Scientology is Smart
Created on: June 10th, 2006
Scientology is Smart
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Scientology really is THIS ridiculous.
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TheRockBoS
June 10th, 2006
11:30:22 PM CDT
(0)
Hail Xenu!
Kayne
June 10th, 2006
11:30:23 PM CDT
(1)
5 if that's your voice because you sound like you should be in advertising :P
wilse
June 10th, 2006
11:31:15 PM CDT
(0)
nice effort, but it really would be a lot funnier without the stupid outburst at the end - just leave it as a straight parody of the tomahawk missle site and youre golden
foxymcfox
June 10th, 2006
11:31:49 PM CDT
(0)
That is my voice, so thanks...I think. Just a hint: listen to the whole thing if you haven't already...
Unsure
June 10th, 2006
11:33:12 PM CDT
(0)
XD
cheezymadman
June 10th, 2006
11:34:41 PM CDT
(0)
"The soul knows where it is, because it knows where it isn't" f*cking wow
guydeathmachine
June 10th, 2006
11:34:58 PM CDT
(0)
ALLES, DAS DU TUN MUSST, IST, BUMSEN-KÖPFEN ZU GLAUBEN
felinoid
June 10th, 2006
11:37:22 PM CDT
(0)
I am Xenu and I am lost.
sashatheman
June 10th, 2006
11:46:41 PM CDT
(1)
"over 20,000,000 copies in 50 languages" all sitting in scientology warehouse collecting dust kekeke
B4T3R
June 10th, 2006
11:48:46 PM CDT
(0)
OMFG AHAHA
scorpkris
June 10th, 2006
11:50:54 PM CDT
(0)
lmao
DeadClownBaby
June 10th, 2006
11:52:40 PM CDT
(0)
f*cking win
swatward
June 10th, 2006
11:56:38 PM CDT
(0)
Holy crap. Confusing as hell.
Cacti
June 10th, 2006
11:57:02 PM CDT
(0)
"I don't need this voice over crap!" LOL!!!
Pootermobile
June 11th, 2006
12:04:00 AM CDT
(0)
rofl, great
Drac39
June 11th, 2006
12:04:16 AM CDT
(0)
I would worship evil before I became a Scientologist
RikkAndrsn
June 11th, 2006
12:04:50 AM CDT
(0)
Good thing my soul knows where it is right now.
foxymcfox
June 11th, 2006
12:05:05 AM CDT
(0)
I think we would all agree, Drac39.
Eldebo
June 11th, 2006
12:08:16 AM CDT
(0)
Good job with the parody--you've got the right voice for it.
BTape
June 11th, 2006
12:08:39 AM CDT
(0)
hail loard xenu
Balalaika0
June 11th, 2006
12:08:57 AM CDT
(0)
my soul subtracts where it isn't from where it is and it knows where it is because it knows where it isn't and ... lol, scientology
max
June 11th, 2006
12:15:50 AM CDT
(0)
gold
Vyse24
June 11th, 2006
12:17:03 AM CDT
(0)
+5 for making fun of Scientology, +1 for the ending
Dasyati
June 11th, 2006
12:17:50 AM CDT
(0)
TOMAHAWK FTW!!!
Deals
June 11th, 2006
12:26:25 AM CDT
(0)
Haha, that was great.
Sz
June 11th, 2006
12:30:16 AM CDT
(0)
Brilliant idea. XD
Tranceplant
June 11th, 2006
12:39:39 AM CDT
(0)
LOL! Good ending...
Muzz718
June 11th, 2006
12:40:58 AM CDT
(0)
Nice job with the V/O!
Superdome
June 11th, 2006
12:50:56 AM CDT
(0)
nice keywords
Deebsdavid
June 11th, 2006
12:59:07 AM CDT
(0)
I love how YTMND is the only place showing these false religions for what they are . . . and they can't touch us
Wwoody123
June 11th, 2006
1:02:21 AM CDT
(0)
Diantomahawk ftawesomeness.
