Apple finally GETS A CLUE!
Created on: August 14th, 2005
Apple finally GETS A CLUE!
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syphonbyte
August 14th, 2005
12:15:38 AM CDT
(0)
The dumb bastards
idioto
August 14th, 2005
12:34:10 AM CDT
(0)
This is why Steve Jobs needs to hurry up and die of pancreatic cancer.
newblewaffer
August 14th, 2005
12:35:04 AM CDT
(0)
I want one of those.
Squidmonkey
August 14th, 2005
12:37:51 AM CDT
(0)
That music really should never be used again.
MrKhan
August 14th, 2005
12:39:00 AM CDT
(0)
clearly squidmonkey is offended it took him 20 years to discover the 2 button mouse :'(. aww.
BestAcctEver
August 14th, 2005
12:42:51 AM CDT
(0)
Squid is an iNoob!
MrKhan
August 14th, 2005
12:43:34 AM CDT
(0)
and god help us all if apple revolutionizes their laptops with *gasp* a black color scheme! :o
RollingSkull
August 14th, 2005
12:45:04 AM CDT
(0)
4, but -1 for dramatic music which really doesn't fit here.
Hussein
August 14th, 2005
12:45:35 AM CDT
(0)
MAC SOXORZ !!!!! 5/5
AnDyMaCk
August 14th, 2005
12:49:23 AM CDT
(0)
BAHAHA!
kjw1287
August 14th, 2005
12:49:29 AM CDT
(0)
This was awesome.
ELPsteel
August 14th, 2005
12:50:25 AM CDT
(-2)
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(-2)
oh snap, another YTMND with Fire Spirit music that isn't a fire spirit page. And oh snap, apple's computers don't get f*cking overridden with spyware.
ljbad89
August 14th, 2005
12:50:33 AM CDT
(0)
Change the music to the Metroid fast-paced theme and you get a 5. Good find, Suh. 4'd!
GastricBypassZombie
August 14th, 2005
12:57:56 AM CDT
(0)
HERE COMES MIGHTY MOUSE!
cheweh
August 14th, 2005
1:00:11 AM CDT
(0)
xD
MrKhan
August 14th, 2005
1:00:36 AM CDT
(0)
music changed to reflect how old this "innovative" mouse is. :)
Radant
August 14th, 2005
1:01:15 AM CDT
(0)
5 and some
xxhennersxx
August 14th, 2005
1:04:42 AM CDT
(0)
If you have a 2 button USB mouse you can use it with a Mac just fine...
steveperryisgod
March 26th, 2009
10:28:40 AM CDT
(0)
Yeah. Too bad you gotta buy it separately.
mcjesus
August 14th, 2005
1:05:47 AM CDT
(-2)
wow you found a picture and wrote a sentence about that picture, good job.
Azp2k32
August 14th, 2005
1:08:26 AM CDT
(-1)
If you prefer Windows with glitches and virus and such run free, may I just note your bad taste?
Azp2k32
August 14th, 2005
1:10:10 AM CDT
(-1)
Oh, and may I just note, there have been 2 button usable mouses for the Mac for a LONG time. As it is, I'm using a 2 button mouse with one of those scrolling things, that requires no wires with my MacMini.
MrKhan
August 14th, 2005
1:11:48 AM CDT
(3)
you bought a mac mini? Thats like admitting you bought an ngage. You must be proud. lol
jman1000
August 14th, 2005
1:13:30 AM CDT
(0)
lol
MonsterOfTheLake
August 14th, 2005
1:18:46 AM CDT
(0)
f*ck Apple.
Dave2600
August 14th, 2005
1:20:38 AM CDT
(0)
ooops im an idiot nvm
Dave2600
August 14th, 2005
1:20:56 AM CDT
(0)
nice music
NOOOOO111
August 14th, 2005
1:21:14 AM CDT
(0)
soooo cooooool!!!
EnigmasQewn
August 14th, 2005
1:23:51 AM CDT
(0)
Azp2k32 doesn't realize how mentally defficient you truely have to be to get a computer virus of any kind. BTW enjoy playing half-life on your mac mini, or most other popular gaming software as well
TanisHH
August 14th, 2005
1:24:21 AM CDT
(-1)
Actually, most Apple users had the best of both worlds ANYWAY, Mac + Two button mouse, I for example still use a Microsoft laser mouse, getting a Mighty Mouse in a few days.
EnigmasQewn
August 14th, 2005
1:25:09 AM CDT
(2)
Also, if you switched to a mac from a pc because you got glitches and viruses you must fail it. It being the ability to utilize technology that isn't child proof.
