An Illustrated History of Scientology
Created on: June 12th, 2006
An Illustrated History of Scientology
drhouse 
historyofscientology.ytmnd.com
The Illustrated History of Scientology, by Rick Vodicka. I just found his website, which you should definitely check out: http://www.rickvodicka.com/
http://www.antisectes.net/42xenub-eng.pdf
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somedude41582
June 12th, 2006
7:32:41 PM CDT
(0)
i'm a fast reader but these slides are quite quick, slow it down a bit besides that its good!
prairiedogeric10
November 5th, 2009
1:36:32 PM CST
(1)
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drhouse
June 12th, 2006
7:34:32 PM CDT
(0)
I'm on it ...
Refractor
June 12th, 2006
7:36:57 PM CDT
(0)
LOL, it does need to be slowed down just a bit though
Peterguy
June 12th, 2006
7:37:57 PM CDT
(1)
too looooong
Recoil42
June 12th, 2006
7:38:51 PM CDT
(0)
Excellent. I'd at one of those "NOTE: This is what Scientologists actually believe!" notices though, because alot of people, not knowing anything about scientology, are just going to think you are joking
drhouse
June 12th, 2006
7:38:54 PM CDT
(1)
The animation is now set at 7 seconds per frame for most images, but some go as high as 10-15 if they have lots of text.
Mech
June 12th, 2006
7:39:05 PM CDT
(-2)
OMG TOO LONG STFU f*gGOT
Xenu
June 12th, 2006
7:39:27 PM CDT
(0)
That was interesting.
PatMan33
June 12th, 2006
7:46:49 PM CDT
(0)
Awesome!
nutnics
June 12th, 2006
7:48:03 PM CDT
(0)
I H8 SCIENTOLOGY
Generalgm
June 12th, 2006
7:49:28 PM CDT
(0)
lol
drhouse
June 12th, 2006
7:52:24 PM CDT
(1)
I varied the duration of each frame a little more based on the amount of text, and added the note Recoil42 requested (2nd frame).
Dancing-is-Forbidden
June 12th, 2006
7:55:01 PM CDT
(1)
Xenu approves!
ChronosDestroyerOfRe
June 12th, 2006
7:56:33 PM CDT
(0)
If I could I would give you a 9.45 for the two spirits making out in the movie theatre.
urtehwomannowbitch
June 12th, 2006
7:57:58 PM CDT
(0)
double sued
Nickolai
June 12th, 2006
7:58:04 PM CDT
(1)
Wait...he killed a bunch of people...THEN brainwashed them?
chromeo
June 12th, 2006
7:58:53 PM CDT
(3)
IMAX IS THE TOOL OF XENU!!!!!!!!!!11!!!11!1
DemonSpawn77
June 12th, 2006
7:59:49 PM CDT
(0)
Wow. Even for a sci-fi story it's not very good. Oh wait... It's a religion! LOL!
drhouse
June 12th, 2006
8:03:13 PM CDT
(0)
One last edit: I lengthened the explanation of Dianetics/auditing and the testimonial from Travolta, as well as the credits at the end.
puphles
June 12th, 2006
8:07:15 PM CDT
(0)
5'd for a crazy religion.
guydeathmachine
June 12th, 2006
8:09:33 PM CDT
(0)
LONG YTMND IS LOOOOONNNNGGGGGGGGGG
drhouse
June 12th, 2006
8:11:42 PM CDT
(0)
I couldn't help making it long, but I made the files as small as I could. By the way, Xenu and the Renegades is a great name for a band.
TakeshiSkunk
June 12th, 2006
8:12:03 PM CDT
(0)
Where's that Hubbard shrine? I want to go desecrate it.
CraigTNelson
June 12th, 2006
8:14:04 PM CDT
(0)
+5 for the picture of Xenu being patted down by the police.
unibrow4o9
June 12th, 2006
8:14:22 PM CDT
(0)
Awesome. f*ck Scientology. It is amazing how stupid people are.
Supercan
June 12th, 2006
8:14:45 PM CDT
(0)
WTF drawing this, good job
OriginalHibbs
June 12th, 2006
8:15:37 PM CDT
(0)
i remember seeing this on google. scientology LOL!!
