America Vs. Canada
Created on: May 8th, 2006
America Vs. Canada
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America Vs. Canada is an EPIC battle!
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lolwtfbbqnsmb
May 8th, 2006
12:07:39 AM CDT
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older than jesus
Econojon
May 8th, 2006
12:07:58 AM CDT
(0)
BRILLIANT!
AtmaWepn
May 8th, 2006
12:09:02 AM CDT
(0)
If you're going to be a dick, can you at least have some new content for it?
TemplePilot
May 8th, 2006
12:09:20 AM CDT
(0)
lolwtfbbqnsm: "older than jesus" ---yet better.
Eggysrun
May 8th, 2006
12:09:50 AM CDT
(0)
Meh. Song didn't fit
Xider
May 8th, 2006
12:10:12 AM CDT
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AtmaWepn, how am I being a dick? o_O
Yort
May 8th, 2006
12:11:13 AM CDT
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On behalf of American Citizens, I apologize for that. But you damn Canadians better find a way to move your damn lighthouse! Call Mega-Movers!
AegisReflector
May 8th, 2006
12:11:47 AM CDT
(0)
lol urban legend
Nameless50
May 8th, 2006
12:12:04 AM CDT
(0)
MOVE YOUR LIGHTHOUSE!
rspopcorn
May 8th, 2006
12:23:41 AM CDT
(0)
olololol http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthse.htm
chaoxytal
May 8th, 2006
1:01:08 AM CDT
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Animation needs to be slowed down a little bit and ya, the music could be better. :0
sidescroller
May 8th, 2006
1:03:37 AM CDT
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I don't care if it's fake or not, whether you made it or not. It was funny, and the music made it funnier.
lando2
May 8th, 2006
1:05:36 AM CDT
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It's not real. It's a made-up joke. You're a moron. Canadians are stupid and gullible. Plus it's older than f*ck. You fail the internet.
Xider
May 8th, 2006
1:06:08 AM CDT
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Actually, dumbass, it was a 1 large jpeg image that I chopped up into 8 frames and added an image of an aircraft carrier and lighthouse on frame 7 and 8. Also, the first frame is 5 seconds in length, the 7th is 7 seconds in length, and all the rest are 3
ziggster
May 8th, 2006
1:11:16 AM CDT
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OK yes, it's old, everyone has seen it. but still a good laugh. worth a 4.
Bonerazer2007
May 8th, 2006
1:11:20 AM CDT
(0)
still funny
magicbeaverpelt
May 8th, 2006
1:12:01 AM CDT
(0)
this is normal. in the field it's known as Darwinism.
TheBloods
May 8th, 2006
1:12:20 AM CDT
(0)
lol, americans are dumb.
StevenHawking
December 20th, 2007
9:58:31 AM CST
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Nice generalization you made huh?
sys
May 8th, 2006
1:13:45 AM CDT
(0)
agree with first comment
AndySavage
May 8th, 2006
1:14:20 AM CDT
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Not that this helps America with our fabulously stereotypical arrogant prick image
kindpastor
May 8th, 2006
1:16:35 AM CDT
(0)
1'd for old, fake, and lame
innocentbystander
May 8th, 2006
1:23:23 AM CDT
(0)
*GROAN* This is one of the oldest jokes on the internet... I don't even think it's real.
EGGO
May 8th, 2006
1:26:59 AM CDT
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Old, fake (http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthse.htm), and music didn't fit. I wish there was a "0" rating while having it count.
swgc5
May 8th, 2006
1:29:04 AM CDT
(0)
Owned
KittenEater
May 8th, 2006
1:29:42 AM CDT
(0)
I 5'd this not because I like it, but because lando2 is a stupid American f*ck-tard.
Azoruk
May 8th, 2006
1:30:36 AM CDT
(0)
No.
Valamort
May 8th, 2006
1:30:44 AM CDT
(0)
pwnd!
Azoruk
May 8th, 2006
1:31:40 AM CDT
(0)
Yes.
Azoruk
May 8th, 2006
1:33:12 AM CDT
(0)
Maybe.