MrKhan
August 14th, 2005
1:26:24 AM CDT
(0)
macs crash too...you just get the spinning icon of death or you have to force quit: why generalize saying pc's always crash? :)
steveperryisgod
March 26th, 2009
10:30:01 AM CDT
(0)
Let's not forget, they have a BSOD now along with the multilanguage screen of death and the beach ball of death (I've got a YTMND page about the beach ball).
ShadowMan-1od
August 14th, 2005
1:26:50 AM CDT
(0)
But Macs still suck.
ArrowZeppelin
August 14th, 2005
1:27:08 AM CDT
(0)
They have finally seen the light.
fsmetal
August 14th, 2005
1:27:40 AM CDT
(-1)
Tehy finally figured out that people like having more than 1 button on their mouse? About f*ckin' time! What is their next big advancement? The scroll wheel?
TallestSkil
October 7th, 2007
4:31:53 AM CDT
(0)
It's a sphere, i think.
drgrant
August 14th, 2005
1:28:15 AM CDT
(0)
finally.
TanisHH
August 14th, 2005
1:28:22 AM CDT
(0)
And btw, if I want to game I'll game on my Xbox and soon to be Xbox360, bitch. Only games I want to play on my Mac anyway are Blizzard games.
steveperryisgod
March 26th, 2009
10:31:58 AM CDT
(0)
Blizzard games? You mean games like WoW with in-game graphics WAAYYYYY behind their time?
unevensideburns
August 14th, 2005
1:36:11 AM CDT
(0)
good joke. appropriate music choice. 5*
offender
August 14th, 2005
1:37:44 AM CDT
(0)
apple doesnt get overridden with spyware because apple doesnt get overridden with anything, period. that includes any category of software.
MrBucket
August 14th, 2005
1:38:18 AM CDT
(0)
Please help our brothers at Apple pray the gay away.
Randy1031
August 14th, 2005
1:40:00 AM CDT
(0)
so true
mx327
August 14th, 2005
1:53:22 AM CDT
(0)
My mouse has 5 buttons!
Kranberry
August 14th, 2005
1:57:50 AM CDT
(-2)
I wonder how one button could be such an inconvenience to PC users.
Skydude
August 14th, 2005
2:00:14 AM CDT
(2)
I don't think this is really worth a 5...this is just to counter the mac fanboys who are rating it a 1 because they're fanboys. I hate fanboys.
YellowCyclone
August 14th, 2005
2:06:19 AM CDT
(0)
mario music = win
MrKhan
August 14th, 2005
2:08:27 AM CDT
(0)
http://applecoldplayad.ytmnd.com/ There, i beat pandamania to the punch with my own plug! lol
MasterYorgi
August 14th, 2005
2:10:47 AM CDT
(0)
I noticed something on the picture and made this one http://appleforce.ytmnd.com/
MrKhan
August 14th, 2005
2:11:53 AM CDT
(0)
force sensing...so I suppose its the yoda of all mice, or something...lol
RedFoxBandit
August 14th, 2005
2:13:07 AM CDT
(0)
Gay.
Terance
August 14th, 2005
2:17:26 AM CDT
(0)
You could use a 2 button one anytime you wanted...it just comes with a 1 button one.
Splitter
August 14th, 2005
2:20:18 AM CDT
(0)
I don't care.
WowAceDude
August 14th, 2005
2:21:04 AM CDT
(0)
I will indeed miss the one button nightmare.
MrKhan
August 14th, 2005
2:22:47 AM CDT
(0)
splitter dont you mean "iDont care?" If you want to defend calling a 2 button mouse innovative, go all the way and be a complete tool. f*g.
Splitter
August 14th, 2005
2:25:31 AM CDT
(1)
You're a f*cking f*g. who cares about a stupid mouse?
MrKhan
August 14th, 2005
2:29:00 AM CDT
(0)
but they are calling a 2 button mouse innovative...bit of irony since apple has always been ribbed for a 1 button mouse!
Spikeelsucko
August 14th, 2005
2:29:06 AM CDT
(0)
Man, apple really needs to collectively shoot all thier staff, users, and themselves.
syndrome
August 14th, 2005
2:45:40 AM CDT
(0)
GOOOOOOOOO APPLE!
icyhot4life
August 14th, 2005
2:52:49 AM CDT
(0)
rofl 5/5 and that's coming from a hardcore Mac user... to be fair though teh OS supported right click since 10.0.
icyhot4life
August 14th, 2005
2:53:03 AM CDT
(0)
also SMB music = teh win.