Colbert21
June 11th, 2006
1:04:18 AM CDT
(0)
Ytmnd + Matt Stone & Trey Parker = Fall of Scientologists humanity, HAIL XENU
tkNukem
June 11th, 2006
1:05:20 AM CDT
(0)
Hot voice
Mirokunite
June 11th, 2006
1:13:37 AM CDT
(0)
Missile FTW.
Shitbunny
June 11th, 2006
1:15:11 AM CDT
(0)
You've got to be f*cking kidding me.
RonaldoMcDonaldo
June 11th, 2006
1:18:31 AM CDT
(0)
tom [ahawk] cruise missile!!! lolmfao!!!!
Avunaten
June 11th, 2006
1:18:43 AM CDT
(0)
Contact the Galactic Alliance to achieve a variation... NOW!!!!!
TheBigDawg
June 11th, 2006
1:22:06 AM CDT
(0)
I understand why you read it slowly, but...UGGGGGGH SO SLOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW...Loved the ending though.
ac6517
June 11th, 2006
1:23:03 AM CDT
(0)
lmao this is awesome
krowa04
June 11th, 2006
1:34:16 AM CDT
(0)
HHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHA
Locke5
June 11th, 2006
1:39:34 AM CDT
(0)
http://sayitaintsosanta.ytmnd.com/
kev3d
June 11th, 2006
1:45:59 AM CDT
(0)
Excellent Hard Work. 5* well deserved.
Arch
June 11th, 2006
1:47:27 AM CDT
(0)
/agree. 5 well deserved.
yourmomsface
June 11th, 2006
1:49:35 AM CDT
(0)
pwond!
Motu
June 11th, 2006
1:54:57 AM CDT
(0)
ROFL great stuff out of nowhere
robot-god
June 11th, 2006
2:00:34 AM CDT
(0)
Does everyone just give everything 5's nowadays? Is that the new thing?
xXWaspXx
June 11th, 2006
2:06:28 AM CDT
(0)
f*ckin eh
ssjheero
June 11th, 2006
2:07:32 AM CDT
(0)
I loled.
science
June 11th, 2006
2:21:49 AM CDT
(0)
^^"Does everyone just give everything 5's nowadays? Is that the new thing?" I sincerely believe that the YTMNDs on the daily top 15 have been of increasingly higher quality and creativity lately.
naken
June 11th, 2006
2:25:39 AM CDT
(0)
Brilliant stuff, love it.
ColdStone
June 11th, 2006
2:31:15 AM CDT
(0)
An inspired parody.
Twinsen
June 11th, 2006
2:34:53 AM CDT
(0)
*applause*
nilnar
June 11th, 2006
2:34:58 AM CDT
(0)
lol weird accent. "where it ees... where it eesn't"
Azakus
June 11th, 2006
2:38:17 AM CDT
(0)
Here's my summary of the the soul explanation: WTF are you talking about?
foxymcfox
June 11th, 2006
2:39:33 AM CDT
(0)
The "ees" was mostly me trying not to laugh. I did about 30 some odd recordings with me laughing before I got this one. Though I feel the "ees" adds character.
novamero
June 11th, 2006
2:44:20 AM CDT
(0)
sweet.
laxbum321
June 11th, 2006
2:53:01 AM CDT
(0)
clever bastard. the end gave a -1 though.
Crystal
June 11th, 2006
3:25:14 AM CDT
(0)
This is too hot. Can we do it?
nachoo
June 11th, 2006
3:43:12 AM CDT
(0)
Did any of that acctually make even the tiniest bit of sence?!
Nukeitall
June 11th, 2006
3:59:55 AM CDT
(0)
HAIL XENU HAIL XENU HAIL XENU HAIL XENU HAIL XENU HAIL XENU HAIL XENU HAIL XENU
SpaZMaN
June 11th, 2006
4:09:57 AM CDT
(0)
omg.....awsome
Bubonicdeath
June 11th, 2006
4:17:37 AM CDT
(0)
return of the missle fad! brillaint! bravo!
semperar
June 11th, 2006
4:26:42 AM CDT
(0)
excellent, excellent voicework. the bit at the end was yes, a bit blah, but the whole thing stands up great.
