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MchlVck310

January 9th, 2006

3:41:42 PM CST

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LOL...this is on collegehumor with the tag "Good News: There may be a cure for cancer". Funny stuff.

XxTopCatxX

January 9th, 2006

5:37:29 PM CST

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w00t for f*ckin college humor \m/ and damn, I feel betrayed. so there the cure is out there but chuck is hiding it?

Sharkface217

January 9th, 2006

5:51:07 PM CST

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7

spybot

January 9th, 2006

7:32:10 PM CST

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OH MY GOD CANCER IS CURED ALERT SOMEBODY

Zulgaines

January 9th, 2006

10:09:15 PM CST

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This is only a ploy set forth by Chuck Norris to lure docters to him. This is due to Chuck wanting to roundhouse some docters to the face.

BIOS9

January 9th, 2006

10:29:34 PM CST

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A clever trick. Good work Chuck!

notinmybed

January 9th, 2006

10:32:04 PM CST

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lmao at the cancer is cured. that comment alone being apart of this site got it a 5.

crazyshit

January 9th, 2006

10:36:20 PM CST

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Check can cry if he wants....for his tears cure cancer....if its emo to cure cancer then f*ck you.

Shaun1018

January 9th, 2006

10:42:08 PM CST

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Does this mean their might be a cure for cancer?

innocentbystander

January 9th, 2006

10:55:21 PM CST

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So...crying is emo? And making fun of someone who cried because he saw a friend die is funny? This is sickening.

jorrar

January 9th, 2006

11:00:54 PM CST

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Chuck is not emo

TommyDreamer

January 9th, 2006

11:03:15 PM CST

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WTF, that isn't emo.

KingKenny04

January 9th, 2006

11:15:48 PM CST

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lawlzorez

porterfield

January 9th, 2006

11:37:00 PM CST

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-1000 for calling chuck norris emo but i can only go down to 1

JimCramer

January 9th, 2006

11:41:57 PM CST

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Norris is a man. Calling him EMO gives you a automatic 1. Sorry, had to be done.

xXBubbaXx

January 9th, 2006

11:47:24 PM CST

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Chuck Norris' Tears cure cancer, TOO BAD HE HAS NEVER CRIED.

BatmansPants

January 9th, 2006

11:56:04 PM CST

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Lies...

taimaishu181

January 9th, 2006

11:56:17 PM CST

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dfesta, chuck norris WILL roundhouse kick you for this.

LocutusOfBorg

January 10th, 2006

12:12:21 AM CST

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Chuck Norris pwns Jesus. True story.

concerto

January 10th, 2006

12:22:31 AM CST

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only chuck norris can totally admit to crying in an interview without even thinking twice about it

swedishkessler

January 10th, 2006

12:42:38 AM CST

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ITS A LIE

roq

January 10th, 2006

1:02:13 AM CST

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his head was the size of a PUMPKIN! pictures needed, plz

Akrady

January 10th, 2006

1:02:46 AM CST

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Sorry, but I don't find brain tumours and trauma hilarious.

huevudo

January 10th, 2006

1:06:48 AM CST

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What this ytmnd fails to mention, is that Chuck Norris cries dark matter.

Froibo

January 10th, 2006

1:08:15 AM CST

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It can't be true can it chuck?:'( You really killed Bruce Lee your crying was just an act.

Dipolio

January 10th, 2006

1:09:20 AM CST

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STFU CHUCK NORRIS IS A LEVEL 75 PALADIN SO HE CRIED BECAUSE DARTH VADER FOUND HIS LACK OF FAITH "DISTURBING"

Dipolio

January 10th, 2006

1:33:03 AM CST

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BEHOWLD I BRING TO YOU THE TRUTH!! http://chuckdisturbsvader.ytmnd.com/

Takster

January 10th, 2006

1:37:40 AM CST

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How dare you insult THE MAN. http://texasrangerstyle.ytmnd.com/

Virty

January 10th, 2006

1:51:41 AM CST

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His tears cure cancer, so don't make fun of him for crying, motherf*cker

steakNcheese

January 10th, 2006

2:17:12 AM CST

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Too bad he had a tumour.