Rampagingfrodo
May 8th, 2006
1:35:25 AM CDT
(0)
hehe
brokenbacktango
May 8th, 2006
2:00:58 AM CDT
(0)
Canada FTW
stevethatsmyname
May 8th, 2006
2:04:17 AM CDT
(0)
OMGWIN
GrimFate19
May 8th, 2006
2:06:36 AM CDT
(0)
its old but still funny
Amenhotep2
May 8th, 2006
2:06:56 AM CDT
(0)
OH NOES, WE GOT PWNED BY THE CANUCKS.
MAgresta713
May 8th, 2006
2:09:16 AM CDT
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ScndPistonHonda
May 8th, 2006
2:10:05 AM CDT
(0)
time for america to stop funding the world, i guess.
gp
May 8th, 2006
2:11:23 AM CDT
(0)
Why do your canadian lighthouses hate freedom? AMERICA f*ck YEA!!
JoeLoud
May 8th, 2006
2:12:53 AM CDT
(0)
also canucks
food-factor-x
May 8th, 2006
2:12:54 AM CDT
(0)
seen it about a million times already
theflood
May 8th, 2006
2:13:46 AM CDT
(0)
go canada ☺
Stoi101
May 8th, 2006
2:15:00 AM CDT
(0)
Classic.
Nukeitall
May 8th, 2006
2:22:39 AM CDT
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Vreenak: IT'S A FAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ungodlyhitler
May 8th, 2006
2:23:25 AM CDT
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And it did not occur to the Canadians to tell them they were a lighthouse in the first place. Although the american ship could of handled it better.
Marth
May 8th, 2006
2:30:48 AM CDT
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USA USA yeah they better move their damn lighthouse USA USAUSSAAUS
papajohn
May 8th, 2006
2:32:35 AM CDT
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Whos the dumb one ? bah stupid cannadians, why bother telling the ship, theres a reason why they put lighthouses on rocks in the first place. like the there gonna accidently hit it
Shaun1018
May 8th, 2006
2:33:00 AM CDT
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LOL, Lighthouse.
Leks
May 8th, 2006
2:33:11 AM CDT
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1'd for posting a false urban ledgend. Penis envy ftl.
insanityinc
May 8th, 2006
2:35:33 AM CDT
(0)
Damn those lighthouses, DAMN THEM!!!!
Feuerfrei
May 8th, 2006
2:37:18 AM CDT
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stupid canadians
mmmmjournal
May 8th, 2006
2:37:45 AM CDT
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old, unfunny. And we could make Canada the 51st state if it was worth the effort.
boomaga
May 8th, 2006
2:42:00 AM CDT
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Snopes says this is fake and at least 19 years old, probably older: http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthse.htm
Fieron
May 8th, 2006
2:43:16 AM CDT
(0)
LOL!!!!!!!!!
turkback
May 8th, 2006
2:46:36 AM CDT
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Because carrier groups always set course for light houses.
iamthenra
May 8th, 2006
2:57:42 AM CDT
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Psh if I was the NAVY captain I would've done the same thing. They could've merely destroyed the peninsula the lighthouse was on.
iamthenra
May 8th, 2006
2:59:09 AM CDT
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Because seriously, Canadian lighthouses ftl.
nukedlikely
May 8th, 2006
2:59:52 AM CDT
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"Good if I could read half of it, and if it weren't old, stolen, and accompanied by generic music."
iamthenra
May 8th, 2006
3:00:09 AM CDT
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Oh and all the fake sh*t too. God I'm so f*cking bored.
spiffy144
May 8th, 2006
3:00:22 AM CDT
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Older than moses: http://www.bash.org/?408973 And the worst part is it's going to be top 15 today.
Apako
May 8th, 2006
3:00:51 AM CDT
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lol "This is the actual radio conversation...". If by "actual" you mean "fabricated", then yes.
selannefan
May 8th, 2006
3:02:08 AM CDT
(0)
fake
Xider
May 8th, 2006
3:02:43 AM CDT
(0)
Yup, so suck it.
