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if anyone knows why this suddenly made top 5 viewed today (Jan. 5) please let me know, just comment it lol. I'm curious as to why it would pop up weeks later :D

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Created by Chuck Norris

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Created by Chuck Norris

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SovietSam

December 25th, 2005

4:08:22 AM CST

(0)

Chuck Norris eats children.

catwatch

December 25th, 2005

4:31:49 AM CST

(0)

Chuck Norris is undefeated.

jammno

December 25th, 2005

9:43:50 AM CST

(0)

Chuck Norris got his*sskicked in the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny by Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, Monty Pythons Black Knight, Mussolini, the Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis, Jambi the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader,

jammno

December 25th, 2005

9:45:25 AM CST

(0)

Bah, my comment got cut off. Too many to list, oh well.

WarszawaScream

December 25th, 2005

11:00:44 AM CST

(0)

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

upvoter

December 25th, 2005

11:41:49 AM CST

(1)

Best ytmnd, ever.

gildedone

December 25th, 2005

11:55:36 AM CST

(0)

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Greegee

October 13th, 2010

8:31:46 AM CDT

(0)

ever!

robelanator

December 25th, 2005

11:57:44 AM CST

(0)

Some think Chuck got beat by Bruce in Return of the Dragon, but Chuck actually delivered the blow that would a few months later send Bruce into a coma from which he would never recover. The 2-fingered snail strike is deadly indeed.

The-Ozzman

December 25th, 2005

12:29:00 PM CST

(0)

Chuck Norris isn't lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's sh*t

forthex

December 25th, 2005

12:45:42 PM CST

(0)

chuck norris chooses one lucky child on his birthday to be thrown into the sun.

thenerd

December 25th, 2005

12:51:04 PM CST

(0)

Vin Diesel and Chuck Norris have been enemies since time began. For resons neither can remember.

December 25th, 2005

1:08:42 PM CST

(0)

f*ckING 5.

December 25th, 2005

(0)

December 25th, 2005

(0)

How can something that simple be so funny? The music just seals the deal.

GForce64

December 25th, 2005

6:32:23 PM CST

(0)

Haven't heard that song in a while. 5.

JDavis

December 25th, 2005

7:19:55 PM CST

(0)

Chuck Norris told me I have AIDS.

Kyera

December 25th, 2005

7:52:18 PM CST

(0)

lol @ screenshots or it didn't happen. I love using that expression.

swollhead

December 25th, 2005

11:32:36 PM CST

(0)

Chcuk Norris's tears cure cancer.........Too bad he's never cried.

swollhead

December 25th, 2005

11:34:36 PM CST

(0)

gildedone beat me to it oops!

Adverb

December 26th, 2005

12:38:55 AM CST

(-2)

Chuck norris never was and never will be instant 5 in a can

fhantum

December 26th, 2005

10:04:52 AM CST

(0)

hahha thats awsome i lol'ed

iPrometheus

December 26th, 2005

3:59:53 PM CST

(0)

Chuck Norris enters a McDonald's without shoes or sandals, and still gets service

PubertyFairy

December 26th, 2005

10:19:34 PM CST

(0)

After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane".

adelheidbernstein

December 29th, 2005

4:56:03 AM CST

(0)

Not a Chuck Norris fan, but this was f*cking hilarious. 5/5

gregtestagent

December 30th, 2005

3:49:09 PM CST

(0)

Watch 'Return Of The Dragon'

Snadzies

January 5th, 2006

12:16:31 AM CST

(0)

You are correct, Sir!

Solidsnake2085

January 5th, 2006

12:23:35 AM CST

(0)

you left safe search on!!!!!!!!

Madmanishere

January 5th, 2006

12:24:32 AM CST

(0)

Chuck is fully aware of his defeat but has scared the internet of ever producing images of it. Even Chuck couldn't take every Power Ranger there f*cking hundereds of them.

RX782

January 5th, 2006

1:03:25 AM CST

(0)

Shopped.