RisetoSubmission

January 10th, 2006

2:42:01 AM CST

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uno

Suteki

January 10th, 2006

3:03:24 AM CST

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Omg chuck what have u done.. :'(

st00pid-n00b

January 10th, 2006

3:23:55 AM CST

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Chuck Norris = whoop yur ass

cpux

January 10th, 2006

4:40:00 AM CST

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For those of you who still don't get it, go to this site and look around a bit. You'll see. http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty

ProtossX

January 10th, 2006

5:27:34 AM CST

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dude this is sick his head was like pumpkin an ur makin jokes abotu what he saw UR SICK AN THIS GETS a 1 for how sick it is an nnot funny at all

HighonPsi

January 10th, 2006

5:33:25 AM CST

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i hope they saved his tears

JimmytehHand8

January 10th, 2006

5:38:41 AM CST

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Blasphemy, you cannot go against Norris.

SirSnark

January 10th, 2006

5:40:19 AM CST

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http://www.collegehumor.com/ You've been linked (in orange).

zhanghia

January 10th, 2006

5:43:24 AM CST

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Leave Chuck Norris alone. Emo means to actually cry about every little thing. So what if he had some moments where he can't act like a total badass, to anyone voting higher than a one: You're the type of people to cut down just because they aren't stereot

souba

January 10th, 2006

6:03:13 AM CST

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Blasphemer! How dare you!

Fire-Fox

January 10th, 2006

6:08:44 AM CST

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Chuck Norris isn't emo.

MunkyBallz

January 10th, 2006

6:28:41 AM CST

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You're a sick f*ck.

Wolfmight

January 10th, 2006

7:20:37 AM CST

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hah, but doesn't desirve the "very" top.

Dragon17013

January 10th, 2006

7:21:48 AM CST

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Chuck is just trying to make his story look good. We all know the guy's head was swollen because of a roundhouse kick to the face.

flank

January 10th, 2006

7:26:48 AM CST

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It's not emo to cry if a friend dies. If he went out to his car and cut himself, that would be emo.

TerraChronicle

January 10th, 2006

7:27:32 AM CST

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Lies. LIES!

th3-l33t-hax0r

January 10th, 2006

7:28:06 AM CST

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this is terrible. you have no clue what emo even is. let's go ahead and kill your best friend and laugh at you for crying.

Anasazi

January 10th, 2006

8:11:59 AM CST

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Everyone knows Chuck Norris died in the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny. This is just some robot sent back in time by skynet.

cjvirtz

January 10th, 2006

8:47:09 AM CST

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LIES... ALL LIES...

Tungasten

January 10th, 2006

8:58:32 AM CST

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nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Dinkki

January 10th, 2006

9:15:18 AM CST

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Ahha at the little moral f*ggots who have no sense of humour.

NoGodExistsIII

January 10th, 2006

9:19:44 AM CST

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Religious people are crazy. I am not making this up. They are clinically insane. Psychiatrists actually consider it a mental disorder.

dfesta

January 10th, 2006

9:24:48 AM CST

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Hey people i called it 'the shocking truth' for a reason...

zAdk

January 10th, 2006

9:30:10 AM CST

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I saw those three letters. I knew it had to be the "How Could This Happen to Me?" song!

Slio09

January 10th, 2006

9:42:43 AM CST

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LIES! Chuck Norris has never cried!

sdjbass

January 10th, 2006

9:54:09 AM CST

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Lee Atwater was a family friend. i had no idea Chuck Norris was a Republican. oh yeah, if Lee hadn't died, Clinton would have never been elected, and the world would have been a different place

Zerofire0

January 10th, 2006

10:19:54 AM CST

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o wow his tears cure cancer u know.

phantomshadowz

January 10th, 2006

10:53:17 AM CST

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Enough with this f*cking song. This wasn't funny. You suck.

therayven

January 10th, 2006

11:08:13 AM CST

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.

