Sorry kids... Santa is dead.
Created on: December 22nd, 2006
Sorry kids... Santa is dead.
atomicdog 
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Those children are probably traumatized for life. (Updated to add more dead Santa horror!)
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darkman719
December 22nd, 2006
6:37:15 PM CST
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NOT TOO BAD SH*T!!!!!
tehpwnerer2
December 22nd, 2006
6:37:53 PM CST
(0)
second
idiotclownpenis
December 22nd, 2006
6:38:01 PM CST
(0)
Great post, but already been done, so -2
Ut-tensio-sic-vis
December 22nd, 2006
6:38:02 PM CST
(0)
Vive le atomicdog. Il peur aller enculer sa mère!
orphanixx
December 22nd, 2006
6:38:10 PM CST
(0)
lol
atomicdog
December 22nd, 2006
6:39:09 PM CST
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How is that possible idiotclownpenis? The news JUST came on the wire.
raptorcardz
December 22nd, 2006
6:47:33 PM CST
(0)
That's sad.. =[
ZeetherKID77
December 22nd, 2006
6:53:09 PM CST
(0)
pwned
St205
December 22nd, 2006
6:56:42 PM CST
(0)
Wow,that was a spirit-breaker.
nyc2007
December 22nd, 2006
7:08:00 PM CST
(0)
it was already done, sorry. http://www.ytmnd.com/sites/profile/682715
rebelphoenix83
December 22nd, 2006
7:48:29 PM CST
(0)
I can't vote for this, its to sad.
pussinboots
December 22nd, 2006
7:59:02 PM CST
(0)
L M A O
Brandon00151
December 22nd, 2006
7:59:03 PM CST
(0)
oh snap
ChibiGoku
December 22nd, 2006
8:01:14 PM CST
(0)
= /
afronight76
December 22nd, 2006
8:08:58 PM CST
(0)
oh f*ck!
Garithos
December 22nd, 2006
9:04:17 PM CST
(0)
How does this crap make U + C?
MEO
December 22nd, 2006
9:13:34 PM CST
(0)
What little kid uses the words "father christmas" and "ill?"
warsman11
December 22nd, 2006
9:16:00 PM CST
(0)
WALMART
FuzzyDuck
December 22nd, 2006
9:20:04 PM CST
(0)
bummer
WeezerBlue
December 22nd, 2006
9:37:45 PM CST
(0)
5 for children that will be scarred for life.
MarcusTheMartin
December 22nd, 2006
9:43:54 PM CST
(0)
seen it
CoolDude7up
December 22nd, 2006
9:48:20 PM CST
(0)
D:
Spotz
December 22nd, 2006
9:50:12 PM CST
(0)
Is that Dundee, NY? Can you link to the article?
thaEdderz
December 22nd, 2006
9:58:17 PM CST
(0)
dundee scotland
blahblah6428
December 22nd, 2006
10:14:51 PM CST
(0)
*cry*
piemaster
December 22nd, 2006
10:25:36 PM CST
(0)
That's horrible. 5
nugget
December 22nd, 2006
10:28:41 PM CST
(0)
F, Oh well, those kids now know there is no Santa.
Kvacxjo
December 22nd, 2006
10:29:45 PM CST
(0)
Is it wrong that I couldn't stop laughing when I read this?
Fieron
December 22nd, 2006
10:47:02 PM CST
(0)
:o
xbx1120
December 22nd, 2006
11:19:40 PM CST
(0)
"LIVE GODDAMNIT!!!" :shocks him with the defib: "F*CKING LIVE SANTA" :shocks him again:
RedFrog
December 23rd, 2006
12:36:00 AM CST
(0)
This is the best thing that ever hapened.
Bitch-King
December 23rd, 2006
1:51:37 AM CST
(0)
Needs more cowbell.
OMGMyHairsOnFire
December 23rd, 2006
1:55:00 AM CST
(0)
lol cry
masterstghm
December 23rd, 2006
2:19:27 AM CST
(0)
"How are we gonna get preseants if santa's sick!?"
discoron77
December 23rd, 2006
2:34:48 AM CST
(0)
Santa died for their sins.
