Willy Wonka Addresses Congress
Created on: December 14th, 2005
Willy Wonka Addresses Congress
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Willy Wonka tells Congress they don't get a lifetime supply of chocolate because they stole fizzy lifting drinks.
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St00pidman
December 14th, 2005
10:49:12 PM CST
(0)
Win.
Raaandom
December 14th, 2005
11:32:56 PM CST
(0)
Agrees^
kroush
December 15th, 2005
12:05:25 AM CST
(0)
WIN! Very good recording, good echo, love it.
hellsent1
December 15th, 2005
12:06:32 AM CST
(0)
5 nice one
Walter43210
December 15th, 2005
12:18:45 AM CST
(0)
Why had this not been done yet? Five the the max, you win.
and1forlife08
December 15th, 2005
12:33:14 AM CST
(-5)
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(-5)
lame
boomaga
December 15th, 2005
12:56:23 AM CST
(0)
exactly what I expected
googlemaster
December 15th, 2005
1:05:46 AM CST
(0)
god damnit you win......
UnjustCzar
December 15th, 2005
1:08:16 AM CST
(0)
Cinq.
ProfGlitch
December 15th, 2005
1:10:14 AM CST
(0)
BEST YTMND SITE -EVER-!! =D
roxtoyz
December 15th, 2005
1:14:14 AM CST
(0)
Nicely done.
LawlerMan
December 15th, 2005
1:14:53 AM CST
(0)
you LOSE! good DAY sir!
Cdv12084
December 15th, 2005
1:26:30 AM CST
(0)
Excellent. 5/5
calltojohn
December 15th, 2005
1:31:06 AM CST
(0)
4 until you add the clapping after he says "you lose good day sir".
deshem
December 15th, 2005
6:29:02 AM CST
(0)
Hahaha win on so many levels.
anox
December 15th, 2005
6:39:12 AM CST
(0)
YOU WIN. GOOD DAY SIR.
donceydic
December 15th, 2005
7:15:41 AM CST
(0)
lol thats hot
DoomFrost
December 15th, 2005
7:42:19 AM CST
(0)
hahaha
Spotz
December 15th, 2005
8:15:55 AM CST
(0)
I never knew "You lose, good day sir" was from Willy Wonka...
will1000
December 15th, 2005
8:40:31 AM CST
(0)
All these '....addresses congress' sites are straying from the irony of the original 'Chunk addresses congress' but this is still funny!
Stomplebane
December 15th, 2005
12:14:59 PM CST
(0)
Santa
December 15th, 2005
2:27:51 PM CST
(0)
This is the best YTMND ever!
Jayemel
December 15th, 2005
5:55:10 PM CST
(0)
A fine second to "Chunk addresses congress".
karlthepagan
December 15th, 2005
6:43:41 PM CST
(0)
no clapping at the end... he should stomp out of congress (foot stomp, muttering in background all echo'd)
sAge
December 15th, 2005
9:08:35 PM CST
(0)
Tarded. 3'd because it needed clapping...
felixcostello
December 15th, 2005
10:08:51 PM CST
(0)
good monologue...but i don't like where this fad is going
jman1000
December 15th, 2005
11:12:29 PM CST
(0)
Solid!
InnerSphere
December 16th, 2005
12:14:20 AM CST
(0)
hahahaha i roffled
RunawayPantleg
December 16th, 2005
1:41:53 AM CST
(0)
Logged in just to 5
MuckRaker
December 16th, 2005
5:39:26 PM CST
(0)
YOU STOLE FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS!
DoctorWho
December 16th, 2005
6:40:15 PM CST
(0)
Very nice. What program did you use to get the microphone type echo?
Santa
December 16th, 2005
11:37:26 PM CST
(0)
Dude the clapping would ruin it. Shut up you f*gs.
TheSmitty
December 17th, 2005
10:34:32 AM CST
(0)
You win. Good day, sir!
thv123
December 17th, 2005
10:57:26 AM CST
(0)
Beautiful.
WeHeartKatamari
December 17th, 2005
1:09:43 PM CST
(0)
4 for the lack of applauds. Otherwise excellent.