Dragonlord86
June 12th, 2006
8:17:36 PM CDT
(1)
5'd for Xenu getting busted by the space cops.
keefry
June 12th, 2006
8:20:01 PM CDT
(0)
HAHA! I've seen these illustrations in person. Good to see you on YTMND, Rick. :D -Kari
unrealert
June 12th, 2006
8:20:08 PM CDT
(0)
Xenu sounds like a jerk.
Kookykman
June 12th, 2006
8:24:43 PM CDT
(0)
YTMNDs against Scientology could eventually bring about the end of the bank...er...church. Good luck!
Volbeat
June 12th, 2006
8:24:58 PM CDT
(0)
i hate scientology ytmnds, but lets just pretend this isn't one so i can give the 5 it deserves. =P
tehsaxophonist
June 12th, 2006
8:25:09 PM CDT
(0)
hahha kept my attention at least
Geocat
June 12th, 2006
8:26:13 PM CDT
(0)
5 cause scientology creeps the hell out of me, and from all the other stuff I have heard, this is a fully accurate account of what they believe.(but with neat pictures!)
AngryRabbi
June 12th, 2006
8:27:33 PM CDT
(0)
I want everyone to see this.
JESSE-CUSTER
June 12th, 2006
8:29:39 PM CDT
(0)
Nearly as believable as a carpenter feeding five thousand people, walking on water, and then die and rise two days later.
Xenu
June 12th, 2006
8:31:22 PM CDT
(1)
I am not a jerk I was merely worried about the population of my 143 planets and decided to take action. That was all. NOW FREE ME!
lovethyconan
June 12th, 2006
8:31:28 PM CDT
(0)
wow.
kuntakinte
June 12th, 2006
8:32:05 PM CDT
(1)
it just makes SO MUCH SENSE!
SilentSwan
June 12th, 2006
8:34:52 PM CDT
(0)
Good job, this is one of the bizzarest 'religions' I've ever read about. Battlefield Earth, WTF ~ LOL!
NotRLY
June 12th, 2006
8:35:37 PM CDT
(0)
Must buy AA batteries
scorpkris
June 12th, 2006
8:36:27 PM CDT
(1)
AA batteries and 3-D glasses FTW
RupeeClock
June 12th, 2006
8:39:19 PM CDT
(0)
Lmao, very entertaining sci-fi, but a religion is stupid.
Kalishinko
June 12th, 2006
8:39:23 PM CDT
(1)
My body thetans are revolting against me! I must... give this a 5!
figpucker
June 12th, 2006
8:47:47 PM CDT
(0)
mkomega
June 12th, 2006
8:50:41 PM CDT
(0)
kick ass
raptorcardz
June 12th, 2006
8:51:56 PM CDT
(-1)
Too long and music SUCKS.
State-of-mind
June 12th, 2006
8:52:41 PM CDT
(0)
lol, thank you, I understand it now!
FuzzyDuck
June 12th, 2006
9:02:01 PM CDT
(0)
Praise drhouse!
alholm2000
June 12th, 2006
9:02:08 PM CDT
(0)
That was amazing, Hail Xenu!
Creamy
June 12th, 2006
9:02:48 PM CDT
(0)
Free Xenu!
TheBigDawg
June 12th, 2006
9:04:24 PM CDT
(1)
Laf*gette.
BobFungus
June 12th, 2006
9:08:12 PM CDT
(0)
So this whole fad is just YTMNDers being fed up with Scientolocrap?
Innerdissolution
June 12th, 2006
9:11:00 PM CDT
(1)
Scientology sucks, but Welcome Back Kotter was the sh*t!
Bohab
June 12th, 2006
9:14:23 PM CDT
(0)
oh that l. ron and his shenanigans, always up to no good!
jp2m5
June 12th, 2006
9:15:57 PM CDT
(0)
That was the most interesting YTMND I have ever watched. I presume most of it was true. 3-d Cinema! Was that part true? HA! The only reason why people would believe this HAS to be for tax exemptions!
federalist
June 12th, 2006
9:19:59 PM CDT
(0)
I'm not entirely sure if that's all true (the cinemas and boxes and "tax audit" parts) but nonetheless, fived for neither ceasing nor desisting
TehFunksta
June 12th, 2006
9:21:11 PM CDT
(0)
Couldn't be better.
BloodBird
June 12th, 2006
9:21:57 PM CDT
(0)
aesome
agentstinky
June 12th, 2006
9:25:44 PM CDT
(1)
Ha...is that a real L. Ron quote at the end? What a bastage.