Eric-Starnes
June 11th, 2006
4:37:48 AM CDT
(0)
You are god
JohnHart
June 11th, 2006
4:42:11 AM CDT
(0)
Winner.
brokenbacktango
June 11th, 2006
4:48:07 AM CDT
(0)
I wasn't going to give this a 5 until in the end :) Anyway, got to say... whenever I think of scientologists all I can hear is one thing: "Ia, Ia, Cthulhu Fhtagn!"
HicRic
June 11th, 2006
5:00:12 AM CDT
(0)
good effort
nubcake
June 11th, 2006
5:03:23 AM CDT
(0)
should have ended with also cocks
RuBBa-cHiKiN
June 11th, 2006
5:09:03 AM CDT
(0)
tomahawk FTW
Killer7
June 11th, 2006
5:11:35 AM CDT
(0)
roflcoptertomahawkstrikego
Celark
June 11th, 2006
5:24:20 AM CDT
(0)
that has got to be the most sh*t ever to be sploshed into a book
mikeyfapper
June 11th, 2006
5:56:36 AM CDT
(0)
nice usage of the missile audio
voltron1
June 11th, 2006
6:13:03 AM CDT
(0)
1 until you add also cocks at the end
Sarcose
June 11th, 2006
6:18:58 AM CDT
(0)
I AM NOT GOING TO MY GRANDMOTHER'S HOUSE BECAUSE I HAVE ALGEBRAICALLY PROVEN THAT I SHOULD NOT BE THERE
WorstAdEver
June 11th, 2006
6:45:48 AM CDT
(0)
That was so stupid it was annoying.
FatalFlak
June 11th, 2006
6:50:17 AM CDT
(0)
This "ees" funny.
audiopirate
June 11th, 2006
7:15:20 AM CDT
(0)
This is a pretty awesome parody. :D
furlonium
June 11th, 2006
7:26:21 AM CDT
(0)
XENU! I know where I am because I know where I....aren't? =\
furlonium
June 11th, 2006
7:28:20 AM CDT
(0)
ahahahahhha Tom [ahawk] Cruise Missile LLOL
scargums
June 11th, 2006
7:29:29 AM CDT
(0)
nice
Abdiel
June 11th, 2006
7:50:38 AM CDT
(0)
what. f*cking. bullsh*t. is the religion.
MessedRocker
June 11th, 2006
7:52:06 AM CDT
(0)
AHAHAH THAT WAS PERFECT! I HAD NO CLUE YOU WERE GOING TO DO THE TOMAHAWK MISSILE THING
Saboten
June 11th, 2006
8:21:46 AM CDT
(0)
Wow, that was EXTREMELY well done.
Rippy
June 11th, 2006
8:24:00 AM CDT
(0)
oh my god....
Schmoofy
June 11th, 2006
8:34:15 AM CDT
(0)
HAHA
Xer0
June 11th, 2006
8:35:23 AM CDT
(0)
And just like the Tomahawk missile, no normal person can understand a thing about the innerworkings of Scientology.
user999
June 11th, 2006
8:42:50 AM CDT
(0)
THE TOMAHAWK MISSLE KNOWS WHERE IT IS = 5
SpliceVW
June 11th, 2006
8:44:59 AM CDT
(0)
WAHAHAHAHA!!!
GeoffRivers
June 11th, 2006
8:47:51 AM CDT
(0)
well played...well played....
Zalien
June 11th, 2006
8:49:04 AM CDT
(0)
hilarious!
KatamariClock
June 11th, 2006
9:04:15 AM CDT
(0)
Perfect man. I feel like taking 1 off from it since the ending kind of dissapointed me, but I won't. You should have kind of done it a bit more calmly like, "... You know what I do not need this. What have I degrated myself to? Why did I quit Taco Bell for this?"