Penfish
May 8th, 2006
3:03:29 AM CDT
(0)
Canadian Lighthouse > American Navy
kevin7676
May 8th, 2006
3:16:47 AM CDT
(0)
f*ck canada.
Supermanisme
May 8th, 2006
3:22:49 AM CDT
(0)
OLDER THAN JESUS' FECAL MATTER
Abiogenesis
May 8th, 2006
3:25:29 AM CDT
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read this in readers digest when i was but a lad
st00pid-n00b
May 8th, 2006
3:26:48 AM CDT
(0)
lol untrue
m0nde
May 8th, 2006
3:37:40 AM CDT
(0)
"God bless America and nowhere else!"
Galthorus
May 8th, 2006
3:38:41 AM CDT
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older than the internet but i still laughed at the end... Good use of music and pictures
MrLegend
May 8th, 2006
3:39:41 AM CDT
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and then the carrier group destroyed the lighthouse and the rest of the island.
Canon
May 8th, 2006
3:40:16 AM CDT
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lol America.
Makani
May 8th, 2006
3:46:57 AM CDT
(0)
lawl
WAchu
May 8th, 2006
3:47:43 AM CDT
(0)
snopes.com says it's false
elyk
May 8th, 2006
3:48:43 AM CDT
(0)
Canada = 1
stickthemepark
May 8th, 2006
3:51:03 AM CDT
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old but good
Darkard
May 8th, 2006
3:53:33 AM CDT
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Older than the internet. And it was not realy funny to start with
kinser
May 8th, 2006
3:56:47 AM CDT
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If your not america you're a poor bastard who relys on america to defend and support you. gtfo forgin f*ggots
Derth
May 8th, 2006
4:03:10 AM CDT
(0)
old and fake.
midnightkeyz
May 8th, 2006
4:09:27 AM CDT
(0)
Lol pwned.
afrodick
May 8th, 2006
4:13:22 AM CDT
(0)
Hahahhaa such an unpredictable ending.
wentonchan
May 8th, 2006
4:18:27 AM CDT
(0)
gratuitous use of preloader = phail
TheGreenman
May 8th, 2006
4:19:11 AM CDT
(0)
Old joke. Having to read it like a forum thread only makes it worse.
Virty
May 8th, 2006
4:22:48 AM CDT
(0)
Older than jesus. Our ships can sail through rock.
kevin7676
May 8th, 2006
4:52:16 AM CDT
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like we'd purposely start sh*t with another nation's military just because they wouldn't move a damn boat. Then again, it is canada. f*ck 'em
scythekeeper
May 8th, 2006
4:53:18 AM CDT
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i like the add with the irish guys better..... oh yeah....OLD'D!
Creeggs
May 8th, 2006
4:55:53 AM CDT
(0)
Older than black Jesus
Chav-Slayer
May 8th, 2006
5:01:23 AM CDT
(0)
5'd for moronic comments.
jessthemessy
May 8th, 2006
5:01:25 AM CDT
(0)
This is the lamest anti-American bullsh*t ever made.
Mire
May 8th, 2006
5:09:59 AM CDT
(0)
5 to spite downvoters.
NightOption
May 8th, 2006
5:17:00 AM CDT
(0)
Old joke.
Death-Incarnate
May 8th, 2006
5:18:51 AM CDT
(0)
Yeah, it pretty much just doesn't deliver.
