KOENTMND: The Art of Seduction
Created on: July 17th, 2008
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NiteSky 
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Dr. Billy V. Koen works the art of Ceduction.
Miss Conception (2008) + Image of Dr. Billy V. Koen
Simply Red-Mellow My Mind + Clip of Dr. Billy V. Koen

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dmaz
July 17th, 2008
11:51:50 PM CDT
(33)
She just C'd herself
kepledon
July 17th, 2008
11:54:04 PM CDT
(22)
She's ready for his matlab
MrSinistar
July 17th, 2008
11:58:19 PM CDT
(24)
Dr. Billy V. Koen Mating call: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEE EE EEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Zipzinger
July 18th, 2008
12:14:42 AM CDT
(28)
There's no real reason for Koen to seduce. He could easily just log in and harass her.
GordonGekko
July 18th, 2008
12:37:11 AM CDT
(18)
she can f*ck him, but she'll never succeed in modern engineering
steakman
July 18th, 2008
12:41:26 AM CDT
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i hate this site i hate matlab i hate you delete your account minus this comment go to hell
NiteSky
July 18th, 2008
12:42:57 AM CDT
(31)
Don't make me take out my Slide Rule...
PsiHero
July 18th, 2008
12:54:51 AM CDT
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He looks like my granda pa... HAWT!
Brandon00151
July 18th, 2008
4:04:25 AM CDT
(32)
9 month later she had a "C" section
Gravijar
July 18th, 2008
6:19:59 AM CDT
(6)
I totally lol'd when the 'eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' came up.
CrazyDiamond
July 18th, 2008
6:56:31 AM CDT
(9)
She definitely finished C.
Fareaster
July 18th, 2008
7:06:08 AM CDT
(6)
have the happiest most fun time!
manofiorn
July 18th, 2008
10:18:04 AM CDT
(4)
how would you like to have six with him?
Morgrist
July 18th, 2008
10:30:44 AM CDT
(5)
MrSinistar's comment brought a disturbing image to mind. Koen-headed cicadas, trilling EEEEEEEEEEEE as they seek to perpetuate the cycle of MATLAB in the primeval forests.
steakman
July 18th, 2008
11:11:53 AM CDT
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wow. you are pathetic.
dbomob
July 18th, 2008
5:25:38 PM CDT
(1)
best koen site yet. period.
tkx7
July 18th, 2008
6:37:45 PM CDT
(4)
i love this i love matlab i love you create an alt. account plus this comment go to heaven
OmniIcyshelf
July 18th, 2008
7:06:14 PM CDT
(12)
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ThisIsObviouslyAnAlt
July 18th, 2008
7:08:44 PM CDT
(-3)
no
CrazyDiamond
July 18th, 2008
11:40:08 PM CDT
(18)
imagine being dr Koen and stumbling upon this website....
DoomFrost
July 19th, 2008
4:20:37 AM CDT
(8)
To bad their kid will only get C's on his report card.
C-Euro
July 19th, 2008
8:49:11 AM CDT
(-1)
He's about to do her MATLAB.
momthinksimcool
July 20th, 2008
6:38:25 PM CDT
(-1)
dk its kind of lame but what else is new
dmaz
July 21st, 2008
11:58:54 AM CDT
(0)
LMAO just noticed "C-spot" rofl
anystrom
July 23rd, 2008
2:30:17 PM CDT
(1)
STFU steakman you stupid moo cow f*g
jokermausland
July 17th, 2008
11:54:26 PM CDT
(8)
Best Matlab site yet.
egonym
July 17th, 2008
11:56:03 PM CDT
(5)
nice
evilregal
July 17th, 2008
11:56:06 PM CDT
(5)
lol, this one's actually funny
Chris323i
July 17th, 2008
11:58:51 PM CDT
(6)
wow. immediate HoF
hdofu
July 18th, 2008
12:00:52 AM CDT
(3)
he finally just finished c
prairiedogeric10
July 18th, 2008
12:02:15 AM CDT
(1)
Highest rated YTMND of all time plz
AndySavage
July 18th, 2008
12:05:54 AM CDT
(6)
I think it's about time you apply for a patent on Matlab sites and move on into the mass-production stage
Eldred
July 18th, 2008
12:06:16 AM CDT
(4)
I'd hit it.
