Tommy Wiseau discovers that his son is the gigantic failure that is gr33nscr33n. When I imagine gr33nscr33n, I think of a 500lb man with gravy stains on his wife beater and face sitting on an undersized chair in front of a giant green screen. On the green screen he has many celebrity cut-outs and cropped images of himself with attractive women to give himself the illusion of companionship.