DarkOwl

January 5th, 2006

1:43:54 AM CST

(0)

Chuck ONLY fell to Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, and Benito Mussolini, and the blue meanie...

DarkOwl

January 5th, 2006

1:48:22 AM CST

(0)

Cowboy Curtis, Jambi the Genie. Robocop, the Terminator, Capt. Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, -preston, Theodore Logan...

DarkOwl

January 5th, 2006

1:49:35 AM CST

(0)

Spock, the Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan... they came out of nowhere lightning fast and the Chuick Norris in his cowboy ass. It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw with civilians looking on in total awe.

guitarchase

January 5th, 2006

2:32:44 AM CST

(0)

haha amazing.

January 5th, 2006

(0)

January 5th, 2006

(0)

ha ha

Takster

January 5th, 2006

4:41:18 AM CST

(0)

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.

Takster

January 5th, 2006

4:43:42 AM CST

(0)

To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

January 5th, 2006

5:36:11 AM CST

(0)

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'."

January 5th, 2006

5:38:35 AM CST

(0)

God wanted 10 days to create the world. Chuck Norris gave him 6.

Terjay

January 5th, 2006

6:10:34 AM CST

(0)

Brilliant

Chibi-Tai

January 5th, 2006

8:12:46 AM CST

(0)

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.

whipone

January 5th, 2006

8:45:33 AM CST

(0)

OMG

MML

January 5th, 2006

9:08:04 AM CST

(0)

i got your screenshot... right here: heisonlyaman.ytmnd.com/

MoSteel

January 5th, 2006

9:26:45 AM CST

(0)

Flawless Victory, Chuck Norris. The guy will be 85 years old and still kick ass, just you wait.

jnorris441

January 5th, 2006

10:45:20 AM CST

(0)

that's not how you use GIS!

supacrip

January 5th, 2006

10:55:59 AM CST

(0)

hahaha

Janny

January 5th, 2006

10:56:55 AM CST

(0)

Chuck Norris is the only man in history to play a brick wall in tennis and win.

SomeKidFromNY

January 5th, 2006

11:00:35 AM CST

(0)

president truman decided to use the atomic bomb to end world war 2 instead of sending chuck norris. his reason? it was more humane.

josko

January 5th, 2006

11:15:03 AM CST

(1)

Chuck Norris getting his *ss kicked = Divide by zero

NoGodExistsIII

January 5th, 2006

11:54:32 AM CST

(0)

Chuck Norris gets his *ss kicked: http://chucknorrisowned.ytmnd.com/

ortsac

January 5th, 2006

12:20:16 PM CST

(0)

Yeah Bruce Lee kicked Chuck Norris's ass, but Bruce Lee died.. coincedence?

bobthemilkman

January 5th, 2006

12:24:17 PM CST

(0)

uh. way of the dragon? bruce lee owned him? bruce lee did it again in a private match, which resulted in chuck norris informing his karate school "Bruce Lee is a better fighter than me"

Ryro

January 5th, 2006

12:29:53 PM CST

(0)

If you wanted Chuck Norris as a search result, you'd turn SafeSearch off.

Link459

January 5th, 2006

12:56:53 PM CST

(0)

When Chuck Norris found out that he was not included in Mt.Rushmore, he wanted to leave his mark somewhere. He then karate chopped the ground and created the Grand Canyon.

rawr

January 5th, 2006

2:38:49 PM CST

(0)

+5 for norris

DaveHondoras

January 5th, 2006

2:47:29 PM CST

(0)

the only thing chuck norris finds funnier than 1 truck load of aborted fetuses is 2 truckloads of aborted fetuses

ytmndmaster

January 5th, 2006

3:16:36 PM CST

(0)

giggity giggity gittity goooo

Sidewinder

January 5th, 2006

3:39:38 PM CST

(0)

Yes, you were of inspiration.

ashpoop

January 5th, 2006

3:56:43 PM CST

(0)

LOL He can never die!

TheMastahC

January 5th, 2006

4:00:01 PM CST

(0)

Bill Brasky > Chuck Norris

flockofjesi

January 5th, 2006

4:07:14 PM CST

(0)

Probably because Chuck Norris is hardcore kickass and everyone knows it. Or he just went around threatening roundhouse kicks to the face to anyone who didn't view it.