Jobes
June 12th, 2006
9:26:14 PM CDT
(0)
that's awesome
Grayfox354
June 12th, 2006
9:27:57 PM CDT
(0)
What.. the f*ck...
BTape
June 12th, 2006
9:28:30 PM CDT
(0)
COME ON AND SLAM! AND WELCOME TO THE JAM!
ganonboy1
June 12th, 2006
9:29:41 PM CDT
(0)
This is PERFECT!!!
jp2m5
June 12th, 2006
9:30:51 PM CDT
(0)
Yea, I am pretty sure the quotes are all real.
wok7
June 12th, 2006
9:31:38 PM CDT
(0)
LOL Scientology is GAY
eguy140
June 12th, 2006
9:31:44 PM CDT
(0)
999999/5 for the drool on L.Ron. The rest of it is just icing, informative and well drawn icing. also HAIL XENU!
Grayfox354
June 12th, 2006
9:32:07 PM CDT
(0)
Out of all religions, Scientology is still living in its mother's basement collecting stamps.
mikeyfapper
June 12th, 2006
9:32:57 PM CDT
(0)
a nice concise telling of the Xenu story. music is a little annoying though.
InsomniacByChoice
June 12th, 2006
9:38:03 PM CDT
(0)
It all makes sense now.
medladam
June 12th, 2006
9:39:27 PM CDT
(0)
It's good, but I'm afraid turning a book into a slideshow can only score as high as 3 stars.
HockeyUSA27
June 12th, 2006
9:39:46 PM CDT
(0)
HAIL XENU!!!
Eivo
June 12th, 2006
9:41:42 PM CDT
(0)
har! That be good!
inchriswetrust
June 12th, 2006
9:42:53 PM CDT
(0)
south park much?
roddy
June 12th, 2006
9:43:58 PM CDT
(0)
great job
itsaboithing
June 12th, 2006
9:44:31 PM CDT
(0)
nice work.
KingLouisXIV
June 12th, 2006
9:45:59 PM CDT
(0)
This is TRUE? Hol'T' sh*t.
Poho
June 12th, 2006
9:49:32 PM CDT
(0)
i cant believe they believe this crap. funny, but -4 for taking it from somewhere else. way to go bauman.
glooorg
June 12th, 2006
9:50:49 PM CDT
(0)
4, the music was distracting
fourest
June 12th, 2006
9:55:16 PM CDT
(0)
if your in up and coming, whats the time range to be able to be in the top 15?
leet-shoe
June 12th, 2006
10:06:52 PM CDT
(0)
May he rest in hell.
Virty
June 12th, 2006
10:10:28 PM CDT
(0)
For Great Justice
Tokakeke
June 12th, 2006
10:13:09 PM CDT
(0)
5 for diabetics
batchler
June 12th, 2006
10:14:36 PM CDT
(0)
WOW ALL THIS SOUNDS GREAT, WHEN CAN I JOIN!!!!!!!!!:)
sashatheman
June 12th, 2006
10:15:19 PM CDT
(0)
wow did u draw the pictures?
Kiernos
June 12th, 2006
10:15:57 PM CDT
(0)
win
ThePitBull
June 12th, 2006
10:16:52 PM CDT
(0)
HAHAH. Man, this is ludicrous. Thanks for explaining to me wtf was scientology. Needs a bit slowing down
zimxz
June 12th, 2006
10:20:26 PM CDT
(0)
That was alot of content
TobyTheRobot
June 12th, 2006
10:20:53 PM CDT
(0)
... hehehe ... HAHA... AAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAA AAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAA AHAaa-- hah... ... AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA
DukeOfYork
June 12th, 2006
10:23:09 PM CDT
(0)
hahaha scientology sucks
MuckRaker
June 12th, 2006
10:25:50 PM CDT
(0)
Xenu was always revolting. Then he started rebelling.
detoxmethod
June 12th, 2006
10:27:11 PM CDT
(0)
This isn't a f*ggy short film. It's a f*ggy, epic, and long film. Also cocks. 5.
hallowedredeemer
June 12th, 2006
10:27:42 PM CDT
(0)
lol i already knew all this but this is great
drhouse
June 12th, 2006
10:30:43 PM CDT
(0)
I am but a messenger. Also cocks.