Tranceplant
December 23rd, 2006
4:07:59 AM CST
(0)
And this is in HOLIDAY YTMNDs! YAY! A DEAD SANTA! MERRY CHRISTMAS ANYWAY! :P lol the irony
alej469
December 23rd, 2006
6:34:43 AM CST
(0)
:(
junxfudkid
December 23rd, 2006
7:09:29 AM CST
(0)
waAAaaaaaaaAAAAAA! WAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! but... it was a fake AND only the spirit is alive kuz our parents get the presents
Anxious-Frog
December 23rd, 2006
7:10:59 AM CST
(0)
It's not true...IT'S NOT TRUE!!!
atomicdog
December 23rd, 2006
7:14:51 AM CST
(0)
Updated to add more horror.
xatm092
December 23rd, 2006
7:23:40 AM CST
(0)
Hehe, some silly joke about Santa... OH SHI-
Strangelove
December 23rd, 2006
7:34:39 AM CST
(0)
aaaah my eyes!
uzi9mm
December 23rd, 2006
9:28:05 AM CST
(0)
thats very sad .... ILL 5 IT BEIOTCH!!1!1LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLHHAHAHAHHAHA
Elite24
December 23rd, 2006
10:38:36 AM CST
(0)
About time
tricolor
December 23rd, 2006
10:53:01 AM CST
(0)
Bwahahaha....
jndcp21
December 23rd, 2006
10:57:12 AM CST
(0)
HE PROBABLY DRANK SOME BAD MILK
Kregger
December 23rd, 2006
11:01:27 AM CST
(0)
santa got pwned by cholesterol. :\
S3an
December 23rd, 2006
11:38:25 AM CST
(0)
pwnt.
NotAnotherGrunt
December 23rd, 2006
1:21:25 PM CST
(0)
ahh the epic irony that is life.
spamcritic
December 23rd, 2006
1:39:58 PM CST
(0)
f*cking morbid ;(
cosmiclingo
December 23rd, 2006
1:45:28 PM CST
(0)
Jesus killed him.
CrazyManDan
December 23rd, 2006
1:56:39 PM CST
(0)
:(
Pwnedbyrogue
December 23rd, 2006
2:30:36 PM CST
(0)
Poor children. :(. LOL!
knagjak
December 23rd, 2006
2:35:47 PM CST
(0)
noooooooooooooooo
nyc2007
December 23rd, 2006
2:47:07 PM CST
(0)
Well, idiotclowpenis, this may shock you, but the other site went up before yours. Feel free to check the time stamp on the site's profile here: http://www.ytmnd.com/sites/profile/682715 Mine was 12/22/06 at 16:10:37 Yours was 12/22/06 at 18:35:22 I'm sure you found this helpful.
abigoose
December 23rd, 2006
2:49:27 PM CST
(0)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
donkeywipe
December 23rd, 2006
3:03:31 PM CST
(0)
thats extremely sad : (
Grayfox354
December 23rd, 2006
3:42:11 PM CST
(0)
Aww, poor Santa.
Krauser
December 23rd, 2006
4:25:34 PM CST
(0)
Who's going to deliver the presents now!?!
Lollercot
December 23rd, 2006
4:29:22 PM CST
(0)
gg father christmas
Ronginus
December 23rd, 2006
4:31:43 PM CST
(0)
Wasn't this on Fark? =/
atomicdog
December 23rd, 2006
4:59:58 PM CST
(0)
Just because you happen to find a link to something somewhere else on the whole wide internet doesn't mean that the YTMND is ripping it off. PS. go to Fark and click the link. It's a different story.
papajohn
December 23rd, 2006
5:22:18 PM CST
(0)
that is sad, why would anyone take santa on christmas WHY
Shaolinwind
December 23rd, 2006
6:05:58 PM CST
(0)
Normally I wouldn't 5 a news article.
