Who the HELL hit the Chicken Switch?
Created on: August 10th, 2006
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Jeff George: Ladies and gentlemen of the Reno Sheriff's Department. You people, as a force, as a community, as a group, have an opportunity. And that is why I'm here today. That is why Lieutenant Jimmy Dangle asked me to speak
to you. Let's look at the facts. [points at board] Currently, we are at cool fault on the daughter board and the daisy wheel is just about to crash and all you people do is sit around and gritch. I ask you: Does the belt not go through all the loops? You all see yourselves...
...as brilliant, little pebbles just waiting for your code word. Well what if your code word doesn't come? Huh? Uh-huh? Are you going to sit around in your cruiser and wind up as ejected from somebody's crazy physics package? One simple question: Who the hell hit the chicken switch? Huh? Who the hell hit the chicken switch? Garcia! You haven't been pounding the bricks here at Reno to buy Johnson a suit or Jones a dress, have you?
Garcia: No sir.
Jeff George: I did not think so!
Garcia: No sir.
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Jeff George: Because you are not anybody's meat puppet! Say that with me!
All: I am not anybody's meat puppet! I am not anybody's meat puppet! I am not anybody's meat puppet!
Jeff George: Officers, hands in! Hands into the center there! On three, "Reno! Reno! Reno!"
All: Reno! Reno! Reno!
[applause]
Dangle: Thank you.
Wiegel: I have no f*cking idea what it is what we're supposed to do.
Junior: Are we in trouble?
Garcia: I'm not a meat puppet or a beaner?
Dangle: I don't know. I got him off the Internet...
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