Schmoofy
June 12th, 2006
10:33:09 PM CDT
(0)
Copyrighted 2006 ytmnd
Ytmnd-War-Veteran
June 12th, 2006
10:35:37 PM CDT
(0)
Scientologists piss me off sooooo much.....
Nightshiver00
June 12th, 2006
10:35:39 PM CDT
(0)
5 for scientology bashing
AerynSun
June 12th, 2006
10:36:38 PM CDT
(0)
I'm so glad you included that quote from L. Ron Hubbard. You'd think that would make people go "Wha...wait a minute!!" But no, they just keep coughing up the dough.
Recoil42
June 12th, 2006
10:41:20 PM CDT
(0)
Thanks for adding the note, drhouse. Favorite'd now. :)
magnahelix
June 12th, 2006
10:41:46 PM CDT
(0)
informative O_o, and also cocks while doing a barrel roll with a cat on fire and baking a pretty cake while punching the keys for God's sake.
zcar
June 12th, 2006
10:42:07 PM CDT
(0)
WHY is this getting upvoted? It's both bogus and boring.
tibber
June 12th, 2006
10:42:47 PM CDT
(0)
is this what they actually believe? if so, 5. i reserve the right to remove stars later.
Jeeves85
June 12th, 2006
10:45:30 PM CDT
(0)
zcar: I enjoy circle-jerking with my Scientology f*ck buddies
NESer
June 12th, 2006
10:45:34 PM CDT
(0)
lol, Scientology.
jackasstic
June 12th, 2006
10:50:23 PM CDT
(0)
You could always add L Ron Hubbard getting investigated by the FBI and the fact that there was medicine for psychological difficulties in his blood at teh time of death.. Oh I love it Love it....
drhouse
June 12th, 2006
10:52:52 PM CDT
(0)
zcar has no sites. A Scientrollogist?
Chav-Slayer
June 12th, 2006
10:56:58 PM CDT
(0)
...
lazylen
June 12th, 2006
10:59:38 PM CDT
(0)
id 5, but it is really looooong.
UncleHenry
June 12th, 2006
11:03:07 PM CDT
(0)
I love the new top 5!
laxbum321
June 12th, 2006
11:11:32 PM CDT
(0)
yeap. its just as i thought. full-blown batsh*t.
Kittah4
June 12th, 2006
11:11:51 PM CDT
(0)
"Xenu and the Renegades is a great name for a band." Dave Barry fan? That comment and this bizzare-ass YTMND gets you a five XD
LoadMan
June 12th, 2006
11:20:02 PM CDT
(0)
I'd sooner beleive in immaculate conception than this. Fived for truth and the fact that I learned something.
MoSteel
June 12th, 2006
11:22:42 PM CDT
(0)
Win.
LadyAerowyn
June 12th, 2006
11:27:14 PM CDT
(0)
"Buy AA Batteries" FTW. That solves just about every overpopulation problem with ease.
thenavigator
June 12th, 2006
11:28:47 PM CDT
(0)
And the truth shall set you free.
Scold54
June 12th, 2006
11:31:50 PM CDT
(0)
Hey, I'm from Tilden, NE and we all hate L. Ron Hubbard! But you get a five anyway...
studged
June 12th, 2006
11:36:17 PM CDT
(0)
terrible music, way too long, but i watched it anyway.
DavidGX
June 12th, 2006
11:40:04 PM CDT
(0)
It is indeed a stupid cult, but all religions are stupid cults.
NemoomeN
June 12th, 2006
11:41:33 PM CDT
(0)
I like it.
Symbolite
June 12th, 2006
11:43:17 PM CDT
(0)
Sometimes a super long ytmnd is a super good ytmnd! I approve!
h3llbring3r
June 12th, 2006
11:43:55 PM CDT
(0)
5'ed! I AM NOT A WOG!
jorrar
June 12th, 2006
11:44:06 PM CDT
(0)
It is indeed a stupid cult
spiffking
June 12th, 2006
11:52:09 PM CDT
(0)
The ultimate Tom Cruise bitch slap
blahblahla
June 12th, 2006
11:55:37 PM CDT
(0)
How can anyone believe this? It makes me want to cry for them.
Rivek
June 13th, 2006
12:00:28 AM CDT
(0)
This is the most D&D bullsh*t crazy sh*t I've ever heard in my life. and somehow people actually believe it.
