Scientology gives you a choice
Created on: June 29th, 2006
Scientology gives you a choice
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Scientology gives you an interesting choice of options!
Scientology Orientation Video
Scientology Orientation Video

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Archduke-Chocula
June 29th, 2006
1:57:50 AM CDT
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WTFFTW.
HeatherChandler
June 29th, 2006
2:02:42 AM CDT
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After watching a video like that, anyone who doesn't get out of the room on lollerskates is either stupid, crazy, or secretly in love with the video dude... in the case of Tom Cruise, all three.
kupovi
June 29th, 2006
2:02:45 AM CDT
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LOL
HappyDestructionday
June 29th, 2006
2:03:40 AM CDT
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http://scientologypresidentonradio.ytmnd.com/ - President of Scientology acting like an idiot on radio
Popsman
June 29th, 2006
2:03:48 AM CDT
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I choose to blow that dudes brains out kthx. It'd be nice if that gif was less dark.
Gunndar
June 29th, 2006
2:07:05 AM CDT
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omfg... sick Xenu on him
Stonen
June 29th, 2006
4:39:52 AM CDT
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Death to religion.
will1000
June 29th, 2006
4:50:28 AM CDT
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Man, those scientology guys are messed up. He WANTS people who dont chose scientology to blow their brains out!
DerCreep
June 29th, 2006
4:56:47 AM CDT
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Hitler was right!
Sercerfer
June 29th, 2006
6:45:05 AM CDT
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FREE XENU!
Halogen
June 29th, 2006
6:51:29 AM CDT
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Omg.. I saw this and was gonna YTMND it... kudos for doing it first
Shaun1018
June 29th, 2006
7:09:17 AM CDT
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Hail Xenu.
MCHornickLive
June 29th, 2006
7:28:01 AM CDT
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Religion... you call $cientology a religion? You give them way too much credit. I think I'll take the Bridge Jumping though, just to be different. =D
Kelgann
June 29th, 2006
7:28:04 AM CDT
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link to the full sound file plz
mantenna
June 29th, 2006
7:51:49 AM CDT
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I choose diving off a bridge. I think they're giving you a hint there, like, "if you don't choose scientology, that's your choice,but we'll throw you off a bridge, or blow your brains out."
Bupo
June 29th, 2006
8:03:48 AM CDT
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the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable. i think i see a veiled threat here.
SSgtTCZ
June 29th, 2006
8:08:18 AM CDT
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Been done before
audiopirate
June 29th, 2006
8:15:19 AM CDT
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Jesus christ, who the hell would sign up to scientology after this sh*t? "if u don't join our religion ur dumb lol".
ChechenRebel
June 29th, 2006
8:41:31 AM CDT
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Actually they are subtly threatning to KILL YOU , if you don't covert !
sonjichan
June 29th, 2006
9:37:13 AM CDT
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Wait what happens if you feed a scientologist after midnight again? Damn it I missed the Question!
insertwackynamehere
June 29th, 2006
10:07:08 AM CDT
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rofl at live 8 last summer some guys were handing out pamphlets to see this video! i should have taken then up haha! they were all weird looking too, like cult leader types
Faunis
June 29th, 2006
10:16:43 AM CDT
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Oh, I'm gonna mention it. Crazies.
gamekid
June 29th, 2006
10:39:38 AM CDT
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I choose brain blowing.
BATMANZ
June 29th, 2006
10:44:59 AM CDT
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5 for i choose brain blowing
BATMANZ
June 29th, 2006
10:48:18 AM CDT
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hey guys HERES THE FULL VIDEO http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3748589621013011299
moran
June 29th, 2006
10:57:28 AM CDT
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^^^ Thanks
Xenu
June 29th, 2006
11:23:02 AM CDT
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I have a better choice after watching this video: Freeing me.
KensukeNOL
June 29th, 2006
11:26:53 AM CDT
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I'd rather dive off a bridge as well.
Balalaika0
June 29th, 2006
11:32:48 AM CDT
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lol @ the second comment about leaving the room on lollerskates
soulwithtime
June 29th, 2006
12:05:24 PM CDT
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lol is this for real?
zuljinforthewin
June 29th, 2006
12:10:57 PM CDT
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ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 3'd
protusmose
June 29th, 2006
12:40:31 PM CDT
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I have printed this YTMND, pureed it, and poured the resulting winsauce all over my waffles.