Cashuea
December 23rd, 2006
7:48:54 PM CST
(0)
One down, millions to go...
coolchick1794
December 23rd, 2006
7:57:20 PM CST
(0)
santa got pwned!
nyc2007
December 23rd, 2006
8:06:27 PM CST
(0)
Ok, fair point -nyc2007
Mogul
December 23rd, 2006
8:07:28 PM CST
(0)
That's terrible. :'(
oruga
December 23rd, 2006
8:20:20 PM CST
(0)
sadest site ever
GrandMasterJigga
December 23rd, 2006
8:35:40 PM CST
(0)
AT-LARGE JEWISH CONSPIRACY
Crims
December 23rd, 2006
9:10:34 PM CST
(0)
Most likely Fark'd, nice job being original *ssh*le. Also, YTMND =/= News.
Evang1203
December 23rd, 2006
9:11:39 PM CST
(0)
I don't know what to think of this. I shouldn't downvote just because it's depressing, but I can't bring myself to five it out of not wanting to downvote it.
DJSamurai
December 23rd, 2006
9:19:20 PM CST
(0)
Poor kids.
uglbolly
December 23rd, 2006
9:59:52 PM CST
(0)
http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/1037/1166217329985yq7.jpg
randomdude
December 23rd, 2006
10:08:49 PM CST
(0)
poor kids, loosing their grand-father, my grand-mother passed out from a cancer last month, leaving 6 great children, 11 grand children, including me and 7 of her children, she's a great grand-mother, i had luck to have her and she'll probably a good person in her next life =P
DoctorJuice
December 23rd, 2006
10:35:35 PM CST
(0)
Those kids will be f*cked in the head for the rest of their lives. What an awesome way to check out!
NickP88
December 23rd, 2006
11:04:20 PM CST
(0)
5'd for the flashing pictures of dead Santa
MonkeyFriedRice
December 23rd, 2006
11:29:43 PM CST
(0)
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
BigFrankFerengi
December 23rd, 2006
11:57:39 PM CST
(0)
quit interrupting my reading -_-;;
Waziot
December 24th, 2006
12:03:16 AM CST
(0)
hahahahaha
egonym
December 24th, 2006
4:07:19 AM CST
(0)
a man just died and all atomicdog can of is 'how can this be made into a ytmnd?'
Zox
December 24th, 2006
4:58:25 AM CST
(0)
"...he was there thoroughly enjoying himself when he was struck down." And now, he shall become more powerful than we could have ever imagined.
GDTL
December 24th, 2006
5:21:06 AM CST
(0)
At least thats one pedo less in the world.
CaptainRescue
December 24th, 2006
9:08:37 AM CST
(0)
Wow, thats just terrible!
Dingbat
December 24th, 2006
9:13:10 AM CST
(0)
F*cking ouch - of all the days in the year the dude could've died, he chooses December? Selfish dead f*cker.
Ratica
December 24th, 2006
9:15:57 AM CST
(0)
nerr...
vaporizedbaby
December 24th, 2006
9:21:13 AM CST
(0)
It's about time children realized that there is no Santa... and adults realize that there is no real theistic God we know of...
OO7
December 24th, 2006
10:18:12 AM CST
(0)
Great music choice.
sup3r-m4rio
December 24th, 2006
10:27:20 AM CST
(0)
hahahaha that's so sad..
WiseFool
December 24th, 2006
11:45:53 AM CST
(0)
good work. but, that's pretty sad. :( i feel like crying.
heyendrew
December 24th, 2006
1:16:44 PM CST
(0)
why underline "watched in horror"? i can read it all thank you
WurlitzerStereophoni
December 24th, 2006
4:38:30 PM CST
(0)
Part of me says this is terrible. Another part of my says you should've used "Best Day Ever" for the sound.
Connor
December 24th, 2006
4:51:27 PM CST
(0)
LOL
Moonshadow101
December 24th, 2006
5:12:27 PM CST
(0)
"if father christmas is ill?" What kinda fckin kid talks like that?
Zarithas
December 24th, 2006
8:15:51 PM CST
(0)
Anyone who laughs at this is f*cking retarded. Someone really died here.
Tay-Tay
December 24th, 2006
8:24:24 PM CST
(0)
thats sad.
ToastChef
December 25th, 2006
5:35:44 AM CST
(0)
LOLOLOL PWN3D. CRY AND DIE YOU LITTLE SH*TS