TheBigDawg
May 8th, 2006
5:27:05 AM CDT
(0)
http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthse.htm
Bradness
May 8th, 2006
5:28:13 AM CDT
(0)
Hahahaha America sucks cock
highnikan
May 8th, 2006
5:47:15 AM CDT
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So how did it end? Did they move the light house or did the US naval ship but its huge, filthy rich, captolist and loving it cock up canadas ass? dont start a story and not finish it man...thats poor manners
Tooooon
May 8th, 2006
5:53:00 AM CDT
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America DOES suck cock. But Australia's worse :P
Lycanthrope
May 8th, 2006
5:57:05 AM CDT
(0)
Yeah this is pretty old and pointless
GaryD
May 8th, 2006
5:58:00 AM CDT
(0)
i chuckled = 4 made fun of america = 6 average = 5
Poodom
May 8th, 2006
5:58:09 AM CDT
(0)
When did aircraft carriers start traveling in waters close to lighthouses... especially Canadian ones
Nyte
May 8th, 2006
6:00:09 AM CDT
(0)
Ugly and Fail
deadphishiy
May 8th, 2006
6:07:28 AM CDT
(0)
shoulda blown it up
memeppkeke1
May 8th, 2006
6:16:18 AM CDT
(0)
http://www.bash.org/?408973 Your a month to late sorry sir.... _________________________________________________
NESer
May 8th, 2006
6:18:55 AM CDT
(0)
Canada sucks
memeppkeke1
May 8th, 2006
6:20:36 AM CDT
(0)
kontraband,om/show/show.asp?ID=1224&CAT=tvads&NSFW=0&rtn=search-1224&Keywords=USS
Econojon
May 8th, 2006
6:24:10 AM CDT
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America will win...you will see!
DarKxJesTeR
May 8th, 2006
6:25:08 AM CDT
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this is old but still funny yet there is a point here......WE NEED A "US VS. CANADA FAD"!!!!!!
Mr-Shroom
May 8th, 2006
6:28:25 AM CDT
(0)
Untrue; Check snopes.com...old as hell joke.
Ducman69
May 8th, 2006
6:37:22 AM CDT
(0)
Fake + Pro-Hoser = 1
swamphox
May 8th, 2006
6:43:19 AM CDT
(0)
funny, but its an urban legend
bmcd10
May 8th, 2006
6:50:30 AM CDT
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American's penis is bigger than yours.
kerred
May 8th, 2006
7:01:20 AM CDT
(0)
If I haven't seen it, its new to me ^_^
RentACop
May 8th, 2006
7:36:04 AM CDT
(0)
fake!
fj311
May 8th, 2006
7:46:42 AM CDT
(0)
Fake.
headshotmaster
May 8th, 2006
7:48:37 AM CDT
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I'm american and I think this is funny. THE INTERNETS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS!!!!111
vizin
May 8th, 2006
8:06:20 AM CDT
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Damn lighthouses alwas get in the way
Ripraptor
May 8th, 2006
8:08:43 AM CDT
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It's an old joke, that's been done.
downvoter
May 8th, 2006
8:08:55 AM CDT
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Jimbobsama
May 8th, 2006
8:14:29 AM CDT
(0)
It's an urban legend, didn't really take place - http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthse.htm
thepainter
May 8th, 2006
8:17:11 AM CDT
(0)
old and fake
genkidama20
May 8th, 2006
8:23:24 AM CDT
(0)
pwnt
ProtossX
May 8th, 2006
8:24:35 AM CDT
(0)
cant even read that sh*t f*cking 1'd learn to f*cking use clear text u dumbass
Atvar
May 8th, 2006
8:31:29 AM CDT
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Created in the late '80s, and a complete urban legend.
zalb
May 8th, 2006
8:36:42 AM CDT
(0)
I lolled.
cloudyprison
May 8th, 2006
8:37:20 AM CDT
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Even if its fake, it still holds alot of truth. Jesus ain't no downvoter. :)
Jamou
May 8th, 2006
8:45:56 AM CDT
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AHahh, once again, americans can suck my dick, you know, people of US, your country is slowy, but surely, going down, your economy is f*cked up and YOU f*ckIN RELY on other poor coutries, that mean..
Jamou
May 8th, 2006
8:47:16 AM CDT
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After the WW 2, there should have been a universal dollar, instead a a powerful US dollar, thats why there is so much poor people in the world, i hate USA, i hate ytmnd, i hate american f*gs like you all.. plz vote me 5
Overlord26
May 8th, 2006
8:50:41 AM CDT
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Yeah figure out how to move your lighthouses guys, seriously thier just gettin in the way
janxy
May 8th, 2006
8:50:50 AM CDT
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5'd for making a bunch of people complain about how 'old' and 'fake' this thing is. I think its funny even if it IS fake.
ihateapples
May 8th, 2006
8:57:03 AM CDT
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i like it cause canada wins but its older than my ass
CaptainObvious
May 8th, 2006
9:00:46 AM CDT
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Expected/seen before / 5.