MuckRaker

January 10th, 2006

11:33:47 AM CST

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It's the 700 club. If you don't tell a story where you 1)lost your faith 2)cried and 3)found it again to make your life all better they beat you to death with king james bibles

iotakappaphi

January 10th, 2006

11:53:05 AM CST

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LeetDragon

January 10th, 2006

12:14:01 PM CST

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you fail at life, please dont make another ytmnd

cvramen

January 10th, 2006

12:25:54 PM CST

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I like this site but the description doesn't say where the pic is from. Perhaps you can get more stars when you give us your source

WhoDoVooDoo

January 10th, 2006

12:41:24 PM CST

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Chuck, how could you?!

Nightmaric

January 10th, 2006

1:27:25 PM CST

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IF HE SAYS CRY HE IS EMO LOLOLOLOL

Salato

January 10th, 2006

1:28:13 PM CST

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It's not emo to cry at something that is actually really bad. and Chuch Norris rules.

ravag3d-c0rps3

January 10th, 2006

1:38:36 PM CST

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youre right chuck norris is a lie! http://chucknorrisisafake.ytmnd.com/

Sola

January 10th, 2006

1:40:53 PM CST

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This is awesome because everyone is getting offended. SERIEOSU BUSINES RITE GUYZ LOLOL

turbosc20

January 10th, 2006

2:12:57 PM CST

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stupid. kill yourself.

bigexplosions

January 10th, 2006

2:16:44 PM CST

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I like it becuase everyone else mostly hates it.

keeavin

January 10th, 2006

2:20:20 PM CST

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If you wanna have a "Chuck Norris is emo" joke, you better do a hell of alot better than this. Not even worthy of an emo joke, much less Chuck Norris.

boomaga

January 10th, 2006

2:21:26 PM CST

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Lee Atwater was a mastermind of political dirty-tricks e.g. push-polling, really sleazy insinuation, etc. Karl Rove's personal mentor. And his head swelled to the size of a pumpkin ? XD

surfinbrant

January 10th, 2006

2:39:11 PM CST

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You fail, and here's why: 1) One does NOT call Chuck Norris Emo. 2) This fad is overdone, as is the music. 3) If you read the context, his reaction is completely understandable. This doesn't deserve to be top 15.

Polizei

January 10th, 2006

2:40:11 PM CST

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HE IS DOING THIS TO FAKE YOU OUT, RETARD.

lord-oppy

January 10th, 2006

2:40:35 PM CST

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Very funny, but there was no need to call him emo. Just bring it to attention that he cried.

Ryro

January 10th, 2006

2:52:56 PM CST

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Chuck Norris doesn't cry over his problems. He kills them off one by one.

feerie

January 10th, 2006

2:58:47 PM CST

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you're all just a bunch of Christian f*ggots, I guess!

protusmose

January 10th, 2006

3:09:19 PM CST

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lame

andros80

January 10th, 2006

3:16:37 PM CST

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Chuck Norris does not cry: the icy look in his eyes condenses water vapor in the air around his cheeks.

phatmatt

January 10th, 2006

3:33:07 PM CST

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yeah cancer isnt funny

Kaddus

January 10th, 2006

3:36:14 PM CST

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So crying when you see someone close to you die is considered emo? I hope you get a brain tumor.

omgsnapegrass

January 10th, 2006

3:40:07 PM CST

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f*g

Maldor

January 10th, 2006

3:43:09 PM CST

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LOL, wat a nub

thirtyseven

January 10th, 2006

3:51:06 PM CST

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CANCER IS CURED

ArmorKing

January 10th, 2006

4:09:27 PM CST

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This site is unfunny and retarded.

cmatt42

January 10th, 2006

4:10:51 PM CST

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This is about at emo as sunshiny rainbows, surrounded by fields upon fields of golden sunflowers and pink little butterflies, floating gently toward the fluffy clouds drifting peacefully in the sky.

mightychicken93

January 10th, 2006

4:13:14 PM CST

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this is just chuck trying to get us to let our guards down.