Nonkosher
June 29th, 2006
12:50:35 PM CDT
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We've had the whole clip before, and back when teh Scientology things was fresher to us.
Dargent
June 29th, 2006
2:12:07 PM CDT
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Join these nutters, or blow my brains out? Where's my shotgun?
FredDurks
June 29th, 2006
2:27:11 PM CDT
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That's great!
CitrusFreak12
June 29th, 2006
2:37:13 PM CDT
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I don't usually downvote but this isn't new at all :/
Icewind
June 29th, 2006
2:39:35 PM CDT
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http://scientologyrecruitment.ytmnd.com/
Yenj
June 29th, 2006
2:40:53 PM CDT
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I'd rather just go to hell...
Generalgm
June 29th, 2006
2:42:52 PM CDT
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WTF LOL
Cwitz
June 29th, 2006
2:49:52 PM CDT
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Wait, what are the choices again?
lovethyconan
June 29th, 2006
2:50:02 PM CDT
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i'm frightened auntie em! i'm frightened!
anarchiccasualty
June 29th, 2006
3:03:49 PM CDT
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lol @ extreme comparisons.
intervention
June 29th, 2006
3:04:37 PM CDT
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Scientology kills!
bigandrew5000
June 29th, 2006
3:20:40 PM CDT
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f*ckers...
secretbison
June 29th, 2006
11:02:03 PM CDT
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lol, coercion
csartanis
June 29th, 2006
11:04:56 PM CDT
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lol
Abdiel
June 30th, 2006
11:17:35 AM CDT
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someone should couple this with the "red pill/blue pill" scene from the matrix.
Bob00100
June 30th, 2006
7:02:37 PM CDT
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omfg, scientology removed the orientaition video from video.google.com! :O
Jokerkaaos
July 8th, 2006
1:05:40 PM CDT
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Would be funnier if it wasn't from a real Co$ orientation video. ;x
Psycho-Hippo
July 8th, 2006
1:11:38 PM CDT
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Is this real?
littlemike005
July 25th, 2006
8:59:21 AM CDT
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I watched that video on Google and all it was missing was, "Only YOU can prevent forest fires!"
Cassio
July 30th, 2006
6:36:32 AM CDT
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... so everything they said about scientology is true.. I-I thought it was just jokes..but it's true.
Albeans
August 1st, 2006
9:21:42 AM CDT
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IHOP!
Delphic
August 1st, 2006
5:01:22 PM CDT
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damn, scientology is so evil
Delphic
August 2nd, 2006
12:34:29 PM CDT
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You can watch this whole video on google videos btw, I found it, just look for scientology orientation
CZAUT
August 15th, 2006
10:13:54 AM CDT
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more like http://domokunprevent.ytmnd.com/
southpark
August 28th, 2006
4:06:47 AM CDT
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f*cking anus scientologists... f*ck them
Aramek
September 4th, 2006
10:21:25 PM CDT
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Flawless. ^_^
CyrisMustang
September 16th, 2006
1:39:43 PM CDT
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Never said mentioning scientology in the negative!
felinoid
September 19th, 2006
9:13:33 AM CDT
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"and never mention scientology again" - Yeah it would be stupid becouse you dam well know just how stupid it is. What he dosen't say is your not free to go to the world and denounce the obveous fraud. If you lissen carefully he tells you what they plan for anyone who dose denounce scientology "you could blow your brains out".
YtmnGrug
January 12th, 2007
3:29:07 PM CST
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Peer Pressure FTW, as if our nation's youth didn't have enough to worry about!
Stonehawk
January 17th, 2007
3:13:53 AM CST
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Scary... but isn't that the point?
Cassio
January 17th, 2007
3:24:27 AM CST
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oh sh*t. Awesome. I actually saw this. Man, you should put more. It only got worse & worse & funnier & funnier.
BlueThunder
January 17th, 2007
6:35:18 AM CST
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Sounds like a threat to me. Talk and you die.
Umaycallusq
January 18th, 2007
6:57:50 AM CST
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anyone who sticks around after that is a moron annd should be expelled from the gene pool
Laird
January 18th, 2007
9:26:33 PM CST
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I choose not to blow... all my money.
Coolgamer
May 21st, 2007
2:57:13 PM CDT
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Is that a veiled threat?