CS Shields. Serious Business.
Created on: November 12th, 2005
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Xanatos 
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counter strike 1.6 shields are serious business. i took all the audio myself here. this is indeed real. it was 2v2 (me w/ shield and some guy vs my friend and another friend) on iceworld.
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ThYHoBo
November 12th, 2005
12:10:43 AM CST
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ZOMG SPANK MAH
Dasyati
November 12th, 2005
12:11:33 AM CST
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f*ck MY NIPPLES god dammit
Zlixar
November 12th, 2005
12:19:01 AM CST
(0)
hahahahaha
framed
November 12th, 2005
12:20:53 AM CST
(0)
yea f*ck my nipples was the best
Salska
November 12th, 2005
12:39:59 AM CST
(0)
Hobo = Ghey
BSUVincent
November 12th, 2005
12:45:46 AM CST
(0)
Pretty good.
RuBBa-cHiKiN
November 12th, 2005
12:46:20 AM CST
(0)
f*ck my 5 Stars!
Lancerfrost
November 12th, 2005
12:56:36 AM CST
(0)
+5 for HILARIOUS audio, but -1 for the picture...It didn't do much for it..But +1 because I'm cool like that.
therayven
November 12th, 2005
12:59:59 AM CST
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This is why I avoid CS. 5'd for BITCH CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT A SHIELD
Pookatooka
November 12th, 2005
1:07:34 AM CST
(0)
ROFL!!!!!!
Lancerfrost
November 12th, 2005
1:18:44 AM CST
(0)
Oh, definately five with new image. Much better....This deserves YTMND of the Week.
Rabspat
November 12th, 2005
1:23:17 AM CST
(0)
Funniest CS-related thing EVER? Yes.
Nelyjuggalo
November 12th, 2005
1:25:56 AM CST
(0)
lolz f*ck my nipples
Dragoh
November 12th, 2005
1:30:57 AM CST
(0)
I have 3 words for that guy: Cry. More. n00b.
Jpsousa4
November 12th, 2005
1:38:34 AM CST
(0)
YOU STOLE MY M4!!!!
MontyZooma
November 12th, 2005
1:49:36 AM CST
(0)
f*ck MY NIPPLES
Tele
November 12th, 2005
1:50:41 AM CST
(0)
XD. Nice.
Xanatos
November 12th, 2005
1:52:41 AM CST
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for those of you who are wondering the music in the background is a song from rabbi jacob i believe.
OmniSoundwave
November 12th, 2005
1:56:51 AM CST
(0)
f*ck MY NIPPLES/5
Lestrange
November 12th, 2005
2:16:07 AM CST
(0)
GO SUCK A PENIS!
FireFromTheGods
November 12th, 2005
2:16:56 AM CST
(0)
That was funny, reminds me of all the little cheating bitches in games who do it to piss of the "serious business" players who make it a life/death situation. Both make me not play certain multiplayer games. f*ck MY NIPPLES!
Hellslegion
November 12th, 2005
2:47:43 AM CST
(0)
Classic
GE-dDG-007
November 12th, 2005
2:51:46 AM CST
(0)
Heheh, hey dude! Remember me from PHW? Love the audio, btw. That's f*cking classic.
Radant
November 12th, 2005
2:55:53 AM CST
(0)
hahaha f*ck my nipples
Wubbzy
November 12th, 2005
3:44:00 AM CST
(0)
This YTMND f*cks my nipples. Bitch can't run without a 5.
wtfomg
November 12th, 2005
5:04:29 AM CST
(0)
f*ck MY NIPPLES!!! DONT SUCK A PENIS!! GOD DAMN I HATE YOU!!
rm0099
November 12th, 2005
7:48:17 AM CST
(0)
C*ck sucking piece of sh*t. B*tch can't live without a shield.
MasterSturm
November 12th, 2005
11:57:35 AM CST
(0)
ROFLMFAO NICE.
mofomojo
November 12th, 2005
12:46:16 PM CST
(0)
Lol'd
waffleiron
November 12th, 2005
12:53:45 PM CST
(0)
funniest sh*t of the day, cinco
PVDH
November 12th, 2005
1:09:03 PM CST
(0)
Absolutly brilliant choice of music. + The completely random F*CK MY NIPPLES = 5 (If it lets me vote)
Dinkki
November 12th, 2005
1:16:36 PM CST
(0)
rofl raged
Dux00rs
November 12th, 2005
1:20:24 PM CST
(0)
OMG people on CS can't live without guns also, such BITCHES
Xanatos
November 12th, 2005
1:25:28 PM CST
(0)
SUPPORT THIS YTMND'S VIEWS: VOTE WORK SAFE! :D
Hinibes
November 12th, 2005
3:12:13 PM CST
(0)
n o
Stoph
November 12th, 2005
3:17:23 PM CST
(0)
best site of the week
airbud
November 12th, 2005
4:45:39 PM CST
(0)
God forbid someone wants to not get shot.