OmniSoundwave
August 14th, 2005
2:58:24 AM CDT
(0)
I don't hear a sound...But I don't think this needs one to pwn.
jaw-knee
August 14th, 2005
2:59:01 AM CDT
(0)
okay, i'll admit. the f*ckers are REALLY slow on that sh*t. but i love macs. less virus prone too.
yyz
August 14th, 2005
3:00:13 AM CDT
(0)
Actually....You could have just bought a two button mouse for your mac, just because they don't come packaged with a two button mouse, doesn't meen they are not available. A lot of third-party companies already made them. Apple did the one-click mouse
idioto
August 14th, 2005
3:04:53 AM CDT
(0)
The old music was better.
conman16x
August 14th, 2005
3:06:21 AM CDT
(0)
this deserves a higher score. too bad theres so much mac bias
conman16x
August 14th, 2005
3:07:44 AM CDT
(0)
yyz 2005-08-14 03:00:13 A lot of third-party companies already made them. Apple did the one-click mouse hmmm. i think maybe THATS THE f*ckING POINT
Daveecee
August 14th, 2005
3:13:57 AM CDT
(0)
Um, I'm on a mac and my mouse has 8 buttons.
RobD
August 14th, 2005
3:22:26 AM CDT
(0)
"Touch-sensitive technology" is one f*cking fancy term for a button.
MrKhan
August 14th, 2005
3:32:08 AM CDT
(0)
ha, this got to #1 even despite mac user downvotes. YOU FAIL AGAIN Steve Jobs fluffers :)
Sniffy21
August 14th, 2005
3:36:00 AM CDT
(0)
Macs have no spyware because nobody makes spyware because nobody uses them besides media perposes.
MagnaZeroX
August 14th, 2005
3:45:44 AM CDT
(0)
XD
bbf2
August 14th, 2005
4:06:07 AM CDT
(0)
I think its hilarious that Apple is trying to market this mouse like it's so new and innovative (like, OMG, two buttons!!11)
rabidweasel
August 14th, 2005
4:43:34 AM CDT
(0)
Apple = retarded, Mario = win, 5'd = you
YouWereMyBrother
August 14th, 2005
5:20:31 AM CDT
(0)
f*cking Apple...they need to just die.
viciousxero
August 14th, 2005
5:23:49 AM CDT
(0)
So retarded, I had to register to vote. Seriously, apple never said two button functionality was "innovative", they were talking about that damn scroll ball thing. LEARN TO f*ckING READ.
Adam
August 14th, 2005
5:23:57 AM CDT
(0)
lol i love apple because they can't play games.
MrKhan
August 14th, 2005
5:27:27 AM CDT
(2)
vicious: snd a scroll ball is as innovative as pong. stfu, fanboy.
MrKhan
August 14th, 2005
5:35:01 AM CDT
(0)
and btw, there have been COUNTLESS mouse designs with a trackball in it, logitech or so on. Calling it innovative is a crock of sh*t.
viciousxero
August 14th, 2005
5:38:18 AM CDT
(0)
I wasn't f*cking defending it, f*ggot, I was pointing that you're a f*cking asshat that needs to repeat the first f*cking grade.
CAPSLOCKON
August 14th, 2005
6:36:19 AM CDT
(0)
YOU WIN
HumaNoiD
August 14th, 2005
6:58:30 AM CDT
(1)
Mac fanboys here need to get a f*cking clue.
Cutmanmike
August 14th, 2005
7:04:57 AM CDT
(0)
loel
iikryton
August 14th, 2005
7:23:57 AM CDT
(0)
raw-full
Kordesh
August 14th, 2005
7:26:11 AM CDT
(0)
Put more than one button on a mouse? Brilliant! *insert bunch of Apple guys drinking Guinness*
MoeJoeHo
August 14th, 2005
7:52:44 AM CDT
(0)
Ugh, retarded, there have been Mac Mice with 2 buttons forever.. Also stupid cause if anything, PC's have been dragging after Macs for years (hell even the idea of using 'windows' in the interface..)
furrykef
August 14th, 2005
8:15:56 AM CDT
(0)
As has been pointed out repeatedly, Macs have always had two-button mice. This is just about a special kind of two-button mouse. And it was a long time before PCs regularly had three-button mice... BTW, I'm not a Mac user.
Bobwith2os
August 14th, 2005
8:19:55 AM CDT
(0)
Not even funny...
xcrissxcrossx
August 14th, 2005
8:27:37 AM CDT
(0)
-1 for using caps on the word f*cking.
Scummbar
August 14th, 2005
8:34:14 AM CDT
(0)
Made me laugh, 3 for the mouse, 1 for the music
TheoW593
August 14th, 2005
8:35:39 AM CDT
(0)
l've been using a Mac for year,, and use a Logitech trackball with scroll buttons and 2 buttons.