HonkyMagoo
June 13th, 2006
12:01:02 AM CDT
(0)
I give credit to whomever made this, funny sh*t, scientoligists are f*cking retarded though.
harpoon
June 13th, 2006
12:20:50 AM CDT
(0)
makes sense if u think about it
Cold-NiTe
June 13th, 2006
12:21:00 AM CDT
(0)
The FUNNIEST PART BY FAR, is that it's true. But I have to admit, the drawings alone are 5 star quality.
vellox
June 13th, 2006
12:32:55 AM CDT
(0)
5 for BLAARGH!!
Peepsalot
June 13th, 2006
12:36:46 AM CDT
(0)
My name is Peepsalot, and I approve this message.
plantmonster
June 13th, 2006
12:37:10 AM CDT
(0)
yeesh, if all it takes to create a religion is an acid trip and a tape recorder, then y arent we cashing in? im starting my cash collecting religion tomarrow
elladanorelrohir
June 13th, 2006
12:37:31 AM CDT
(0)
Uh. Wow.
moonsocks
June 13th, 2006
12:43:17 AM CDT
(0)
Brain-washing.... now in 3-D!!!
NismoMan
June 13th, 2006
12:45:42 AM CDT
(0)
5'd for liberal use of truth. That L. Ron quote is priceless.
Cheesellama
June 13th, 2006
12:45:57 AM CDT
(0)
Give this man a f*cking medal.
Spo8
June 13th, 2006
12:50:50 AM CDT
(0)
MY RELIGION! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BEAUTIFUL RELIGION!
soulwithtime
June 13th, 2006
12:51:14 AM CDT
(0)
your the man now dawg
tfwzyko
June 13th, 2006
12:55:21 AM CDT
(0)
5 for awesome way of showing the truth, btw, why does it always have to be aliens with some people...
AwdBawl
June 13th, 2006
12:59:03 AM CDT
(0)
It's hard to read all that with screeching music and horrible vocals tearing your ears apart. -1 for that God-awful music.
joeyramoney
June 13th, 2006
12:59:10 AM CDT
(0)
this isn't really ytmnd good, this is exposing batsh*t cult good. and reeeeaaally interesting. five. on a side note, i think l ron is the awesomest dude ever- he did what everyone wants to to- become a messiah to millions of retards.
kazimierz
June 13th, 2006
1:02:31 AM CDT
(0)
L. Ron has returned, he now occupies the soul of a fat little kid from Colorado: http://lrhsues.ytmnd.com/
Mizzy
June 13th, 2006
1:04:22 AM CDT
(0)
wow
arukado
June 13th, 2006
1:04:42 AM CDT
(0)
lol scientology
doug05257
June 13th, 2006
1:04:46 AM CDT
(0)
Oh noes... not the THETANS!!! 5'd
Azp2k32
June 13th, 2006
1:06:10 AM CDT
(0)
Thumbs up, dude! Sad thing was my monitor went off at the very end, which it only does if you haven't touched anything in 5 minutes.
Digeridude
June 13th, 2006
1:06:56 AM CDT
(0)
Excellent drawings, but awful music. I could hardly read with all the noise.
spankie99
June 13th, 2006
1:07:27 AM CDT
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I think they call it edutainment. I call it XTREME FYVE'D THIRST QUENCHANATION!!!!
ziggster
June 13th, 2006
1:07:32 AM CDT
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f*ck slowing it down, you need to working on your reading skillz if you can't read this. This gets a 5 because the scientologists didn't realize who they f*cked with when they sent the cease and desist.
bigandrew5000
June 13th, 2006
1:10:09 AM CDT
(0)
Another five...
NESer
June 13th, 2006
1:10:58 AM CDT
(0)
Very informative...
BTVagrant
June 13th, 2006
1:15:44 AM CDT
(0)
John Travolta FTW?!?! That was long as hell!!! How did you squeeze all that in 1 site??
insanityinc
June 13th, 2006
1:16:32 AM CDT
(0)
Free XENU!!!
