Why Max Hasn't Updated in 5 Months
Created on: September 24th, 2009
Why Max Hasn't Updated in 5 Months
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September 24th, 2009
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I bet Mullet Man will arise in this somehow!
September 24th, 2009
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It's YTMND's highly anticipated sequel to Hard Safety!
September 25th, 2009
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I post a reply here so that people may actually read it
September 25th, 2009
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idk i made this kinda to counter this: http://ytmnd.com/sites/profile/927157
September 24th, 2009
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SAVE THE C*CK TOWER
September 24th, 2009
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The lightning struck the tower at precisely 10:0ATE pm.
September 24th, 2009
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^ koenan
September 24th, 2009
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It all makes sense now.
September 24th, 2009
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nice edits!
September 24th, 2009
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good syncs!
September 24th, 2009
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awesome font!
September 24th, 2009
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after reading this YTMND my life is complete
September 24th, 2009
(3)
1885
September 24th, 2009
(5)
Erected in eternal memory by his beloved Moot.
September 24th, 2009
(4)
damn, if it wasn't almost 2:00 a.m. and I didn' thave to be up in the morning... I'd watch this movie.
September 24th, 2009
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No, it's YTMND, although I can't imagine hell being much worse. The continuum has been disrupted, creating a new temporal event sequence resulting in this PTKFGS universe - alternate to us, reality to everyone else.
September 25th, 2009
(0)
I predicted this. Right down to that quote. http://martyvskeyboardcat.ytmnd.com/
September 24th, 2009
(9)
This explains why Clayton Ravine suddenly became Goldberg Ravine.
September 24th, 2009
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Right. lickitwellhiem's going to ask you to collab -- are you in or out? Tell him you're out. Whatever he says, whatever happens, say no, you're not interested. Then log out, come back here and wait for me. Don't PM anybody, don't comment anything, don't vote on anything.
September 24th, 2009
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I wish it were possible to favorite comments.
September 24th, 2009
(0)
just vote five instead
September 24th, 2009
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Just kidding, I wouldn't want to encourage circle jerking or anything.
September 24th, 2009
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here you go http://ytmnd.com/users/Ochobobo/favorites/comments/lists&internet=yes
September 24th, 2009
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Funny-internet-user, I didn't invent YTMND for financial gain... The intent here is to gain a clearer perception of the internet: where it's been, where it's going, the pitfalls and the possibilities, the perils and promises... perhaps even an answer to that universal question: When you came pullin in here, did you notice a sign in the front of my house that said dead n*gg*r storage?
September 24th, 2009
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Btape'll never find out. Come on, just mark your site NSFW, and I'll handle it. Unless you want everyone on ytmnd to think you're...chicken.
September 24th, 2009
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Steakman, I was monitoring that alt you just registered. YOU ARE PERMABANNED.
September 24th, 2009
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Should be MichaelWolfson getting banned for deleting fourest's sites, then he says "No! It wasn't my fault sir, it was dantheman, dantheman was behind this. He was behind the whole thing!" max: "And you cooperated" MichaelWolfson: "It was a sting operation.. aahh, I was setting him up!" Cause thats really what happened, its just no one remembers. LOL!
September 24th, 2009
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LOL
September 24th, 2009
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nyne. nyne. nyne.
September 24th, 2009
(2)
Hilarious, would read again.
September 24th, 2009
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of course, we've all heard the legend. But who is the man? Inside, you will learn how Max Goldberg became one of the richest and most powerful men in America!
September 24th, 2009
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Its a conspiracy headed by Dr.L337 and JoshCube
September 24th, 2009
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IN LOVING MEMORY, YTMND, APRIL 1, 2004 - SEPTEMBER 24, 2009. 2009! PLEASE GOD NO. This can't be happening!
September 24th, 2009
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You, You mean..its...its over, i cant make all those crappy nedm sites like i have always wanted too, or i cant make a alt account named Dickyrobberts and get permabanned........
September 24th, 2009
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It demonstrates precisely how alt accounts can be misused and why account registration must be closed... after we straighten all of this out.
September 24th, 2009
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I was disappointed to find out the author's name is Funny-Internet-User. I felt as though Max was referring to me while I was reading that, because I am a funny internet user. The letter no longer feels personal
September 24th, 2009
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5'd for it only liking empty promises of change
September 24th, 2009
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full-of-myself-internet-user
September 24th, 2009
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Hotel Mario Reference LOL
September 24th, 2009
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I couldn't find Google Cemetery on my Fallout 3 map plz help :*(
September 24th, 2009
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MAX IS ALIVE!! he is in 4chan but he's alive!
September 24th, 2009
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I never knew Max could write anything so touching.
September 24th, 2009
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So this explains how the Jews took over the financial industry back in the day.
September 24th, 2009
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This reminds me of the time I attempted to reach the center of the internet. I'd be watching my favorite actor, Sean Connery. I spent weeks preparing that expedition, I didn't even get this far. Of course, I was only 12 at the time. You know, it was the acting of Sean Connery that had a profound effect on my life. It was when I was 11 that I first watched Finding Forrester. It was then that I realized that I must devote my life to YTMND.
September 24th, 2009
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Great Scott!
September 24th, 2009
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This is heavy!
September 24th, 2009
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Time machine fixed. panic over! (or max, delete this comment and set your comment date to 1885 in the DB) :D
September 24th, 2009
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So take me away, I don't mind But you better promise me, I'll be back in time Gotta get back in time Gotta get back in time Get me back in time
September 24th, 2009
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IS THIS THE 50'S?!!!! OR 1999!!!!!??!!
September 24th, 2009
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WOW! This is really soft.
September 25th, 2009
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There's that word again; "heavy". Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the earth's gravitational pull?
September 25th, 2009
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beat it spook, this don't concern you!
September 27th, 2009
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who you callin spook, peckawood??
September 28th, 2009
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Hey Bauman... get your hands of her *picture of Lohan*
September 29th, 2009
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Hey, hey, listen, guys. Look, I don't wanna mess with no reefer addicts, okay?
September 24th, 2009
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Max is trying to start a Jewvolution in 1885.
September 24th, 2009
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So does this mean there's been a Jules Goldberg, and Vern Goldberg?
September 24th, 2009
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i think this is fake
September 24th, 2009
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Funny-Internet-User: "max you're a website owner. So you tell me, what's the right thing to do, up here?" max: "You're right, Funny-Internet-User."
September 24th, 2009
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rofl, that text made my eyes go all wierd
September 24th, 2009
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Can you give me the short version of this YTMND?
September 24th, 2009
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Funny-Internet-User please take care of us.
September 24th, 2009
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+1 for the comments
September 25th, 2009
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So if we go 88MB per second, will we see some serious sh't?
September 25th, 2009
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Moderate it twice a day? That's pretty ambitious.
September 25th, 2009
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stopped reading after the first 5 words this is ytmnd not essaytmnd