TheoW593
August 14th, 2005
8:35:45 AM CDT
(0)
l've been using a Mac for years,, and use a Logitech trackball with scroll buttons and 2 buttons.
CCP
August 14th, 2005
8:36:15 AM CDT
(0)
I may be a Mac user but i know a good zing when I see it. Zing!
Tranceplant
August 14th, 2005
8:48:36 AM CDT
(0)
Hope this 5 hits an Apple fan straight in the guts.
Robenz
August 14th, 2005
8:55:47 AM CDT
(0)
i like the song
Balgias
August 14th, 2005
8:57:10 AM CDT
(0)
instant winner !
Oldirty
August 14th, 2005
9:08:13 AM CDT
(0)
haha, gay f*cking mac
EtherealHyperion
August 14th, 2005
9:24:42 AM CDT
(0)
Win.
RandomPSO
August 14th, 2005
9:56:39 AM CDT
(0)
Lmao, finally.
Adam
August 14th, 2005
10:07:16 AM CDT
(0)
Mac fanboys eat sh*t.
Abdiel
August 14th, 2005
10:07:24 AM CDT
(0)
HAHAHAHHA!
arthas
August 14th, 2005
10:16:03 AM CDT
(0)
senoirs ALL OF EM!
Sieni
August 14th, 2005
10:20:04 AM CDT
(0)
Hahha, I laughed out loud :DD 5/5
sup3r-m4rio
August 14th, 2005
10:24:04 AM CDT
(0)
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Aniland
August 14th, 2005
10:31:21 AM CDT
(0)
f*ck YOU APPLE! 5/5!
soldier92
August 14th, 2005
10:35:27 AM CDT
(0)
wow thats fukcing hilarious.
Jaku
August 14th, 2005
11:04:16 AM CDT
(0)
hahaha nice
kazanyemmi
August 14th, 2005
11:06:18 AM CDT
(0)
legaly microsoft has a reason to sue if it uses sam "task" qualities
Stoph
August 14th, 2005
11:07:37 AM CDT
(0)
ROFL
Zeem
August 14th, 2005
11:12:58 AM CDT
(0)
hahahaha
PrinzEugen
August 14th, 2005
11:15:35 AM CDT
(0)
Stupid Apple.
DocterJ1595
August 14th, 2005
11:22:48 AM CDT
(0)
dont hate things u dont understand. Take the guidance of JESUS and love everything.
PoL4RiZ
August 14th, 2005
11:27:43 AM CDT
(0)
http://applemouse.ytmnd.com/
bmcd10
August 14th, 2005
11:30:00 AM CDT
(0)
Now Macs rawk even more. XD
Generic-Shadow
August 14th, 2005
11:38:03 AM CDT
(0)
SO TRUE
dizzybum
August 14th, 2005
11:46:02 AM CDT
(0)
I find it amusing how a lot of Mac users become instantly offended and go into defensive mode whenever someone pokes fun at Macs, as if it actually matters what other people think of their preferred PC architecture.
billybandit
August 14th, 2005
11:49:30 AM CDT
(0)
lol very nice
GGCrono4
August 14th, 2005
11:52:21 AM CDT
(0)
5 for music.
Cyberdude93
August 14th, 2005
12:02:31 PM CDT
(0)
That's like buying a PC that you KNOW has 64MB of RAM then bitching about it. Just buy another mouse.
RagnarokSword
August 14th, 2005
12:06:10 PM CDT
(0)
mcjesus: wow you found a picture and wrote a sentence about that picture, good job. Um...isn't that what YTMNDs are meant to do to begin with?
cmp150
August 14th, 2005
12:33:43 PM CDT
(0)
My thoughts exactly.
mef
August 14th, 2005
12:36:16 PM CDT
(1)
ytmnd is truly on the cutting edge of geek satire!!
notloggedin
August 14th, 2005
12:51:32 PM CDT
(0)
2 button mice have worked on Macintosh for a long time... 1 button mice + key commands > 2 button mice. Newbs
MrKhan
August 14th, 2005
1:03:48 PM CDT
(0)
some of you really need a clue hammer. They called a TRACKBALL innovative. Those on mice have been around forever!
MrKhan
August 14th, 2005
1:04:09 PM CDT
(0)
and the irony here is it took apple 20 years to finally admit that 2 buttons make sense. Ok?
Other-Guy
August 14th, 2005
1:16:11 PM CDT
(0)
LAME! Not the ytmnd, but Apple. 4/5
Swemba
August 14th, 2005
1:18:27 PM CDT
(0)
for the win!
