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penguineater

January 25th, 2006

12:33:34 AM CST

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LOL

Shogon

January 25th, 2006

12:36:55 AM CST

(0)

bwahaha

pyrobunny1337

January 25th, 2006

12:38:30 AM CST

(0)

lmfao. winnar!

an84danarchist

January 25th, 2006

12:38:34 AM CST

(0)

LMFAO!!!! NICE ONE!! BEST NOOOOOO!!! EVER!!! OMG LEET!!!

badboybadd

January 25th, 2006

12:39:35 AM CST

(0)

your screen name also contributed to my lol on this one.

grassleaf

January 25th, 2006

12:41:22 AM CST

(0)

Whoops.

TSD

January 25th, 2006

12:42:41 AM CST

(0)

Nice

Bradley339

January 25th, 2006

12:43:27 AM CST

(0)

That was great!

RuBBa-cHiKiN

January 25th, 2006

12:48:00 AM CST

(0)

ROFL! Vader Fails at Lightsabers

DeathZero

January 25th, 2006

12:49:57 AM CST

(0)

Oh god, I did not see that coming. You win, good day sir.

redmenace

January 25th, 2006

12:52:12 AM CST

(0)

thats great

jcraig1701

January 25th, 2006

12:54:31 AM CST

(0)

that's funny stuff man

cheekygirl

January 25th, 2006

12:58:33 AM CST

(0)

LMFAO!!!!!

Knucinos

January 25th, 2006

12:58:46 AM CST

(2)

OH MAN I SHOT MARVIN IN THE FACE

TenaciousA

January 25th, 2006

1:00:38 AM CST

(0)

yea I thought about that too... see if I could get Mace in there somehow and use the lines from pulp fiction, oh well

Pherguson

January 25th, 2006

1:45:30 AM CST

(0)

lightsabers dont make u bleed dummy

amcoolio

January 25th, 2006

1:45:47 AM CST

(0)

This is the winner

Patashu

January 25th, 2006

1:49:17 AM CST

(0)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

cerberus

January 25th, 2006

2:05:38 AM CST

(0)

omg i lol'd. this is unexpected and surprisingly funny. don't add in other sound bytes imo, it's fine the way it is. true that lightsabers don't make u bleed, but it needs it for this to work.

Celark

January 25th, 2006

2:49:45 AM CST

(0)

LOL OW

TheEvilTwin

January 25th, 2006

3:27:28 AM CST

(0)

Haha alternate ending ftw.

Toridas

January 25th, 2006

3:35:00 AM CST

(0)

-2 for having blood. Everyone knows that lightsabers cauterize wounds before the victims have a chance to bleed.

DarkOwl

January 25th, 2006

4:16:06 AM CST

(0)

OOPSIES

xxblindchildxx

January 25th, 2006

4:24:26 AM CST

(0)

lol @ Toridas 5'd however.

Walter43210

January 25th, 2006

4:25:13 AM CST

(0)

Beautiful. You win at the internet.

supacrip

January 25th, 2006

4:26:30 AM CST

(0)

damn this one sucks lol

Soggedge

January 25th, 2006

5:29:23 AM CST

(0)

lol, ups

unknownbuzz

January 25th, 2006

5:42:39 AM CST

(0)

WIN

Dorkchop

January 25th, 2006

7:10:22 AM CST

(0)

Logged in to five this.

Shortone

January 25th, 2006

7:15:18 AM CST

(0)

totally caught me off guard...great comedic timing too. That movie would have been much cooler if that had happened.

ChibiGoku

January 25th, 2006

7:25:13 AM CST

(0)

No indeed.

uzi9mm

January 25th, 2006

7:53:53 AM CST

(0)

this wins

Jpsousa4

January 25th, 2006

8:18:42 AM CST

(0)

LOL! 5!

Solidsnake2085

January 25th, 2006

8:18:43 AM CST

(0)

LOL Vader kills 5'D

Rohaq

January 25th, 2006

8:21:18 AM CST

(0)

Awesome, I like it! And there would be blood; the heat from the lightsaber would boil the liquids inside the head and cause gore to explode from the eyes. Jus' sayin'.