Trenchgun
June 11th, 2006
9:10:36 AM CDT
(0)
I think it would have been funnier without the end bit.
CitrusFreak12
June 11th, 2006
9:21:17 AM CDT
(0)
I thought this was pretty crappy until I realized this was a parody of the missile thing haha good job
csartanis
June 11th, 2006
9:42:50 AM CDT
(0)
It is sure where it isnt!
spedmunki
June 11th, 2006
9:43:08 AM CDT
(0)
cease and decist
HockeyUSA27
June 11th, 2006
9:54:21 AM CDT
(0)
lole therockboss said, HAIL XENU!
AerynSun
June 11th, 2006
9:54:58 AM CDT
(0)
I thought the end bit was very funny and you should keep it. That's my $0.02.
Carlsagan43
June 11th, 2006
10:02:01 AM CDT
(0)
Teh LOLs
Ragesymphony
June 11th, 2006
10:06:14 AM CDT
(0)
I IZ A SCIENTOLOGIST AND U SHOULD NOT LAUGH COS WE R GONNA BCOME BETER DEN ALL U WHEN WE FLY AWAY IN OUR SPACESHIP LOLOL 5'd ;o
Gunthar
June 11th, 2006
10:08:19 AM CDT
(0)
Hahahahahahha
Mushroomfantasy
June 11th, 2006
10:23:44 AM CDT
(0)
XFD
DaChazman
June 11th, 2006
10:26:27 AM CDT
(0)
lol at the end
Cerryl-Bastil
June 11th, 2006
10:32:59 AM CDT
(0)
Hah, bashing scientology is fun
Iceehockey21
June 11th, 2006
10:46:49 AM CDT
(0)
The soul knows where it is at all times.
Soniwizard
June 11th, 2006
10:48:43 AM CDT
(0)
Needs more south park
medladam
June 11th, 2006
10:52:59 AM CDT
(0)
I agree with wilse's comment. The ending really ruined it for me. Would've been a lot better if you played it straight (and perhaps shortened the whole thing a bit).
ZeroX131
June 11th, 2006
10:56:55 AM CDT
(0)
Yeah, I agree that it would have been a lot better without the outburst at the end. But great job. :)
Radiskull
June 11th, 2006
11:01:25 AM CDT
(0)
The voice-over was great, but snip the end.
Acton
June 11th, 2006
11:08:13 AM CDT
(0)
Tom[ahawk] Cruise Missle. Brllnt! f*ckin awesome, i heart you O_O
DanTheMan101
June 11th, 2006
11:21:09 AM CDT
(0)
lol
goddamnit
June 11th, 2006
11:24:23 AM CDT
(0)
shouldn't galactic alliance be galactic confederacy?
deffkvlt
June 11th, 2006
11:34:46 AM CDT
(0)
HAIL XENU!
Dashren2001
June 11th, 2006
11:39:17 AM CDT
(0)
Mockery of pyramid scheme and rebirth of my favrotie fad? F-F-FLAWLESS VICTORY
JZik
June 11th, 2006
11:41:46 AM CDT
(0)
Uh-oh, someone's gonna get sued by Church of Scientology Inc. (A definitely-for-profit organization)
Hackuuna
June 11th, 2006
11:49:53 AM CDT
(0)
Made me laugh. Good enough
Nightmaric
June 11th, 2006
11:50:43 AM CDT
(0)
Great.
Phelix-Doombringer
June 11th, 2006
11:51:09 AM CDT
(0)
LOL
DoctorWho
June 11th, 2006
11:52:54 AM CDT
(0)
Excellent!