GodRMK
June 13th, 2006
1:20:18 AM CDT
(0)
Its all true
PoopMaster
June 13th, 2006
1:22:36 AM CDT
(0)
This YTMND needs more me.
salsa1337
June 13th, 2006
1:23:15 AM CDT
(0)
Scientology is f*cking gay
Satertek
June 13th, 2006
1:30:24 AM CDT
(0)
All this Scientology crap got old long ago...
iamthenra
June 13th, 2006
1:32:12 AM CDT
(0)
Scientology has to be true, I mean it has science, right in the name! To quote Lewis Black.
tripwire
June 13th, 2006
1:32:13 AM CDT
(0)
blaaarg! great stuff. and great music too
infamous
June 13th, 2006
1:40:26 AM CDT
(0)
yes
Nisr34
June 13th, 2006
1:45:45 AM CDT
(0)
Freaking awsome!
Fishie
June 13th, 2006
1:49:23 AM CDT
(0)
Hahaha, 5'd for superb education!
MrLegend
June 13th, 2006
1:53:42 AM CDT
(0)
I want to buy a DC 109 with warp drive. Ebay or amazon?
WeezerBlue
June 13th, 2006
2:04:16 AM CDT
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Wow... This actually helped me to get a few of the other YTMND's made at the expense of this rediculous religion.
drhouse
June 13th, 2006
2:11:28 AM CDT
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It's not stealing when you credit your source, douche.
jewterrorist
June 13th, 2006
2:17:41 AM CDT
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it's long... but cool... John Travolta is Gay mkee
max-X
June 13th, 2006
2:21:02 AM CDT
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okay so pay attention everybody, and drink the grape koolaid
Siegmund
June 13th, 2006
2:32:59 AM CDT
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I'm atheist... I thought christianism was silly enough but this faith is just ridiculous.
kev3d
June 13th, 2006
2:35:17 AM CDT
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Very excellent, great effort. supholmes.ytmnd.com
thehyecircus
June 13th, 2006
2:38:35 AM CDT
(-2)
THIS GOES ON FOREVER YOU ASS, WHEN YOU MAKE LONG YTMNDS, YOU MAKE YTMNDS WITH XENU. 1.
klosterdev
June 13th, 2006
2:39:49 AM CDT
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10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10
LounActITB
June 13th, 2006
2:43:11 AM CDT
(0)
best scienctology site yet
Neo-Duo
June 13th, 2006
2:44:03 AM CDT
(0)
That was great Truthiness.
pendragon
June 13th, 2006
2:46:49 AM CDT
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They stole this sh*t from DragonBallZ didn't they?
Tranceplant
June 13th, 2006
2:52:35 AM CDT
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BEST sh*t EVER!
Charlok
June 13th, 2006
2:58:45 AM CDT
(0)
I'd rather just read the pdf....
Loqutus
June 13th, 2006
3:01:16 AM CDT
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My God. I thought this was a joke until I googled it.
geeman
June 13th, 2006
3:02:15 AM CDT
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5'd for truth!
colonelslanders
June 13th, 2006
3:11:03 AM CDT
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Hahaha. Xenu was the original VinnyWeapons wannabe.
travis999
June 13th, 2006
3:26:16 AM CDT
(0)
lmfao
WTFNation
June 13th, 2006
3:31:21 AM CDT
(0)
Very entertaining... f*ckin' weird-oooooos!
Galthorus
June 13th, 2006
3:38:00 AM CDT
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I just read all of that on wikipedia 5 minutes ago as well, lol! Crazy stuff right there...
BaftA
June 13th, 2006
3:45:50 AM CDT
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Scientology is the most RETARDED thing i have EVER heard of... how people like Cruise and Isaac Hayes can believe in this crap is beyond me...
hellmasterx
June 13th, 2006
3:53:34 AM CDT
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Free xenu!
Corevirus
June 13th, 2006
4:06:25 AM CDT
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Engaging
krubly
June 13th, 2006
4:12:41 AM CDT
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could you please create a drunk friendly version consisting of a straight to point 30 sec scribble with less reading.
BaftA
June 13th, 2006
4:13:45 AM CDT
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"Buy AA Batteries" ftw!
ha-productions
June 13th, 2006
4:14:11 AM CDT
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Xenu is real... he helped me find.. me.
nineclicks
June 13th, 2006
4:16:12 AM CDT
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haha, the two sould in the cinema making out....
jessthemessy
June 13th, 2006
4:24:55 AM CDT
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Dude, this was the best explanation of Scientology ever. 5 for telling the truth about this bogus religion.