TehPopo

January 10th, 2006

4:18:57 PM CST

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go to hell.

Loomis

January 10th, 2006

4:32:37 PM CST

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Soo..A man cries about seeing a friend die and that makes him emo?

jdun

January 10th, 2006

4:37:47 PM CST

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Emos cry about their own problems, not when people die, you idiot.

CaptainPeepers

January 10th, 2006

4:43:50 PM CST

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Because we're all robots.

MoSteel

January 10th, 2006

4:48:26 PM CST

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He's lying, he wants you to think he's not f*cking awesome, because every five seconds someone wants to fight him.

The-Scatman

January 10th, 2006

4:59:39 PM CST

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garbage, only queers dis chuck

calltojohn

January 10th, 2006

5:09:26 PM CST

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lol advertising http://internetexploder.ytmnd.com

m0ose

January 10th, 2006

5:36:00 PM CST

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Best YTMND EVER!

Necro99

January 10th, 2006

6:24:13 PM CST

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He's not bloody emo, anyone would cry at that point!

bloodloss

January 10th, 2006

6:29:02 PM CST

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Not only is he emo for crying, but judging by all the "lord" crap, he's also a biblef*cker.. people fail for idolizing him as some kind of badass, which he clearly isn't IRL.

liltimmyw

January 10th, 2006

6:41:49 PM CST

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Fail.

thenerd

January 10th, 2006

6:48:16 PM CST

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No, no, that's not true. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

OzzieAlThor

January 10th, 2006

6:53:10 PM CST

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Crying doesnt = Emo. Whining AND crying along with wearing my sisters pants = Emo.

lordrameN

January 10th, 2006

7:06:42 PM CST

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Seriously, go kill yourself. Unless Chuck Norris already has.

Conspirate

January 10th, 2006

7:10:51 PM CST

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LIES !!!! ALL LIES!!! HE MADE IT HIMSELF ON MICROSOFT WORD!!!!!!!

Grinm

January 10th, 2006

7:14:31 PM CST

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Not funny

Skidkid

January 10th, 2006

7:21:12 PM CST

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You wusses might as well leave if this offends you.

SuFiMatt

January 10th, 2006

7:30:28 PM CST

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well one of his best friends died so what do you expect. Go play with yourselves you internet f*gs.

Warcraft

January 10th, 2006

7:35:06 PM CST

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That's terrible. There's nothing wrong with crying when a friend DIES. I hope you get brain cancer and die next.

Skidkid

January 10th, 2006

7:41:31 PM CST

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Boo hoo. Like I'm saying, what're you doing on YTMND if you're so easily offended?

nintendorulez

January 10th, 2006

7:43:39 PM CST

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See, Vin Diesel never does pussy emo sh*t like this. Chuck'll kick his *ss any day. -1 because I'm sick of that song. Hell, I'll take CRAAAAAWWWWLLLLLINNNGG over that sh*t.

nintendorulez

January 10th, 2006

8:02:53 PM CST

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Actually, I'm fiving because of all the emos whining in the comments section about how cancer's not funny and that you can't make fun of their little hero. Emos.

UberJesus

January 10th, 2006

8:10:22 PM CST

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Chuck != emo;

robot-god

January 10th, 2006

8:16:01 PM CST

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I'll never look at Chuck the same. Tomorrow's #1: Chuck Norris puts cocks and balls in his mouth. Shocking proof.

TheSizz

January 10th, 2006

8:36:04 PM CST

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THIS BLOWS... MINE IS WAY BETTER EVERY ONE COME LOOK NOW! http://elviselvisbobelvis.ytmnd.com/

SneakyFerret

January 10th, 2006

8:40:25 PM CST

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Jesus, I would have f*cking cried too. That's f*cking horrible.