roxtoyz
November 12th, 2005
4:46:02 PM CST
(0)
f*cking great!
tanz
November 12th, 2005
4:46:58 PM CST
(0)
hahaha cs rules
Zalien
November 12th, 2005
4:54:54 PM CST
(0)
f*cking hilarious
Adino
November 12th, 2005
5:17:09 PM CST
(0)
roflmao haha
mikekz
November 12th, 2005
5:25:27 PM CST
(0)
Another person who has failed life!
Jett
November 12th, 2005
5:26:25 PM CST
(0)
While this doesn't quite have the raw dementia of the Cloudsong clip, it more than makes up for it with the zany background music. Awesome.
cambot
November 12th, 2005
5:39:13 PM CST
(0)
I LOVE IT!
ToastChef
November 12th, 2005
7:58:17 PM CST
(0)
f*ck MY NIPPLES!!!!!!!!!!! LOLZ
rayofash
November 12th, 2005
8:33:29 PM CST
(0)
Music needs to go.
Quantum
November 12th, 2005
9:16:40 PM CST
(0)
Nitros
November 12th, 2005
10:09:01 PM CST
(0)
:D
DarkOwl
November 12th, 2005
10:27:28 PM CST
(0)
Best MMO recording thus far.
HaloOverHyped
July 20th, 2007
9:30:18 PM CDT
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WHAT counter strike isnt a MMO its a FPS
Lonestarr
November 12th, 2005
10:28:15 PM CST
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ill be f*ckin them nipples LONG AND HARD
grier
November 12th, 2005
10:36:09 PM CST
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I don't understand everything that's going on, but it's hilarious nontheless. 5'D!
Hinibes
November 12th, 2005
11:03:05 PM CST
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5's are for f*gs
Clucky
November 12th, 2005
11:06:51 PM CST
(0)
Oh my God that's the funniest thing I've heard all day. Good work.
MMDDFF
November 12th, 2005
11:14:30 PM CST
(0)
4 but -1 for the music in the background, -1 because it sounds fake
Zlixar
November 12th, 2005
11:17:01 PM CST
(0)
Go suck a penis!
LostPenguin
November 12th, 2005
11:29:50 PM CST
(0)
Xanatos you should have took a screenshot of the guy's score for the background, but still f*ckin great.
Boombomdeembom
November 12th, 2005
11:56:27 PM CST
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Shields are the new cloudsong. Well Played.
innocentbystander
November 13th, 2005
12:02:23 AM CST
(0)
F*ck my nipples?!? Was he beaten as a child?
erebustartarus
November 13th, 2005
12:18:22 AM CST
(0)
Classic
SKnightX
November 13th, 2005
12:24:26 AM CST
(0)
LMAOROFLOLOL!!!
Kentathon
November 13th, 2005
12:34:58 AM CST
(0)
Lmao! 5!
Leandros
November 13th, 2005
12:10:54 PM CST
(0)
Does he frequent a certain server? I'd like to annoy him :D
murasaki
November 13th, 2005
11:12:56 PM CST
(0)
f*ck MY NIPPLES
Tek-Lok
November 14th, 2005
2:57:55 AM CST
(0)
lol the sounds, he sounds so retarded.
Saguzar
November 14th, 2005
7:39:01 AM CST
(0)
ROFL!!!1eleven 5/5
eman182
November 14th, 2005
6:41:24 PM CST
(0)
5 for f*ck my nipples and go suck a penis
Natael
November 14th, 2005
10:19:06 PM CST
(0)
OOHHEEEHEEHAHA F*CK MY HAIRY NIPPLES!
zorganite
November 15th, 2005
1:36:12 PM CST
(0)
I loved the "Go suck a penus!"
cactuarenigma
November 16th, 2005
8:23:49 AM CST
(0)
5'd just because it isn't WoW or EQ or FFXI or any other MMO.
Pain
November 16th, 2005
8:30:37 PM CST
(0)
rage \o/
HyperSonicSpirit
November 17th, 2005
5:31:56 PM CST
(0)
seems a bit fake, but good choice on the jew music and funny voice. not as good as cloudsong tho.
freedomfalcon
November 25th, 2005
5:14:20 PM CST
(0)
Literal LOL!