Pyre
June 11th, 2006
11:56:33 AM CDT
(0)
lol, subpoenaed
bignotoriousd1
June 11th, 2006
12:00:25 PM CDT
(0)
The soul will contact the Galactic Alliance O.O
fj311
June 11th, 2006
12:04:21 PM CDT
(0)
4d for Tomahawk fad revival
TheBlairMan
June 11th, 2006
12:09:55 PM CDT
(0)
you made me wait for the ending, which was even worse
whambamthankyoumaam
June 11th, 2006
12:26:37 PM CDT
(0)
you gonna get sued
mjrpes
June 11th, 2006
12:29:59 PM CDT
(0)
4... until you add also cocks at the end. the ending you have is too predictable and i didn't find it funny. otherwise, nice :)
DoctorJuice
June 11th, 2006
12:43:22 PM CDT
(0)
Tom Cruise is gonna kick yer ass.
GenericDownvoter
June 11th, 2006
12:43:39 PM CDT
(0)
Bahhaaha, the end is hilarious.
karlvx
June 11th, 2006
1:05:12 PM CDT
(0)
a soul or a robot?
Murdok
June 11th, 2006
1:13:07 PM CDT
(0)
You will burn in xenu for this.
wallet
June 11th, 2006
1:37:40 PM CDT
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I didn't see the coming until "where it isn't". You are more genius than Dr. Seuss.
RogueFox
June 11th, 2006
1:38:29 PM CDT
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Nice. Hope you don't get a lawsuit haha
NickAlexSnutch
June 11th, 2006
1:39:57 PM CDT
(0)
GODLIKE! I love the sound.
podop
June 11th, 2006
1:42:02 PM CDT
(0)
this almost put me to sleep. who buys into this crap?
skza
June 11th, 2006
1:44:04 PM CDT
(0)
ROFL XENU ROFLROFL
Parabellum
June 11th, 2006
1:49:38 PM CDT
(0)
great parody
thyme
June 11th, 2006
1:50:18 PM CDT
(0)
your butt cheecks is warm
TheCuza
June 11th, 2006
1:52:45 PM CDT
(0)
I never liked the missile site, but it's a pretty funny parody of it.
JoePesci
June 11th, 2006
2:05:14 PM CDT
(0)
LoL
garciarulz
June 11th, 2006
2:15:51 PM CDT
(0)
5 for the ending!
FuckThisShit
June 11th, 2006
2:32:45 PM CDT
(0)
decent
Carnixx
June 11th, 2006
2:53:01 PM CDT
(0)
omfg i pissed my pants lawling
TimeTravelingEchidna
June 11th, 2006
3:17:35 PM CDT
(0)
Pffffft. Exactly.
SlackBabbath
June 11th, 2006
3:19:34 PM CDT
(0)
Where ees eet?
MessyRecipe
June 11th, 2006
3:23:32 PM CDT
(0)
Meh, sorry, but i don't find it very funny. But hey, at least you made Top 15!
PatMan33
June 11th, 2006
3:23:50 PM CDT
(0)
AAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!! INSTANT f*ckING WIN! 5!
Snadzies
June 11th, 2006
3:54:46 PM CDT
(0)
5 for having a voice like that.
tigrad
June 11th, 2006
3:59:30 PM CDT
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I would have threed it if i didnt realize thats the missle dialogue but about souls. 5'd :)
TKO
June 11th, 2006
4:00:35 PM CDT
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haha cruise missle lol
Sharkey
June 11th, 2006
4:10:24 PM CDT
(0)
5'd for Tomahawk missile.
fortehlose
June 11th, 2006
4:13:03 PM CDT
(0)
Poor reading
WeHeartKatamari
June 11th, 2006
4:24:45 PM CDT
(0)
Hahah!
blankoutl337
June 11th, 2006
4:31:05 PM CDT
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wow... that was awesome
Frinkahedron
June 11th, 2006
4:35:54 PM CDT
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CRUISE MISSILE, YES
Silent-Taco
June 11th, 2006
4:40:19 PM CDT
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That is awesome.
Henry
June 11th, 2006
4:41:21 PM CDT
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HAHAHA, Great! I love this!