Eldred
July 18th, 2008
12:08:32 AM CDT
(8)
And by that I mean I'll do what he wants me to do. ANYTHING.
wisdumcube
July 18th, 2008
12:51:32 AM CDT
(8)
He wants you to take out his slide rool and finish C.
Anig
July 18th, 2008
12:17:11 AM CDT
(3)
I hate you
FlounderFoot
July 18th, 2008
12:19:34 AM CDT
(6)
NiteSky, I think this is the best KOENTMND to date. Well done.
Tregster
July 18th, 2008
12:22:58 AM CDT
(3)
Finally a KOEN site that made me lol
NeoExelor1
July 18th, 2008
12:29:54 AM CDT
(1)
not bad
dasmoose
July 18th, 2008
12:40:39 AM CDT
(4)
revolutionary
wisdumcube
July 18th, 2008
12:42:00 AM CDT
(17)
The perfect companion to "Can you believe it?" cologne
dasmoose
July 18th, 2008
1:40:28 AM CDT
(4)
one thing leads to another
redzero
July 18th, 2008
1:01:07 AM CDT
(1)
What is the name of the song?
POS
July 19th, 2008
9:25:10 AM CDT
(0)
I was gonna say Simply Red-Holding back the years
CrazyDiamond
July 19th, 2008
6:49:40 PM CDT
(0)
and u did say it.
killabee
July 18th, 2008
1:20:13 AM CDT
(2)
I'd hit that.
hrothunder
July 18th, 2008
1:29:33 AM CDT
(3)
think you can take out my slide-ruler?
badacid
July 18th, 2008
1:36:04 AM CDT
(9)
Do what I want you to do!
montereymatt
July 18th, 2008
2:37:53 AM CDT
(1)
epicer than the dark knight
MEAT10AF
July 18th, 2008
2:45:29 AM CDT
(5)
Wow- you crossed the line here and still managed to make yet another amazing KOENTMND.
mrcoxley
July 18th, 2008
2:54:21 AM CDT
(0)
LLOLLLLLL
mulewax
July 18th, 2008
3:19:58 AM CDT
(0)
There is something so soothing about this one. lol
DarthWang
July 18th, 2008
3:59:04 AM CDT
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Kacen was right
Azhur
July 18th, 2008
4:05:02 AM CDT
(0)
I'd love to take some extra matlab courses. ;)
fudgeboy
July 18th, 2008
4:55:55 AM CDT
(0)
My jaw just dropped...
OmniIcyshelf
July 18th, 2008
5:32:14 AM CDT
(1)
Cue Harrison Ford playing George Michael
Grave2468
July 18th, 2008
6:52:33 AM CDT
(0)
Koen is a pimp
hanktherapper
July 18th, 2008
7:33:08 AM CDT
(0)
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(0)
Even I liked this.
teh-orange
July 18th, 2008
7:34:51 AM CDT
(3)
This is great! also Islam is for c*nts
BillyZane
July 18th, 2008
7:45:17 AM CDT
(1)
i think i can do matlab.
pussinboots
July 18th, 2008
8:17:14 AM CDT
(2)
lmao do matlab and i'l do you. Dr Koen you frisky buff devil you!
omgKEKE
July 18th, 2008
9:26:03 AM CDT
(1)
Little bit creepy. o_O
Morgrist
July 18th, 2008
10:29:00 AM CDT
(1)
Somewhere, the real Koen is washing his face with acid to get the dirty feeling off of his skin after this one. Success.
Vinyl-Monster
July 18th, 2008
11:08:02 AM CDT
(1)
thanks. i'm scarred for life.
ooozmin
July 18th, 2008
12:01:17 PM CDT
(3)
Do you notice the padding on the headboard, that's to protect your head if it smashes into the board while doing it doggy style!