Dux00rs
December 17th, 2005
1:15:13 PM CST
(0)
section 37b ftw
doodoobutter
December 17th, 2005
1:23:04 PM CST
(0)
Best Address Congress site out there...the echo, the sound of the slamming papers...all excelent!
Twist96
December 17th, 2005
1:27:21 PM CST
(0)
YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR! FTW!
ahninjas
December 17th, 2005
1:56:52 PM CST
(0)
YOU GET ONE FREE INTERNET. GOOD DAY SIR.
badboybadd
December 17th, 2005
2:14:53 PM CST
(0)
I listened to it all waiting for the applause at the end, and it wasnt there! :( .. add clapping for instant fiven.
Born2BMild
December 17th, 2005
2:16:04 PM CST
(0)
roflcakes, i knew someone would do this.
badboybadd
December 17th, 2005
2:16:04 PM CST
(0)
Deer-Slayer
December 17th, 2005
2:16:38 PM CST
(0)
4 for lack of applause
badboybadd
December 17th, 2005
2:17:05 PM CST
(0)
lol i pulled n00b just now. Ignore above^ anyway my vote is 4 for the time being.
fino35
December 17th, 2005
2:18:06 PM CST
(0)
you win! good day sir!
elman
December 17th, 2005
2:35:37 PM CST
(0)
I reall wanted a load cheer at the end...
elman
December 17th, 2005
2:37:55 PM CST
(0)
f*ck! Loud*
HOZKINZ
December 17th, 2005
3:18:13 PM CST
(0)
needs an applause at the end imo... get that and u get a 5... :mrgreen:
cheeez
December 17th, 2005
3:32:18 PM CST
(0)
Faultless
KangarooKirby
December 17th, 2005
3:55:32 PM CST
(0)
Sounds more like: "Willy Wonka is a member of Congress."
Shortone
December 17th, 2005
4:01:27 PM CST
(0)
hahaha great update - changed to a 5
WeHeartKatamari
December 17th, 2005
4:01:32 PM CST
(0)
Update makes perfect! Winnar is YOU!
Celark
December 17th, 2005
4:04:02 PM CST
(0)
YOU WIN! GOOD NIGHT SIR!
WarHart
December 17th, 2005
4:06:05 PM CST
(0)
You win at YTMND. Take out all the claping and junk at the end.
Smeltzenseltzer
December 17th, 2005
4:06:26 PM CST
(0)
Best Congress YTMND so far.
mrtuesday
December 17th, 2005
4:13:11 PM CST
(0)
Love the new ending!
HOZKINZ
December 17th, 2005
4:20:10 PM CST
(0)
as promised here is my 5, give u more if i cpould... f*cking funny as f*ck... one of the best addressing congress ones ever :mrgreen:
Dux00rs
December 17th, 2005
4:33:42 PM CST
(0)
How can you do a thing like this? You're an inhuman monster!
weetodded
December 17th, 2005
4:34:11 PM CST
(1)
the "I SAID GOOD DAY" at the end made it for me. 5.
TurboTard
December 17th, 2005
4:49:09 PM CST
(0)
get rid of the fizzy lifting part, it makes it really dumb.
tommydatomcat
December 17th, 2005
5:12:05 PM CST
(0)
the sex
CroutonMagillicutty
December 17th, 2005
5:23:57 PM CST
(0)
In Wonka We Trust
SovietRussia
December 17th, 2005
5:31:30 PM CST
(0)
I said good day!
DarkOwl
December 17th, 2005
5:43:16 PM CST
(0)
Instant win....
Darkness1
December 17th, 2005
6:17:12 PM CST
(0)
Kappa
December 17th, 2005
6:19:48 PM CST
(0)
I totally saw that coming.
jonhigh
December 17th, 2005
6:31:59 PM CST
(0)
that was great
speedracer777
December 17th, 2005
6:56:27 PM CST
(0)
5 stars! always unique! heres mine of microsoft addressing congress LMAO microsoftcongress.ytmnd.com thanks for the view/vote =]
RupeeClock
December 17th, 2005
7:01:47 PM CST
(0)
Best Congress YTMND yet.
stirk
December 17th, 2005
7:07:31 PM CST
(0)
clapping pls
MessedRocker
December 17th, 2005
7:39:17 PM CST
(0)
You LOSE! Good DAY, sir! /5
Keroberos
December 17th, 2005
7:41:03 PM CST
(0)
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD REALLY GOOD!!!
