Pee Wee Hermit™ talks about Crack Cocainerz™
Created on: January 17th, 2007
Pee Wee Hermit™ talks about Crack Cocainerz™
Pee Wee Hermit™ talks about Crack Cocainerz™: Life is full of hard lessons, including but not limited to Crack Cocainerz™. Special thanks to EmoKiller for inspiration, moral support, gay buttsex, general awesomeness and SuperHelp™.

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January 17th, 2007
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Best YTMND ever, shut up idiots
April 3rd, 2007
(0)
2nd™
September 11th, 2007
(2)
September 20th, 2007
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Holy sh*t I just fell out of my chair laughing so hard. Here's a six, but only five show up. Also Best YTMND ever, shut up idiots.
October 20th, 2007
(0)
be cool
January 17th, 2007
(1)
guess what *ssh*le? i 5'd your f*cking site.
September 30th, 2007
(0)
what an honor
December 28th, 2010
(0)
Why be cool when you can be cool?
January 17th, 2007
(1)
Best.
January 17th, 2007
(0)
bandwagon'd
January 17th, 2007
(6)
I'm your gayest fan
January 17th, 2007
(0)
that was amazing
January 17th, 2007
(1)
Was that crack?
January 17th, 2007
(1)
It's cool, cool, cool.
January 17th, 2007
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already done: http://peeweesaysnotocrack.ytmnd.com/
January 17th, 2007
(0)
:D
January 17th, 2007
(0)
hey lovethyconan did you even watch this site?
January 17th, 2007
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lovethyconan, you're a dumpy idiot. bite me. that site has nothing to do with mine, it's a direct copy paste from youtube with no creativity or punchline
January 17th, 2007
(1)
apparently he did not.
January 17th, 2007
(1)
sometimes my heart beats that fast when i'm coolcrack
January 17th, 2007
(1)
Haha, "crack isn't only cool, it's cool"
January 17th, 2007
(0)
I want to be cool, PeeWee!
January 17th, 2007
(1)
why did you spell it "Hermit"? lol
January 17th, 2007
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no, i didn't sit through it the first time... that was my mistake. but your "punchline" kinda fails anyways (nice fart noise at the end there, btw). so i have no real regrets. you can go ahead and continue being pissy just because i didn't give you my five.
January 17th, 2007
(1)
KEEEEKAKAKAYAAAAAAH I DO COCAINE!
January 17th, 2007
(0)
wahahahhahah this is the funniest thing I have seen all week.
January 17th, 2007
(0)
this is hilarious
January 17th, 2007
(10)
lovethyconan, you can continue to bite me and be a fat dumpy idiot who knows nothing and needs to shut up
January 17th, 2007
(1)
its cool 5d
January 17th, 2007
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Bite me you dumpy, idiot. Worst site ever.
January 17th, 2007
(15)
You said it wrong, moron. It's, "Bite me, dumpy". The comma goes after me, not after dumpy. Here's how to use it properly: Bite me, dumpy.
April 20th, 2008
(0)
why is it that all your enemies are grammatically challenged and need help from you to insult you properly?
January 17th, 2007
(0)
crack + beano = deadly combo... cool combo? your head es plode
January 17th, 2007
(0)
THE REVOLUTION http://ytmnd.com/sites/profile/697101
October 5th, 2008
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His fiery Chaos to receave thir fall. [ 55 ] So spake the Sovran voice, and Clouds began To darken all the Hill, and smoak to rowl
January 17th, 2007
(1)
needs more prell™
January 17th, 2007
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Does your description call him Pee Wee Hermit? It's Pee Wee Herman.
January 17th, 2007
(10)
thanks quiet people rock, I'll make sure to update the site with that prevalent info you dumpy idiot
January 17th, 2007
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Love the audio, hate the gif... I'd rather see a still pic, or a good quality one with 4 frames.... Anyway, funny as hell.
January 17th, 2007
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NO PUNCHLINE, DOESNT MIX GOOD, N*GG*.
January 17th, 2007
(0)
What's really cool Comrade is you, cool cool cool.
January 17th, 2007
(0)
This site is cool cool cool.
January 17th, 2007
(0)
lol
January 17th, 2007
(1)
I' THE COOLEST! YOU KNOW WHY? CAUSE I DO COCAINE™!!!!! I LOVE YOU MURDARMACHENE!!!!!
January 17th, 2007
(0)
January 17th, 2007
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ZOMG! AMAZING!>@#!$456 VOET POLAALND!13
January 17th, 2007
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who the f*ck is "Pee Wee Hermit", you stupid bastard
January 17th, 2007
(0)
haha, the fart clenches it
January 17th, 2007
(0)
whaaat? no dr. rockso?
January 17th, 2007
(1)
"Crack is cool." 'AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! *flashes Cool on screen* You said the secret word!
January 17th, 2007
(0)
better than sistu's new site
January 17th, 2007
(0)
or sitsu's new site even
January 17th, 2007
(1)
lmao, cool site
January 17th, 2007
(0)
Im murdarmachines biggest fan
January 17th, 2007
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*Insert Japanese Face Here*
January 17th, 2007
(0)
olololol
January 17th, 2007
(0)
whew, I was worried that Dr. Rockso wouldn't hear about this, but I don't have to worry...that was foolish of me, he has a nose for the stuff...lol 5'd
January 17th, 2007
(0)
It isn't just cool, it could be cool
January 17th, 2007
(0)
VERY NICE!