Shinsenbaka-san
June 13th, 2006
4:33:35 AM CDT
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OHNOEZ IT WAZ 2 LONG MA ATENTUN SPAN OP 2.3917828 SEKONDZ WAZ BROKENEDEDED U SUX. And 5'd.
strongbad20212000
June 13th, 2006
5:35:51 AM CDT
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okay... its over, the fad is done. this is boring now.
Nehemah
June 13th, 2006
5:36:01 AM CDT
(0)
lol
mrtenk
June 13th, 2006
5:36:48 AM CDT
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scientologists sux teh_cox, long live ytmnd!
Daltonofzeal2
June 13th, 2006
5:39:03 AM CDT
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Hi, South Park.
tehpwner2
June 13th, 2006
5:39:37 AM CDT
(0)
Die
Patriarch
June 13th, 2006
5:55:03 AM CDT
(0)
5'd.
Paulunga
June 13th, 2006
5:58:00 AM CDT
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Is it true that Hubbard was actually dared into turning a sci-fi story into a religion? The biggest practical joke ever!
Fareaster
June 13th, 2006
6:10:30 AM CDT
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May those who are confused reach enlightenment evenually as everyone will.
mute-hero
June 13th, 2006
6:11:02 AM CDT
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It's all so clear now! I'm off to find Xenu in his mountain!
charlieboy
June 13th, 2006
6:21:36 AM CDT
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if there's one trend I don't want to die... it's Xenu's.
Skuu
June 13th, 2006
6:24:36 AM CDT
(0)
ya coo
Blackmagic
June 13th, 2006
6:27:59 AM CDT
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A great YTMND that truely sums it all up with funny drawings and real information on what these lunatics really believe. Faved.
Nux
June 13th, 2006
7:01:02 AM CDT
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LOL
Atzel
June 13th, 2006
7:06:49 AM CDT
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I always thought that Xenu went through too much trouble to just kill a bunch of people for the story to be believable. I mean, what was the guy's motive? If it was just overcrowding, then why didn't he just shoot bunches of people, rather than go through this harebrained scheme.
Johnny22190
June 13th, 2006
7:07:51 AM CDT
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awesome
UncleJimbo827
June 13th, 2006
7:10:50 AM CDT
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5 for use of the cover of "The Number of the Beast"
Motu
June 13th, 2006
7:11:42 AM CDT
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People that 1 this because it's long are retarded, real sh*t takes longer than "LOL N*gger stole Pepper's bike NEDM" to explain
noweezernoworld
June 13th, 2006
7:26:13 AM CDT
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5 for being just perfect. The pictures were awesome and funny (two thetans making out in cinema), and the way the text was there like in a comic book was sweet. f*cking 5'd and fav'd.
Volgan
June 13th, 2006
7:27:08 AM CDT
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gg scientology
Wojiz
June 13th, 2006
7:30:28 AM CDT
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Very long, I liked it a lot, and clever. Especially with the picutres, I lol'd at the thetans watching the movies with 3-d glasses :P
KCCool
June 13th, 2006
7:36:10 AM CDT
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5ed for worked cited
nilnar
June 13th, 2006
7:39:18 AM CDT
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lol thats stunning. Is that all actually what they believe? haha. 5 for the kissing "theatans" (or whatever) in the cinema and the drooling hubbard.
rabidbinman
June 13th, 2006
7:49:45 AM CDT
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You're gonna get this place sued. :3
smeltman
June 13th, 2006
7:51:42 AM CDT
(0)
thanks
NegaDruid
June 13th, 2006
7:56:40 AM CDT
(0)
May you bask in glory forever and ever.
eric5150
June 13th, 2006
8:02:35 AM CDT
(0)
tell me this isn't real lol
onreload
June 13th, 2006
8:13:10 AM CDT
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http://www.rotten.com/library/religion/scientology/ read the whole thing, but if not, check the timeline at the end for fun facts! great YTMND, by the way. hope that isn't a real name on that 'book' though...gonna get some angry letters.
lepya
June 13th, 2006
8:26:12 AM CDT
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boring but nice pics ;)
galaxhood
June 13th, 2006
8:29:06 AM CDT
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It's hard to believe... 5!
shelton
June 13th, 2006
8:31:12 AM CDT
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good - but please change annoying song - the space cops illus is quite funny
drhouse
June 13th, 2006
8:38:32 AM CDT
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I'll take suggestions for better music, but we need to keep the file relatively small ... preferably around or under 800k.
mattwoods
June 13th, 2006
8:38:43 AM CDT
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This is truly the bullh*t mythology of their religion. But this religion is what enabled Beck to create the ghettotastic freak-funk beats that swept the nation. Go figure.