HMG
December 17th, 2005
7:51:16 PM CST
(0)
aahahahaahha @ "I SAID GOOD DAY!"
IrBaboon
December 17th, 2005
8:12:55 PM CST
(0)
I SAID "GOOD DAY"! +5
CoolDude7up
December 17th, 2005
8:13:19 PM CST
(0)
Niiiiiiiice.
ProfGlitch
December 17th, 2005
8:27:39 PM CST
(0)
AMAZING update. =D
infinityDUCK
December 17th, 2005
8:54:01 PM CST
(0)
Update adds a fifth dimension to an already perfect fourth dimensional object. A quantum tesseract of a YTMND, sir.
uberman
December 17th, 2005
8:58:45 PM CST
(-1)
The "adresses Congress" YTMNDs aren't funny.
captainstarbucs
December 17th, 2005
9:19:42 PM CST
(0)
YOU WIN! good day sir! (+5 for the parade music)
tatsujin
December 17th, 2005
9:19:53 PM CST
(0)
Awesome update, good job!
isonoe
December 17th, 2005
9:33:39 PM CST
(0)
do they really have a congressional band play after every speech?
cowpatch5
December 17th, 2005
10:00:25 PM CST
(0)
^ No, but anything's possible with Willy Wonka. To answer a previous question: the reverb was done with CoolEdit's Reverb, "Large Occupied Hall" preset.
stellabr
December 17th, 2005
10:01:42 PM CST
(-1)
Oh man, if you get rid of the fizzy drinks and ceiling part of the speech it will work PERFECTLY with the recent problems of the Bush administration (NSA spy leak and failure to renew the Patriot Act thus far).
Nitros
December 17th, 2005
10:05:14 PM CST
(0)
haha, exactly! and I love the long pause "I said Good day!" *thunderous applause* (and1forlife01 and uberman) should have their accounts banned for downvoting)
OzzieAlThor
December 17th, 2005
10:18:43 PM CST
(0)
*fap fap fap*
bahamutZero0o
December 17th, 2005
11:06:44 PM CST
(0)
instant favorite for me...
Bloodmore
December 17th, 2005
11:24:46 PM CST
(0)
Don't add clapping, add murmers in the audience instead. That would be all kinds of awesome.
ilvryk
December 17th, 2005
11:25:30 PM CST
(0)
haha
Nyte
December 17th, 2005
11:36:02 PM CST
(0)
You Win, Good Day Sir.
JackHorner
December 17th, 2005
11:41:54 PM CST
(0)
Absolutly brilliant!!!!
WingedMayhem
December 17th, 2005
11:44:23 PM CST
(0)
You pass with flying colors!
dustinthewind
December 18th, 2005
12:13:57 AM CST
(0)
wonderful
Swishiee
December 18th, 2005
12:23:27 AM CST
(0)
Excellent
NSAScoot
December 18th, 2005
12:24:58 AM CST
(0)
Awesome, very nice. :D!
SirLemming
December 18th, 2005
12:56:58 AM CST
(0)
Brilliant use of a fad... You WIN! Good day sir!
exleper
December 18th, 2005
1:16:02 AM CST
(0)
That is just great.
majority
December 18th, 2005
2:06:26 AM CST
(0)
MEMO BIS PUNITOR DELICATUM!!!
citizenpremier
December 18th, 2005
2:44:09 AM CST
(0)
You win. Good day sir.
Azure
December 18th, 2005
2:57:13 AM CST
(0)
I SAID FIVE STARS!
nobody
December 18th, 2005
4:24:51 AM CST
(0)
best use of the fad
UObean
December 18th, 2005
4:33:24 AM CST
(0)
It gets a 3 for the pic and the echo, but its not 5 material
HOZKINZ
December 18th, 2005
7:58:16 AM CST
(0)
did u watch it to the end? its freaking wkd
Dargent
December 18th, 2005
8:09:51 AM CST
(0)
Nice one.
jhnsnwv9
December 18th, 2005
8:26:27 AM CST
(0)
ArthurK
December 18th, 2005
9:10:02 AM CST
(0)
YOU STOLE FIZZY LIFTING DRINK!
