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Created on: December 14th, 2005
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Kainstable
December 14th, 2005
1:22:19 PM CST
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Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Kerrek
December 14th, 2005
1:44:40 PM CST
(0)
OMG! The best! 5!
whoneedspants
December 14th, 2005
1:57:34 PM CST
(0)
LMAO, clever.
PatMan33
December 14th, 2005
2:01:09 PM CST
(0)
AHAHAHHAHAHAHHA! WIN! 5!
Dux00rs
December 14th, 2005
2:01:18 PM CST
(0)
The joke's on God, He made it after all
Bobbybobby
December 14th, 2005
3:04:36 PM CST
(0)
I lol'd
TamaKun808
December 14th, 2005
3:05:17 PM CST
(0)
crazy, lol
LLAMAPOWER
December 14th, 2005
3:10:10 PM CST
(-1)
Not funny attacking god.
DickSlap
March 10th, 2008
2:12:11 AM CDT
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grow a pair..... of testacles.... so you wont be so girly
Hamaien
December 14th, 2005
3:11:11 PM CST
(0)
Very funny for attacking god.
Fortnox
December 14th, 2005
3:12:49 PM CST
(0)
ROFL! you, sir, kick life's ASS
cactuarenigma
December 14th, 2005
3:19:36 PM CST
(0)
HAHAHAHA
shadow890
December 14th, 2005
3:20:32 PM CST
(0)
thats great
and-the-gang
December 14th, 2005
3:28:01 PM CST
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HOW DARE YOU INSULT GOD! OUR FATHER! OUR SAVIOUR! SHAME ON YOU! IF I EVER FIND OUT WERE U LIVE IMA PULL A JOHN LENNON ON YOUR ASS! --- LOL just kidding you n****rs... 4chan.org
danzilla
December 14th, 2005
3:28:33 PM CST
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TomatoCannon
December 14th, 2005
3:37:30 PM CST
(0)
it isn't insulting god, morons...
jason9118
December 14th, 2005
3:55:20 PM CST
(0)
lololololoollolololool ur goin to hell bitch lolololoolol jokes on u f*g
anox
December 15th, 2005
8:04:04 AM CST
(0)
Harsh.
MchlVck310
January 23rd, 2006
9:54:08 PM CST
(0)
OMFG LOL To the max!!! So funny!!!!!! The music made it work.
hawaiiandoise
February 4th, 2006
2:16:32 PM CST
(0)
You f*cking Genius
MchlVck310
February 7th, 2006
11:15:48 PM CST
(0)
LOLOLOLOLOL BEST EVER
zh12989
April 26th, 2006
6:48:08 PM CDT
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ROFLMAO OMGWTFBBQ!
Poho
June 1st, 2006
10:33:26 AM CDT
(0)
burst out laughing
mynx
June 2nd, 2006
9:29:12 PM CDT
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lol, Am i going to hell for laughing at this? Jason9118: Hey, I hear you teacher telling you to get out of the computer lab and back to your 3rd grade classroom. *sshole. Jokes on YOU, BITCH! Srry Everyone, Dont like downvoters.....
InfallibleRoxi
June 6th, 2006
4:59:31 PM CDT
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Those are Greek Gods you asshats.
RonaldoMcDonaldo
June 19th, 2006
8:44:06 PM CDT
(0)
InfallibleRoxi doesn't know anything, God is on the left, laughing at Adam's small penis, Judeo-Christian mythology, not Greek
RonaldoMcDonaldo
June 19th, 2006
8:45:14 PM CDT
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i mean the right, God is on the right
WizardlyFriend
June 19th, 2006
8:57:24 PM CDT
(0)
lol, he believes in hell.
Hexi
June 20th, 2006
1:24:34 AM CDT
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Technically, I mean from the illustration, God is laughing at man's penis. And it makes me feel very small indeed...
altair808
June 20th, 2006
10:00:01 PM CDT
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the first time i saw that picture i laughed for the same reason.
SpaceCadet
June 30th, 2006
10:56:00 AM CDT
(0)
Ahhh!!!!! I'm dead from mirth.
LoadMan
July 1st, 2006
12:59:24 PM CDT
(0)
OMG instant win! BWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA
Zerofire0
July 3rd, 2006
3:58:11 AM CDT
(0)
haha my hero!
RiverRat
July 3rd, 2006
7:00:02 PM CDT
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That picture's pretty old, and I've seen funnier variations of it.
Shaun1018
July 5th, 2006
12:36:50 AM CDT
(0)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
darklordsmiley
July 5th, 2006
4:24:39 PM CDT
(0)
rofl...
Zerstorer23
July 5th, 2006
7:35:59 PM CDT
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I always thought it was a little on the small side. Well, it's just 100% soft anyway. >:3
Malokai
July 8th, 2006
7:46:27 PM CDT
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^ yeah, don't make funny of xenu either. you don't wanna be a thetan again, do you? i think god would be able to take a joke, unlike most of his believers, which is a shame. it's not even making fun of god. it's portraying him in a different context. like the raptor jesus stuff.
jeddyfroe
July 13th, 2006
5:46:32 AM CDT
(0)
TINY COCK FTW
mrvlcmcs
July 17th, 2006
8:26:20 AM CDT
(0)
WIN!! WINNNNNN!!!!!!
mrvlcmcs
July 17th, 2006
8:29:12 AM CDT
(0)
Also, Adam is the one with the small penis... God is the one pointing.