Spotz

January 5th, 2006

4:27:03 PM CST

(0)

The only reason this isn't a 5 is because of that stupid looking heart lol.

amajestikmoose

January 5th, 2006

4:56:03 PM CST

(0)

awesome... totally awesome...

RisenRooster

January 5th, 2006

4:58:15 PM CST

(0)

and on the first day chuck created god.

LashMcSwipe

January 5th, 2006

5:04:14 PM CST

(0)

OMG. Chuck Norris is a f*g. And his cartoon is gay as crap. http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1642842/ Chuck Norris, man of action my ass.

Raaandom

January 5th, 2006

5:23:52 PM CST

(0)

Bruce Lee

Naru

January 5th, 2006

5:43:32 PM CST

(0)

Photoshopped. in the search, Chuck Norris is capitlaized but in the "results for etc." it's not.

OptiPrime

January 5th, 2006

6:09:53 PM CST

(0)

Chuck Norris jokes aren't funny. No seriously, there's no punch-line here.

fhantum

January 5th, 2006

6:10:33 PM CST

(0)

your an idiot optiprime go search for that yourself chuck norris or Chuck Norris still no results.... moron

LlamaMasters

January 5th, 2006

6:13:18 PM CST

(0)

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

bitty

January 5th, 2006

6:18:53 PM CST

(0)

I don't see what's funny about this.

Alx328

January 5th, 2006

6:28:50 PM CST

(0)

Nice one

Winchester

January 5th, 2006

8:11:19 PM CST

(0)

It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.

phatmatt

January 5th, 2006

8:20:30 PM CST

(0)

chuck norris invented time

awesomezilla

January 5th, 2006

8:42:33 PM CST

(0)

AHAHAHA

inkdrinker

January 5th, 2006

8:43:41 PM CST

(0)

lol its funny because you get forwarded e-mail jokes. top notch humor

nova46

January 5th, 2006

8:45:32 PM CST

(0)

Mr. T, Vin Diesel and Chuck Norris only met once. This was the same day that the dinosaurs went extinct. They have been kept apart ever since.

inkdrinker

January 5th, 2006

8:51:51 PM CST

(0)

As to why it made top 15 viewed, it's just 'cause the list recompiles at random at midnight so it's anybody's game. Stuff that clings to the top 5 or is linked a lot will still make its way onto the list, but new stuff can show up and stay there if enough

dvrrox

January 5th, 2006

9:05:32 PM CST

(0)

i dont get it..

KoLbEr34

January 5th, 2006

9:33:41 PM CST

(0)

http://chucknorrisfacts.ytmnd.com/ http://chucknorrisfacts.ytmnd.com/

tunaklare

January 5th, 2006

9:53:11 PM CST

(0)

and it's the truth! 5'd

phelsuma

January 5th, 2006

10:04:20 PM CST

(0)

chuck norris = automatic 5

Nocturnalgamer

January 5th, 2006

10:10:05 PM CST

(0)

Chuck Norris's dead skin is collected by NASA to shield space shuttles. Crash resulted when Vin Diesel's was used.

nionlights

January 5th, 2006

10:15:18 PM CST

(0)

Normally this would get a 4, but you get an extra star for the Norris. Good day sir, keep up the ytmnd hotness.

bmecoli

January 5th, 2006

11:01:37 PM CST

(0)

original... Win.

mnem

January 5th, 2006

11:24:56 PM CST

(0)

turn safesearch off..thts where you'll find the goods.

xXBubbaXx

January 5th, 2006

11:59:58 PM CST

(0)

Chuck Norris eats dirt and sh*ts rocks, he must be invincible.