TsakHerkuum
December 18th, 2005
9:30:03 AM CST
(0)
Own3d
ZLK
December 18th, 2005
10:11:32 AM CST
(0)
Kicks ass! 5 stars~
ha12vey
December 18th, 2005
10:30:16 AM CST
(0)
:)
VertebreakerXJS
December 18th, 2005
10:56:43 AM CST
(0)
Auto 5 cause you left the You Lose, Good Day sir in.
kidego365
December 18th, 2005
10:57:02 AM CST
(0)
WW for the win.
WizardlyFriend
December 18th, 2005
11:41:10 AM CST
(0)
I SAID GOOD DAY SIR!
Hayato
December 18th, 2005
12:28:54 PM CST
(0)
there was applause.. 10 out of 5
Roomy
December 18th, 2005
12:33:10 PM CST
(0)
Absolutly fantastic. 5'ed.
Mogul
December 18th, 2005
1:45:05 PM CST
(0)
Wins.
mrmoustache
December 18th, 2005
1:47:13 PM CST
(0)
make the pause to the I SAID GOOD DAY part slightly shorter
dexterslaboratory
December 18th, 2005
3:14:22 PM CST
(0)
This is the best thing to come out of this gay-ass fad.
speedracer777
December 18th, 2005
3:19:31 PM CST
(0)
5 star's! heres mine http://chinesecongress.ytmnd.com/ thanks for the vote/view
TheNewMinistry
December 18th, 2005
3:51:38 PM CST
(0)
NEW ENDING WINS!
Patriarch
December 18th, 2005
3:55:17 PM CST
(0)
Brilliant. 5/5
Revenger44
December 18th, 2005
4:10:48 PM CST
(0)
This is awesome. Excellent job.
elman
December 18th, 2005
4:16:02 PM CST
(0)
YAY!
gazm2k5
December 18th, 2005
4:29:42 PM CST
(0)
the end is the best.
tristans
December 18th, 2005
4:40:05 PM CST
(0)
very gooooood
ub3rhl
December 18th, 2005
4:42:37 PM CST
(0)
sex
PatMan33
December 18th, 2005
5:41:18 PM CST
(0)
WIN! 5!
tom-sawyer
December 18th, 2005
6:13:42 PM CST
(0)
hahah this is the first one of this fad which I have enjoyed. goodjob man
Silentshadow900
December 18th, 2005
6:38:36 PM CST
(0)
niice
F00D
December 18th, 2005
6:59:05 PM CST
(0)
aww mayun congress stole fizzy lifting drinks ;(
majpain
December 18th, 2005
8:31:02 PM CST
(0)
YOU LOSE GOOD DAY SIR!pretty damn good.
NIK12787
December 18th, 2005
8:34:04 PM CST
(0)
Awsome.
cactuarenigma
December 18th, 2005
8:58:28 PM CST
(-1)
makes no sense at all
Hybr1d
December 18th, 2005
9:42:29 PM CST
(0)
YES!
skrizach
December 18th, 2005
9:52:02 PM CST
(0)
If you say it makes no sense then you've obviously never seen the movie or known what thinking is. This is a work of art. this YTMND ftw.
Escher
December 18th, 2005
10:09:50 PM CST
(0)
A winner is you.
Hagane
December 18th, 2005
10:15:50 PM CST
(0)
love the ending.. I SAID GOOD DAY YAYYY
grassk33t
December 18th, 2005
11:45:24 PM CST
(0)
I SAID GOOD DAY!
waluigi14
December 19th, 2005
12:33:46 AM CST
(0)
Love the clock noise after he stops talking! I SAID GOOD DAY!
mrkite
December 19th, 2005
12:46:08 AM CST
(0)
I wish I could think of stuff like this.
AroundTheWorld
December 19th, 2005
1:37:56 AM CST
(0)
I could so picture that scene.