January 17th, 2007
(0)
MurdarMachene does it again!
January 17th, 2007
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â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ â–ˆ
January 17th, 2007
(0)
crack cocaine is cool cool cool
January 17th, 2007
(0)
k
January 17th, 2007
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Love this one. But it's "Pee Wee Herman," not "Hermit."
January 17th, 2007
(0)
doesnt deserve a 5 but ill 4 it
January 17th, 2007
(0)
Cool. Cool, cool, cool. I'm sure MurdarMachene appreciates all of you correcting him on Herman rather than Hermit too.
January 17th, 2007
(0)
MurdarMachene™
January 17th, 2007
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4'd your information, that was pretty cool.
January 17th, 2007
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COCAINE is a hell of a drug, as evinced by Sylvester Stallone in the sh*tty film Rocky. In Rocky, Stallone smokes a crack rock the size of Manhattan and has sex with a homeless man, only to lose it all in the end by contracting aids and having his crack rock towed away for not paying his taxes. This compares unfavorably to The Seventh Seal, in which a knight kicks the devil's *ss in chess.
September 11th, 2007
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WHAT? last time i checked that did not happen in rocky
September 17th, 2007
(6)
You weren't watching the cool, cool cool version.
September 17th, 2007
(2)
hahahahahha
January 17th, 2007
(0)
NOW THATS A POSITIVE MESSAGE!!!
January 17th, 2007
(0)
cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 17th, 2007
(0)
my hero
January 17th, 2007
(0)
It could be cool.
January 17th, 2007
(0)
lol
January 17th, 2007
(0)
crack and farts!@!
January 17th, 2007
(0)
GARPIDGE DAY
January 17th, 2007
(0)
you are my hero
January 17th, 2007
(1)
This site is not only cool, its cool.
January 17th, 2007
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I dunno, there's nothing better than snorting a fat rail of coke after a long day at work.
January 17th, 2007
(0)
haha
January 17th, 2007
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Talk about uninspired.
January 17th, 2007
(0)
lol
January 17th, 2007
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whats up with the GIF and fart at the end?
January 17th, 2007
(0)
cool
January 17th, 2007
(2)
I can't stop laughing...that was great.
January 17th, 2007
(0)
LOL
January 17th, 2007
(0)
cool.
January 17th, 2007
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January 17th, 2007
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not funny
January 18th, 2007
(1)
I'm 5ing your site
January 18th, 2007
(1)
This is cool cool cool
January 19th, 2007
(1)
that was cool.
January 24th, 2007
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Wow! Im gonna go try some!
January 24th, 2007
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*fart*
January 26th, 2007
(0)
The fart sound at the end really seals the deal.
January 26th, 2007
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omg, i had such a great time w/ this one. i love you man
January 28th, 2007
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BADUMDUM BADUMDUM BADUMDUM BADUM FART
February 1st, 2007
(0)
still laughing.
February 27th, 2007
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I love it the sound edit was great and the fart at the end was the icing on the cake. Nicely done. -1 for lack of citation +1 for the fart.
March 20th, 2007
(1)
This is crack, rock cocaine; it is cool, cool, cool.
March 31st, 2007
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I'm sorry for downvoting, but I just didn't like this one bit. :(
April 1st, 2007
(1)
Crack Cocainerz™ i fukken loled
May 2nd, 2007
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5
June 11th, 2007
(1)
The fart at the end made me laugh so hard I cried.
June 18th, 2007
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I likey
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fav'd.
July 29th, 2007
(0)
hehehehe, schweet
August 14th, 2007
(0)
I enjoy your YTMNDs.
September 11th, 2007
(0)
shwoop 5
September 17th, 2007
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Your YTMND's are sorta hit or miss, but more often than not, a huge hit. i've become a fan
September 18th, 2007
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5'd for being cool. Cool. Cool.
October 6th, 2007
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So be cool, kids. Do crack. =P
October 27th, 2007
(0)
look...everybody wants to be cool
October 28th, 2007
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5
November 12th, 2007
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5'ing this site isn't just cool...it could be cool.
November 30th, 2007
(0)
Funniest one yet.
December 22nd, 2007
(0)
crack cocainz is kool kool kool
January 12th, 2008
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if peewee says its cool then it must be cool
February 2nd, 2008
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Drugs are bad. maybe someone should of told that to your mom was pregnant with you
February 2nd, 2008
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Pretty decent
February 7th, 2008
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You fail, please try again ^_^
February 17th, 2008
(1)
wut
April 13th, 2008
(1)
I'll be honest with you; I never even watch these. Just seeing the name and the first frame where he's some shadowy figure with sunglasses is enough for a 5 every time.
April 13th, 2008
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co-Kane
July 4th, 2008
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COOL!
October 16th, 2008
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cool
November 1st, 2008
(1)
if only i had seen this as a child - im going to the gas station right now to buy some aviators brb
November 1st, 2008
(1)
C'mon Top Viewed.....
March 22nd, 2009
(0)
Classically cool cool cool.
March 31st, 2009
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holy sh*t this is funny!
July 26th, 2009
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Cool! B)
September 18th, 2009
(0)
Y™ND
February 16th, 2011
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nobody knows cooolll cool colc ocl col cl clc c c c