Refractor
June 11th, 2006
4:48:17 PM CDT
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+5 for the "religion" of scientology
Refractor
June 11th, 2006
4:49:18 PM CDT
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haha, a 'cruise' missle....lol
Flopsy
June 11th, 2006
4:53:43 PM CDT
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UNIVERSE TIER
UrbanSombrero
June 11th, 2006
5:05:35 PM CDT
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not sure how you connected scientology with the missile mini-fad, but you did it.
Noobzorz
June 11th, 2006
5:09:46 PM CDT
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LAWL! Keep it as a parody if you redo it. 5'd nevertheless for the beginning.
TobyTheRobot
June 11th, 2006
5:22:35 PM CDT
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I'll bet you L. Ron Hubbard was smoked a TON of speed before he wrote this. "seriously man its like the soul knows where it is because it knows where it isnt and by subtracting where it is where it isnt it obtians a deviation and makes corrective commands to drive the soul to xenu god of fire you know what im saying oh my god you guys i should totally be writing this down i think i'm really getting into some heavy stuff you guys know what i mean oh man its like im seeing the future!!!1!!1"
WalterPeck
June 11th, 2006
5:23:40 PM CDT
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Good voiceover
papajohn
June 11th, 2006
5:27:22 PM CDT
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lmao, nice play on that US Air Force training tape
moonsocks
June 11th, 2006
5:29:06 PM CDT
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Wonderful job on the sound. Not sure about the ending, I was expecting you to drone on and on and on... But it still works. And yes, I agree - someone needs to do one with FSM.
Asgard01
June 11th, 2006
5:33:11 PM CDT
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O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD
genkidama20
June 11th, 2006
5:33:45 PM CDT
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long and boring and confusing and pointless... perfect YTMND!
Shoobooty
June 11th, 2006
5:37:12 PM CDT
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I like the end with "Does anyone believe this crap?" 5 and Fav for bashing crackpots that believe in Scientology!
Atoan
June 11th, 2006
5:48:06 PM CDT
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+5 for first keyword
JonClaw
June 11th, 2006
5:49:34 PM CDT
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The end makes this win! Top 15 worthy. (o_o)b
Frogon
June 11th, 2006
5:53:12 PM CDT
(0)
lol nice sound
deadlymog2000
June 11th, 2006
5:53:55 PM CDT
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can you say "EES" and "EESN'T" one more times? ITS "IS" AND "ISN'T". lol 5'd
mkomega
June 11th, 2006
6:05:39 PM CDT
(0)
ROFL!!!!
madmadcows
June 11th, 2006
6:22:07 PM CDT
(0)
woowowoww is that your voice?!?
FamilyValuePack
June 11th, 2006
6:30:07 PM CDT
(0)
YES LOL!
foxymcfox
June 11th, 2006
6:30:20 PM CDT
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Yes, that is my voice...and let me tell you, the ladies love it! ;)
bigandrew5000
June 11th, 2006
6:36:35 PM CDT
(0)
Does anyone actually believe this crap?? LOL!!! FIVE!
GaryD
June 11th, 2006
6:47:54 PM CDT
(0)
youwinxenu
cosmicbrownie
June 11th, 2006
7:14:11 PM CDT
(0)
I lol'd
TheRaven7
June 11th, 2006
7:16:50 PM CDT
(0)
most underappreciated fad
Patchubis
June 11th, 2006
7:25:54 PM CDT
(0)
roflsauce
Amarok
June 11th, 2006
7:32:10 PM CDT
(0)
I lost interest
Nux
June 11th, 2006
7:34:22 PM CDT
(0)
rofl sucks balls
hitmanbob
June 11th, 2006
8:01:37 PM CDT
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lol, pretty much everything > scientology > GPS guided missiles
ascidus
June 11th, 2006
8:11:21 PM CDT
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lol tomahawk missle
Faust
June 11th, 2006
8:20:11 PM CDT
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CEASE AND DESIST, LOL!
CaptainJoystick
June 11th, 2006
8:28:29 PM CDT
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I'll add it to my favourites, before the Scientologists sue Max. I'd save it on my hard drive, but then they'd come for me. What a stupid book.