Nusent
July 18th, 2008
12:46:03 PM CDT
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Matlab must die.
jetz
July 18th, 2008
12:49:29 PM CDT
(4)
This actually isn't my favorite BILLY V. KOEN site, but virtually all BILLY V. KOEN sites deserve 5's, so here you go
tjpld
July 18th, 2008
2:10:59 PM CDT
(3)
That is WRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONGG.
noclip
July 18th, 2008
2:30:48 PM CDT
(9)
The perfect edit of "how would you like to have sex with me" made it a 5.
vokinburt
July 18th, 2008
4:20:17 PM CDT
(2)
how could you not 5 this?
Goyutan
July 18th, 2008
5:53:30 PM CDT
(2)
ahahahahaha
LoadMan
July 18th, 2008
6:16:37 PM CDT
(3)
E-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e--e
jax1492
July 18th, 2008
7:02:34 PM CDT
(0)
LOL!
NESer
July 18th, 2008
7:26:59 PM CDT
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RIP KoenTMND: 2006-2008; you will be missed.
keatonkeaton999
July 18th, 2008
8:53:54 PM CDT
(1)
HI. this is amazing
Energieko
July 18th, 2008
9:21:35 PM CDT
(1)
everytime i hear the e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e i just die.
houseofcards
July 18th, 2008
11:16:11 PM CDT
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Fail, for misspelling "seduction" in site description.
houseofcards
July 18th, 2008
11:48:30 PM CDT
(-3)
Also, fail for going to the trouble to edit "seducation" to say "ceduction". That's a whole lot better.
NiteSky
July 18th, 2008
11:54:04 PM CDT
(1)
It's a whole lot funnier... e-e-e-e-e-e-e
Optimustoe
July 18th, 2008
11:32:52 PM CDT
(1)
That look on her face..... don't know if she's horny or scared or repulsed or if she's just finishing C and is ready for MATLAB
CrazyDiamond
July 18th, 2008
11:42:18 PM CDT
(1)
shes ready for the "matlab", alright...
bonefish
July 19th, 2008
12:04:59 AM CDT
(-1)
skeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet skeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet skeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet mothafukka
skinja
July 19th, 2008
10:19:24 AM CDT
(0)
I applaud you good sir.
ILoveRuM
July 19th, 2008
1:45:42 PM CDT
(0)
love it
koolaider
July 19th, 2008
4:25:21 PM CDT
(0)
If only demsthenes were still alive...
ZZZushi
July 20th, 2008
8:09:19 AM CDT
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You think she can take his slide ruler?
sage920
July 20th, 2008
6:41:24 PM CDT
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congratulations--you've taken a good fad and definitively killed it
Alx328
July 21st, 2008
1:07:45 PM CDT
(0)
I'd hit it.
FantasicPancake
July 21st, 2008
2:44:10 PM CDT
(0)
Koen LOST WAIT!
sayain-zubas
July 24th, 2008
8:55:58 PM CDT
(-1)
great editing work, 5 stars my freind for teh great job on this one!
roultneyblake
July 25th, 2008
8:40:22 PM CDT
(-1)
Geez, that woman looks like Frankie Muinz in a dress.
ericcondon
August 15th, 2008
1:00:05 PM CDT
(0)
What's the third thing he says?
MuffinBear
October 13th, 2008
1:05:54 PM CDT
(0)
matlab on the nightstand :D
SexyAmoeba
November 18th, 2008
8:47:24 PM CST
(0)
I sh*t myself. This is AWESOME.
Captain-L337
November 20th, 2008
1:18:14 AM CST
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hey! nitesky kills koen... NOOOO YOU BITCH!
Joe89
December 18th, 2008
2:17:11 AM CST
(0)
nitesky makes me lol
gerald-bojangles
March 10th, 2009
11:11:17 AM CDT
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Flameman
December 16th, 2009
5:32:58 PM CST
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"How would you like to have sex with me?"
BOOMcumshot
February 7th, 2010
5:37:28 PM CST
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C-duction
trazcure
May 20th, 2024
8:57:29 AM CDT
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Do MATLAB and I'll do you