Akira07
December 19th, 2005
4:09:40 AM CST
(0)
should of been a court room instead of congress
Aliquarto
December 19th, 2005
6:40:36 AM CST
(0)
Perfect... just was the 'Addresses Congress' fad needed.
docsigma
December 19th, 2005
8:40:50 AM CST
(0)
Better than I expected. Quite nice. 5'd!
FartFetish
December 19th, 2005
9:20:53 AM CST
(0)
YOU LOOSE
Etaanaru
December 19th, 2005
12:17:15 PM CST
(0)
That was excellent
will1000
December 19th, 2005
1:19:05 PM CST
(0)
Another 5 for the sound update!
Umaycallusq
December 19th, 2005
4:48:39 PM CST
(0)
do you parents know that you are taking drugs?
Scottendo
December 19th, 2005
7:34:30 PM CST
(0)
THERE IS CLAPPING! Stay and listen, he'll say " I said GOOD DAY! " after awhile and then they'll clap.
hacker-chan
December 19th, 2005
8:13:22 PM CST
(0)
dude im laughing so hard im cryin'. gj.
ounoob
December 19th, 2005
10:52:05 PM CST
(0)
Uh-huh
Bobbybobby
December 19th, 2005
11:41:42 PM CST
(0)
I had to log in to 5 this. LMAO, it goes so well with the situation, and it only gets funnier when he mentions fizzy lifting drinks.
Bobbybobby
December 19th, 2005
11:45:16 PM CST
(0)
I mean, it's pretty hilarious to envision hundreds of politicians bumping into the ceiling.
excelsior
December 20th, 2005
12:42:22 AM CST
(0)
This is Wonka. It is made out of chocolate and win. The senatators are surely boring, so the danger must be growning. And their not showing, any signs that they are blowing.
MoSteel
December 20th, 2005
4:22:10 PM CST
(0)
All offers shall become null and void, BITCHES!
Baikasu
December 20th, 2005
4:25:16 PM CST
(0)
f*cking win.
LordSlack
December 22nd, 2005
12:21:48 AM CST
(0)
5. -1 for (Update!!!) viewhack
Saucy
December 22nd, 2005
3:08:20 AM CST
(0)
It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal.
sAge
December 23rd, 2005
11:05:50 AM CST
(0)
5'd for the update, thnx
shostyle
December 24th, 2005
1:49:23 AM CST
(0)
love the update
Shiner
December 24th, 2005
1:38:54 PM CST
(0)
*uses autofire on 5 button*
SpyderSE88
December 28th, 2005
11:30:04 AM CST
(0)
dude this made me cry
YourTheCoconutMan
December 30th, 2005
6:53:52 AM CST
(0)
I can't stop watching this!! XD
prumba300
January 15th, 2006
7:36:07 PM CST
(0)
I love it!
genofr33k
January 16th, 2006
1:41:14 PM CST
(0)
XD I waited until the very end. That was f*cking awesome.
Chikuma
January 21st, 2006
1:39:38 AM CST
(0)
Ahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
ultron13
February 1st, 2006
6:38:28 PM CST
(0)
charlie, come back! you've won!
girlie
February 5th, 2006
10:25:54 PM CST
(0)
this is genius
LostPenguin
February 6th, 2006
5:03:55 PM CST
(0)
Classic
vigilante4x
February 15th, 2006
9:33:35 PM CST
(0)
In order to echo a true State of the Union, it needs random bursts of applause. As it is though, it is still 5 material.
Underscore
February 27th, 2006
3:05:26 PM CST
(0)
LOL, it's perfect. http://bluethingcongress.ytmnd.com/
thedutch
March 29th, 2006
1:36:56 PM CST
(0)
Vector
April 28th, 2006
10:29:45 AM CDT
(0)
Genius
Exor-2
May 6th, 2006
6:27:39 AM CDT
(0)
Complete "good day sir" fad AND the "I SAID GOOD DAY" after the ankwary silence. FIVEFIVEFIVE!
lljk
May 20th, 2006
8:05:47 PM CDT
(0)
5 for 5weet
cowpatch5
May 26th, 2006
12:26:21 AM CDT
(0)
Thanks everyone for your votes and putting Total Votes over 1000, making this my most popular YTMND by far. I just peaked at this today for the first time in quite a while, and it really bursts out of the gate with "Wrong, sir, WRONG!" No wonder it was so well received. Watching this climb the Top 5/Top 15 way back when was exciting. *suddenly feels nostalgic* I'm obviously no YTMND master, but I'm glad I could make at least one popular site. Again, thanks to you all!
