it should get raped very hard.
dan725
January 6th, 2006
3:10:46 PM CST
(0)
heh, I thought it was funny
isonoe
January 6th, 2006
6:20:31 PM CST
(0)
overused sound
MintCream
January 6th, 2006
7:25:17 PM CST
(0)
You should use the movie's theme song instead. o:
triplet-rules
January 6th, 2006
8:17:38 PM CST
(0)
It looks like he's gonna rape her!! lolz!
cjvirtz
January 6th, 2006
11:44:45 PM CST
(0)
J.R.: BAAHH GAAAWD KAANG! Spinebuster from GAAWD!
Voodoohater
January 7th, 2006
9:39:10 AM CST
(0)
That was f*cking hilarious
TehAverageJoe
January 7th, 2006
9:56:52 AM CST
(0)
LOL
papajohn
January 7th, 2006
12:54:03 PM CST
(0)
lol jesus
chocorater
January 7th, 2006
2:28:28 PM CST
(0)
WTF?
Demi
January 7th, 2006
4:59:05 PM CST
(0)
:D
pseudointellectual
January 7th, 2006
5:06:29 PM CST
(0)
Great movie.
TheWhiteRabbit
January 7th, 2006
5:52:33 PM CST
(0)
hahaha!!! THIS is funny
natall
January 7th, 2006
7:47:58 PM CST
(0)
Stupid Lesbian Hunting Vampire got OWNED!
ArthurK
January 7th, 2006
7:56:58 PM CST
(0)
OUR GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD
HateAllDaEmos
January 7th, 2006
8:16:22 PM CST
(0)
I could watch for hours...and i just might.
Soggedge
January 13th, 2006
3:07:53 AM CST
(0)
lol, jesus.
Spotz
January 27th, 2006
3:56:38 PM CST
(0)
Wow, Jesus does own.
Omega-Weapon
March 9th, 2006
4:25:04 PM CST
(0)
Yes... Jesus OWNS too much... -_- 5'd
shatteringlast
April 12th, 2006
3:52:00 PM CDT
(0)
omfg i've never laughed so hard at a ytmnd before
Fury451
May 18th, 2006
11:08:59 PM CDT
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"Picture. Sound. Text. Not a f*ggy short film. REMEMBER YOUR FUNDAMENTALS n00b." So that's why most of your sites have two stars then? Well, you're the expert.
WINBACK
June 7th, 2006
8:14:38 PM CDT
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"LOL" and "OMG" got me to vote 4. Nice work.
ISpeakEngrish
June 17th, 2006
11:26:00 AM CDT
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Yakety Sax is the icing on the cake.
Klappstuhl
June 22nd, 2006
2:32:38 PM CDT
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lol THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
Klappstuhl
June 22nd, 2006
2:57:23 PM CDT
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btw here is my version of it: jesus0wnz.ytmnd.com
Bupo
June 26th, 2006
11:35:41 AM CDT
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the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
TobyTheRobot
September 18th, 2006
4:34:27 PM CDT
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The "OWNED!" at the end pushes this over the top.
souloftime
December 4th, 2006
1:57:13 PM CST
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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7498241687701731240&q=documentary+god+duration%3Along http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7498241687701731240&q=documentary+god+duration%3Along http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7498241687701731240&q=documentary+god+duration%3Along
xlgtburr1
December 6th, 2006
11:18:11 PM CST
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Get ready to witness.... BAPTISM TO THE MAX!