RicoCaaitdhaz
May 8th, 2006
9:00:54 AM CDT
(0)
sounds about right
SpliceVW
May 8th, 2006
9:01:33 AM CDT
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Freakin hilarious, but 1'd for use of preloader when it was not needed.
Halifax5000
May 8th, 2006
9:01:33 AM CDT
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made me lol, ah, its so nice to be a Canadian to get such a good laugh from something like this, oh america, whatever you do, you never fail in humiliating yourself for the world (even if it is a joke)
stefy71
May 8th, 2006
9:01:54 AM CDT
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haha this is gold! stupid f*ckin Americans!
blizzardo
May 8th, 2006
9:03:41 AM CDT
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CANADA F*CK YEAH!!!
leadyoyo
May 8th, 2006
9:04:05 AM CDT
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ah yes, remember when the internet was born? this joke came out 2 days later.
Azegoroth
May 8th, 2006
9:05:26 AM CDT
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Old stuff, old music.
JCRiotz
May 8th, 2006
9:06:20 AM CDT
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I'm a lighthouse...
valium
May 8th, 2006
9:07:11 AM CDT
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yeah, it's old, but I laughed... 5'd
theo47
May 8th, 2006
9:08:07 AM CDT
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Only America thinks it's the greatest country in the world. Thanks to Dubya, we poll somewhere near Russia now, globally. Besides, who cares?
eltunahemoto
May 8th, 2006
9:15:51 AM CDT
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haha, I love how a bunch of americans are quick to defend, lolololololol
PirateSteve
May 8th, 2006
9:16:23 AM CDT
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Music doesn't fit, and the joke is older than most of the people here.
McMelvin
May 8th, 2006
9:19:08 AM CDT
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This is old...Your words cycle way to fast...try to be original next time.
nismo180sx
May 8th, 2006
9:20:31 AM CDT
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snopes.com pwn you
monki
May 8th, 2006
9:26:26 AM CDT
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Canadian Pride FOR THE LOSE!
SecretPolice
May 8th, 2006
9:26:48 AM CDT
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hahahaha canada rules usa droolz
WarszawaScream
May 8th, 2006
9:28:47 AM CDT
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Older than the dinosaurs, but still gets me to LOL.
MRJAX
May 8th, 2006
9:30:48 AM CDT
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a sh*tty old joke and it is not about american and canada you fool its about a tanker and a fishing trawler
maxfuk
May 8th, 2006
9:43:05 AM CDT
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Wow. You actually thought that was real? Its word for word from a damn TV commercial retard.
orizzle
May 8th, 2006
9:43:52 AM CDT
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It's funny cuz even if it's fake, it's believable cuz americans are f*cktards.
ibanezdude
May 8th, 2006
9:50:35 AM CDT
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old but funny
OriginalHibbs
May 8th, 2006
9:53:07 AM CDT
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ROFL! stupid americans lol
AgentMuller
May 8th, 2006
9:53:53 AM CDT
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Fake, not that funny anyway. How the hell did it make it to the top?
pepsicorp
May 8th, 2006
9:56:39 AM CDT
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lmao
rudeness
May 8th, 2006
9:57:41 AM CDT
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Canada is like a retarded cousin to the United States, we get embarrassed when other countries bring you up in conversation about the North American family.
JackWarren
May 8th, 2006
10:08:02 AM CDT
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yes because every american is in the navy and therefore stupid...goddam elitist canadian socialist pricks...and oh yeah, fake/old w/e f*ck canadians
GIVEMEREPLAY
May 8th, 2006
10:10:02 AM CDT
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Might be old, moves too fast, but I cracked up. I punched that n*gg*, then I bounced out.