Trebar

January 25th, 2006

8:39:51 AM CST

(0)

The Emperor did not foresee that little oopsie.

hewhowearspants

January 25th, 2006

9:15:49 AM CST

(0)

hahahahaha

lamonisucks

January 25th, 2006

9:15:59 AM CST

(0)

To those who say there shouldn't be blood, watch the cantina scene in A New Hope again.

citizenlame

January 25th, 2006

9:29:59 AM CST

(0)

Sabre's a little fat, but still funny.

msmarceau

January 25th, 2006

9:36:16 AM CST

(0)

sdlkfjsdlfkjsldfkj!!!!!

Adino

January 25th, 2006

9:48:04 AM CST

(0)

Hey super dorky dipturds! You blast a lightsaber though somebody's face cauterizing or not there is going to be some blood from the force of having something going though you f*cking skull noobies.

Charlok

January 25th, 2006

9:48:59 AM CST

(0)

lol, thats quite a slip up.

tehleet

January 25th, 2006

9:48:59 AM CST

(0)

yes YES *YES*

Kiernos

January 25th, 2006

9:49:10 AM CST

(0)

lol...

southpark

January 25th, 2006

9:52:51 AM CST

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and what a slip up. luke should of senced that, but luke is a moron

Shen

January 25th, 2006

10:13:16 AM CST

(0)

whoops!

tiptoegecko

January 25th, 2006

10:13:27 AM CST

(0)

f*cking nice XD

diablo1387

January 25th, 2006

10:41:09 AM CST

(0)

"OH MAN I SHOT MARVIN IN THE FACE" XD +5 for that comment

innocentbystander

January 25th, 2006

10:41:26 AM CST

(0)

Awesome!

tosseddwarf

January 25th, 2006

10:41:47 AM CST

(0)

That thought has always been in the back of my head, props for bringing it to life.

Zero-Omega

January 25th, 2006

11:03:13 AM CST

(0)

the NOOOO thing usually isnt funny anymore, but you really scored on this one

Akrady

January 25th, 2006

11:21:05 AM CST

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Guess that dead man switch thing wasn't such a bad idea now, was it Luke?

guycaballero

January 25th, 2006

11:25:05 AM CST

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Oh Noes!!! Lightsabres don't make you bleed. Shut up, nerds. BIG 5!!!

JaziB

January 25th, 2006

11:35:29 AM CST

(0)

Hahaha nice.

January 25th, 2006

(0)

January 25th, 2006

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Assuming we go along with the "force of impact theory" it still wouldn't explain why the blood somehow flies around Luke's head and onto Vader's suit. But that's irrelevant cause lightsabers would simply evaporate all head matter instantly.

gregtestagent

January 25th, 2006

12:20:25 PM CST

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The force is too strong with this one,lmfao.

Mastodon

January 25th, 2006

12:38:24 PM CST

(0)

Make it flow better.

GTOnizukadude

January 25th, 2006

12:54:44 PM CST

(0)

5'd even with the blood mistake. "That name means BEYOOW!"

Toxikator

January 25th, 2006

1:14:19 PM CST

(0)

Funny, but you lose 1 point for that f*cking NOOO sound.

kevin7676

January 25th, 2006

1:18:33 PM CST

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5 for the long pause between Luke dieing and "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

kevin7676

January 25th, 2006

1:20:28 PM CST

(0)

BOOM HEADSHOT

DarthErik

January 25th, 2006

1:22:02 PM CST

(0)

-1 for the saber sound being waaaaaay too loud. Great blood spatter, though.

Rotgut

January 25th, 2006

1:25:10 PM CST

(0)

Too funny!

djscubasteve

January 25th, 2006

1:26:54 PM CST

(0)

HAHAHAHA

Silver-Ace

January 25th, 2006

1:35:13 PM CST

(0)

ROFLMAO!!!

vigilante4x

January 25th, 2006

1:37:56 PM CST

(0)

Vader fails. Not as good as the Wheel of Fortune one though.

MANICKILLAZ

January 25th, 2006

1:46:41 PM CST

(0)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LOLOLOL!!! LOLOLOL INTERNET LOL

TenaciousA

January 25th, 2006

2:00:48 PM CST

(0)

ok, here are some answers:

TenaciousA

January 25th, 2006

2:01:54 PM CST

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1.Blood: basically, the joke isn't as funny without it. Its so much funnier to zoom into his blood splattered face, and who knows maybe since it was just turned on it wasn't hot enough to cauterize, or force of impact, whatever, just a joke

Slyyam

January 25th, 2006

2:02:31 PM CST

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LOL WOW... that f*cking kicked ass. Wasn't expecting that in the least. "Clumsy Vader slips up again" haha

TenaciousA

January 25th, 2006

2:03:02 PM CST

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2.Loud Saber: thats part of the joke. Its supposed to be a surprise that catches you off guard.