Prankster
June 17th, 2006
1:39:01 PM CDT
(0)
Wrong sir!! wrong!!
PBblindshot
June 19th, 2006
4:45:00 AM CDT
(0)
... I SAID GOOD DAY!
RaiderX
June 23rd, 2006
2:59:05 PM CDT
(0)
that was damn good!
lolerskeits
June 25th, 2006
8:04:23 PM CDT
(0)
You lose! Good Day, sir!
ChronoFox
June 30th, 2006
3:10:11 PM CDT
(0)
lol winner
Ragesymphony
July 1st, 2006
10:31:59 AM CDT
(0)
Fad isn't funny, but this ones pretty good
DaDigits
July 4th, 2006
1:27:11 PM CDT
(0)
It needs clapping after the good day sir!
TwistedHumour
July 9th, 2006
5:02:59 PM CDT
(0)
Fav'd, fantastic work sir.
AndrewNi
July 15th, 2006
1:53:41 PM CDT
(0)
love the ending
Cashmoney432
July 21st, 2006
12:29:35 PM CDT
(0)
Amazing.
HawkHarrelson
July 21st, 2006
10:37:15 PM CDT
(0)
you can put it on the board......yes!!
Alterdeus
August 1st, 2006
9:37:46 PM CDT
(0)
I lol'd
v4vendetta
August 9th, 2006
11:20:36 AM CDT
(0)
This is unbelievably funny. Why aren't I allowed to vote 11 stars?!
w1ngzer0
August 17th, 2006
5:15:50 PM CDT
(0)
Sounds like what the government is trying to do today. All rights, privledges will be taken away ect,ect.
cjs2693
August 18th, 2006
7:07:22 PM CDT
(0)
cjs2693
August 18th, 2006
7:08:07 PM CDT
(0)
sorry, blank comment
silveradoj442
September 17th, 2006
11:48:25 PM CDT
(0)
Awesome!!! The best Congress one yet!!! A+
phalanx948
October 10th, 2006
10:12:02 PM CDT
(0)
xD secret nazi surprise ending!
Ghost101
October 20th, 2006
8:23:04 PM CDT
(0)
Brilliance. YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR!
WolfMaster
November 13th, 2006
4:13:19 PM CST
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You should have had congress applaud after his speech.
MistahKennedy
November 25th, 2006
1:23:58 PM CST
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You get nothing, You lose! Good Day Sir!
PCF
December 2nd, 2006
10:31:44 PM CST
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Oh sh*t, I remember watching this a long time ago!
AltDelete
January 4th, 2007
9:18:45 AM CST
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I had never watched to the ..............."I SAID GOOD DAY!" portion before. Glad I did ^_^
RamesesII
January 31st, 2007
6:01:41 PM CST
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Perfect ending.
Kid
February 10th, 2007
7:16:20 AM CST
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pause a little too long
Goneja
February 25th, 2007
7:37:44 AM CST
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The reverb is amazing. I loved this.
keatonkeaton999
May 5th, 2007
5:58:55 PM CDT
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COMPLETELY what I was expecting, but I loved it anyways :D :D :D
Kilener
June 4th, 2007
1:23:36 PM CDT
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of all, this is the best addressess congress
anystrom
July 17th, 2007
8:17:28 AM CDT
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If this was centered instead of tiled it would get a 4.
Zdax
November 12th, 2007
7:43:37 PM CST
(0)
I SAID GOOD DAY!
YourTheCoconutMan
June 19th, 2010
8:36:40 AM CDT
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still one of the greatest ytmnds ever!!!!
woman
March 29th, 2012
9:47:17 AM CDT
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