VenomHowell
May 8th, 2006
10:10:44 AM CDT
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Best part, fake or not, is that it's the Newfoundlanders pwning the Americans. NEWFOUNDLAND FTW!
danmanx
May 8th, 2006
10:10:47 AM CDT
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LOL! BUT KANEDA STILL SUCKS!
SovietRussia
May 8th, 2006
10:14:49 AM CDT
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I love America, hate Canada, realize how old this is...and still find it amusing. Let's all chill out people.
koning
May 8th, 2006
10:15:43 AM CDT
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lighthouse owns all
vxskud
May 8th, 2006
10:17:48 AM CDT
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canada ftw
markjbell
May 8th, 2006
10:19:44 AM CDT
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hahha burn... canada is in america
Crackah
May 8th, 2006
10:24:12 AM CDT
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Funniest thing EVER!
Darth-l33t
May 8th, 2006
10:24:28 AM CDT
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I make a YTMND out of every email forwarded to me too.
Crackah
May 8th, 2006
10:25:20 AM CDT
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I think it's even funnier how Americans can't take a joke so they down vote this site!
Jon55
May 8th, 2006
10:25:57 AM CDT
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awesome
JackWarren
May 8th, 2006
10:26:25 AM CDT
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actually im from Somalia, America set us straight back in the 90s, and were fine. How do I have a computer you may ask? I killed some folks. So sue me.
Spacellama
May 8th, 2006
10:26:39 AM CDT
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English usage ftw
SpinningKick
May 8th, 2006
10:28:16 AM CDT
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about as actual as my second *sshole
Spacellama
May 8th, 2006
10:28:45 AM CDT
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Btw, where's that from, even though it's probably fake >.>
SLjimbolian
May 8th, 2006
10:35:06 AM CDT
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Viewhacked?
SupaPhly
May 8th, 2006
10:35:46 AM CDT
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too fast!
Father-McKenzie
May 8th, 2006
10:36:01 AM CDT
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hegemony 4evr
autonova
May 8th, 2006
10:43:31 AM CDT
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ace
faschwaa
May 8th, 2006
10:44:02 AM CDT
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5'd to counter the dickheads who 1 it because it's a joke.
Willsnotgay
May 8th, 2006
10:47:15 AM CDT
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classic
CaptainZeep
May 8th, 2006
10:48:14 AM CDT
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Totally fake. http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthse.htm
Spotz
May 8th, 2006
10:52:04 AM CDT
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Older than Jesus.
Nemes1s
May 8th, 2006
10:55:19 AM CDT
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we brake for nobody...and nothing!
ac6517
May 8th, 2006
10:55:23 AM CDT
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this was hilarious in 1997 when it came out and before we knew how fake it was.
koios
May 8th, 2006
10:57:47 AM CDT
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Yeah, failure. Older than the internet itself. Seriously. This dates back to the 60's.
fishface60
May 8th, 2006
10:59:47 AM CDT
(0)
Urban legend and a beer advert, but the lighthouse is scottish
i-got-laid
May 8th, 2006
11:06:43 AM CDT
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lol Americans... so stupid
djScientist
May 8th, 2006
11:07:50 AM CDT
(0)
lol, canuckia
Tranceplant
May 8th, 2006
11:12:28 AM CDT
(0)
LOL! Amercians PWNED! Yeah.. I know that story is old.. I read it somewhere else.. still funny! PWNED!!
Tranceplant
May 8th, 2006
11:13:49 AM CDT
(0)
I have respect for some respectful Americans.. but all you american downvoters... f*ck YOU!
Zappa
May 8th, 2006
11:14:09 AM CDT
(0)
Lol owned
bibliophobe
May 8th, 2006
11:14:29 AM CDT
(0)
Old and false
asdfdsa
May 8th, 2006
11:17:42 AM CDT
(0)
Old joke, canada sucks.
clayasaurus
May 8th, 2006
11:19:50 AM CDT
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Normally I would 5 something like this. Comedic rivalry between Canada and America is always fun. But you used an extremely old piece of content. Originality is key.
vigilante4x
May 8th, 2006
11:20:17 AM CDT
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Old, but still funny.