Shortone

January 10th, 2006

8:47:12 PM CST

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f*cking terrible.

nova46

January 10th, 2006

9:12:19 PM CST

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1 for that stupid mother f*cking overused song.

DoctorFred

January 10th, 2006

9:15:03 PM CST

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Welp, he'll cure cancer at least.

SilverEclipse

January 10th, 2006

9:38:26 PM CST

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the comment was funny, but the site wasn't. simply crying doesn't really constitute being an emo scum. this simply shows that maybe some (only SOME) of our Norris facts were misconstrued.

KoLbEr34

January 10th, 2006

9:39:39 PM CST

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http://chucknorrisfacts.ytmnd.com/

Dudebot

January 10th, 2006

10:05:54 PM CST

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yeah... chuck norris isn't emo. Emo = Watching a friend die? GG dfesta. GG.

nwmn9386

January 10th, 2006

10:24:11 PM CST

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if chuck see's this he's gonna roundhouse kick your face off

tehpwner2

January 10th, 2006

10:35:23 PM CST

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Terrible

JeffreyELy

January 10th, 2006

10:57:02 PM CST

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An emo is someone who cries for no reason, who cries about something as stupid as a lightbulb burning out.(Among other things) Crying because his friend died doesn't make him emo, you retard.

RisenRooster

January 10th, 2006

11:08:14 PM CST

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Vin Desiels best day ever.

big-boss18

January 10th, 2006

11:18:08 PM CST

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you dumb piece of sh*t

jung

January 10th, 2006

11:33:56 PM CST

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fake

Hussein

January 11th, 2006

12:17:54 AM CST

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We have a cure for cancer! YAY!!

kalten

January 11th, 2006

7:39:19 AM CST

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Cry? Not my Chuck Norris, this must be fake!

Dux00rs

January 11th, 2006

11:14:54 AM CST

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lol pumpkin head

irgifted

January 11th, 2006

2:07:45 PM CST

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Chuck Norris must have wanted him to die, otherwise he would have used his powers to save him. The tears were probably just sweat beads from him focusing so hard on killing him with his mind.

sargx2000

January 11th, 2006

2:49:29 PM CST

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Screenshots or it didn't happen!

skrizach

January 11th, 2006

2:56:36 PM CST

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blasphemey, 1'd

robot-god

January 11th, 2006

3:20:04 PM CST

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It sounds like alot of people in this thread like to shed tears about Jesus.

January 11th, 2006

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January 11th, 2006

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Chuck Norris isnt Emo. :<

Madmanishere

January 11th, 2006

5:33:54 PM CST

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Calm down everyone Emos would have commited suicide but since Mr. Norris is Christian he would never do that for the fabric of reality would collapse, besides Emos dont believe in God

cuso26

January 11th, 2006

6:19:56 PM CST

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If Chuck Norris is Emo then that makes all of you uber emo. Only real men cry - 'nuff said.

csartanis

January 11th, 2006

7:59:46 PM CST

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i dont know what to think!!!! chuck norris how could you

Solidus

January 11th, 2006

8:16:42 PM CST

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WTF?!?!? CHUCK NORRIS DOESNT CRY!!!

roq

January 11th, 2006

9:16:49 PM CST

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I probably would've started laughing uncontrollably. I hate it when that happens, I always laugh at the most innappropriate times, like at my girlfriend's funeral.

xXBubbaXx

January 11th, 2006

11:52:39 PM CST

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You all don't get it, he cried so the emo kids would think he is on their side. Nothing makes Chuck Norris more angery than f*gs in really tight pants.

iissam333

January 14th, 2006

5:05:24 PM CST

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street and got an erection, there were NO survivours.

Frank-Howley

January 15th, 2006

10:33:29 PM CST

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Chuck Norris sucks.

Trotsky

January 16th, 2006