Bonsey
July 23rd, 2006
12:33:17 PM CDT
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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Veegie
July 25th, 2006
3:10:34 PM CDT
(0)
The best
Shitbunny
July 25th, 2006
4:41:16 PM CDT
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he ran out of clay to mold the penis. -Genesis 6:9
dk9i43ut9fj5943
July 25th, 2006
8:04:21 PM CDT
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LOLOLOLOLOL
StupidBoringAsshole
July 27th, 2006
5:52:04 PM CDT
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I realise small penes were considered sexy in classical times but it's still hilarious in today's context. Also: Anyone who is offended by this will burn in hell. :)
godoics
July 27th, 2006
10:11:18 PM CDT
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LOL SMALL PENIS!
gnr5999
July 28th, 2006
9:44:26 AM CDT
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stolen and the dialogue on this one sucks more
innocentbystander
July 28th, 2006
3:38:41 PM CDT
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But... It's Adam. God has the white beard and long hair.
jaffey2006
July 29th, 2006
5:03:57 PM CDT
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z o m g. fooken awesome.
eighteenlettername
July 30th, 2006
7:22:29 PM CDT
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It's Adam, and also not funny.
sexymofo
August 1st, 2006
8:50:59 PM CDT
(0)
you fail, please try again ^_^
Pwnedbyrogue
August 3rd, 2006
5:43:36 AM CDT
(0)
ROFL!
CaptainRescue
August 4th, 2006
10:52:18 AM CDT
(0)
God really does have a sense of humor!
Raziya
August 5th, 2006
1:08:17 PM CDT
(0)
Lawls.
lizardman
August 6th, 2006
1:22:52 AM CDT
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1. That's Adam, God is on the right. 2. I don't remember it being THAAAAAT small. Any manipulation involved?
genkidama20
August 13th, 2006
11:37:06 PM CDT
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God probably has a huge one... man was the one with the small one
Motu
August 17th, 2006
4:08:29 AM CDT
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Made in God's image indeed
Starsword333
August 18th, 2006
10:04:09 PM CDT
(0)
Comedy gold
The-Avenger
August 25th, 2006
9:54:54 AM CDT
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LOL YOUR GOING TO HELL ROFLYAFAFSAF. f*ck you jesus freaks. i bet god surfs ytmnd
Trebar
August 30th, 2006
9:42:40 PM CDT
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Should have given the Italians more c*ck, God.
joeyramoney
September 2nd, 2006
8:52:13 PM CDT
(0)
i've always noticed that.
Vector
September 3rd, 2006
4:07:13 PM CDT
(0)
lol, you're going straight to hell for this.
the8ball
September 3rd, 2006
6:28:47 PM CDT
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Great! But the baby dick is Adam's. God's dick is probably the size of the Titanic or something.
TheMalf
September 24th, 2006
6:46:24 AM CDT
(0)
When the f*ck did people start viewing this?
tricolor
September 30th, 2006
8:07:55 AM CDT
(0)
Wonderfully immature.
DaveFury
October 9th, 2006
3:35:36 PM CDT
(0)
genius. pure absolute genius.
PeaceAversion
October 20th, 2006
8:39:12 PM CDT
(0)
Oh. My. God. You bastard, I almost died laughing!
XIIIidiots
October 27th, 2006
4:29:28 PM CDT
(0)
XD to the max.
Mrmiller24
October 28th, 2006
12:55:37 AM CDT
(0)
rofl
StridentLobster
October 28th, 2006
4:41:59 AM CDT
(0)
Oooh, zing.
POS
November 2nd, 2006
5:52:28 PM CST
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I love being white. Oh well at least im notr asian
SailorAmaya
November 2nd, 2006
10:03:16 PM CST
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Too bad that's actually Adam that's being laughed at. Do your homework next time.
bobthevicious
November 3rd, 2006
5:33:56 AM CST
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cubetriangle
November 4th, 2006
10:17:03 AM CST
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That would be mans small penis. God is the long haired fellow. And in that time they frequently had their depictions of man with small uncircumsized penis' because large circumsized penis' were considered absurd and funny looking.
Geise
November 4th, 2006
11:36:26 PM CST
(0)
What the hell are all you churchgoers doing on ytmnd?
SomeGuy0000
November 7th, 2006
10:37:38 AM CST
(0)
funny picture, retarded thinking that's God
gaturgolf
November 8th, 2006
10:10:36 PM CST
(0)
I lol'd
KinCryos
November 8th, 2006
10:21:07 PM CST
(0)
-2 for gay music
Onel
November 9th, 2006
2:03:59 PM CST
(0)
Grats on a super super old idea being done really really poorly.
Remus22
December 3rd, 2006
10:22:57 AM CST
(0)
May i say..... own'd?
Bongobass135
December 18th, 2006
12:15:27 AM CST
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dude, the reason why it is so small is because otherwise it would be seen as monsterous and horrid to the people. Big dicks were not a good thing then because they caused women pain during sex. in other words... YA IG'NIT
thetacoboy69
December 27th, 2006
10:40:54 PM CST
(0)
lol, an internet for you my friend...