LonerTool
May 8th, 2006
11:20:29 AM CDT
(0)
soooooooooooo oooooooooooooold
clayasaurus
May 8th, 2006
11:21:15 AM CDT
(0)
Also how ironic is it Canadians claim Americans are dumb but jump on the bandwagon for FAKE ammunition in the "Canada vs America" deal?
evilregal
May 8th, 2006
11:25:17 AM CDT
(0)
old urban legends=perfect ytmnd material?
GGCrono4
May 8th, 2006
11:28:35 AM CDT
(0)
http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthse.htm
fascistkokomo
May 8th, 2006
11:28:50 AM CDT
(0)
This circa 1950s Cliche doesn't deserve to be in the top 15.
ScrotalTuck
May 8th, 2006
11:29:12 AM CDT
(0)
LOL INFERIORITY COMPLEX!!!
Shen
May 8th, 2006
11:31:25 AM CDT
(0)
seen it about a million and one times already
nukeydizzle
May 8th, 2006
11:31:52 AM CDT
(0)
lol airplanes flew into your buildings and went pewpewpewpew. war of 1812, NUFF SAID HOLLA BACK
vertigo
May 8th, 2006
11:33:17 AM CDT
(0)
1'd for not being real.
vertigo
May 8th, 2006
11:34:28 AM CDT
(0)
On second thought, 5'd because it's still hilarious.
nukeydizzle
May 8th, 2006
11:35:54 AM CDT
(0)
someguy73
May 8th, 2006
11:37:19 AM CDT
(0)
Thats an OLD joke.
Other-Guy
May 8th, 2006
11:37:38 AM CDT
(0)
LOL!!!! NEWFOUNDLAND FTW!
jasonkrowe
May 8th, 2006
11:38:19 AM CDT
(0)
pwned.
KangarooKirby
May 8th, 2006
11:38:30 AM CDT
(0)
Old... and NOT true, contrary to what it claims.
ronaz
May 8th, 2006
11:39:10 AM CDT
(0)
every 1 star raters are americans, every 5 stars raters are canadians, if i rate it 3 .. what am i?
Bleedthrough
May 8th, 2006
11:42:24 AM CDT
(0)
Not true, either
JoM
May 8th, 2006
11:43:02 AM CDT
(0)
Funny despite it being fake. Only redeeming factor is the music. Where's it from?
Cryptic
May 8th, 2006
11:44:38 AM CDT
(0)
Hooray!
Jedi11209
May 8th, 2006
11:47:23 AM CDT
(0)
i'm american. its a 5 for general stupidity. I still hate canadia
Toad-88
May 8th, 2006
11:52:16 AM CDT
(0)
still a good laugh...go downvote some cosby or running in the 90's fad you "older than jesus" people.
DarkTree
May 8th, 2006
11:54:51 AM CDT
(0)
oh sh*t. the Canadians won at something other than hockey.
the-clansman
May 8th, 2006
11:58:57 AM CDT
(0)
From which nation are the majority of the down-voters? Correct answer gets one win.
fascistkokomo
May 8th, 2006
12:03:21 PM CDT
(0)
Probably the same nation the majority of the users are from maybe? Durrrrr...
JackWarren
May 8th, 2006
12:04:41 PM CDT
(0)
somalia
jung
May 8th, 2006
12:05:27 PM CDT
(0)
old, fake, stolen, and a horrible ytmnd
bentebert
May 8th, 2006
12:10:12 PM CDT
(0)
This is the oldest ever.
ardeo
May 8th, 2006
12:10:55 PM CDT
(0)
Old. Fail.
Soup1337
May 8th, 2006
12:12:23 PM CDT
(0)
Americans fail
ILikeFish
May 8th, 2006
12:12:46 PM CDT
(0)
lol, a proud 5
Falconfire
May 8th, 2006
12:14:44 PM CDT
(0)
older than dirt and not even true. the original ship in the joke was the coral sea, which was a decommisioned ship at the time of the joke.