RoxRox
December 3rd, 2005
8:07:39 AM CST
(0)
RAGED LOL
tomanton
December 15th, 2005
8:44:54 PM CST
(0)
f*ck my nipples
SniperV
December 20th, 2005
11:48:10 AM CST
(0)
What a f*cking bitch
Cloner
December 22nd, 2005
4:55:04 PM CST
(0)
Worthy of being called the cloudsong sequel! :D I've got to do this, and name myself "bitchthatcantlivewithoutashield"
Abacus
December 30th, 2005
4:30:30 PM CST
(0)
YOU STOLE MY f*ckING M4! +5
FishHammer
January 13th, 2006
6:34:33 PM CST
(0)
oh my GOD
cloudy01
January 23rd, 2006
4:20:48 AM CST
(0)
omg this is awsome. f*ck my nipples hahahaha
vertigo
February 19th, 2006
12:05:32 AM CST
(0)
f*ck MY NIPPLES.
NuckingFuts9
February 26th, 2006
2:44:11 AM CST
(0)
What does he say at the end? "f*cking A?"
Billybobgeorgebob
April 6th, 2006
3:25:29 PM CDT
(0)
Some things never get enough love. That's what Site sponserships are for!
JACOB-THEGUY
April 14th, 2006
5:20:41 PM CDT
(0)
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
tronus
April 16th, 2006
3:12:50 PM CDT
(0)
U stole my f*cking M4!!!!!!
leadyoyo
April 20th, 2006
9:48:58 PM CDT
(0)
+4 for showing everyone that the internet is full of fools.
FalcoLombardi
April 28th, 2006
10:38:10 AM CDT
(0)
One of the best.
silentpain11
May 2nd, 2006
7:48:22 PM CDT
(0)
rofl
Vector
May 5th, 2006
3:51:03 AM CDT
(0)
Bitch cant live without a shield lol
SpitFireRulzYou
May 22nd, 2006
11:24:26 PM CDT
(0)
Bitch can't live without a shield! lol, classic *5'ed
iikryton
June 1st, 2006
12:58:03 AM CDT
(0)
lol, the music in the background = utter hilarity (plus the guy spamming "bitch cant live without a shield")
ComradeStalin
June 2nd, 2006
4:45:56 AM CDT
(1)
Bitch cant live without a shield! LOL. YOU ZERGED MY M4!!!!
HandOvDooM
June 6th, 2006
7:40:56 PM CDT
(0)
Priceless.
KatamariClock
June 24th, 2006
1:29:52 AM CDT
(0)
This is why they need the shield in Source, because it's so fun to f*ck around with if you're not playing seriously.
Klapaucius
June 26th, 2006
2:25:34 AM CDT
(0)
"Bitch can't live without a shield." I love it when pussies complain.
at0micfly
June 26th, 2006
4:04:46 PM CDT
(0)
rofl
steakman
June 27th, 2006
5:44:44 PM CDT
(0)
f*ck my nipples?
ShaolinDonut
June 29th, 2006
10:30:27 AM CDT
(0)
hahahaha f*ck my nipples! 5'd for being simply awesome
MrJames
July 1st, 2006
9:27:57 AM CDT
(0)
Music choice = perfect
CursedLemon
July 2nd, 2006
7:43:10 PM CDT
(0)
Faved. Fived.
Blackfang444
July 3rd, 2006
1:24:32 AM CDT
(0)
The funny thing is this is my brother and I was behind him when he was saying this. And he continues to say this while he plyas...
Akrady
July 4th, 2006
6:22:41 AM CDT
(0)
Funnier is, if he could, he'd have a shield.
TheDoc
July 6th, 2006
3:20:58 PM CDT
(0)
f*ck my Nipples?
ShadowUser
July 7th, 2006
9:46:00 AM CDT
(0)
VOTE 355!
warholthewizard
July 7th, 2006
1:02:25 PM CDT
(0)
LAWL! That's the only expression.
Killar
July 7th, 2006
1:04:21 PM CDT
(0)
Haha, I find that those that hate the shield are the ones that don't know how to counter them.
TheFinaleOfSeem
July 7th, 2006
1:04:53 PM CDT
(0)
Jesus, what a whiny little bastard. You should've been making fun of his bitchiness the whole time. I would've. "Sorry, all I'm hearing is 'WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH'"
Generalgm
July 7th, 2006
7:27:32 PM CDT
(0)
XD hax :)
phoenixan
July 8th, 2006
6:45:21 PM CDT
(0)
5 stars! I think I recognise that guy's voice.. there's a video with him on YouTube and other places, right?