TenaciousA

January 25th, 2006

2:04:08 PM CST

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3.Nooooo: It would be almost disrespectful to make a Vader site without some reference to that fad, especially when presented with such a perfect opportunity. It's just noooostalgia

Blizzaga

January 25th, 2006

2:25:50 PM CST

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In a New Hope, when Obi Wan cuts off the doods arm in the "wretched hive of scum and villainy," there's blood.

stevexii

January 25th, 2006

2:29:43 PM CST

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decent.

Virty

January 25th, 2006

2:34:19 PM CST

(0)

OMG, OM-F-G!

ortsac

January 25th, 2006

2:45:42 PM CST

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I was like "how does he screw this up?" Right. pretty gewd

gtorisu9se

January 25th, 2006

2:48:53 PM CST

(0)

HAHHAAHAA

GhettoBooty

January 25th, 2006

2:56:54 PM CST

(0)

Classicly excellent.

Stellar

January 25th, 2006

3:00:56 PM CST

(0)

Hosh*t! That was great.

TehBeefah

January 25th, 2006

3:02:22 PM CST

(0)

+5 for awesomeness, -1 for blood/fat saber. Could get another +1 if a stormtrooper runs up behind him and goes BOOM HEADSHOT!

diablo4ever9999

January 25th, 2006

3:14:56 PM CST

(0)

Make the lightsaber red and you'll be 5'd

Ferias40knut

January 25th, 2006

3:17:04 PM CST

(0)

LOL

Lord-Vader

January 25th, 2006

3:24:59 PM CST

(0)

-2 for blood. There's no blood with lightsabers. And -2 for not giving him his red lightsaber.

Tennouheika

January 25th, 2006

3:27:03 PM CST

(0)

^ Lord Vadar fails at life for not realizing that Vadar was holding Luke's Light saber. LOL at YTMND.

ytmnd1337

January 25th, 2006

3:42:11 PM CST

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YOU WIN THE INTERNET (and the Star Wars Trilogy on DVD)! To the downvoters, watch the Cantina scene, the Wampa scene, and the scene in which Darth Maul is sliced in half and you'll see blood from lightsabers (there is a mist of blood around Maul's chest).

ytmnd1337

January 25th, 2006

3:43:17 PM CST

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To Lord-Vader, he is holding Luke's green lightsaber. Sometimes I wonder if people like you have even seen these movies. (NOOOOOO!!!!!)

Petrarch

January 25th, 2006

3:59:21 PM CST

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Pretty good, but even refreshing it still leaves it out of sync. My browser must suck.

cerberus

January 25th, 2006

4:03:03 PM CST

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ignore all suggestions for change that were mentioned, it's fine the way it is. and some of u go watch the movie ffs!

Drac39

January 25th, 2006

4:11:42 PM CST

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Terrific!

Virty

January 25th, 2006

4:21:01 PM CST

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There's been blood before (episode) from a lightsaber strike, it's just that the movies don't have that much blood -period- because it tries to maintain a low age rating.

starkweather

January 25th, 2006

4:22:56 PM CST

(0)

LOL, awesome.

lolship

January 25th, 2006

4:43:47 PM CST

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f*ckin Gold

January 25th, 2006

(0)

January 25th, 2006

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Usually when I see a ytmnd, I usually smile, grin, or chuckle, but I full blown lmfao'D on this one. Good job!

Keaton-Prower

January 25th, 2006

5:02:02 PM CST

(0)

oh exploitable!

explodingmuffin

January 25th, 2006

5:06:03 PM CST

(0)

XFD

Bobdole23

January 25th, 2006

5:25:33 PM CST

(0)

omg 5

Pherguson

January 25th, 2006

5:54:31 PM CST

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the Aqualish's blood has a higher bioling point then humans and still it was very little blood, just the left over that couldn't be instantly boiled

Saucy

January 25th, 2006

6:07:56 PM CST

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Reminds me of Pulp Fiction.