Merkilo
June 11th, 2006
8:54:22 PM CDT
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i love you
shleckothegecko
June 11th, 2006
8:54:51 PM CDT
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"the post-death interstellar soul modifier" ftw
Azoruk
June 11th, 2006
9:14:05 PM CDT
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rofl
Historic-Metal
June 11th, 2006
9:17:15 PM CDT
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the position that it eez is now the position that it eeznt
GilFarmerFtw
June 11th, 2006
9:26:41 PM CDT
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I just let my physical body with a bullet. I'm typing this with my soul, as a good bye note. My soul knows where my computer is, because it knows where my computer isn't. My soul knows where YTMND is, because it knows where YTMND isn't, like PTKFGS.
espionagedb7
June 11th, 2006
9:27:23 PM CDT
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hax
Faunis
June 11th, 2006
9:34:36 PM CDT
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Ro5l
roddy
June 11th, 2006
9:44:48 PM CDT
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awesome
ComradeStalin
June 11th, 2006
9:53:18 PM CDT
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hahah
Wolf7x6
June 11th, 2006
10:20:54 PM CDT
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This isn't where it is.
Wolf7x6
June 11th, 2006
10:22:02 PM CDT
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I love that ending.
MrFizzy
June 11th, 2006
10:22:53 PM CDT
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funny up until the cheezy ending
sammo
June 11th, 2006
10:39:19 PM CDT
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Grayfox354
June 11th, 2006
10:40:09 PM CDT
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Got me to laugh. XD
Grayfox354
June 11th, 2006
10:42:13 PM CDT
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You need to change the ending to, "Also cocks."
BlueMech
June 11th, 2006
10:53:06 PM CDT
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Were you really reading from the book?
h3llbring3r
June 11th, 2006
10:53:24 PM CDT
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LOL, and psychiatry is junk per scientology LOL!
foxymcfox
June 11th, 2006
11:00:34 PM CDT
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Sorry to disappoint, BlueMech, but my Voice Over is based on http://www.Tomahawk.ytmnd.com/ . I'm sure the book is more ridiculous than this.
Sobernuts
June 11th, 2006
11:33:03 PM CDT
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ok
Maed
June 11th, 2006
11:59:16 PM CDT
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ROFL
WeezerBlue
June 12th, 2006
1:18:13 AM CDT
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And arriving at a position it wasn't, it now is.
SurfNazi
June 12th, 2006
1:23:02 AM CDT
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Ava Paquette can suck my balls.
Chesterretje
June 12th, 2006
1:27:44 AM CDT
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haha unexpecting! awesome
zig973
June 12th, 2006
2:12:08 AM CDT
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YTMNDers know where they are at all times. They know this because they know where they aren't. By subtracting where they are, from there they aren't, the YTMNDers obtain a difference, or deviation.
Adino
June 12th, 2006
2:13:46 AM CDT
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I cracked up when I reconised the parody.
sup3r-m4rio
June 12th, 2006
2:15:59 AM CDT
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I'll vote five, but I agree to adding also cocks at the end...
dady5000
June 12th, 2006
2:23:00 AM CDT
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0.0 Nice announcer voice *DOES ANYBODY BELIEVE THIS CRAP?* lol
kujo62
June 12th, 2006
2:37:26 AM CDT
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omg i am liek a scientologist and this isn't funny at all!!1!!1! this is teh worst ytmnd i have evar seen.
lowcast
June 12th, 2006
2:37:39 AM CDT
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news!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Akadjjoel
June 12th, 2006
2:37:47 AM CDT
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LOL GREAT!!! :)
MuckRaker
June 12th, 2006
2:38:00 AM CDT
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Your hubbard-voice is quite Python-esque.