Jesuszilla
June 13th, 2006
8:38:56 AM CDT
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5 because scientology can chew on a big horsedick. It doesn't deserve caps.
rubycalaber
June 13th, 2006
8:39:25 AM CDT
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Dude, alien warlords, laser battles and blowing up volcanoes with hydrogen bombs? AWESOME, IM IN!!
Armitage112
June 13th, 2006
8:45:04 AM CDT
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It's sad what people will choose to believe so they don't have to face the Truth...until it's too late. It's not too long--it's through. Very nice work.
SamuraiSam
June 13th, 2006
8:45:36 AM CDT
(-1)
I'm sorry, but I just don't find this funny.
Oonter
June 13th, 2006
8:47:01 AM CDT
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WE MUST FREE XENU!!!
H-O-B-O
June 13th, 2006
8:48:48 AM CDT
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I'm glad we've come to our senses and worship and 2000 year old carpenter instead
Nolano
June 13th, 2006
8:50:22 AM CDT
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Amazing 5
Icecream458
June 13th, 2006
9:02:05 AM CDT
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drhouse
June 13th, 2006
9:05:08 AM CDT
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Just a heads up: I'm trying to change the song to L. Ron Hubbard's March of the Psychlo, but it take a few minutes to get a good file.
Aero
June 13th, 2006
9:08:06 AM CDT
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i want u inside me
Armitage112
June 13th, 2006
9:08:21 AM CDT
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GAH! The word is "thorough". -5 myself for spelling.
notoriousassasin
June 13th, 2006
9:13:46 AM CDT
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5 for the passion in the movie theaters. Not that i love jesus, but the two thetans were making out to it. apparently they love jesus too much.
Kingythekirby
June 13th, 2006
9:18:58 AM CDT
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Ugh... too long.
DoomFrost
June 13th, 2006
9:19:02 AM CDT
(0)
lmao it's time to free Xenu...
Sticky
June 13th, 2006
9:23:25 AM CDT
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I have a confession to make, drhouse: I made http://hmmmmmmm.ytmnd.com before I saw the end of your ytmnd. If you want my site to be deleted, just say the word in the comments page of my site and I will.
miranelpepino
June 13th, 2006
9:23:27 AM CDT
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that was amazing
drhouse
June 13th, 2006
9:24:12 AM CDT
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The song has been changed. The file is larger than I wanted, but it was apparently written by L. Ron Hubbard himself. Check out ronthemusicmaker.org for more about his amazing musical accomplishments.
Abel2
June 13th, 2006
9:27:10 AM CDT
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http://scientology-savedanny.ytmnd.com/
YoungNastyMan
June 13th, 2006
9:28:55 AM CDT
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lollergasm
drhouse
June 13th, 2006
9:30:03 AM CDT
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I'm not trying to take credit for this. While I took the time to port the original PDF into an animated gif, it didn't take the kind of effort an original creation would, so sites like Cosby Bebop are far and away superior in that regard. Having said that, YTMNDs are often not about original creation but putting things that are relevant into a new medium and context, like found art. You're not voting for me, but for what the site represents.
intervention
June 13th, 2006
9:30:27 AM CDT
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lolz @ "Buy AA batteries"
highbuzz
June 13th, 2006
9:30:59 AM CDT
(0)
Old song was better Can I have the file just for me?
SWNut
June 13th, 2006
9:35:33 AM CDT
(0)
5'd and favorited for social commentary.
Klappstuhl
June 13th, 2006
9:48:11 AM CDT
(0)
LOOOOOOOOL
Dot
June 13th, 2006
9:50:20 AM CDT
(0)
ya...i think the old song was waaay better....better sound track material :D
screwlogic
June 13th, 2006
9:52:52 AM CDT
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xenu approves
dumple
June 13th, 2006
9:55:52 AM CDT
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Awesome. Now we just need one about how the Mormons get magic underwear, and learn a secret handshake to get into heaven.
add2006
June 13th, 2006
9:57:42 AM CDT
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Nicely put together
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