IndianaFett

January 25th, 2006

6:08:15 PM CST

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"And -2 for not giving him his red lightsaber" Vader was holding Luke's saber, idiot.

lessthan3

January 25th, 2006

6:09:27 PM CST

(0)

messy!

andaloo

January 25th, 2006

6:48:26 PM CST

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Funny, but the GIF could use a bit of work (just to make things look a bit more realistic).

flairflop

January 25th, 2006

6:53:57 PM CST

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO way could I downvote this.

LostPenguin

January 25th, 2006

7:05:44 PM CST

(0)

NOOOOO

funkwich

January 25th, 2006

7:18:52 PM CST

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(re: cantina saber blood) "the Aqualish's blood has a higher bioling point then humans and still it was very little blood, just the left over that couldn't be instantly boiled" - and i thought i was a nerd. anyway, this is great!

TenaciousA

January 25th, 2006

7:26:46 PM CST

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Sandwich-Pirate: here is the original image if u want. http://tinypic.com/view/?pic=mkvqs3 have at er!

funkwich

January 25th, 2006

7:28:55 PM CST

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changing my vote. this is 5 material.

Goneja

January 25th, 2006

7:36:50 PM CST

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f*cking hilarious.. especially when you can hear he tries to say something but just can't shortly after he kills luke..

reinhardt

January 25th, 2006

7:39:05 PM CST

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I love the blank stare after he gouges his sons head.

kikadet

January 25th, 2006

7:44:07 PM CST

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That... was gold.

ianschmidt

January 25th, 2006

8:00:41 PM CST

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to the -2 for the blood comment a light saber ..would make you bleed if you got dombed by it.. it wouldnt fuse the skin in your brain youd be gushing >_

silverfirex

January 25th, 2006

8:23:37 PM CST

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HAHA!! Teh Win!!

WalkerTexasRanger

January 25th, 2006

8:37:56 PM CST

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lame

MeanBlueSpider

January 25th, 2006

8:44:16 PM CST

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GOLD! I think it could use a thud from Luke's body collapsing, tho. :-P

Nemes1s

January 25th, 2006

9:00:03 PM CST

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Stop the blood discussion! Don't bitch about things that can or can not happen in a sci-fi movie. The blood is what makes the moment great.

coffy

January 25th, 2006

9:33:05 PM CST

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OMFG! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

drjones56

January 25th, 2006

10:14:28 PM CST

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if that were a real lightsaber, there would be no blood, lightsabers cauterized woulds. HOwever, it is clever.

pimp-o-matic

January 25th, 2006

10:51:03 PM CST

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So it's true! Mark Hamill IS full of ground beef!

Xioyux

January 25th, 2006

10:59:07 PM CST

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would be better if he said "woops"

Mech

January 25th, 2006

11:46:12 PM CST

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ROFLMAO!!!! OH MY GOD THAT WAS AWESOME!!!

Apparatus

January 25th, 2006

11:46:47 PM CST

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1'd

z0id

January 26th, 2006

12:12:27 AM CST

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you win, good day sir!

SovietRussia

January 26th, 2006

1:21:09 AM CST

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owned

UObean

January 26th, 2006

1:48:59 AM CST

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I honestly didn't see it coming lol. Thats a 5!

Cryptic

January 26th, 2006

10:15:00 AM CST

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Just for me? 5

maplejet

January 26th, 2006

11:29:48 AM CST

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Vader you bastard, you just killed Luke...this is how a NOOOO site should be...not "Vader's response to blablablablablabla"

tunaklare

January 26th, 2006

1:59:45 PM CST

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lol best ytmnd ever

LocutusOfBorg

January 27th, 2006

1:30:21 AM CST

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"Man, what the f*ck did you do that for?" "I didn't mean to! It was an accident!" "I've seen some f*cked up sh*t in my time. Man, this is some f*cked up repugnant sh*t!"

Smashnuk3

January 28th, 2006

11:07:12 AM CST

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There are 2 things that are funny about this: the unexpected lightsaber and everyone complaining about it.

bryand

February 1st, 2006

10:09:45 AM CST

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great!