ArrowHead
June 12th, 2006
3:08:04 AM CDT
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you f*cked something up with the sound. it doesn't play under firefox.
robfunk
June 12th, 2006
3:18:13 AM CDT
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lol eeesnt
outoftunestring
June 12th, 2006
3:32:31 AM CDT
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MY HEAD ASPLODE
foxymcfox
June 12th, 2006
4:02:21 AM CDT
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ArrowHead: I just tested the site in FireFox and it worked just fine. I don't know what to tell you because I don't feel like typing out the speech, and it seems that everyone else can hear it just fine.
Nehemah
June 12th, 2006
4:54:31 AM CDT
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hehe, Scientology is like the Hollywood-Religion, just even more bizarre!
Punisher28
June 12th, 2006
5:03:37 AM CDT
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it all makes perfect sense now...
LadyAerowyn
June 12th, 2006
9:55:10 AM CDT
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Tomahawk missiles and scientology suck.
Teddyslayer86
June 12th, 2006
10:03:22 AM CDT
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My soul's guidance system is broken. It says I'm in burbank! WTF?
Mizzy
June 12th, 2006
10:07:58 AM CDT
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?
rheto
June 12th, 2006
10:28:47 AM CDT
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OMG I love it!
Raziell
June 12th, 2006
10:30:53 AM CDT
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You pronounce the word isn't strangely.
omgwtfbbq
June 12th, 2006
10:34:11 AM CDT
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I was going to five this, and then I heard the ending. I wish I could ten it.
ac6517
June 12th, 2006
10:44:47 AM CDT
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it works with firefox. also nice ending, don't change a thing :)
Fenlain
June 12th, 2006
10:53:37 AM CDT
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Awesome
State-of-mind
June 12th, 2006
11:00:47 AM CDT
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I dont get it. Is this supposed to be funny? It's just a cover of a book. It's a shame this is rated so high.
mirello
June 12th, 2006
11:00:49 AM CDT
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resubmit but I don't care.
guydeathmachine
June 12th, 2006
11:03:50 AM CDT
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DIANETICS NOW SPONSERS A NASCAR...
bananders
June 12th, 2006
11:40:03 AM CDT
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The Tomahawk missile site gave me a migraine, and so did this one. You nailed it right on the head, good job!
Diablo
June 12th, 2006
12:39:53 PM CDT
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can't believe people fall for this crap lol.
Kagato
June 12th, 2006
1:19:36 PM CDT
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Scientologists are the biggest idiots I've ever met.
REGomega
June 12th, 2006
2:35:17 PM CDT
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lol, tomahawk
VinDiesal
June 12th, 2006
3:17:35 PM CDT
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lol, Tom [ahawk] Cruise Missile
Brexford
June 12th, 2006
3:33:36 PM CDT
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owned.
mastershake916
June 12th, 2006
3:53:25 PM CDT
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That's greatness!
plantmonster
June 12th, 2006
4:01:45 PM CDT
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wow, just wow. y isnt janet reno breaking down their compound walls and murdering their children??
Ultimaswc3
June 12th, 2006
5:14:00 PM CDT
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Hilarious
RandomDragoonKain
June 12th, 2006
5:30:30 PM CDT
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+1
LastDay
June 12th, 2006
6:05:12 PM CDT
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LOL
Goneja
June 12th, 2006
6:18:17 PM CDT
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Five all the f*cking way. Great job.
closet-hag
June 12th, 2006
7:40:17 PM CDT
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I want to give you babies.
Xenu
June 12th, 2006
7:53:34 PM CDT
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That is some entertaining silly talk.
TakeshiSkunk
June 12th, 2006
8:30:00 PM CDT
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Ending was retarded, BUT you brought back the Tomahawk Missile :D
zkilla
June 12th, 2006
8:53:40 PM CDT
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1) works for me in firefox 2) great voice for this type of stuff!
basheron
June 12th, 2006
9:10:01 PM CDT
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rip off of old missile guidance audio, so -5, but it makes fun of scientology, so +10
Jesus666
June 12th, 2006
10:29:56 PM CDT
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tom cruise obeys scientology
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