Manger
August 14th, 2005
1:41:27 PM CDT
(0)
crappy ytmnd and all... but i'll give it a 5 on account of having a good message. I'm a part-time mac-antagonist :)
licious
August 14th, 2005
1:52:26 PM CDT
(0)
failed 1/5 multiple buttons since OS X. If you really want to get picky, its a 0 button mouse, all the clicking touch sensative.
LampshadeMan
August 14th, 2005
1:57:47 PM CDT
(0)
They call the scroll wheel a new thing, and that new pressure sensitive technology detects clicking? XD
LukeNukem
August 14th, 2005
2:05:36 PM CDT
(0)
Haha, its about frigging time too.
Boombomdeembom
August 14th, 2005
2:08:47 PM CDT
(0)
Well Played.
simulant
August 14th, 2005
2:11:12 PM CDT
(0)
BAHAHAH
p0larbear
August 14th, 2005
2:11:19 PM CDT
(0)
4/5 Funny cuz they're calling touch-sensitivity on a mouse innovative? It's been on laptops for years. Tapping a mouse touch pad acts as a click; this is nothing new.
leileilol
August 14th, 2005
2:12:52 PM CDT
(0)
agree
PoL4RiZ
August 14th, 2005
2:14:25 PM CDT
(0)
http://applemouse.ytmnd.com/ http://applemouse.ytmnd.com/ http://applemouse.ytmnd.com/ http://applemouse.ytmnd.com/
MrKhan
August 14th, 2005
2:14:52 PM CDT
(0)
cheapalert voted 1 cause theres no gargoyle porn in here, I guess. IDIOTS. They called a TRACKBALL innovative! lol
p0larbear
August 14th, 2005
2:15:44 PM CDT
(0)
My previous statement, plus the fact that all Macs I've seen to date ship out single-button mice, and I haven't seen any 2-button mice made by Apple make this win. And yes, I am a Win user, but I like Macs; goot for graphics and video editing.
XIIIidiots
August 14th, 2005
2:16:47 PM CDT
(0)
So true...
StationSquare
August 14th, 2005
2:24:48 PM CDT
(0)
Yeah, my college had Macs. I would "right click" the Mac mouse to download an image, and one of my classmates would tell me how to download on a Mac. Just can't break the habit!
gladstone
August 14th, 2005
2:28:32 PM CDT
(0)
lol
schavira
August 14th, 2005
2:32:04 PM CDT
(0)
The mac already had 2 buttons on the mouse dumbass. You're just too lasy to figure it out.
Newtscale
August 14th, 2005
2:57:57 PM CDT
(0)
Pwned!
PatMan33
August 14th, 2005
2:59:37 PM CDT
(0)
HAHAHA! 5!
piroteknix
August 14th, 2005
3:01:50 PM CDT
(0)
hahaha very funny
the-pib
August 14th, 2005
3:13:45 PM CDT
(0)
yup
warcattle
August 14th, 2005
3:16:05 PM CDT
(0)
Why the hell is this on the front page?
Sniperdude
August 14th, 2005
3:31:30 PM CDT
(0)
WINDOWS > APPLE
Eph
August 14th, 2005
3:54:15 PM CDT
(0)
MACs have one purpose only, graphics/video editing. THATS IT.
steveperryisgod
March 26th, 2009
10:37:07 AM CDT
(0)
Which you can do on a PC anyway.
LongDivision
August 14th, 2005
3:55:17 PM CDT
(0)
and it still has a scroll ball
Odin314
August 14th, 2005
4:05:48 PM CDT
(0)
This sucks. Apples have, for a while, been able to use a two button mouse. Note that I am a PC user, and that I abhor macs.
aurorafox
August 14th, 2005
4:14:11 PM CDT
(0)
lol
phy
August 14th, 2005
4:23:51 PM CDT
(0)
yea and i bet they are gonna sell it seperatly and for like $100
Koncur
August 14th, 2005
4:27:14 PM CDT
(0)
I wonder if Apple has to pay royalties for the use of "Mighty Mouse"?
Sockman
August 14th, 2005
4:40:22 PM CDT
(0)
Haha, current music is great.
inkdrinker
August 14th, 2005
4:50:46 PM CDT
(0)
oh lol. screenshot.
RckyBalboa
August 14th, 2005
4:56:10 PM CDT
(0)
PC > MAC , hence why this ytmnd deserves a 5.
bonifaceviii
August 14th, 2005
5:31:58 PM CDT
(0)
Terrible choice of music, but funny.