Caliga

February 2nd, 2006

8:57:00 AM CST

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LOLlercoaster

kingtarkus

March 29th, 2006

3:54:02 PM CST

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5'd

lizardman

March 29th, 2006

9:30:37 PM CST

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"-2 for having blood. Everyone knows that lightsabers cauterize wounds before the victims have a chance to bleed." Are you TRYING to be a huge freaking dork?!

lizardman

March 29th, 2006

9:32:07 PM CST

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As for the site, I like the idea, but instead of "NO!" I would have Darth go "Sh*t" (Taken from Dark Helmet in Spaceballs)

Chav-Slayer

March 31st, 2006

1:50:20 PM CST

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I love it! I should check out your other sites...

miltonstapler

April 5th, 2006

10:18:11 AM CDT

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ROFL win

MoreHam

April 9th, 2006

12:24:07 AM CDT

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This is one of the best YTMND's I've ever seen. Great work. An easy 5.

neggbird

May 6th, 2006

11:29:13 PM CDT

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Soooooo good

Lord-Atmo

May 14th, 2006

12:27:05 AM CDT

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man that's just brilliant. win

NIK12787

May 15th, 2006

3:14:11 PM CDT

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Win.

ChronoFox

May 26th, 2006

11:12:27 PM CDT

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oops...LOL

LastDay

June 6th, 2006

8:15:35 AM CDT

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Mwhahahaha

mattdh12

June 20th, 2006

11:09:29 PM CDT

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omfg i cant believe i orginally gave this a 4. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

mattdh12

June 20th, 2006

11:10:39 PM CDT

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"-2 for having blood. Everyone knows that lightsabers cauterize wounds before the victims have a chance to bleed." someone needs a wedgie

Endocrom

June 26th, 2006

2:06:07 AM CDT

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hot damn, that made my day!

miramarjuice

June 28th, 2006

9:46:45 AM CDT

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lol, nice

splake

June 30th, 2006

9:55:55 AM CDT

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Clever

Ernesto

July 1st, 2006

8:37:15 PM CDT

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this is too funny for words... wow. you made me laugh, good job.

naziriot

July 4th, 2006

5:43:38 PM CDT

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lol

jimmyjamesbobx

July 15th, 2006

6:27:44 AM CDT

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Lawl!

skeletor-8

July 17th, 2006

5:47:12 AM CDT

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extremely clumsy.

jso

July 18th, 2006

9:32:32 PM CDT

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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

AnomalyXIV

July 21st, 2006

3:03:23 AM CDT

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roflmfao WIN

TetrisAnarchist

July 21st, 2006

9:50:30 PM CDT

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It is green.

Joe89

July 24th, 2006

8:27:37 AM CDT

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;klguy

Scissorfight

July 25th, 2006

5:04:46 PM CDT

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Oops vaderfingers

Squigle1337

July 25th, 2006

6:03:50 PM CDT

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You win the internet. Plain and simple.

achivai

July 31st, 2006

4:52:50 PM CDT

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Haha, Star fiction... or Pulp wars. :P

LOLWTFBBQ

August 4th, 2006

10:13:03 PM CDT

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I'll never get tired of "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO".

gameinman

August 9th, 2006

9:56:31 PM CDT

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XD That's one of the funniest Vader YTMND sites I've ever seen. Nice job.

budcasey

August 11th, 2006

6:12:27 PM CDT

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i like it

nazlfrag

August 12th, 2006

8:18:34 AM CDT

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Brilliant.

zalbane

August 13th, 2006

2:20:29 AM CDT

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lol that owned

Darkfall

August 17th, 2006

11:49:31 AM CDT

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ROFL

Vegus

August 18th, 2006

7:07:11 PM CDT

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Excellent Comrade TenaciousA, the Party is pleased.

Kayne

August 18th, 2006

7:07:35 PM CDT

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rofl

DeadHorn

August 19th, 2006

9:07:12 PM CDT

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GENIUS but out of sync :(

BearPerson

September 11th, 2006

12:22:48 AM CDT

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F*ck dude. Youre a goddamn genius. BRAVO!!!

BearPerson

September 11th, 2006

1:06:09 AM CDT

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F*ck dude. Youre a goddamn genius. BRAVO!!!

BearPerson

September 11th, 2006

1:08:41 AM CDT

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Dude what the hell Im Trying to give this 5 stars

October 1st, 2006

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October 10th, 2007

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Did see that coming. 5.

dmaz

December 13th, 2007

11:30:04 PM CST

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rofl

Aristocles

March 14th, 2014

4:18:40 PM CDT

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He's as clumsy as he is stupid.

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