Tlaxcatl

January 6th, 2006

12:42:27 AM CST

(0)

LITTLE KNOWN FACT ABOUT CHUCK NORRIS #374: CHUCK NORRIS IS AWESOME AT KARATE AND YOU CANT BEAT HIM. PASS THIS ON TO 5 FRIENDS OR CHUCK WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN. LOL. =D =D =D

MistaClean

January 6th, 2006

3:01:01 AM CST

(0)

One time i saw chuck norris riding a T-rex on the freeway

ArmorCore

January 6th, 2006

3:35:01 AM CST

(0)

Ahh, there's your problem... you had moderate safe search on, fool.

nukedlikely

January 6th, 2006

6:26:35 AM CST

(0)

+5 for chuck, -1 for that heart

Wolfmight

January 6th, 2006

7:27:33 AM CST

(0)

the music could be better

gdub

January 6th, 2006

8:34:19 AM CST

(0)

chuck norris for president

Elle

January 6th, 2006

8:52:52 AM CST

(0)

Chuck Norris once looked at a man long enough that they exploded.

Homepie

January 6th, 2006

9:14:19 AM CST

(0)

Chuck Norris taught Bob Barker karate. And I'm serious - Bob Barker is a black belt.

Dux00rs

January 6th, 2006

11:07:02 AM CST

(0)

LOL NOW YUO CAN PWN A CHUX NORRIS JOORSELF!!1!1! http://img73.exs.cx/img73/7634/norris.jpg

RumZ

January 6th, 2006

11:37:55 AM CST

(0)

Chuck norris is a f*ggot and needs to learn to play. Additionally, he doesn't really know that much about martial arts aside from what's actually on his script, f*cking hicks worship him.

FroOby

January 6th, 2006

11:47:56 AM CST

(0)

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad.

ExileOnMassSt

January 6th, 2006

12:33:26 PM CST

(0)

NOT TRUE....he HAS gotten his *ss kicked: http://norrispaddle.ytmnd.com/

Deer-Slayer

January 6th, 2006

1:17:02 PM CST

(0)

5/5 Chuck Norris went back in time to save JFK. He caught the bullets shot by Lee Harvey Oswald in his mouth. JFK's head exploded in amazement.

AxelTheRed

January 6th, 2006

1:56:27 PM CST

(0)

Worthy of a five.

OptiPrime

January 6th, 2006

3:44:03 PM CST

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"your an idiot optiprime go search for that yourself chuck norris or Chuck Norris still no results.... moron" Hey fhantum, go read my comment again, I'm not Naru, jackass.

Squirreld00d-DP

January 6th, 2006

6:42:52 PM CST

(0)

In the average household room, there are 42 things that Chuck Norris can kill you with, including the room itself.

PopeBlitzkrieg-XVI

January 6th, 2006

6:50:05 PM CST

(0)

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Spurta

January 6th, 2006

8:26:36 PM CST

(0)

lmmfao chuck norris kicks ass! and so do you!

Dreamparacite

January 6th, 2006

8:40:37 PM CST

(0)

lol...

Extropoknight

January 6th, 2006

9:26:32 PM CST

(-1)

Chuck Norris is a washed up has-been with irritable bowel syndrome.

OmniSoundwave

January 6th, 2006

10:14:41 PM CST

(0)

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck killed that man. CHUCK NORRIS CAN'T BE DEFEATED!

OmniSoundwave

January 6th, 2006

10:19:48 PM CST

(0)

Chuck can kick someone who's in any place or time, and kill them with that kick.

awesomezilla

January 6th, 2006

11:22:20 PM CST

(0)

The 8th wonder of the world

earth59x

January 6th, 2006

11:23:15 PM CST

(0)

hate to break this to you guys but.......... http://ipwnanyoneanywhere.ytmnd.com/

LUEsharpsh00ter

January 6th, 2006

11:41:16 PM CST

(0)

It is said that the tears of Churck Norris can cure cancer. No one can know for sure because Chuck Norris has never cried. 5, -1 for cheap "ass" keyword.

Walter43210

January 12th, 2006

7:08:36 PM CST

(1)

Pwned to the max.

CurlyHayami

January 18th, 2006

6:55:54 PM CST

(1)

The Force uses Chuck Norris.

Silver-Ace

January 20th, 2006