Tungasten
August 14th, 2005
5:33:03 PM CDT
(0)
Apple sucks so much
TheTechnicolourCorsa
August 14th, 2005
5:37:18 PM CDT
(0)
Instead of being "pressure sensitive," why don't they just put a rigid point in the centre, so it would have to click one way or the other? 5'd
TheRaven7
August 14th, 2005
5:40:25 PM CDT
(0)
Hey guys, MACs are much better at graphics than- oh wait, brb I gotta reset my desktop.
secretbison
August 14th, 2005
5:53:38 PM CDT
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The last time I checked, normal PC mouse buttons were already both "touch-sensitive" and "force sensing". When I touch one with force, it makes a CLICKING SOUND!
MysticalMrBob
August 14th, 2005
6:00:11 PM CDT
(0)
lololool
monkeytrousers
August 14th, 2005
6:02:25 PM CDT
(0)
It doesn't even work as a 2 button mouse until you change the settings yourself.
monkeytrousers
August 14th, 2005
6:04:29 PM CDT
(0)
Oh, and if you want to "right click", YOU HAVE TO LIFT YOUR LEFT FINGER OFF THE MOUSE BECAUSE THE WHOLE f*ckING THING IS ONE BUTTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JonClaw
August 14th, 2005
6:23:14 PM CDT
(0)
5 for pissing mac users off
setupusthebomb117
August 14th, 2005
6:24:04 PM CDT
(0)
That's f*cking AWESOME!!!!! Good job
Sixfortyfive
August 14th, 2005
6:24:26 PM CDT
(0)
Mac elitists are funny.
nsupra27
August 14th, 2005
6:31:04 PM CDT
(0)
haha, nice.
CupOfJoe118
August 14th, 2005
7:22:59 PM CDT
(0)
XD
ashpoop
August 14th, 2005
7:31:13 PM CDT
(0)
Lol,look at the little descriptions. They make it sound so revolutionary.
chinkpak
August 14th, 2005
7:45:06 PM CDT
(0)
g4 owns
ffN
August 14th, 2005
7:52:34 PM CDT
(0)
5/5 this is the f*ckin sh*t.
Drow
August 14th, 2005
7:54:30 PM CDT
(0)
Lol Jesus apple people are taking this way too seriously. IT'S A JOKE. It's not _your_ company >.>
Minxiloni
August 14th, 2005
7:58:10 PM CDT
(0)
to Odin314: Yes, Mac's could use a 2 button mouse, but you had to buy a 3rd party mouse for that. My friend was using a MICROSOFT mouse with his.
Adamizer
August 14th, 2005
8:01:34 PM CDT
(0)
The music goes so great with the picture.
Kujila
August 14th, 2005
8:51:56 PM CDT
(0)
music makes it funny XD
raymache
August 14th, 2005
8:55:47 PM CDT
(0)
wow if u voted under 3 then u probably own a mac =( gj
Kotodama
August 14th, 2005
8:55:56 PM CDT
(0)
Ohh, I see a debate coming along. I for one think this is hillarious. 5!
SinisterCinnamon
August 14th, 2005
8:57:17 PM CDT
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Apple got a clue, whoop de damn doo. Only douches care about Apple. Speaking of twenty-year-old technology, you should get a clue and not use sh*tty modulated music. This isn't an 8-bit YTMND, asswipe.
mes323
August 14th, 2005
8:57:48 PM CDT
(0)
props to the new apple mouse, but this sensitve 2 pressure point thingy just sounds like something that could fail eventually
Jesuszilla
August 14th, 2005
9:22:49 PM CDT
(0)
f*ck you all.
s-camp
August 14th, 2005
9:34:59 PM CDT
(0)
YES! This is f*cking brilliant.
ComfortablyNumb
August 14th, 2005
9:40:33 PM CDT
(0)
Yeah, Apples aren't "virus-ridden" or "spyware-laden" because people who write viruses and spyware don't want to waste their time on the 100 Mac owners out there. Hey, I want to pay $400 for a sub-par graphics card upgrade! Morons. This gets 5'd
buddy
August 14th, 2005
9:41:26 PM CDT
(0)
the OS war is a serious misplacement of energy
applekwons
August 14th, 2005
10:02:58 PM CDT
(0)
oh snap i like the control click option
Shyrangerr
August 14th, 2005
10:06:43 PM CDT
(0)
My school has Macs and they didnt care to by mouses with two buttons.So when I went to copy and paste something my first time using a Mac,I was like "HTF do you right click?",after 2 minutes of trying everything,I gave up and decided it was a one button
Azp2k32
August 14th, 2005
10:10:27 PM CDT
(0)
All this is is a lame war that's mostly devoid of logic and full of brainless insults of Mac vs. Windows vs. Anti-Fanboys for both sides. And prolly the main reason this is so popular is because people are constantly checking for new entries to flame or
sAge
August 14th, 2005
10:12:53 PM CDT
(0)
MAC SUUUUUX! HAHAHAHAHA Pweent=Max
sAge
August 14th, 2005
10:13:25 PM CDT
(0)
Oh yeah sorry, 5!
sAge
August 14th, 2005
10:18:12 PM CDT
(0)
*Request* Put the sound "you are an idiot, ha ha ha ha hahaha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaa!"