Necro-File
July 9th, 2006
3:48:31 AM CDT
(0)
The riot shields are the least cheap-shot item in the game. If someone has any gun that can shoot through walls, it can f*ck up your christmas if you have the shield. I think they should put it back in CS:S so I can f*ck up the idiots who don't waste ammo trying to shoot through it. f*cking nublets.
ytcracker
July 13th, 2006
2:21:48 AM CDT
(0)
ahhahhaahhaah
Asgard01
July 14th, 2006
12:02:26 AM CDT
(0)
O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD
ndman015
July 14th, 2006
8:43:24 PM CDT
(0)
so he was on your team and complaining?
DH1
July 17th, 2006
7:29:51 AM CDT
(0)
Priceless
Chyort
July 18th, 2006
6:25:50 AM CDT
(0)
man o man that is great
Shoobooty
July 22nd, 2006
6:50:33 PM CDT
(0)
That is hilarious! Especially with the music in the background. :D
uzi9mm
July 24th, 2006
12:29:16 AM CDT
(0)
the music makes it way more funier
Tonyski
July 26th, 2006
8:57:09 PM CDT
(0)
This is my most Favorite YTMND Ever. every time I hear it I start cracking up.
Martian-Militia
July 28th, 2006
5:43:48 PM CDT
(0)
LOL "f*ck. my. nipples. god damnit."
Eggysrun
August 20th, 2006
11:08:27 PM CDT
(0)
LOL!!!
ToastiestToasty
August 21st, 2006
2:10:03 AM CDT
(0)
ROFL, Shield = Hax
AwC
August 21st, 2006
6:43:47 PM CDT
(0)
HAX
BioHazard
August 21st, 2006
11:06:43 PM CDT
(0)
HE Grenade, Flash Grenade, and then Knife. Shield dies.
Abdiel
August 25th, 2006
6:07:48 AM CDT
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i loved the shields. they should put them in css.
Me0w
September 3rd, 2006
4:46:03 PM CDT
(0)
Win.
Barcode711
September 12th, 2006
6:31:34 PM CDT
(0)
I would NOT be able to live without him not in my game.
ROMANS
September 13th, 2006
7:37:33 PM CDT
(0)
DROP THE SHIELD 5'd LOL
DoublePlusGood
September 22nd, 2006
3:52:52 PM CDT
(0)
Funny funny.
zomglolwtfzor
October 7th, 2006
11:37:38 PM CDT
(0)
GO SUK A PENUS
KillGagenNoah
October 29th, 2006
10:19:50 PM CST
(0)
What an idiot. If you don't like shields, just find a different server.
Vzamm
October 30th, 2006
7:59:29 PM CST
(0)
5
Pwnz0rz911
November 9th, 2006
2:43:54 PM CST
(0)
GOD DAMMIT I HATE YOU!
Pwnz0rz911
December 19th, 2006
8:43:06 PM CST
(0)
c*cksucker piece of sh*t!
WeZaL
January 4th, 2007
11:45:07 PM CST
(0)
I just laughed soooo hard....my ribs hurt, god cs is great.
ShadowPhoenix
February 1st, 2007
6:46:55 PM CST
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Bitch can't live without a shield! so true i hate shields in CS. but the part where you said "Bitch can't live without a shield!" 5 times and "F*ck my Nipples!" were the funniest parts. 5 and favd
Schoulayer
March 29th, 2007
8:52:11 PM CDT
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I never played much CS but thats hillarious
Chef
April 19th, 2007
2:08:29 PM CDT
(0)
oh god haha. the music.
backslash-ninja
May 3rd, 2007
10:07:20 AM CDT
(0)
...you sound like david......
CrazyCorns
July 11th, 2007
1:14:02 AM CDT
(0)
NUCK MY FIBBLES!
bobsaget117
September 5th, 2007
11:03:18 PM CDT
(0)
go suck a penis XD
Tonyski
December 2nd, 2007
6:32:45 AM CST
(0)
you stole my M4. YOU SUCK MY F*CKING M4!!! XD Favd.
Causalspark
January 31st, 2008
4:35:20 PM CST
(0)
The song made it awesome.
Boggie
June 30th, 2008
12:43:47 AM CDT
(1)
This is still my favorite Counter-Strike YTMND after all these years still. It still makes me crack up every time I listen to it.
mcroix
August 27th, 2008
4:29:16 AM CDT
(0)
go team shields!