JRich
May 8th, 2006
12:16:34 PM CDT
(0)
Blast that lighthouse!
thaumaturgic
May 8th, 2006
12:19:48 PM CDT
(0)
LOL AMERKKKANS R SO STUPID TAKE THAT!!!!!!!11~~~
StupidBunny
May 8th, 2006
12:22:21 PM CDT
(0)
I saw the video version of this. But this is still good.
Solidsnake2085
May 8th, 2006
12:22:43 PM CDT
(0)
Thats the lighthouse's fault for not saying it was a lighthouse right away.
gsutphin11
May 8th, 2006
12:23:48 PM CDT
(0)
horrible
WTFNation
May 8th, 2006
12:25:46 PM CDT
(0)
Lol gp: "Why do your canadian lighthouses hate freedom? AMERICA f*ck YEA!!"
Makana
May 8th, 2006
12:26:16 PM CDT
(0)
Old as f*cking hell.
MontyZooma
May 8th, 2006
12:34:40 PM CDT
(0)
Everything you read on the interweb is true.
Trigonometry
May 8th, 2006
12:38:29 PM CDT
(0)
f*cking old.
cheeez
May 8th, 2006
12:44:11 PM CDT
(0)
LOL DKMOEENT
Voca
May 8th, 2006
12:45:38 PM CDT
(0)
Well who saw that coming? -_-
sethdonut
May 8th, 2006
12:46:25 PM CDT
(0)
... welcome to the Internet.
wallet
May 8th, 2006
12:46:51 PM CDT
(0)
Fake, mis-matched music, too short timing on the final U.S. line
jmck0320
May 8th, 2006
12:49:43 PM CDT
(0)
A little rough, but has a good punch line (and I'm an American, btw). If it were slower, that might be better too.
DaDigits
May 8th, 2006
12:51:06 PM CDT
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I found it to be funnier then sh*t but as a red blooded American I found it to hard to give a five so here is a 4. Damn light house should have moved.
BaconedEggs
May 8th, 2006
12:51:27 PM CDT
(0)
repost for emphasis. http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthse.htm
jmck0320
May 8th, 2006
12:51:33 PM CDT
(0)
Sorry, I changed my rating to a 1 star because it might be untrue. I will form a committee to establish how true it is and then we will decide on a rating.
KalleR
May 8th, 2006
12:52:08 PM CDT
(0)
older than the noodly appendage of fsm
TwoDee
May 8th, 2006
12:53:56 PM CDT
(0)
"Im american so im going to take offence and cry. 1'd." - gtfo.
Pyrogore
May 8th, 2006
12:54:32 PM CDT
(0)
First time i saw this one. Too bad the music is overused.
MarlboroMan
May 8th, 2006
12:54:42 PM CDT
(0)
This is both old and fake and not funny.
crunkcloud
May 8th, 2006
12:55:22 PM CDT
(0)
Typical American attitude.
TheGrouch
May 8th, 2006
12:56:20 PM CDT
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1 because: 1. Its not true. 2. A modern Naval ship has about a .00001% probability of not know it is close to a coast. 3. If an aircraft carrier of any nation really wanted a lighthouse to move, that f*cking lighthouse would move one way or the other.
modernlifeispat
May 8th, 2006
1:02:18 PM CDT
(0)
also lighthouses.
Night-Hawk
May 8th, 2006
1:04:54 PM CDT
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you say canadians are stupid yet we have tv shows that show how stupid you are, like jakalopes and seal hunting on the north saskatchewan river, lol morons
SinisterCRX
May 8th, 2006
1:05:04 PM CDT
(0)
rofl. But it's not like the Canadians really explained themselves. It's not true anyways,so f*ck you all that put down America.
TheCuza
May 8th, 2006
1:07:47 PM CDT
(0)
Go Canada!
xXWaspXx
May 8th, 2006
1:08:32 PM CDT
(0)
lmfao canada>america
YouWereMyBrother
May 8th, 2006
1:09:51 PM CDT
(0)
Maybe it isn't real...but it made me laugh. =)
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