MrKhan
August 14th, 2005
10:38:27 PM CDT
(0)
this isnt bashing mac users, its bashing Apple calling a 2 button mouse innovative...and the music (super mario 1) reflects how old the idea is :)
rybuda
August 14th, 2005
11:00:01 PM CDT
(0)
Apple has always been on top of creating the most innovative technology. Except when it comes to the computer mouse.
JorJor
August 14th, 2005
11:11:35 PM CDT
(0)
OMG!!!! I like Apple, but hey, it's the truth. This is frickin' great! 5/5, especially considering the audio.
IDRINKYURBLOOD
August 14th, 2005
11:23:12 PM CDT
(0)
Apples suck.
Burrito
August 14th, 2005
11:35:48 PM CDT
(0)
lol
Burrito
August 14th, 2005
11:36:53 PM CDT
(0)
actually the "ball scroller" is a good idea
steveperryisgod
March 26th, 2009
10:35:11 AM CDT
(0)
Too bad it gets clogged with dirt easily.
Daveecee
August 15th, 2005
12:20:18 AM CDT
(0)
I like how this is just a big flame war between idiots.
oniunit
August 15th, 2005
12:22:40 AM CDT
(0)
Kinda funny, but I actually work quicker with key commands than with a second mouse button. *waves Apple flag*
spoof
August 15th, 2005
12:25:06 AM CDT
(0)
What silly's. :P
Fooblat
August 15th, 2005
12:51:02 AM CDT
(0)
Truth
gundamcustom
August 15th, 2005
2:55:45 AM CDT
(0)
5/5 for Mac-bashing
UObean
August 15th, 2005
3:31:57 AM CDT
(0)
That was funny
MoeJoeHo
August 15th, 2005
6:14:05 AM CDT
(0)
This is like people yelling all foreigners suck: Stupid & Ignorant
audiopirate
August 15th, 2005
7:10:41 AM CDT
(0)
Anyway; the reason that Mac's don't run spyware and viruses is because they don't run f*ck all.
Grim
August 15th, 2005
9:16:11 AM CDT
(0)
Uhm. This is supposed to be funny how exactly...?
vaderpizza
August 15th, 2005
9:30:19 AM CDT
(0)
5'd for mario music. and because mac users are funny when they get all pissy about OSes.
clearacell
August 15th, 2005
1:45:07 PM CDT
(0)
omg 2 buttons!!
AntiPastry
August 15th, 2005
2:13:27 PM CDT
(0)
I hate the one button mice but this touch sensitive sh*t and a scrolly ball is pretty cool.
Cecil
August 15th, 2005
2:26:44 PM CDT
(0)
nice
RaptorZX3
August 15th, 2005
2:44:29 PM CDT
(0)
lol! it's about time!
DynamiteRave24
August 15th, 2005
3:32:07 PM CDT
(0)
Flame war over a sh*tty YTMND about a mouse = ghey.
Dinictus
August 15th, 2005
3:32:50 PM CDT
(0)
Their mice is one of the many reasons why Macintosh succeeded at killing my inner child. Also, win for using Mario victory theme.
MelonSoda5000
August 15th, 2005
5:16:20 PM CDT
(0)
good music choice.
PoL4RiZ
August 15th, 2005
5:53:39 PM CDT
(0)
http://ahabreasts.ytmnd.com/ http://ahabreasts.ytmnd.com/ http://ahabreasts.ytmnd.com/ http://ahabreasts.ytmnd.com/
uphoric
August 15th, 2005
7:17:45 PM CDT
(0)
It's actually a 5-button mouse with a 360 degree scroll wheel. And I'm using a two-button mouse on my mac as we speak.
Vergeh
August 15th, 2005
7:41:09 PM CDT
(0)
zOMG!
OmniSoundwave
August 15th, 2005
8:00:36 PM CDT
(0)
I can hear it now. Steve Jobs is still teh noobage.lol
raj821
August 15th, 2005
9:34:52 PM CDT
(0)
Classic. Love the music too.
fatman
August 15th, 2005
10:05:39 PM CDT
(0)
LMFAO APPLE f*ckING BLOWS ROFL
Drewb99
August 15th, 2005
10:29:03 PM CDT
(0)
Mario was coded on an Apple IIE. You lose.
functioneleven
August 15th, 2005
10:43:15 PM CDT
(0)
It took Apple f*cking long enough. They've had a superious OS for years but only now admit that having multiple buttons is a good idea. Of course you could always use any USB mouse - this is just symbolic. BTW I tried it at the store and it feels uniq
functioneleven
August 15th, 2005
10:44:06 PM CDT
(0)
...feels unique and really nice - I want one for my PC, too.
SPAMChicken
August 15th, 2005
11:11:52 PM CDT
(0)
who uses apple products... oh wait, ipod
GoFlyers
August 15th, 2005
11:36:50 PM CDT
(0)
This is trully hilarious
TanisHH
August 16th, 2005
1:12:37 AM CDT
(0)
I just think it's hilarious that the author of the YTMND and various others are trashing the "Mac fanboy downvoters" yet you have dozens of people saying that Apple sucks. PC bias, anyone?
TanisHH
August 16th, 2005
1:14:40 AM CDT
(0)
I mean really. If you look at the history of Apple vs. Microsoft one has been sued countless times and is known for faulty coding, the other has done little to nothing wrong. Why would people hate Apple so much unless oh, I dunno, they're PC using Windo
TanisHH
August 16th, 2005
1:15:13 AM CDT
(0)
Windows fanboys.*
emiliorescigno
August 16th, 2005
2:02:31 AM CDT
(0)
They won't totally fess up and admit they have a two-button, but macs still rock.
Hoinah
August 16th, 2005
8:59:00 AM CDT
(0)
Yeah, s'bout time the frikkin morons caught on that one button = 4tl
AnaNg
August 16th, 2005
9:11:47 AM CDT
(0)
However, you fail to realize that other than the mouse Apple >>>>> Windows
GooperBlooper
August 16th, 2005
12:16:20 PM CDT
(0)
XD
monkeytrousers
August 16th, 2005
2:51:47 PM CDT
(0)
Mac fans never fail to take the bait, do they?
CliffX
August 16th, 2005
2:57:04 PM CDT
(0)
I have a mouse like that.
mast
August 16th, 2005
3:41:30 PM CDT
(0)
where's the second mouse button? rofl
omghax
August 16th, 2005
4:59:57 PM CDT
(0)
Clearly MrKhan is offended it took him 20 years to discover the "control" button on his keyboard :'(. aww.
steveperryisgod
March 26th, 2009
10:32:40 AM CDT
(0)
Right clicking shouldn't be a two-handed process.
manish
August 16th, 2005
5:38:17 PM CDT
(0)
omg, buying a 2-button mouse from logitech instead of waiting for apple to make one! idiot...
MrKhan
August 16th, 2005
6:23:19 PM CDT
(0)
whats funny is even the idiot mac fanboys downvote, yet it does nothing. ironic, since they dont matter anyways. oh snap. :D
MrKhan
August 16th, 2005
6:27:41 PM CDT
(0)
question for the pc bashers: what can you do on a mac, that you cant do on a pc? And what platform has more software? ty
ZebIsAwesome
August 16th, 2005
10:36:30 PM CDT
(0)
I think a lot of you guys are missing the point. The Mighty Mouse isn't innovative because it has two buttons, it's innovative because of everything else. http://www.apple.com/mightymouse/
Robot-Chicken
August 16th, 2005
11:20:36 PM CDT
(0)
rofl, it really did take them 20 years
Nintendorkus
August 17th, 2005
1:54:19 AM CDT
(0)
That is great! And the music fits too (contrary to what others say)!
TanisHH
August 17th, 2005
1:58:46 AM CDT
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Macs are well known for being superior in the areas of video/music editing, and the games they do play play just fine. Again, if you want to game that much, buy a bloody Xbox/PS2.
TanisHH
August 17th, 2005
2:02:53 AM CDT
(0)
Question for MrKhan: How do you justify Microsoft being a bunch of collective douches and stealing Apple ideas? tinyurl.com/b44s3
steveperryisgod
March 27th, 2009
9:25:48 PM CDT
(0)
How do you justify Apple stealing the Linux community's ideas (multiple desktops)? How do you justify Apple stealing from their own 3rd party companies (Konfabulator anyone?)?
zilarik
August 17th, 2005
5:05:13 AM CDT
(0)
The music makes this a 5.
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